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2013-05-05 04:53:00 PM  
Give him to Chuck Testa and then back to his widow.
 
2013-05-05 04:53:04 PM  

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


Come on now.  You had eight quality years to hate on W.  Now it's the other team's turn, and they are only halfway through their eight years of hate on O.  Play nice and wait your turn.
 
2013-05-05 04:54:22 PM  
Make his family eat him.
 
2013-05-05 04:57:44 PM  
There's a house near me that's been up for sale for the past 5 years. Just bury him in the backyard there and be done with it. You won't even have to tell the new owners about it (that is, whenever someone decides to buy the place).
 
2013-05-05 04:59:34 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.


Yep. Don't put his last remains in something like a garbage scow, it degrades all of us. Either cremate his corpse and scatter its ashes or skip the cremation and slide his corpse into the ocean, his oubliette.
 .
 
2013-05-05 05:00:43 PM  
I suppose we could just dump his body out onto a rooftop and let vultures (there are vultures in Mass, right?) eat his corpse, then let the bones dry in the sun.  Then we take the bones and in a uniquely American way, sell them on TV, proceeds to go to victims.  Then, when the people are sufficiently sated in their thirst for vengeance, we turn our eye toward bankers... and we'll be back after this message from Bank of America - "We own your house, biatch".

Whoa, where did that come from?
 
2013-05-05 05:01:22 PM  

Aquapope: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

No, since both of the nations he invaded are still self-ruled, he's not such a good conqueror, even if we still have 'advisers' on the scene.  He did kill a few hundred thousand folks, so mass murderer is more appropriate.


So, by your standards, Obama is a mass murderer.
 
2013-05-05 05:02:32 PM  

Aquapope: I suppose we could just dump his body out onto a rooftop and let vultures (there are vultures in Mass, right?) eat his corpse, then let the bones dry in the sun.  Then we take the bones and in a uniquely American way, sell them on TV, proceeds to go to victims.  Then, when the people are sufficiently sated in their thirst for vengeance, we turn our eye toward bankers... and we'll be back after this message from Bank of America - "We own your house, biatch".

Whoa, where did that come from?


Turns out, there are vultures everywhere.  Just check upthread.
 
2013-05-05 05:04:14 PM  

Aquapope: I suppose we could just dump his body out onto a rooftop and let vultures (there are vultures in Mass, right?) eat his corpse, then let the bones dry in the sun.  Then we take the bones and in a uniquely American way, sell them on TV, proceeds to go to victims.  Then, when the people are sufficiently sated in their thirst for vengeance, we turn our eye toward bankers... and we'll be back after this message from Bank of America - "We own your house, biatch".

Whoa, where did that come from?


Think about that for a minute.
 
2013-05-05 05:04:59 PM  
I thnk that Irish ex-wife/widow? has extreme Runaway Bride Eyes
www.jameshyman.com
DrBear That's the problem. No Waffle Houses in Bahston. But there's always Dunkin Donuts.

I read-per his final wishes-Timothy McVeigh's ashes were duped in the parking lot of a Buffalo, NY Burger King he used to work @...
 
2013-05-05 05:05:57 PM  

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


Hey, then we can put a camera up and bust people for public exposure, putting them in jail (gotta keep them privately owned jails filled!) and then on the sex offender registry! Win-win-win!
 
2013-05-05 05:08:38 PM  

vudutek: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

This. We do not need for the world to see us as uncivilized animals. But if that's the image we want to present;
let's just televise everyone pissing on his bacon-wrapped corpse. Then, we can sit back and wonder why more of the world justifiably thinks of us as douchebags.


They can think whatever the fark they want, as long as they know that we will fling burning phosphorous on their children if they fark with us.  Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.
 
2013-05-05 05:08:55 PM  

BitwiseShift: I'd like to propose grave-sharing with an equally loved icon, now that Breitbart's ego has deflated a little, there's probably room for a bullet riddled body.


It seems it was the incredible trauma of having a car driven over him that caused him to cash out, not just bullets. The younger brother survived bullets.
 
