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2013-05-06 01:36:25 AM
Best part of it? He's British!
 
2013-05-06 01:40:09 AM

keygrip: Best part of it? He's Britishia


they do have a strange sense of humor.
 
2013-05-06 01:47:48 AM
Brought to you in exciting Retard-o-Vision™ HD...
 
2013-05-06 02:04:18 AM
There's no way M-80s are legal in Britain. Hell, I'm surprised the lighter's legal.
 
2013-05-06 02:05:44 AM
I'd dare somebody to do that, easy.
 
2013-05-06 02:08:16 AM
I was fully expecting to see the guy blow a hand off before remembering there wasn't a NSFW warning. Still, I watched this with dread.

/turned out to be amusing for some reason
 
2013-05-06 02:12:31 AM

dickfreckle: I was fully expecting to see the guy blow a hand off before remembering there wasn't a NSFW warning. Still, I watched this with dread.

/turned out to be amusing for some reason


Hand?!? Was fully expecting him to blow his junk off.
 
2013-05-06 03:41:10 AM
I really thought the Russians might take it this year, they always have such impressive entries, but intentionally blowing up a pile of shiat onto your own face... that's a strong contender.
 
2013-05-06 05:44:47 AM

dickfreckle: I was fully expecting to see the guy blow a hand off


Modern explosives AREN'T that dangerous. On one hand, you can blow yourself up good. On the other, you have to be a titanic moron to do that because they're so stable under normal conditions.
 
2013-05-06 06:04:04 AM

Triumph: There's no way M-80s are legal in Britain. Hell, I'm surprised the lighter's legal.


Cow pies were banned years ago.
 
2013-05-06 06:12:46 AM

timujin: I really thought the Russians might take it this year, they always have such impressive entries, but intentionally blowing up a pile of shiat onto your own face... that's a strong contender.


Time for America to step up its game.

Hold my beer.
 
mhd
2013-05-06 06:37:33 AM

timujin: I really thought the Russians might take it this year, they always have such impressive entries, but intentionally blowing up a pile of shiat onto your own face... that's a strong contender.


Still better than British food.
 
2013-05-06 06:38:16 AM

mhd: timujin: I really thought the Russians might take it this year, they always have such impressive entries, but intentionally blowing up a pile of shiat onto your own face... that's a strong contender.

Still better than British food.


I thought it was British food.
 
2013-05-06 07:24:45 AM
At least he found it just as amusing as the rest of us
 
2013-05-06 07:49:57 AM

Hetfield: Triumph: There's no way M-80s are legal in Britain. Hell, I'm surprised the lighter's legal.

Cow pies were banned years ago.


I cornered the stock markets on corks that months...  the blew it all on when I invested heavily in ShamWow...
 
2013-05-06 08:01:28 AM
I was actually expecting a video by the SlowMo guys.  Now I'm disappointed by the lack of slow motion cow pie explosion.

/given the dumb shiat they did last week, that actually is a huge disappointment
 
2013-05-06 08:03:12 AM
Great, get ready for the "Bovine Flu" scare this summer...
 
2013-05-06 08:17:05 AM
I have watched two videos today.  2 girls fighting for second base, and this.  1 of them was a complete waste of time.
 
2013-05-06 08:30:04 AM
10-fingered Johnny on the 1st day of July...
 
2013-05-06 09:12:35 AM
I.....just, um.....WOOOOO!

/got nuthin
 
2013-05-06 09:37:58 AM
I don't care how funny something was, how farked up do you have to be to not at least try to wipe the shiat from your lips before you open your mouth?
 
2013-05-06 10:29:31 AM
I grew up next to a dairy farm. My cousin was from Boston and didn't believe me when I told him what would happen if he dropped a large flat rock on a fresh meadow muffin. The results were remarkably close to this video.
 
2013-05-06 10:40:32 AM

bart2puck: I have watched two videos today.  2 girls fighting for second base, and this.  1 of them was a complete waste of time.


Where's the link to that one?
 
2013-05-06 10:46:44 AM
 
2013-05-06 10:48:13 AM
Reminds me of time time back in my youth that me and a buddy of mine shoved an M80 into a large above ground anthill. Imagine the same results however instead of poo, it was hundreds if not thousands of very pissed off red and black ants.

 Luckily we were close to a river. It was the only way to get those biting ants off.
 
2013-05-06 10:57:31 AM

Wise_Guy: Chabash: bart2puck: I have watched two videos today.  2 girls fighting for second base, and this.  1 of them was a complete waste of time.

