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(TMZ)   Justin Bieber attacked during Dubai concert. Lip syncing and music continue uninterrupted   (tmz.com) divider line 108
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2013-05-05 08:34:02 PM  
 
2013-05-05 08:40:42 PM  
How do we get Al-Bahir and/or the rebels to provide some Sarin gas?

/ Don't really want to gas the Beeb
// crappy music has always been around
/// He's just the modern version of the Osmonds
 
2013-05-05 09:05:38 PM  

Snotnose: How do we get Al-Bahir and/or the rebels to provide some Sarin gas?

/ Don't really want to gas the Beeb
// crappy music has always been around
/// He's just the modern version of the Osmonds


That's an unfair comparison. What did the Osmonds ever do to you?
 
2013-05-05 09:10:18 PM  

Principal Clarinet: Video link


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-05-05 09:19:31 PM  
He should blame it on the rain.
 
2013-05-05 09:24:00 PM  
I think Bieber was in far more danger of injury from those security guards than the fan who ran onstage.
 
2013-05-05 09:34:23 PM  
I love how he just kept going, didn't miss a note, didn't miss a beat. The man is a true professional.
 
2013-05-05 09:35:43 PM  

unlikely: I love how he just kept going, didn't miss a note, didn't miss a beat. The man is a true professional.


A professional WHAT, though?
 
2013-05-05 09:38:31 PM  
They hate Jews there.
 
2013-05-05 09:43:04 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: unlikely: I love how he just kept going, didn't miss a note, didn't miss a beat. The man is a true professional.

A professional WHAT, though?


gay porn..........well not yet..........but soon
 
2013-05-05 09:43:18 PM  

unlikely: I love how he just kept going, didn't miss a note, didn't miss a beat. The man is a true professional.


I like how you just trolled me by complimenting someone. Now my brain hurts.
 
2013-05-05 09:43:32 PM  
Was Bieber injured or killed in the attack? No? Then yeah, Fail tag is appropriate.
 
2013-05-05 09:46:53 PM  
ashleysimpson.gif
 
2013-05-05 09:48:02 PM  
The terrorists have won.
 
2013-05-05 09:56:34 PM  
There was an update to the article.... Turns out that it was Biebers lover tried to hug him during his piano performance, resulting in his beatdown as biber forgot to tell security about that part of the show. Already released from custody.

/Medical staff for the show also want parents of the kids attending to be stoned to death for showing up 13 hours early with their kids to sit in the 30 degree heat(30 in the shade and hotter out in the sun baked venue).
 
2013-05-05 10:04:53 PM  
They must have assumed he was a woman going unveiled
 
2013-05-05 10:05:43 PM  
That piano seemed very bouncy.
 
2013-05-05 10:05:58 PM  
Why anyone continues to pay actual money for any concert, knowing full well that it will most likely be lip-synced is beyond my comprehension.  Seriously, if you just want recorded music played at you, just go buy the album on iTunes and save yourself some cash.
 
2013-05-05 10:08:28 PM  
 
2013-05-05 10:09:42 PM  

Amnestic: That piano seemed very bouncy.


Yeah, I thought so, too. Are modern show pianos really that light, or was it just a stage prop?
 
2013-05-05 10:11:13 PM  
I want to hate Bieber for being an untalented hack but, let's face it - it's a (meta)talent to successfully feign talent AND win the adoration of millions.
 
2013-05-05 10:18:02 PM  

Gig103: Principal Clarinet: Video link

[imgs.xkcd.com image 358x243]


Actually, it's a vertical video.
 
2013-05-05 10:24:57 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Amnestic: That piano seemed very bouncy.

Yeah, I thought so, too. Are modern show pianos really that light, or was it just a stage prop?


The piano was lip syncing also.
 
2013-05-05 10:31:33 PM  

Principal Clarinet: Video link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZDtywoH_zjg


The screams of the videographer were disturbing.
 
2013-05-05 10:36:56 PM  
Good.
 
2013-05-05 10:38:54 PM  
To dubai or not to dubai, that is the question, Mr. Beaver (laughs sinisterly).
 
2013-05-05 10:40:39 PM  
OHMYGODTHEYKILLEDJUSTIN!

JUSTIN!
JUSTIN!
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!

Rivulets of piss.
 
2013-05-05 10:41:07 PM  
I wonder if the "fan" was beheaded after that...

/ it's how those countries roll...
 
