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(NW Florida Daily News)   Holy mackerel, some bottom feeder was arrested hook, line, and sinker for stealing her grandfather's fishing poles. I don't mean to keep carping, but this sea hag really has no sole   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-06 07:01:31 AM  
I see we are still floundering with this detritus after all these years. Can we scuttle this P.U-boat once and for all?
 
2013-05-06 07:23:20 AM  
I said fix the damned thing and leave my private life out of it, OK Pal?
 
2013-05-06 07:34:36 AM  
I sat here kelpless after reading that headline.
 
2013-05-06 07:37:23 AM  
It was only for the halibut.

/She shouldn't have been so shellfish.
//wet dream ... kip
 
2013-05-06 07:37:57 AM  
That's a moray.
 
2013-05-06 07:42:27 AM  
Whale, I'm herring you, subs. I would've kicked her bass for that. I think she needs a support grouper. I'll just blue gill perch here until she gets the help she needs.
/She needs to find a life of porpoise.
 
2013-05-06 07:50:57 AM  

Deucetoo: Whale, I'm herring you, subs. I would've kicked her bass for that. I think she needs a support grouper. I'll just blue gill perch here until she gets the help she needs.
/She needs to find a life of porpoise.


Well aren't you a ray of sunshine.
 
2013-05-06 07:58:41 AM  
 
2013-05-06 08:06:25 AM  
holy carp!!
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2013-05-06 08:07:02 AM  

I_C_Weener: Wet Dream


That's a nice tuna.
 
2013-05-06 08:07:03 AM  
What a shellfish bisque!
 
2013-05-06 08:23:02 AM  
If she goes to prison, she'll be striper !
 
2013-05-06 08:33:01 AM  
smoke fish not crack. oh cod she is messed up.
 
2013-05-06 08:44:53 AM  
He said I'd blown a seal.
I said fix the damn thing and keep my private life out of it, ok bub?
 
2013-05-06 08:59:32 AM  
Well, that was areally crappie thing to do.
www.fcps.edu
 
2013-05-06 12:02:11 PM  
I see Subby has spotted my nemesis.
 
2013-05-06 12:10:19 PM  

dittybopper: I said fix the damned thing and leave my private life out of it, OK Pal?


That song is pure awesome!
 
2013-05-06 12:26:00 PM  
Walleye never heard of such a thing...
 
kgf
2013-05-06 12:37:04 PM  
Got aspirin? These puns are giving me a haddock.
 
2013-05-06 12:47:04 PM  
What was the porpoise of all that? Put her head on a pike!
 
2013-05-06 06:08:12 PM  
FTA: "They planned to sell it because they were having money troubles,"

Money troubles? Then perhaps you could put down the pipe, dumbass.
/Not money trouble, but METH trouble, according to that mugshot.
//shudder
 
2013-05-06 08:29:07 PM  
The Coppers just reeled her in.
 
2013-05-06 08:29:43 PM  
The Cops just reeled her in.
 
2013-05-06 09:09:01 PM  
kipaddotta.com
 
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