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(Salisbury Post)   Dear seniors, when you go shopping you are allowed to take grocery bags home with you. Grocery baggers, however, have to remain at the store   (salisburypost.com) divider line 52
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2013-05-06 12:46:17 AM
Imagine the charges if this had been a younger female, and the man had been middle aged or in his twenties.
 
2013-05-06 12:52:31 AM
Last time I was caught trying to force a stock girl into my car they allowed me to plead down to brandishing a dead weapon....
 
2013-05-06 02:52:54 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-06 04:35:46 AM
He was called Childless. He just wanted to change his name.
 
2013-05-06 04:41:32 AM
"Cleanup in parking space 24!"
 
2013-05-06 04:41:34 AM

puffy999: Imagine the charges if this had been a younger female, and the man had been middle aged or in his twenties.


At that age I think he might have dementia. Espically if he has no priors.
 
2013-05-06 04:51:29 AM
i596.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-06 04:56:26 AM
Childress was arrested and has been charged with one count of assault on a female.

There are specific charges for assault depending on the victim's sex?
 
2013-05-06 05:01:21 AM

EngineerAU: Childress was arrested and has been charged with one count of assault on a female.

There are specific charges for assault depending on the victim's sex?


Where have you been the past 20 years? Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.
 
2013-05-06 05:06:08 AM
Why was he only charged with assault? Attempted kidnapping should stick.
 
2013-05-06 05:10:23 AM

robohobo: Where have you been the past 20 years? Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.


I know! Thank God, they have been brought up to the level that white land owning males have been for centuries.

/ feels good to let the browns, the titties, and limp wrists in...
// We still get it better in  court, traffic stops, education, wealth retention, career advancement, pay scale, shiat...lets just say life.
/// I think we need to up the ante and raise the "white male with money" status to "double secret" special status.
//// TWO ANIMAL HOUSE REFERENCE IN ONE THREAD! It's more common than you think...
 
2013-05-06 05:29:14 AM

robohobo: Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.


imgix.8tracks.com

The lament of the male middle class honky.
 
2013-05-06 05:33:21 AM

thamike: robohobo: Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.

[imgix.8tracks.com image 333x333]

The lament of the male middle class honky.


Upper-class, thank you.

Also a pithy comment doesn't address the truth of such people having a protected status in regards to law.
 
2013-05-06 05:49:01 AM

thamike: robohobo: Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.



The lament of the male middle class honky.


You forgot "straight"
 
2013-05-06 05:57:06 AM
Why do the grocery baggers need to remain? Don't they get to go home at some point?


mike_d85: thamike: robohobo: Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.

The lament of the male middle class honky.

You forgot "straight"


When are straight white men going to get their own holiday?!? It's long overdue!
 
2013-05-06 06:13:18 AM

robohobo: thamike: robohobo: Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.

[imgix.8tracks.com image 333x333]

The lament of the male middle class honky.

Upper-class, thank you.

Also a pithy comment doesn't address the truth of such people having a protected status in regards to law.


That's because I'm not interested in trifling about the fact that there are laws in place that protects minorities.  I'm just taking the pith out of you.
 
2013-05-06 06:18:07 AM

mike_d85: thamike: robohobo: Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.

The lament of the male middle class honky.

You forgot "straight"


Honky is a pretty loaded term--at it's basic definition: straight white male who bites his lower lip and snaps his fingers when he dances.  Insecurity, f*cked up priorities, and time on their hands that they didn't earn branches out into honky subcategories. And fashion styles alone account for twelve of them
 
2013-05-06 06:19:23 AM
And I'm at least 1/4th Honky, so I'm applying for benefits.
 
2013-05-06 06:59:26 AM

robohobo: EngineerAU: Childress was arrested and has been charged with one count of assault on a female.

There are specific charges for assault depending on the victim's sex?

Where have you been the past 20 years? Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.


Women, minorities and homosexuals have always had special status. Its just changed from "do what ever you like, no one is going to do anything to stop you".
 
2013-05-06 07:14:38 AM
Dude.  You gotta wait until 90 before one law no longer applies to you.
 
2013-05-06 07:28:42 AM
Well there goes his adventuring career.
 