2013-05-05 05:10:53 PM  

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


Who would ever buy another plot at the cemetery where he's buried? And who would want him moved in next to Grandma's final resting place? If his parents can't find a place and the finances to bury him, he should be cremated. His rights to a Muslim burial stop at the financial rights and moral beliefs of any business owner unwilling to take the chance that burying his festering carcass would cause the business financial harm or grief to the families of those buried in their cemetery.
 
2013-05-05 05:11:20 PM  

thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.


Check your meds sweetie.
 
2013-05-05 05:12:37 PM  
www.theviewscreen.com
"It is only an empty shell,  to be disposed of as needed "
 
2013-05-05 05:18:25 PM  
Is it time for the butt hurt comments about the butt hurt comments about the butt hurt comments about what should be done with the body, yet?
 
2013-05-05 05:22:24 PM  

Delay: thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.

Check your meds sweetie.


That's the damn counties job.
 
2013-05-05 05:23:09 PM  

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


If I may, George W Bush's failures are really America's shared guilt. We elected him (or close enough to a tie that he won by default). Maybe we didn't know how he would lead. But once he was elected and installed all those Reagan/Bush Sr. administration officials whose backgrounds and behaviors weren't so uncertain, then we should have expected what came after. Then 9/11, and Bush+Cheney+Co went and did what we should expect them to do, and still we were only too happy to let them do it in our name.

Yes, there were protests. You were right to protest. But it was only a minority.

And then came Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, the prisoners wearing hoods and dog leashes, waterboarding, "stress positions", "enhanced interrogation techniques", and the invasion of Iraq ... Still, George W. Bush was re-elected.

America SHOULD have had more self-reflection. I'm not letting George W Bush off the hook completely, but insisting he was some lone wolf, or unstoppable dictator, or whatever, completely absolves the many opportunities Americans had to check his behavior, and say "Hey, waitaminnit ..."

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-05-05 05:23:36 PM  

Godscrack: It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.


He stood in the torrent of the bullets rain...

They should cremate him and send his ashes back to his parents.
 
2013-05-05 05:24:25 PM  
Why don't they just cremate him & give the ashes to his SO
 
2013-05-05 05:25:52 PM  

thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.


Dawwww, they're so cute when they act all tough.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-05-05 05:25:58 PM  

One Bad Apple: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

Follow that dream.

I on the other hand will favorite you as "to be posthumously mocked if W outlives him".

W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer


i see intelligence is not one of your strong points
 
2013-05-05 05:27:50 PM  
Bury his ass under the Mass Turnpike and watch the toll collections skyrocket
 
2013-05-05 05:29:44 PM  

MountainClimber: [www.theviewscreen.com image 600x458]
"It is only an empty shell,  to be disposed of as needed "


That screenshot makes them look like they are enjoying a fireworks display.
 
2013-05-05 05:29:57 PM  

95629: We should stick him on the tip of one of N Korea's missiles and let them shoot him into the sun

parking lot right next to the launcher

ftfy
 
2013-05-05 05:31:04 PM  
How about Hart Island in NY? There's close to a million people buried there. A mass burial in a potters field on an unvisited island seems pretty appropriate.
 
2013-05-05 05:33:10 PM  

StopLurkListen: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

If I may, George W Bush's failures are really America's shared guilt. We elected him (or close enough to a tie that he won by default). Maybe we didn't know how he would lead. But once he was elected and installed all those Reagan/Bush Sr. administration officials whose backgrounds and behaviors weren't so uncertain, then we should have expected what came after. Then 9/11, and Bush+Cheney+Co went and did what we should expect them to do, and still we were only too happy to let them do it in our name.

Yes, there were protests. You were right to protest. But it was only a minority.

And then came Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, the prisoners wearing hoods and dog leashes, waterboarding, "stress positions", "enhanced interrogation techniques", and the invasion of Iraq ... Still, George W. Bush was re-elected.

America SHOULD have had more self-reflection. I'm not letting George W Bush off the hook completely, but insisting he was some lone wolf, or unstoppable dictator, or whatever, completely absolves the many opportunities Americans had to check his behavior, and say "Hey, waitaminnit ..."

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 190x240]


whargble...

