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2013-05-05 06:52:53 PM
Eventually, mortuary tells parents to come get their corpse.  If parents don't, corpse is declared unclaimed and county buries it in obscure potter's field, or cremates it and buries the ashes.
 
2013-05-05 07:04:49 PM
Time to rile up Vudutek, The white knight of terrorists everywhere

Dump the sorry farker in the desert, buzzards gotta eat too.
 
2013-05-05 07:07:28 PM
dump him in volcano.
 
Ral
2013-05-05 07:13:29 PM
It's not the body cemeteries care about.  It's the publicity, the notoriety.  Anywhere this guy's grave lies will become a tourist attraction, and a focal point for all kinds of attention-whoring, vandalism, and other craziness that no cemetery wants to deal with.
 
2013-05-05 07:14:33 PM

il Dottore: Grind him up and feed him to a pig. They'll probably have to starve the pig first to get it hungry enough. Then cremate the pigs and bury it at sea.


It's funny because Mooslims are allergic to pigs.
 
2013-05-05 07:14:54 PM
Wow you all are slow today....

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-05 07:23:17 PM
I will let the use the toilet in my house, I will give a good send off the morning after I have pork chops and rice
 
2013-05-05 07:26:15 PM

Third Day Mark: Put him on a boat, viking style, surrounded by pressure cooker bombs.    Blow it up once it gets far enough out.

Seems fitting.


Or just rent a fishing boat and bury the little shiat at sea.
 
2013-05-05 07:26:26 PM
His wife was/is a hottie. Time to do some grief conselling.
 
2013-05-05 07:47:57 PM

Zeno-25: We should send all terrorists' bodies here:



That way, they can at least positively contribute to society in death.


I second this. As you say, sending his husk to the body farm does at least ensure that some good may still issue from his existence on this earth.
 
2013-05-05 07:47:59 PM

1derful: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

If there were a law that terrorist's bodies were fed to pigs, you'd likely see fewer terrorists.


I am not so sure about that. These terrorists are of the same mindset who flew planes into buildings. They are not afraid of dying. But if we cannot stop the Kamikaze, at least we can make sure that his grave does not become a site for others of a like mind to venerate. I suggest cremation, which at least avoids the spectre of the grave becoming some sort of shrine to these assholes terrorists. Then we could "dispose" of the ashes like we would any other filth.
 
2013-05-05 07:57:01 PM

Bwahaha: 1derful: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

If there were a law that terrorist's bodies were fed to pigs, you'd likely see fewer terrorists.

I am not so sure about that. These terrorists are of the same mindset who flew planes into buildings. They are not afraid of dying. But if we cannot stop the Kamikaze, at least we can make sure that his grave does not become a site for others of a like mind to venerate. I suggest cremation, which at least avoids the spectre of the grave becoming some sort of shrine to these assholes terrorists. Then we could "dispose" of the ashes like we would any other filth.


A corpse doesn't belong to the state by default.  Islam forbids cremation.
 
2013-05-05 08:24:46 PM
Three comments in and a comment about being excited to see a former president dead? Good god this site went to hell in a hand basket.
 
2013-05-05 08:40:38 PM
Joking aside, that's a terrible reflection on America. We're supposed to be better than that.
 
2013-05-05 08:48:27 PM
Massachusetts General Laws, Chapter 114, Section 10:

"Each town shall provide one or more suitable places for the interment of persons dying within its limits."

Wherever he died has to take him.  It's unclear in what town he was when he died.
 
2013-05-05 08:54:35 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Joking aside, that's a terrible reflection on America. We're supposed to be better than that.


Sometime your ass starts to hurt....
 
2013-05-05 09:06:50 PM
Treat him like Bin Laden - send the SOB to sleep with the fishes.
 
2013-05-05 09:07:40 PM

Preston Preston: Burial at sea, Osama-style.  And for all the same reasons.  A quick Islamic version of "adios" so nobody gets their panties in a twist and then chuck him into the water.  That way no place becomes a memorial to him.


Pfft, you believe that "buried at sea schlock"? Zombie bin laden has been running the republican party from an underground base in Virginia for years now
 
2013-05-05 09:08:53 PM

Aquapope: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

No, since both of the nations he invaded are still self-ruled, he's not such a good conqueror, even if we still have 'advisers' on the scene.  He did kill a few hundred thousand folks, so mass murderer is more appropriate.


Forcing democracy on a populace is the opposite of democracy
 
2013-05-05 09:15:31 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Joking aside, that's a terrible reflection on America. We're supposed to be better than that.


Better than what? The crime he committed is still fresh in everyone's mind.  Had he been caught, tried, convicted and spent a decade on death row before dying, it probably wouldn't be an issue. Cemeteries are businesses and they don't want to lose customers who don't want their loved ones laid to rest in the same cemetery as that POS.
 
2013-05-05 09:15:55 PM
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2013-05-05 09:20:02 PM

JerseyTim: How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.


No, the IHOP is also sacred ground.

Use the Denny's - nobody cares for theirs.
 
2013-05-05 09:46:39 PM

Ral: It's not the body cemeteries care about.  It's the publicity, the notoriety.  Anywhere this guy's grave lies will become a tourist attraction, and a focal point for all kinds of attention-whoring, vandalism, and other craziness that no cemetery wants to deal with.