2013-05-06 07:29:19 AM

robohobo: EngineerAU: Childress was arrested and has been charged with one count of assault on a female.

There are specific charges for assault depending on the victim's sex?

Where have you been the past 20 years? Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.


I imagine it arose from centuries of beating your wife being acceptable.

//You forgot children.
 
2013-05-06 07:41:28 AM

moothemagiccow: robohobo: EngineerAU: Childress was arrested and has been charged with one count of assault on a female.

There are specific charges for assault depending on the victim's sex?

Where have you been the past 20 years? Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.

I imagine it arose from centuries of beating your wife being acceptable.

//You forgot children.


Are children supposed to be our equals? For those defending the law in TFA, would it really have been less creepy if he'd done this to a guy?
 
2013-05-06 08:07:54 AM

puffy999: Imagine the charges if this had been a younger female, and the man had been middle aged or in his twenties.


Or if the middle-aged man had been a mad scientist and the girl had been a super-intelligent lemur!
 
2013-05-06 08:18:56 AM
I dunno why it is, but as soon as I saw the article, I was reminded of her

No I aint no fortune teller
 
2013-05-06 08:27:52 AM
whenever a hot lady asks to bag my groceries i say NO cause i don't want to be charged with aggrevated assault
 
2013-05-06 08:33:17 AM
No worries, just come back with a legally obtained gun next time.
 
2013-05-06 09:19:41 AM
That girl should've given that dirty old man a chop to his hips. He'd fall like a house of cards.
 
2013-05-06 09:25:58 AM
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No.
 
2013-05-06 09:41:14 AM

robohobo: EngineerAU: Childress was arrested and has been charged with one count of assault on a female.

There are specific charges for assault depending on the victim's sex?

Where have you been the past 20 years? Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.



GOD forbid someone protect women and children. Men today are farking pussies.


/You sound oppressed.
 
2013-05-06 09:47:37 AM

robohobo: thamike: robohobo: Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.

[imgix.8tracks.com image 333x333]

The lament of the male middle class honky.

Upper-class, thank you.

Also a pithy comment doesn't address the truth of such people having a protected status in regards to law.


Hey, these people don't want to have the shiat kicked out of them anymore, what makes them so special?
 
2013-05-06 10:01:43 AM

robohobo: EngineerAU: Childress was arrested and has been charged with one count of assault on a female.

There are specific charges for assault depending on the victim's sex?

Where have you been the past 20 years? Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.


I'd like to see laws giving "special status" to minorities and gay people (which is redundant, by the way). If you're referring to hate crime laws, I'd recommend visiting fbi.gov and looking over their stats. which include plenty of data on blacks being arrested for hate crimes against whites each year.

I also don't know if this SC distinction carries a stiffer penalty, but it probably should. A man assaulting a woman is worse than a man assaulting a man.
 
2013-05-06 10:23:02 AM

Norfolking Chance: robohobo: EngineerAU: Childress was arrested and has been charged with one count of assault on a female.

There are specific charges for assault depending on the victim's sex?

Where have you been the past 20 years? Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.

Women, minorities and homosexuals have always had special status. Its just changed from "do what ever you like, no one is going to do anything to stop you".


When has it ever been legal to walk up to some random woman on the street and attack them?
 
2013-05-06 10:34:06 AM

RickN99: When has it ever been legal to walk up to some random woman on the street and attack them?


That's not a fair question.  Random women have had special protected status for a long long time.  It's wives, girlfriends, sisters, daughters, nieces, and granddaughters that the law is still fuzzy about.
 
2013-05-06 10:36:05 AM
 Random Women need to watch their backs in Brooklyn, though.
 
2013-05-06 11:28:59 AM
calbert:

Dammit, Stark.
 
2013-05-06 11:36:16 AM
A Salisbury man? it must be a miSTEAK!
 
2013-05-06 11:39:30 AM
I think they have dating tips books out, now.
 
2013-05-06 11:44:21 AM

fusillade762: Why do the grocery baggers need to remain? Don't they get to go home at some point?


mike_d85: thamike: robohobo:

Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.

The lament of the male middle class honky.

