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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Moon landing enthusiast? Well it's your lucky day. You can bid on a electrocardiogram of Apollo 11 Commander Neil Armstrong's heartbeat while he was on the moon   (wmur.com) divider line 70
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2013-05-05 09:30:01 PM  
That's just what they want you to believe.

theinfosphere.org

President Truman: Take this to Area 51.
Soldier: But sir, that's where we're building the fake moon landing set.
President Truman: Then we'll have to really land on the Moon! Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!
 
2013-05-05 09:37:22 PM  
sinus tach, wandering baseline...probably lead II.
I'd like to see a 12 lead

www9.pcmag.com
 
2013-05-05 09:48:22 PM  

cretinbob: sinus tach, wandering baseline...probably lead II.
I'd like to see a 12 lead

[www9.pcmag.com image 386x386]


Too much artifact. Cardiologist won't accept. Pull over and capture another and re-transmit.
 
2013-05-05 10:26:08 PM  
It was a soundstage on Mars
 
2013-05-05 10:33:38 PM  
That's nothing, his EEG shows lunacy.
 
2013-05-05 10:36:37 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: That's nothing, his EEG shows lunacy.


That was cheesy.
 
2013-05-05 10:38:01 PM  
www.theedgeam.com
Thinks it'd be cool if we actually went to the moon
 
2013-05-05 10:42:29 PM  
There is no dark side in the Moon, really. Matter of fact it's all dark.
 
2013-05-05 10:46:55 PM  
10 quatloos!
 
2013-05-05 10:48:22 PM  
Proof positive! Apollo 11 landing site of the Eagle, July 20, 1969.

i.space.com
 
2013-05-05 10:55:43 PM  
So what ever happened with that Mars thing? They landed a trillion dollar gizmo there a few months ago that was gonna finally find water and life, and then we never heard anything about it. When do they make the big public acknowledgment of their failure?
 
2013-05-05 10:57:41 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: So what ever happened with that Mars thing? They landed a trillion dollar gizmo there a few months ago that was gonna finally find water and life, and then we never heard anything about it. When do they make the big public acknowledgment of their failure?


People are more interested in what celebrity is getting high on what than any meaningful science now.
 
2013-05-05 11:00:09 PM  
the joystick controller operated by Apollo 11 astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins

Now THAT would be nice.
 
2013-05-05 11:00:47 PM  
Obamacare.
 
2013-05-05 11:01:26 PM  
Man I wish I had some money... I could really use a Pizza right about now..

forget about this stuff... I was 3 years old when he walked on the moon so I really don't remember it
 
2013-05-05 11:02:19 PM  
Link to the auction site. Minimum bid on the rotational controller handle is $10,000.

Noam Chimpsky: So what ever happened with that Mars thing? They landed a trillion dollar gizmo there a few months ago that was gonna finally find water and life, and then we never heard anything about it.


You can follow it on twitter.
 
2013-05-05 11:09:11 PM  
Wow I guess working for a director like Kubrick really was stressful.

/I kid, I kid,
//It's really Tom Cruise's Emgrams from "Eyes Wide Shut"
 
2013-05-05 11:10:51 PM  
while he was allegedly on the moon

subby, ftfy
 
2013-05-05 11:13:35 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: while he was allegedly on the moon

subby, ftfy


Great. Now Buzz Aldrin is obligated to punch you in the face.
 
2013-05-05 11:15:54 PM  
Well, there's some interesting stuff on their site.  Some interesting photographs.
 
2013-05-05 11:16:01 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Great. Now Buzz Aldrin is obligated to punch you in the face.


BUZZ ALDRIN USED "RIGHT HOOK"

images.huffingtonpost.com


ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! KO!
 
2013-05-05 11:19:23 PM  
www.history.com

Limited, limited, market. If it will help you out I'll give you $100 for it.
 
2013-05-05 11:22:06 PM  

hardinparamedic: OtherLittleGuy: Great. Now Buzz Aldrin is obligated to punch you in the face.

BUZZ ALDRIN USED "RIGHT HOOK"


Buzz is a farking asshole for attacking that guy.  ohh, he has a different opinion, let me settle it by punching him.

just shows that he doesn't have the intelligence to argue with the guy...or that he forgot his talking points.
 
2013-05-05 11:22:13 PM  

slimfast: Proof positive! Apollo 11 landing site of the Eagle, July 20, 1969.

[i.space.com image 850x850]


Definitely photoshopped.  Anyone who believes that they took the time to lay out giant letters and arrows before the left is a complete and total idiot.
 
2013-05-05 11:22:29 PM  
What it depicts is a man with balls so big his heart rate didn't change on descent. He knew that the worst that could happen was a crash followed by a slow death from air leakage, and he was okay with that. Either a well heeled psychopath or the perfect stoic.
 
2013-05-05 11:25:11 PM  
This is a steal because he ain't making any more of 'em.
 