Where's the link to that one?

http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/05/04/girls-fight-over-seco nd -base-at-padres-game-keep-smiling-the-whole-time-gif/

Thread here:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7734772/Why-are-these-two-barefoot-girls - fighting-over-second-base-at-a-Padres-game-including-a-hip-toss-Ronda- Rousey-would-be-proud-of-Who-cares-Theyre-hot


That was beautiful, thank you.
 
2013-05-06 11:19:13 AM

Wise_Guy: Chabash: bart2puck: I have watched two videos today.  2 girls fighting for second base, and this.  1 of them was a complete waste of time.

Where's the link to that one?

http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/05/04/girls-fight-over-seco nd -base-at-padres-game-keep-smiling-the-whole-time-gif/

Thread here:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7734772/Why-are-these-two-barefoot-girls - fighting-over-second-base-at-a-Padres-game-including-a-hip-toss-Ronda- Rousey-would-be-proud-of-Who-cares-Theyre-hot


All your base are belong to us!
 
2013-05-06 11:25:36 AM
...what did he expect would happen?
 
2013-05-06 11:45:41 AM
that's some good shiat.
 
2013-05-06 11:55:05 AM
I don't understand how you can do something that, obviously, could have caused serious injury, even death, and your reaction is to laugh about it.  I wonder if he jumps out into speeding traffic and laughs as the semis swerve to avoid him.
 
2013-05-06 12:07:45 PM
Huh huh, dude got hit with crapnel.
 
2013-05-06 12:28:25 PM
I'll say this, it's a hell of a lot funnier than pouring milk over your head.
 
2013-05-06 01:05:45 PM
Bullshiat.
 
2013-05-06 01:14:50 PM
Entertainment must be hard to come by in those parts
 
2013-05-06 01:17:15 PM
F A K E
 
2013-05-06 01:41:11 PM
What, no shiat faced jokes??
 
2013-05-06 02:25:06 PM

Whatthefark: Reminds me of time time back in my youth that me and a buddy of mine shoved an M80 into a large above ground anthill. Imagine the same results however instead of poo, it was hundreds if not thousands of very pissed off red and black ants.

 Luckily we were close to a river. It was the only way to get those biting ants off.


See, this is why you pour gasoline into an anthill and light it instead of using small explosives. All the flaming ant death you want, none of the blowback.
 
2013-05-06 02:26:43 PM
Like a retard on pudding day
 
2013-05-06 02:41:33 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Whatthefark: Reminds me of time time back in my youth that me and a buddy of mine shoved an M80 into a large above ground anthill. Imagine the same results however instead of poo, it was hundreds if not thousands of very pissed off red and black ants.

 Luckily we were close to a river. It was the only way to get those biting ants off.

See, this is why you pour gasoline into an anthill and light it instead of using small explosives. All the flaming ant death you want, none of the blowback.


Yeah, a fire would have gotten away from us and torched the river bank. That would have taken the fun out of it. ;)

Funny thing was, three days later that anthill was repaired and looked like nothing had happened to it.
 
2013-05-06 04:18:18 PM

Kibbler: could have caused serious injury, even death


Wat?
 
2013-05-06 06:16:51 PM

John Buck 41: I grew up next to a dairy farm. My cousin was from Boston and didn't believe me when I told him what would happen if he dropped a large flat rock on a fresh meadow muffin. The results were remarkably close to this video.


reason #2,384: i don't understand why they're called 'city slickers'. they ain't that slick.
 
2013-05-06 07:06:01 PM

KrispyKritter: John Buck 41: I grew up next to a dairy farm. My cousin was from Boston and didn't believe me when I told him what would happen if he dropped a large flat rock on a fresh meadow muffin. The results were remarkably close to this video.

reason #2,384: i don't understand why they're called 'city slickers'. they ain't that slick.

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2013-05-06 07:29:11 PM

Whatthefark: RoyFokker'sGhost: Whatthefark: Reminds me of time time back in my youth that me and a buddy of mine shoved an M80 into a large above ground anthill. Imagine the same results however instead of poo, it was hundreds if not thousands of very pissed off red and black ants.

 Luckily we were close to a river. It was the only way to get those biting ants off.

See, this is why you pour gasoline into an anthill and light it instead of using small explosives. All the flaming ant death you want, none of the blowback.

Yeah, a fire would have gotten away from us and torched the river bank. That would have taken the fun out of it. ;)

Funny thing was, three days later that anthill was repaired and looked like nothing had happened to it.


Ah, good situational awareness.

And yeah, they build those things back up fast. I'm convinced that young boys are the primary evolutionary force for domestic ants.
 
2013-05-06 08:18:05 PM
how can you all laugh? when the guy suffered serious crapnel wounds
 
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