You forgot "straight"

When are straight white men going to get their own holiday?!? It's long overdue!


Every day that's not specifically a "minority" holiday is a Hetero Honky Day. And every straight white male who complains is a sissy attention whore who should man up and shut up.
 
2013-05-06 11:50:04 AM
Wayne 985:

A man assaulting a woman is worse than a man assaulting a man.

Not always. A lot depends on the size, strength, health and training of the individuals involved.

Just don't as me how I know this; it's too embarrassing.
 
2013-05-06 11:53:45 AM

TheraTx: A Salisbury man? it must be a miSTEAK!


Why you beefin'?
 
2013-05-06 12:21:17 PM

thamike: TheraTx: A Salisbury man? it must be a miSTEAK!

Why you beefin'?


lard
 
2013-05-06 01:06:57 PM

robohobo: thamike: robohobo: Women, minorities, and homosexuals have special status.

[imgix.8tracks.com image 333x333]

The lament of the male middle class honky.

Upper-class, thank you.

Also a pithy comment doesn't address the truth of such people having a protected status in regards to law.


Actually, it addresses the issue pretty well.
 
2013-05-06 01:52:56 PM
Regarding the previously named categories of people: They have "special" status because over the decades - centuries, even - criminal histories show these persons have been the target of special scorn.
Of course, bad things have happened to straight white males, but, traditionally, a sense of outrage has followed crimes against persons perceived as less able to defend themselves against whatever.

Thus, laws appear to have conferred "special" status on some persons which some other persons of this era have labeled as unfair without considering the surrounding context.

But give it time. Things will change.
 
2013-05-06 05:01:44 PM
You know, I don't get to walk around smacking people either, you know.

/random woman
//holy shiat, if I go missing though...
 
2013-05-06 05:11:01 PM

rogue_L_chick: You know, I don't get to walk around smacking people either, you know.

/random woman
//holy shiat, if I go missing though...


*Checks profile*
Yep, cute white blonde.
 
2013-05-06 05:23:50 PM

zenobia: rogue_L_chick: You know, I don't get to walk around smacking people either, you know.

/random woman
//holy shiat, if I go missing though...

*Checks profile*
Yep, cute white blonde.


I'm also the mother of a equally blonde, photogenic child....as well as being described as "sweet" and "just the nicest lady" by my friends and neighbors. I even tell my husband when he takes a particularly nice picture that *this* one is the one he's to show to the cops if I ever disappear, so I can get the maximum Nancy Grace treatment. ;)
 
2013-05-06 05:54:49 PM
Crap, they're NEVER going to let me back into HyVee.
 
2013-05-06 06:05:43 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Regarding the previously named categories of people: They have "special" status because over the decades - centuries, even - criminal histories show these persons have been the target of special scorn.
Of course, bad things have happened to straight white males, but, traditionally, a sense of outrage has followed crimes against persons perceived as less able to defend themselves against whatever.

Thus, laws appear to have conferred "special" status on some persons which some other persons of this era have labeled as unfair without considering the surrounding context.

But give it time. Things will change.


I had this discussion with one of my sons just last night.

"When you walk to the store, are you terrified?"
"No."
"Well, I am. Because I am naturally a target, due ONLY to my lack of a penis."

When women are no longer automatically targets....

/It'll never happen.
 
2013-05-06 09:03:04 PM

mama2tnt: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Regarding the previously named categories of people: They have "special" status because over the decades - centuries, even - criminal histories show these persons have been the target of special scorn.
Of course, bad things have happened to straight white males, but, traditionally, a sense of outrage has followed crimes against persons perceived as less able to defend themselves against whatever.

Thus, laws appear to have conferred "special" status on some persons which some other persons of this era have labeled as unfair without considering the surrounding context.

But give it time. Things will change.

I had this discussion with one of my sons just last night.

"When you walk to the store, are you terrified?"
"No."
"Well, I am. Because I am naturally a target, due ONLY to my lack of a penis."

When women are no longer automatically targets....

/It'll never happen.


I kinda feel like that when I walk in the poorer, less English-speaking neighborhoods of my town after sunset, due ONLY to my whiteness. Should I get special treatment?
 
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