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(WCVB Boston)   Comic book characters assaulted outside store. If only there had been some caped crusader there to help them   (wcvb.com) divider line 23
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2013-05-06 06:01:41 AM  
One thing I learned very quickly about wearing armor is that when you go somewhere where it's a novelty, everyone's immediate reaction is to hit you first and then ask it it's real.

So now, I never wear fake armor. If you dress like a storm trooper, you'd best design that suit to take hits because you will take 'em whether you want to or not.
 
2013-05-06 06:29:21 AM  
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2013-05-06 06:31:43 AM  
Which Ghostbuster was it?!

Journalism is dead!
 
2013-05-06 06:35:12 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Which Ghostbuster was it?!

Journalism is dead!


The article merely stated that it was a "ghostbusters character".  The victim then reportedly rose from the ground, shouting at the assailant "DEATH IS BUT A DOOR, TIME IS BUT A WINDOW... I'LL BE BACK!"
 
2013-05-06 06:37:07 AM  
Police have released a photo of the attacker

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-06 06:43:07 AM  
If I had "Super Powers", I'd like it to be like Hitler. Anybody mess with me, I'd make 'em march around the city square.
 
2013-05-06 06:50:56 AM  
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2013-05-06 06:53:46 AM  

doglover: One thing I learned very quickly about wearing armor is that when you go somewhere where it's a novelty, everyone's immediate reaction is to hit you first and then ask it it's real.


I think it's just you.
 
2013-05-06 07:02:52 AM  
This article REALLY needs pictures.
 
2013-05-06 07:41:46 AM  

dragonchild: doglover: One thing I learned very quickly about wearing armor is that when you go somewhere where it's a novelty, everyone's immediate reaction is to hit you first and then ask it it's real.

I think it's just you.


I know I hit doglover to see if it's real every time I see him.
 
2013-05-06 07:51:46 AM  

brainlordmesomorph:


Wrong part of the episode.
 
2013-05-06 07:52:52 AM  

doglover: One thing I learned very quickly about wearing armor is that when you go somewhere where it's a novelty, everyone's immediate reaction is to hit you first and then ask it it's real.

So now, I never wear fake armor. If you dress like a storm trooper, you'd best design that suit to take hits because you will take 'em whether you want to or not.


The armor seemed to be pretty useless in the movies, so anything would be an improvement.

/It is useless against blasters
//Hell, it's useless against ewoks armed with rocks and sticks
 
2013-05-06 08:00:02 AM  

Mega Steve: doglover: One thing I learned very quickly about wearing armor is that when you go somewhere where it's a novelty, everyone's immediate reaction is to hit you first and then ask it it's real.

So now, I never wear fake armor. If you dress like a storm trooper, you'd best design that suit to take hits because you will take 'em whether you want to or not.

The armor seemed to be pretty useless in the movies, so anything would be an improvement.

/It is useless against blasters
//Hell, it's useless against ewoks armed with rocks and sticks


I'm convinced the Emperor, in his overconfidence, staffed the moonside garrison with a regiment fresh out of the Carida academy.

/or by that time Stormtroopers made DEX their dump stat
 
2013-05-06 08:06:37 AM  
Free Comic Book Day brings out the worst in all of us....
 
2013-05-06 08:13:41 AM  
And this headline's superhero name is The Great Repete!
 
2013-05-06 08:28:26 AM  
Lt. Gary Hutcheson told the Portland Press Herald that police had to use a stun gun on Barnes. He said Barnes, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and 300 pounds, was drunk.

i76.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-06 08:33:33 AM  
What happened to the Ironic tag?  Is its absence supposed to be ironic, or something?
 
2013-05-06 08:37:23 AM  

doglover: you'd best design that suit to take hits because you will take 'em whether you want to or not.


same can be said for bolt ons.
 
2013-05-06 08:39:54 AM  
I'd hit a comic book character...
www.comicsninja.com
 
2013-05-06 09:07:29 AM  
doglover

One thing I learned very quickly about wearing armor is that when you go somewhere where it's a novelty, everyone's immediate reaction is to hit you first and then ask it it's real.

So now, I never wear fake armor. If you dress like a storm trooper, you'd best design that suit to take hits because you will take 'em whether you want to or not.

Or you could just grow up, stop playing Debbie dress up, and find a group of adults to associate with.
 
2013-05-06 09:24:38 AM  
Something I read once on FARK that I thought was amusing and relevant:

"Never start a fight in a comic book store!   Everyone there has a one month of martial arts training."
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-06 10:08:50 AM  

OnlyM3: doglover

One thing I learned very quickly about wearing armor is that when you go somewhere where it's a novelty, everyone's immediate reaction is to hit you first and then ask it it's real.

So now, I never wear fake armor. If you dress like a storm trooper, you'd best design that suit to take hits because you will take 'em whether you want to or not.
Or you could just grow up, stop playing Debbie dress up, and find a group of adults to associate with.


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

shut up.  seriously.
 
2013-05-06 10:27:05 AM  
"Men in costume assaulted outside Portland store"
The term "Men" is obviously very loosely used here for several reasons.

/semi professional comic book artist and only wears costumes on Halloween
//doesn't live with his parents
///slashies
 
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