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(NPR)   Finally, a guide to preventing the ultimate social faux pas: How to properly dip a chip without breaking it off inside the bowl   (npr.org ) divider line
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2013-05-06 12:15:52 AM  

worthlessjuan: I'm sorry, what is everyone worried about. I don't even think about double dippers.

If I was worried about them from a double dip POV I wouldn't want to be around them at all!!!

Sheesh people, you're all a bunch of ignorant righteous pieces of shiat.  A party is a PAAAARRRRTTTAAAAAYY.  eat, drink and squeeze all the beautiful butts you can reach and not get shot.  Sheesh (again).

Who cares if someone double dips, I mean WHO REALLY CARES!!!!  Do you think you're going to catch something?  You can tell if someone is a health risk when they come into the room, provide them a plate.  Everyone else, relax and enjoy the party. 50% of the world drinks from a community water bucket, without antibiotics and survive just fine, what are you worried about??


Half of Africa has the AIDS, coincidence? I think not!
 
2013-05-06 12:24:33 AM  

jaybeezey: worthlessjuan: I'm sorry, what is everyone worried about. I don't even think about double dippers.

If I was worried about them from a double dip POV I wouldn't want to be around them at all!!!

Sheesh people, you're all a bunch of ignorant righteous pieces of shiat.  A party is a PAAAARRRRTTTAAAAAYY.  eat, drink and squeeze all the beautiful butts you can reach and not get shot.  Sheesh (again).

Who cares if someone double dips, I mean WHO REALLY CARES!!!!  Do you think you're going to catch something?  You can tell if someone is a health risk when they come into the room, provide them a plate.  Everyone else, relax and enjoy the party. 50% of the world drinks from a community water bucket, without antibiotics and survive just fine, what are you worried about??

Half of Africa has the AIDS, coincidence? I think not!


That's not from drinking the water, has more to do with I AM A MAN AND CAN F**** mind set.
 
2013-05-06 12:27:54 AM  

NewportBarGuy: 1) Do NOT try to place the entire bowl of dip on your chip.


^This.

brantgoose: Slide it in sideways (lengthwise, gently, not pushing down like you're trying to squash the poor dip).


And ^that. Dips are there to add flavor to your chips; the chip is not a farking spoon to shovel dip into your mouth.
 
2013-05-06 12:54:45 AM  

phrawgh: Jimmysolson: Anyone with a bit of civilized upbringing and common sense should know that you spoon a bit of dip on the plate you are using and dip from there. If you are not using a plate, you are doing it wrong.

End of thread?

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2013-05-06 12:55:02 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Dips are there to add flavor to your chips; the chip is not a farking spoon to shovel dip into your mouth.


Spoken like someone who has never eaten salsa before.
 
2013-05-06 01:01:19 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: And ^that. Dips are there to add flavor to your chips; the chip is not a farking spoon to shovel dip into your mouth.


As a fat Midwestern sauce hog, I find your statement offensive. If you don't throw one box of macaroni away just so you can use two cheese packets on the other box, you're not living.
 
2013-05-06 01:18:21 AM  
First world problems.
 
2013-05-06 01:36:51 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: ArcadianRefugee: Dips are there to add flavor to your chips; the chip is not a farking spoon to shovel dip into your mouth.

Spoken like someone who has never eaten salsa before.


Yes, yes, you have to scoop for salsa. However, this is probably sufficient:

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If, on the other hand, you have so much salsa on your chip that it's already touching your thumb when you level out and you have to quickly jab it into your mouth before it leaks onto the floor / your shirt, I will send you to the store to buy ingredients to make more salsa so that the normals can enjoy it, too.

TopoGigo: As a fat Midwestern sauce hog, I find your statement offensive. If you don't throw one box of macaroni away just so you can use two cheese packets on the other box, you're not living.


I make exceptions for midwesterners in food matters. Just to show there are no hard feelings, I offer you this:

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2013-05-06 01:41:11 AM  
Farking shear, how does it work?

If you're breaking chips because the dip is viscous enough to cause stress failure perpendicular to the face of the scooping material, then insert the material straight in and swipe it sideways, like a credit card in a slot, to take advantage of the increased shear value parallel to the face of the material. If the dip is viscous enough to be causing this problem in the first place, then enough of it will adhere to the chip.

Physics, biatches.
 
2013-05-06 06:48:52 AM  
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2013-05-06 08:00:08 AM  
is it just me or has NPR really gone down the shiatter in the last few months?
 
2013-05-06 08:20:20 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [bossip.files.wordpress.com image 469x367]


Man, he's going crazy!  Someone might have to restrain him!
 
2013-05-06 08:27:40 AM  
it is called "dip" not "scoop!"
 
2013-05-06 10:36:07 AM  

Two16: Jon iz teh kewl: [bossip.files.wordpress.com image 469x367]

Man, he's going crazy!  Someone might have to restrain him!


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2013-05-06 06:03:13 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: If, on the other hand, you have so much salsa on your chip that it's already touching your thumb when you level out and you have to quickly jab it into your mouth before it leaks onto the floor / your shirt, I will send you to the store to buy ingredients to make more salsa so that the normals can enjoy it, too.


Chips (and fries) are merely a vector for the good stuff. Corn chips aren't worth eating without salsa or like, cheese dip. Potato chips get a pass though if they're Lays brand...
 
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