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2013-05-05 12:38:49 PM  
7 votes:
The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.
2013-05-05 12:20:01 PM  
5 votes:
I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?
2013-05-05 04:49:57 PM  
2 votes:
Kudos to Uncle Ruslan. He apparently involved himself in this.

A real man deals with his family's problems, no matter how unpleasant or unfair the circumstances.
2013-05-05 04:38:19 PM  
2 votes:
 "Katherine Russell, widow of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, in a booking photo for shoplifting charges in June 2007".
It seems the mother taught the boys how to go about jihad and the girls how to steal, her own specialty. 

Cremate the dirt bag and send his remains back ...I know, I know but when one commits terrorism the people should get to choose. That would make some think twice!
2013-05-05 04:31:11 PM  
2 votes:
Just cremate him and use a pressure cooker as an urn for the ashes. Put it somewhere appropriate.
2013-05-05 03:46:43 PM  
2 votes:
Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.
2013-05-05 01:04:16 PM  
2 votes:
FFS, just bury him somewhere and don't even say who it is if you have to.  Or whatever.  Caring about this or getting all barbaric on his corpse like it somehow punishes him baffles me.
2013-05-05 01:00:16 PM  
2 votes:

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


Unmarked grave in a municipal Potter's Field far from Boston.  Like, Bumblef*ck, Oklahoma or something.  Or an unannounced burial at sea.  He's a human being, give him a decent burial.  But nothing beyond that.
2013-05-05 12:55:21 PM  
2 votes:

One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer


The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


This. We do not need for the world to see us as uncivilized animals. But if that's the image we want to present;
let's just televise everyone pissing on his bacon-wrapped corpse. Then, we can sit back and wonder why more of the world justifiably thinks of us as douchebags.
2013-05-05 12:16:34 PM  
2 votes:
Put him on a boat, viking style, surrounded by pressure cooker bombs.    Blow it up once it gets far enough out.

Seems fitting.
Ral
2013-05-05 07:13:29 PM  
1 vote:
It's not the body cemeteries care about.  It's the publicity, the notoriety.  Anywhere this guy's grave lies will become a tourist attraction, and a focal point for all kinds of attention-whoring, vandalism, and other craziness that no cemetery wants to deal with.
2013-05-05 07:07:28 PM  
1 vote:
dump him in volcano.
2013-05-05 07:04:49 PM  
1 vote:
Time to rile up Vudutek, The white knight of terrorists everywhere

Dump the sorry farker in the desert, buzzards gotta eat too.
2013-05-05 06:41:58 PM  
1 vote:
His body should go wherever they put the mangled limbs they had to amputate.  Seems fitting.
2013-05-05 06:35:20 PM  
1 vote:
We should send all terrorists' bodies here:

lifeloom.com

That way, they can at least positively contribute to society in death.
2013-05-05 06:02:15 PM  
1 vote:

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


If there were a law that terrorist's bodies were fed to pigs, you'd likely see fewer terrorists.
2013-05-05 05:31:04 PM  
1 vote:
How about Hart Island in NY? There's close to a million people buried there. A mass burial in a potters field on an unvisited island seems pretty appropriate.
2013-05-05 05:23:09 PM  
1 vote:

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


If I may, George W Bush's failures are really America's shared guilt. We elected him (or close enough to a tie that he won by default). Maybe we didn't know how he would lead. But once he was elected and installed all those Reagan/Bush Sr. administration officials whose backgrounds and behaviors weren't so uncertain, then we should have expected what came after. Then 9/11, and Bush+Cheney+Co went and did what we should expect them to do, and still we were only too happy to let them do it in our name.

Yes, there were protests. You were right to protest. But it was only a minority.

And then came Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, the prisoners wearing hoods and dog leashes, waterboarding, "stress positions", "enhanced interrogation techniques", and the invasion of Iraq ... Still, George W. Bush was re-elected.

America SHOULD have had more self-reflection. I'm not letting George W Bush off the hook completely, but insisting he was some lone wolf, or unstoppable dictator, or whatever, completely absolves the many opportunities Americans had to check his behavior, and say "Hey, waitaminnit ..."

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2013-05-05 05:10:53 PM  
1 vote:

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


Who would ever buy another plot at the cemetery where he's buried? And who would want him moved in next to Grandma's final resting place? If his parents can't find a place and the finances to bury him, he should be cremated. His rights to a Muslim burial stop at the financial rights and moral beliefs of any business owner unwilling to take the chance that burying his festering carcass would cause the business financial harm or grief to the families of those buried in their cemetery.
2013-05-05 05:08:38 PM  
1 vote:

vudutek: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

This. We do not need for the world to see us as uncivilized animals. But if that's the image we want to present;
let's just televise everyone pissing on his bacon-wrapped corpse. Then, we can sit back and wonder why more of the world justifiably thinks of us as douchebags.


They can think whatever the fark they want, as long as they know that we will fling burning phosphorous on their children if they fark with us.  Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.
2013-05-05 05:01:22 PM  
1 vote:

Aquapope: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

No, since both of the nations he invaded are still self-ruled, he's not such a good conqueror, even if we still have 'advisers' on the scene.  He did kill a few hundred thousand folks, so mass murderer is more appropriate.


So, by your standards, Obama is a mass murderer.
2013-05-05 04:59:34 PM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.