For the private cemeteries I can understand that.  For the city to deny the request is a little ridiculous.  That's what public cemeteries are for.
 
2013-05-05 09:49:10 PM

RoLleRKoaSTeR: JerseyTim: How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.

No, the IHOP is also sacred ground.

Use the Denny's - nobody cares for theirs.


IHOP > Bob Evans > Perkins > Waffle House > Aunt Sarah's Pancake House > Denny's

Denny's really is shiat.  I will accept any reordering of the list above as long as Denny's is dead last.
 
2013-05-05 09:56:36 PM

Nabb1: The Irresponsible Captain: Joking aside, that's a terrible reflection on America. We're supposed to be better than that.

Better than what? The crime he committed is still fresh in everyone's mind.  Had he been caught, tried, convicted and spent a decade on death row before dying, it probably wouldn't be an issue. Cemeteries are businesses and they don't want to lose customers who don't want their loved ones laid to rest in the same cemetery as that POS.


Better than living in fear, one of another. Better than superstitious apes that fear a bag of mostly water placed in the dirt.

Of course this is a post 9/11 world, so maybe you're right. We've given it all up to feel safe.
 
2013-05-05 10:03:00 PM
great_tigers Three comments in and a comment about being excited to see a former president dead? Good god this site went to hell in a hand basket.

Aw, lighten up, Richard Norton Smith-they're just blowing off steam because it's May
Most and fewest U.S. President deaths by month: None have died during May.
 
2013-05-05 10:24:14 PM

FlyingJ: great_tigers Three comments in and a comment about being excited to see a former president dead? Good god this site went to hell in a hand basket.

Aw, lighten up, Richard Norton Smith-they're just blowing off steam because it's May
Most and fewest U.S. President deaths by month: None have died during May.


Personally I'm upset that nobody has mourned our beloved emperor.  All stormtroopers will shoot themselves and miss at the appointed time.
 
2013-05-05 10:55:59 PM
I dont care what they do with that rotten meat sack, as long as it is offensive both to his religion and his family (the family that gives a shiat about what happens to him).  If that makes more terrorists, so be it, we will kill them as well, and so on until the Arabic language is spoken only in Hell if they should so choose that end.
 
2013-05-05 10:59:54 PM
Is there a Medal of Honor for civilians?

Truly some of you have risked all typing angry words at a dead man.

The bravery in this thread - amazing.
 
2013-05-05 11:25:07 PM

jaytkay: Is there a Medal of Honor for civilians?

Truly some of you have risked all typing angry words at a dead man.

The bravery in this thread - amazing.


Well.. it would look quite silly if all us farkers got together in a park with folders full of images, and separate ones full of links with info so we could prove our points while drinking beer without Drew who would think it's all quite silly and would rather be in a taproom
 
2013-05-05 11:50:14 PM

JerseyTim: How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.


content7.flixster.com

or Winky's
 
2013-05-06 12:46:21 AM
Throw the corpse into a medical waste incinerator.

Done.
 
2013-05-06 12:51:58 AM

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


I'm not.
 
2013-05-06 12:58:10 AM

macadamnut: vudutek: The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

Don't kid yourself. His father found him a job that didn't require a drug test.


This.
 
2013-05-06 02:27:52 AM
Is he still in Worcester? Dump his body in the pond Clark students call "Dead Hooker Pond." They can now call it "Dead Terrorist Pond," which works out for everyone since the dead woman dumped there wasn't a hooker...
 
2013-05-06 03:24:52 AM
I have the feeling the problem is more about no Muslim cemetery wanting him.  No Muslim in the US would want to be associated with this guy in any way.  At least not pubicly.
 
2013-05-06 03:25:47 AM
The ocean was good enough for Osama bin Laden, why not this guy?
 
2013-05-06 03:29:14 AM
Is cremation not a viable option for some reason?
 
2013-05-06 07:25:24 AM

John's Long Mustache: I have the feeling the problem is more about no Muslim cemetery wanting him.  No Muslim in the US would want to be associated with this guy in any way.  At least not pubicly.


And yet, the mouthbreathers posting on here seem to feel that his grave would become a new mecca. Just bury him already. No fuss, no fanfare, no media. Book it, done. He'll be forgotten by the time Lohan gets out of rehab.
 
2013-05-06 08:48:31 AM
Cremate him.  Put the ashes in the sewer plant digester tank.
 
2013-05-06 09:51:48 AM
I like the burial at sea option...but have him tied to his brother when he's thrown overboard!
 
2013-05-06 10:17:46 AM

Christian Bale: JerseyTim: How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.

[content7.flixster.com image 281x159]

or Winky's


I was wondering when someone would post her pic.
 
2013-05-06 10:54:50 AM

vudutek: John's Long Mustache: I have the feeling the problem is more about no Muslim cemetery wanting him.  No Muslim in the US would want to be associated with this guy in any way.  At least not pubicly.

And yet, the mouthbreathers posting on here seem to feel that his grave would become a new mecca. Just bury him already. No fuss, no fanfare, no media. Book it, done. He'll be forgotten by the time Lohan gets out of rehab.


How long have you been a terrorist anyway?
 
2013-05-06 10:57:18 AM

jehovahs witness protection: How long have you been a terrorist anyway?


that the best you've got? go back to sleep, you sound tired.
 
2013-05-06 12:04:58 PM
FedEx him to his folks. Let them deal with it.
 
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