2013-05-05 11:25:27 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Great. Now Buzz Aldrin is obligated to punch you in the face.


He punched that douche for getting in his face and calling him names. He was tolerant towards anyone who doubted the moon landing, even that guy, before the name calling.
 
2013-05-05 11:27:44 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Buzz is a farking asshole for attacking that guy.  ohh, he has a different opinion, let me settle it by punching him.

just shows that he doesn't have the intelligence to argue with the guy...or that he forgot his talking points.


Don't let the fact you have no clue what you're talking about stop you from showing us your verbal diarrhea.

Bart Sibrel has a history of stalking and harassing members of the Aldrin family, including Buzz's wife, and had been provoking Aldrin for several minutes before the video showing him getting punched was taken. If you can find the longer video which shows the lead-up, Sibrel had tried to lay a hand on his wife before Buzz stepped between them. Afterwords, the police refused to press charges after seeing the video, and Sibrel even tried to sue Aldrin, and the judge threw the case out as having no merit, and warned Sibrel to leave the Aldrins alone.

You cannot argue with someone like Bart Sibrel. He's so convinced of his own self-righteousness that nothing will prove him wrong in his own mind.

Also, the First Amendment does not protect you from ridicule or mouth punch from other private citizens.
 
2013-05-05 11:30:32 PM  

hardinparamedic: Don't let the fact you have no clue what you're talking about stop you from showing us your verbal diarrhea.


Has it ever?
 
2013-05-05 11:39:45 PM  
Showers.
 
2013-05-05 11:40:39 PM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk

I watched this recently...actually, it should be tried watching...some of the derpiest derps I have ever encountered, the theories about Kubrick 'confessing' that he directed the videos for the moon landings hidden within The Shining will give you a headache. I admire you so much if you managed to watch it all the way through.
 
2013-05-05 11:41:08 PM  

hardinparamedic: tenpoundsofcheese: Buzz is a farking asshole for attacking that guy.  ohh, he has a different opinion, let me settle it by punching him.

just shows that he doesn't have the intelligence to argue with the guy...or that he forgot his talking points.

Don't let the fact you have no clue what you're talking about stop you from showing us your verbal diarrhea.

Bart Sibrel has a history of stalking and harassing members of the Aldrin family, including Buzz's wife, and had been provoking Aldrin for several minutes before the video showing him getting punched was taken. If you can find the longer video which shows the lead-up, Sibrel had tried to lay a hand on his wife before Buzz stepped between them. Afterwords, the police refused to press charges after seeing the video, and Sibrel even tried to sue Aldrin, and the judge threw the case out as having no merit, and warned Sibrel to leave the Aldrins alone.

You cannot argue with someone like Bart Sibrel. He's so convinced of his own self-righteousness that nothing will prove him wrong in his own mind.

Also, the First Amendment does not protect you from ridicule or mouth punch from other private citizens.


There are actually some nutters who think that the punch was staged, that Sibrel was hired to play the part of a nut job to discredit other moon hoaxers!
 
2013-05-05 11:41:27 PM  

hardinparamedic: tenpoundsofcheese: Buzz is a farking asshole for attacking that guy.  ohh, he has a different opinion, let me settle it by punching him.

just shows that he doesn't have the intelligence to argue with the guy...or that he forgot his talking points.

Don't let the fact you have no clue what you're talking about stop you from showing us your verbal diarrhea.

Punching someone who said stuff you don't like is wrong.  Of course they didn't press charges because they like Aldrin.

You cannot argue with someone like Bart Sibrel. He's so convinced of his own self-righteousness that nothing will prove him wrong in his own mind.

So?

Also, the First Amendment does not protect you from ridicule or mouth punch from other private citizens.


WTF are you talking about?
I never said anything about him being protected by the First Amendment.  Oh look, your argument is so weak that you had to build a straw man that was knocked down with just a puff of air.

There are laws against assault and battery however.  Or didn't you know that?
 
2013-05-05 11:41:50 PM  
Having a bit of a nerdgasm right now.  Might have to watch this one to see if there is some tiny piece I could bid on.

/There might be a 48 year age difference, but I'd still bed Buzz
 
2013-05-05 11:50:37 PM  
If I had to steal something, it would be a moon rock.
 
2013-05-05 11:53:36 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Study it out, folks..  Does an electrocardiogram of Neil Armstrong's heartbeat while on the moon exist or is this really an electrocardiogram of Commander  Armstrong's heartbeat when the CIA ripped the ring finger from his hand to send a message that if he went public and exposed the hoax (as rumored) he would be killed.  Of course NBC was hired to convince people  Commander  Armstrong  lost it in a barn door. Study it out, people Study it out!!!


November 18, 1978
  Season 4  Episode 6

Bill Murray: The first man to walk on the moon, Neal Armstrong, lost a finger when he jumped from a truck and caught his wedding ring on a barn door at his suburban Cincinnati home. While jumping off the truck, the former astronaut was quoted as saying: "One small step for man, a giant--AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"
 
2013-05-05 11:57:32 PM  
Man I read all these articles at like 4 Am pacific time this morning. It takes you dumbass admin until midnight to greenlight even the unfunny headlines? Way to stay on top of things.