Yep. Don't put his last remains in something like a garbage scow, it degrades all of us. Either cremate his corpse and scatter its ashes or skip the cremation and slide his corpse into the ocean, his oubliette.
 .
2013-05-05 04:52:39 PM  
1 vote:
Dump the dumb coont who married him into the grave while you're at it.
2013-05-05 04:52:17 PM  
1 vote:

One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer


No, since both of the nations he invaded are still self-ruled, he's not such a good conqueror, even if we still have 'advisers' on the scene.  He did kill a few hundred thousand folks, so mass murderer is more appropriate.
2013-05-05 04:41:10 PM  
1 vote:
Burial at sea, Osama-style.  And for all the same reasons.  A quick Islamic version of "adios" so nobody gets their panties in a twist and then chuck him into the water.  That way no place becomes a memorial to him.
2013-05-05 04:39:40 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: Benevolent Misanthrope: FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

Unmarked grave in a municipal Potter's Field far from Boston.  Like, Bumblef*ck, Oklahoma or something.  Or an unannounced burial at sea.  He's a human being, give him a decent burial.  But nothing beyond that.

Hey! We don't want any got danged turrists buried in Bumblef*ck!

/ the only way that would be to do it in complete secrecy, in an unmarked grave, in a cemetery that hasn't been used in a century. There are several that I know of kansas


If his corpse is going to be brought that far south, just go a little further and drop the body in gator territory and let them finish the rest. No more body to worry about and the gators get a meal out of it.
2013-05-05 04:37:27 PM  
1 vote:

Third Day Mark: Put him on a boat


saw this and thought you were suggesting the boats as punishment for the surviving sibling.

I guess it could dispose of an already decesed body too....

/man I woke up morbid today.
2013-05-05 04:35:51 PM  
1 vote:

vudutek: The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.


Don't kid yourself. His father found him a job that didn't require a drug test.
2013-05-05 04:33:35 PM  
1 vote:
Surely some cargo airline that's going there anyway can fly his corpse back on a Space-A basis. Gets him out of the country, still gets a decent burial somewhere that's not here. Hey, free publicity. Well, publicity for the cost of the minuscule amount of extra fuel you'd need to haul 200 additional pounds on a cargo flight.
2013-05-05 04:27:09 PM  
1 vote:
Just cremate him and quietly rinse the ashes down the drain. If anyone asks just tell them you disposed of 150-ish pounds of rapidly spoiling meat.. Why do we care so much about dead bodies?
2013-05-05 04:26:22 PM  
1 vote:
Pig farm
2013-05-05 04:17:52 PM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.

And as soon as possible, IMHO.


The sooner the better.
2013-05-05 03:59:11 PM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.


And as soon as possible, IMHO.
2013-05-05 03:22:59 PM  
1 vote:

MisterTweak: I think the effect is precisely the opposite


Could be.  I dunno what the effect is in reality, or how much data there is about that kind of thing.  But, yeah.  Just dispose of the body in a quiet and generic manner and call it a goddamn day.
2013-05-05 01:51:28 PM  
1 vote:

Relatively Obscure: vudutek: That's what has pissed me off about the whole thing. This isn't GoT, we're not going to cut off his head and put it on a stick for public ridicule.

I can't say it pisses me off.  It's just kind of bizarre to me.

Dude's gone.  It's now absolutely impossible to punish him.

I guess, maybe, you could look at it like, "hey, maybe the next guy will be worried that horrible things would be done to him which would somehow impact him according to his religion," but I'm betting that they cover "what if the enemy does bad things to my dead body" in, like, religious terrorism 101 with a quick "don't worry about it, it's cool."


I think the effect is precisely the opposite; it creates a zero-effort opportunity for populist martyrdom, clarifies who is the "enemy", and reinforces the worst, most ignorance-fueled beliefs held by those who can contribute the most to funding the next atrocity.

Give the corpse an unpublished, appropriate service, but leave no marker to remember the deceased.
2013-05-05 01:28:36 PM  
1 vote:

vudutek: That's what has pissed me off about the whole thing. This isn't GoT, we're not going to cut off his head and put it on a stick for public ridicule.


I can't say it pisses me off.  It's just kind of bizarre to me.

Dude's gone.  It's now absolutely impossible to punish him.

I guess, maybe, you could look at it like, "hey, maybe the next guy will be worried that horrible things would be done to him which would somehow impact him according to his religion," but I'm betting that they cover "what if the enemy does bad things to my dead body" in, like, religious terrorism 101 with a quick "don't worry about it, it's cool."
2013-05-05 01:13:23 PM  
1 vote:
I know that there really is nothing else to do with his body but find a cemetery that will bury him, and that's the right thing to do. But I can't get worked up because some dudes on the internet want to feed Tasmerslam to the hogs, slaughter the hogs with an AR-15, and savor the bacon. Or whatever else they might suggest. It's a display of emotion and nothing else.
2013-05-05 01:10:21 PM  
1 vote:

Relatively Obscure: FFS, just bury him somewhere and don't even say who it is if you have to.  Or whatever.  Caring about this or getting all barbaric on his corpse like it somehow punishes him baffles me.


That's what has pissed me off about the whole thing. This isn't GoT, we're not going to cut off his head and put it on a stick for public ridicule.
I also don't get the mindset that if he gets put in a hole in the ground, it's going to become some kind of terrorist martyrland. It'll be forgotten as soon as the news cycle moves along.
2013-05-05 12:51:11 PM  
1 vote:
How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.
2013-05-05 12:26:52 PM  
1 vote:

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


Follow that dream.

I on the other hand will favorite you as "to be posthumously mocked if W outlives him".

W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer
2013-05-05 12:18:05 PM  
1 vote:
It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.
 
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