America is too stupid. Snookie, Rambo..Fast Food....trying to find Elvis in the soup cracker..

they are too busy to worry about China comin over to collect the debt one day...they certainly don't care about killing people for oil so they can drive a block to the store because they are too fat to walk three feet.

amidoinitright?
 
2013-05-05 05:36:17 PM  
Now we're afraid of ghosts.

Yay.
 
2013-05-05 05:36:55 PM  

Third Day Mark: Put him on a boat, viking style, surrounded by pressure cooker bombs.    Blow it up once it gets far enough out.

Seems fitting.

Except that the viking flambe boat thing is meant to honor the departed, isn't it?
 
2013-05-05 05:37:00 PM  

Delay: thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.

Check your meds sweetie.


Sounds like he does not need them to me..
 
2013-05-05 05:37:14 PM  
Cremate him and throw his ashes in the face of President Obama. It's what he would have wanted.

Wait, why Obama? Why not Dick Cheney?
 
2013-05-05 05:37:48 PM  

jaytkay: thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.

Dawwww, they're so cute when they act all tough.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 640x640]


That means a lot coming from somebody that has traveled so extensively as to have seen the entire mid-west united states.
 
2013-05-05 05:38:58 PM  

Godscrack: It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.


Oh thank God.  I was afraid I was the only one who thought that song.
 
2013-05-05 05:39:39 PM  

vudutek: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

This. We do not need for the world to see us as uncivilized animals. But if that's the image we want to present;
let's just televise everyone pissing on his bacon-wrapped corpse. Then, we can sit back and wonder why more of the world justifiably thinks of us as douchebags.


Hey, they could bring him to Iowa and bury him in a hog confinement.  Then you'd have both the pork thing and the eternal pissoir thing in one...
 
2013-05-05 05:39:56 PM  
That's my fantasy scenario:  I want to be cremated, mixed with very fine salt, and thrown into the faces of obnoxious people by my mourners.

Everybody who attends my funeral would get a small packet, clearly labelled, with a suggested serving list.

We'll all recycle back to the Ocean eventually. Half the fun is getting there.
 
2013-05-05 05:43:04 PM  
He's an American citizen, he's due the respect we would give any other American Citizen.  Prop him up in a hospital waiting room.
 
2013-05-05 05:50:02 PM  

thisisarepeat: That means a lot coming from somebody that has traveled so extensively as to have seen the entire mid-west united states.


That really stings coming from somebody who can't read a map.
 
2013-05-05 05:51:34 PM  
Widow is kinda cute...and available.
 
2013-05-05 05:52:42 PM  

Aquapope: He's an American citizen, he's due the respect we would give any other American Citizen.  Prop him up in a hospital waiting room.


Sentence one:FARK YOU!
Sentence two: LOL
 
2013-05-05 06:02:15 PM  

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


If there were a law that terrorist's bodies were fed to pigs, you'd likely see fewer terrorists.
 
2013-05-05 06:03:07 PM  

Nabb1: gilgigamesh: I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.

I'm down with it.


Trebuchets are cooler...
 
2013-05-05 06:03:16 PM  

1derful: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

If there were a law that terrorist's bodies were fed to pigs, you'd likely see fewer terrorists.


Yeah, I doubt it.
 
2013-05-05 06:05:23 PM  

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


No one will hear you over the sound of all the champagne corks popping.
 
2013-05-05 06:06:23 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-05 06:07:04 PM  

xanadian: Nabb1: gilgigamesh: I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.

I'm down with it.

Trebuchets are cooler...


Oh Jesus, now you're summoning dittybopper.
 
2013-05-05 06:07:51 PM  

xanadian: Nabb1: gilgigamesh: I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.

I'm down with it.

Trebuchets are cooler...


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2013-05-05 06:28:10 PM  
Grind him up and feed him to a pig. They'll probably have to starve the pig first to get it hungry enough. Then cremate the pigs and bury it at sea.
 
2013-05-05 06:35:20 PM  
We should send all terrorists' bodies here:

lifeloom.com

That way, they can at least positively contribute to society in death.
 
2013-05-05 06:41:58 PM  
His body should go wherever they put the mangled limbs they had to amputate.  Seems fitting.
 
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