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(New York Daily News)   There's an empty dumpster behind Waffle House   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Waffle House, Tamerlan, Tsarnaev, Katherine Russell  
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13172 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 May 2013 at 4:23 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-05 12:18:05 PM  
6 votes:
It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.
2013-05-05 12:51:11 PM  
5 votes:
How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.
2013-05-05 04:54:22 PM  
3 votes:
Make his family eat him.
2013-05-05 12:26:52 PM  
3 votes:

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


Follow that dream.

I on the other hand will favorite you as "to be posthumously mocked if W outlives him".

W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer
2013-05-05 04:42:46 PM  
2 votes:
The Chief Engineer on my submarine up and died one day. Everyone hated him. His last wish was to be buried at sea after being cremated.  I volunteered to have his ashes brought on board the boat, flushed down the toilet, and when we were past 100 NM from shore to blow the sanitary tanks.

There you go, buried at sea....Of course, not as dignified as he might have wanted it.

I'm sure there are submarines today that would volunteer to do the same for this asshole.
2013-05-05 04:33:56 PM  
2 votes:
Aw, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.
2013-05-05 01:04:16 PM  
2 votes:
FFS, just bury him somewhere and don't even say who it is if you have to.  Or whatever.  Caring about this or getting all barbaric on his corpse like it somehow punishes him baffles me.
2013-05-05 12:16:34 PM  
2 votes:
Put him on a boat, viking style, surrounded by pressure cooker bombs.    Blow it up once it gets far enough out.

Seems fitting.
2013-05-05 09:15:55 PM  
1 vote:
ts4.mm.bing.net
2013-05-05 06:28:10 PM  
1 vote:
Grind him up and feed him to a pig. They'll probably have to starve the pig first to get it hungry enough. Then cremate the pigs and bury it at sea.
2013-05-05 05:39:56 PM  
1 vote:
That's my fantasy scenario:  I want to be cremated, mixed with very fine salt, and thrown into the faces of obnoxious people by my mourners.

Everybody who attends my funeral would get a small packet, clearly labelled, with a suggested serving list.

We'll all recycle back to the Ocean eventually. Half the fun is getting there.
2013-05-05 05:29:57 PM  
1 vote:

95629: We should stick him on the tip of one of N Korea's missiles and let them shoot him into the sun

parking lot right next to the launcher

ftfy
2013-05-05 05:02:32 PM  
1 vote:

Aquapope: I suppose we could just dump his body out onto a rooftop and let vultures (there are vultures in Mass, right?) eat his corpse, then let the bones dry in the sun.  Then we take the bones and in a uniquely American way, sell them on TV, proceeds to go to victims.  Then, when the people are sufficiently sated in their thirst for vengeance, we turn our eye toward bankers... and we'll be back after this message from Bank of America - "We own your house, biatch".

Whoa, where did that come from?


Turns out, there are vultures everywhere.  Just check upthread.
2013-05-05 05:00:43 PM  
1 vote:
I suppose we could just dump his body out onto a rooftop and let vultures (there are vultures in Mass, right?) eat his corpse, then let the bones dry in the sun.  Then we take the bones and in a uniquely American way, sell them on TV, proceeds to go to victims.  Then, when the people are sufficiently sated in their thirst for vengeance, we turn our eye toward bankers... and we'll be back after this message from Bank of America - "We own your house, biatch".

Whoa, where did that come from?
2013-05-05 04:53:04 PM  
1 vote:

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


Come on now.  You had eight quality years to hate on W.  Now it's the other team's turn, and they are only halfway through their eight years of hate on O.  Play nice and wait your turn.
2013-05-05 04:53:00 PM  
1 vote:
Give him to Chuck Testa and then back to his widow.
2013-05-05 04:45:49 PM  
1 vote:

Preston Preston: Burial at sea, Osama-style. And for all the same reasons.


So . . . he's not really dead?
2013-05-05 04:39:21 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to propose grave-sharing with an equally loved icon, now that Breitbart's ego has deflated a little, there's probably room for a bullet riddled body.

a57.foxnews.com
2013-05-05 04:37:20 PM  
1 vote:
Meh, just make some green crackers.
2013-05-05 04:36:54 PM  
1 vote:

NewportBarGuy: Why are their no trash cans in Greek Restaurants?


It's "there", not "their".  Their is possessive.

Run along and let the grownups talk, OK?
2013-05-05 04:35:51 PM  
1 vote:

vudutek: The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.


Don't kid yourself. His father found him a job that didn't require a drug test.
2013-05-05 04:31:11 PM  
1 vote:
Just cremate him and use a pressure cooker as an urn for the ashes. Put it somewhere appropriate.
2013-05-05 04:28:10 PM  
1 vote:
That's the problem. No Waffle Houses in Bahston. But there's always Dunkin Donuts.

(seriously, somebody fly over Kazakhstan or whereever and dump the guy out the back door)
2013-05-05 04:27:36 PM  
1 vote:
Boston has sewers, I don't see the problem.
2013-05-05 04:26:58 PM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.


So, a military operation to dispose of a civilian? interesting. tea partiers i'm sure will love this use of their tax dollars.
2013-05-05 04:26:30 PM  
1 vote:
Why are their no trash cans in Greek Restaurants?
2013-05-05 04:26:22 PM  
1 vote:
Pig farm
2013-05-05 04:25:23 PM  
1 vote:

gilgigamesh: I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.


I'm down with it.
2013-05-05 03:24:04 PM  
1 vote:
I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.
2013-05-05 01:00:16 PM  
1 vote:

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


Unmarked grave in a municipal Potter's Field far from Boston.  Like, Bumblef*ck, Oklahoma or something.  Or an unannounced burial at sea.  He's a human being, give him a decent burial.  But nothing beyond that.
2013-05-05 12:20:01 PM  
1 vote:
I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?
 
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