2013-05-05 10:41:59 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Amnestic: That piano seemed very bouncy.

Yeah, I thought so, too. Are modern show pianos really that light, or was it just a stage prop?


My thought also.
 
2013-05-05 10:43:56 PM  

farkingismybusiness: He should blame it on the rain.


I blame it on the stars that did shine
 
2013-05-05 10:45:54 PM  
Someone went to jail and has to explain to other inmates that they attacked Justin Bieber.  Well, as long as they don't mention that they failed so hard as it didn't even interrupt the "song" that Bieber was preforming, they should be treated as a hero in the jail.
 
2013-05-05 10:54:09 PM  

Chariset: They must have assumed he was a woman going unveiled


I wonder sometimes whether Justin Bieber wants to be a woman.
 
2013-05-05 10:54:12 PM  

Great Janitor: Someone went to jail and has to explain to other inmates that they attacked Justin Bieber.


On Reddit, they were claiming Bieber was the one who was going to jail. Seriously.
 
2013-05-05 10:54:52 PM  

mjones73: The piano was lip syncing also.

My necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York
The jukebox has to take a leak
 
2013-05-05 10:55:19 PM  
static.v2.wallpaperzip.com
 
2013-05-05 11:01:55 PM  

Principal Clarinet: Video link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZDtywoH_zjg


fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a akkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeee!!
 
2013-05-05 11:02:36 PM  
That's what he gets for farking someone's boyfriend
 
2013-05-05 11:07:50 PM  
 Lip syncing and music continue uninterrupted

What music??
 
2013-05-05 11:15:35 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Amnestic: That piano seemed very bouncy.

Yeah, I thought so, too. Are modern show pianos really that light, or was it just a stage prop?


Real grand - but whoever was supposed to lock the wheels on it is gonna find themselves fired in Dubai, trying to get a ticket home.

/Aren't you glad you saved those 15 seconds in the set change Mr. roadie dude.
//Could have at least had it snag the Bieb's pant leg and drag him down with it.
 
2013-05-05 11:17:51 PM  
Why was there no Boom when the piano fell over?
I thought piano's had microphones on/in/or near them when playing in concert.

/I say, fake piano and lip sync
 
2013-05-05 11:18:09 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Amnestic: That piano seemed very bouncy.

Yeah, I thought so, too. Are modern show pianos really that light, or was it just a stage prop?


It's a prop. Anything that's there just for show is only a prop. Like those walls of speakers at the big arena rock concerts of yore, most of them, along with the amps sitting atop them, were empty. There'd be one or two real speaker cabinets, along with a real amp, but most of it was just there for show. I'm guessing every instrument on stage at a Bieber concert is fake.
 
2013-05-05 11:18:10 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Was Bieber injured or killed in the attack? No? Then yeah, Fail tag is appropriate.


a Canadian is attacked by Muslims and you are upset that he wasn't killed or injured?

you are a sick fark.
 
2013-05-05 11:22:08 PM  
Justin's all like, Dubai? More like Dont-bai.

Emirate?
 
2013-05-05 11:31:21 PM  

farkingismybusiness: He should blame it on the rain.


Girl you know i-- girl you know i-- girl you know i--
 
2013-05-05 11:48:04 PM  
 
2013-05-05 11:49:51 PM  
Pffft...that fan is an amateur.


...What?

/the ankle bracelet only itches at first.
 
2013-05-05 11:56:20 PM  
The person who did that will most likely serve 500 years in prison.. Aren't the laws in Dubai borderline insane?
 
2013-05-06 12:27:35 AM  
BTW apparently Bieber got himself in trouble in Dubai by speeding away from his police escort, running red lights etc etc. According to a reddit thread earlier there was talk he'd be arrested after his show tonight.
 
2013-05-06 12:28:53 AM  

Farty McPooPants: Rivulets of piss.


I have no farking idea what that phrase is supposed to mean, but I'm going to try to work it into conversation every day.
 
2013-05-06 12:30:03 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Why anyone continues to pay actual money for any concert, knowing full well that it will most likely be lip-synced is beyond my comprehension.  Seriously, if you just want recorded music played at you, just go buy the album on iTunes and save yourself some cash.


Depends on who you listen to, but if you are going to a pop show with a singer who dances around onstage in a choreographed show then they are going to have to lip synch. Remembering a complicated dance routines every step and the lyrics to a song all while trying to breathe regularly enough to do both just aint gonna happen.
 
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