Fark is a f king joke nowadays. You are piss poor excuses for administrators, and the lack of boobies threads is just disgusting. Fark is a weak excuse for what it once was. I feel like typing more insults but Ill just be assaulted by your pathetic sympathizers who dont monitor real news websites. In closing, your mother is a whore, and your father reeks of elderberries, or somesuch.

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2013-05-06 12:00:27 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: If you are too weak to attack what they say and you have to resort to attack the person you need to find a website that is easier for you.


Says the guy always ranting about "0bama."
 
2013-05-06 12:04:52 AM  

GungFu: [Room_237.jpg]

I watched this recently...actually, it should be tried watching...some of the derpiest derps I have ever encountered, the theories about Kubrick 'confessing' that he directed the videos for the moon landings hidden within The Shining will give you a headache. I admire you so much if you managed to watch it all the way through.


I'm eager to see that. Not just to learn more about how Kubrick made the movie, but also to enjoy the derpitude.
 
2013-05-06 12:08:14 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Aldrin punched a guy who was talking to him.


Know how I know you do not know the difference between someone who is talking to you and someone who is getting in your face and repeatedly harassing you despite your repeated requests that they leave you alone?
 
2013-05-06 12:08:22 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: If Aldrin had a gun, he would be an older version of George Zimmerman.


So Aldrin tracked the guy down, first with his car, then on foot, then called 9/11 on him, and then confronted him, and then was forced to shoot him when the guy was winning the fight? ....and the guy wasn't doing anything in the first place?
 
2013-05-06 12:09:53 AM  

hardinparamedic: Aldrin made numerous attempts to get away from him.


looks like you didn't watch the video.
the woman in yellow kept trying to get Aldrin to move away from the guy, he broke from her grip twice and went right back to the guy.
Aldrin even asked the guy to come with him into the hotel so he can call the police.
 
2013-05-06 12:11:27 AM  

Mock26: tenpoundsofcheese: Aldrin punched a guy who was talking to him.

Know how I know you do not know the difference between someone who is talking to you and someone who is getting in your face and repeatedly harassing you despite your repeated requests that they leave you alone?


Know how I know that you didn't watch the video?
 
2013-05-06 12:17:04 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: the woman in yellow kept trying to get Aldrin to move away from the guy, he broke from her grip twice and went right back to the guy.


You mean his wife?

tenpoundsofcheese:looks like you didn't watch the video.

It's too bad a two second google search would show reality doesn't agree with you.
 
2013-05-06 12:17:37 AM  

FunkOut: If I had to steal something, it would be a moon rock.


If you're looking for one, there's a moon rock on public display at the MacMillan Space Centre in Vancouver.
 
2013-05-06 12:24:39 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Mock26: tenpoundsofcheese: Aldrin punched a guy who was talking to him.

Know how I know you do not know the difference between someone who is talking to you and someone who is getting in your face and repeatedly harassing you despite your repeated requests that they leave you alone?

Know how I know that you didn't watch the video?


Let me guess, you have only ever seen the one that is about 20 seconds long that only shows Buzz hauling off and decking him, right?  How about watching the much longer video?  You know, the one that shows Buzz trying to get away from the guy?  Or do you refuse to watch it so that you can remain ignorant and continue to attack Buzz Aldrin's actions in this confrontation?
 
2013-05-06 12:25:43 AM  

Ivo Shandor: FunkOut: If I had to steal something, it would be a moon rock.

If you're looking for one, there's a moon rock on public display at the MacMillan Space Centre in Vancouver.


makeameme.org
Excellent.
 
2013-05-06 12:27:39 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: hardinparamedic: OtherLittleGuy: Great. Now Buzz Aldrin is obligated to punch you in the face.

BUZZ ALDRIN USED "RIGHT HOOK"

Buzz is a farking asshole for attacking that guy.  ohh, he has a different opinion, let me settle it by punching him.

just shows that he doesn't have the intelligence to argue with the guy...or that he forgot his talking points.


Your trolling is so funny.
It never gets old.
 
2013-05-06 12:44:30 AM  
Aren't they government records? Shouldn't they be in the National Archives?

Or is it just Armstrong's estate?
 
2013-05-06 02:05:11 AM  
gungfu:   I watched this recently...actually, it should be tried watching...some of the derpiest derps I have ever encountered, the theories about Kubrick 'confessing' that he directed the videos for the moon landings hidden within The Shining will give you a headache. I admire you so much if you managed to watch it all the way through.

I watched this in the theater a month ago.  The audience was laughing half the time at the dippy theories.

My take is that even a brilliant director like Kubrick can be shockingly sloppy when it comes to cinematic continuity.
 
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