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(Japan Today)   Man takes an arrow to the arm while walking in garden. "According to park officials, the arrow came from a beginner who was learning the basics of archery"   ( divider line
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2013-05-05 09:45:28 PM  
8 votes:
I used to stroll gardens; then I took an arrow to the knee.
2013-05-06 02:01:48 AM  
5 votes:
Message for you, sir!
2013-05-06 02:08:21 AM  
4 votes:
[whrr, thunk!] 'Message for you sir!' is my text notification.
2013-05-06 12:50:29 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-05-06 12:45:21 AM  
3 votes:
The Hunger Games has much to answer for.
2013-05-06 04:06:28 AM  
2 votes:

ChadM89: [whrr, thunk!] 'Message for you sir!' is my text notification. Full Size

Hah, mine too!
2013-05-06 02:11:52 AM  
2 votes:
2013-05-06 07:01:14 AM  
1 vote:
I used to take arrows to the knee like you, then I took an arrow to the arm.
2013-05-06 04:30:19 AM  
1 vote:

semiotix: He hit a moving target at long range and over a fence. That "beginner" is advanced intermediate at least.

Samurai blood. Advanced is just missing pokemon from a helicopter with explosive arrows to herd them into traps.
2013-05-06 03:38:20 AM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: I once had a teenage neighbor who was a prodigy with the bow and arrow.

I'm talking Olympic Gold Medalist material - she was THAT good.

Unfortunately fate took an evil turn in her life when she accidentally killed a man.

Hit him with her car as he was walking, she did.


You know who else is good with a bow and arrow?

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2013-05-06 03:24:43 AM  
1 vote:
Arrows are becoming a serious problem in the last year, we need to ban them and make sure only the authorities have access to them

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/see what I did?
2013-05-06 02:46:54 AM  
1 vote:

IamAwake: andynz81: lying on her back sunbathing and quite oblivious to the near miss.

was she hot?

//that's what I'm supposed to ask here, right?

Sunbathing is a warm-to-hot activity, so the odds are in favor.
2013-05-06 02:21:53 AM  
1 vote:

Fano: czetie: I used to stroll gardens; then I took an arrow to the knee.

two and done

I'll get the lights on my way out.
2013-05-06 02:14:20 AM  
1 vote:
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Wanted for questioning.
2013-05-06 02:13:46 AM  
1 vote:
At least it wasn't in the knee.
2013-05-06 02:10:07 AM  
1 vote:
The contrast with American culture where a four year-old gets "My First Rifle," of course.

I'm okay with kids having longbows. If they can manage to use it, they deserve the right to kill their enemies.
2013-05-06 01:40:08 AM  
1 vote:
Next time I shoot someone, I'm going to say I'm still "learning the basics of firearm-safety and marksmanship."
2013-05-06 01:24:41 AM  
1 vote:
He failed this city?
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