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2013-05-05 12:16:34 PM
Put him on a boat, viking style, surrounded by pressure cooker bombs.    Blow it up once it gets far enough out.

Seems fitting.
 
2013-05-05 12:18:05 PM
It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.
 
2013-05-05 12:20:01 PM
I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?
 
2013-05-05 12:26:52 PM

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


Follow that dream.

I on the other hand will favorite you as "to be posthumously mocked if W outlives him".

W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer
 
2013-05-05 12:38:49 PM
The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.
 
2013-05-05 12:51:11 PM
How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.
 
2013-05-05 12:55:21 PM

One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer


The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


This. We do not need for the world to see us as uncivilized animals. But if that's the image we want to present;
let's just televise everyone pissing on his bacon-wrapped corpse. Then, we can sit back and wonder why more of the world justifiably thinks of us as douchebags.
 
2013-05-05 01:00:16 PM

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


Unmarked grave in a municipal Potter's Field far from Boston.  Like, Bumblef*ck, Oklahoma or something.  Or an unannounced burial at sea.  He's a human being, give him a decent burial.  But nothing beyond that.
 
2013-05-05 01:04:16 PM
FFS, just bury him somewhere and don't even say who it is if you have to.  Or whatever.  Caring about this or getting all barbaric on his corpse like it somehow punishes him baffles me.
 
2013-05-05 01:10:21 PM

Relatively Obscure: FFS, just bury him somewhere and don't even say who it is if you have to.  Or whatever.  Caring about this or getting all barbaric on his corpse like it somehow punishes him baffles me.


That's what has pissed me off about the whole thing. This isn't GoT, we're not going to cut off his head and put it on a stick for public ridicule.
I also don't get the mindset that if he gets put in a hole in the ground, it's going to become some kind of terrorist martyrland. It'll be forgotten as soon as the news cycle moves along.
 
2013-05-05 01:13:23 PM
I know that there really is nothing else to do with his body but find a cemetery that will bury him, and that's the right thing to do. But I can't get worked up because some dudes on the internet want to feed Tasmerslam to the hogs, slaughter the hogs with an AR-15, and savor the bacon. Or whatever else they might suggest. It's a display of emotion and nothing else.
 
2013-05-05 01:28:36 PM

vudutek: That's what has pissed me off about the whole thing. This isn't GoT, we're not going to cut off his head and put it on a stick for public ridicule.


I can't say it pisses me off.  It's just kind of bizarre to me.

Dude's gone.  It's now absolutely impossible to punish him.

I guess, maybe, you could look at it like, "hey, maybe the next guy will be worried that horrible things would be done to him which would somehow impact him according to his religion," but I'm betting that they cover "what if the enemy does bad things to my dead body" in, like, religious terrorism 101 with a quick "don't worry about it, it's cool."
 
2013-05-05 01:51:28 PM

Relatively Obscure: vudutek: That's what has pissed me off about the whole thing. This isn't GoT, we're not going to cut off his head and put it on a stick for public ridicule.

I can't say it pisses me off.  It's just kind of bizarre to me.

Dude's gone.  It's now absolutely impossible to punish him.

I guess, maybe, you could look at it like, "hey, maybe the next guy will be worried that horrible things would be done to him which would somehow impact him according to his religion," but I'm betting that they cover "what if the enemy does bad things to my dead body" in, like, religious terrorism 101 with a quick "don't worry about it, it's cool."


I think the effect is precisely the opposite; it creates a zero-effort opportunity for populist martyrdom, clarifies who is the "enemy", and reinforces the worst, most ignorance-fueled beliefs held by those who can contribute the most to funding the next atrocity.

Give the corpse an unpublished, appropriate service, but leave no marker to remember the deceased.
 
2013-05-05 03:22:59 PM

MisterTweak: I think the effect is precisely the opposite


Could be.  I dunno what the effect is in reality, or how much data there is about that kind of thing.  But, yeah.  Just dispose of the body in a quiet and generic manner and call it a goddamn day.
 
2013-05-05 03:24:04 PM
I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.
 
2013-05-05 03:46:43 PM
Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.
 
2013-05-05 03:59:11 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.


And as soon as possible, IMHO.
 
2013-05-05 04:17:52 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.

And as soon as possible, IMHO.


The sooner the better.
 
2013-05-05 04:25:23 PM

gilgigamesh: I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.


I'm down with it.
 
2013-05-05 04:26:22 PM
Pig farm
 
2013-05-05 04:26:30 PM
Why are their no trash cans in Greek Restaurants?
 
2013-05-05 04:26:58 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.


So, a military operation to dispose of a civilian? interesting. tea partiers i'm sure will love this use of their tax dollars.
 
2013-05-05 04:27:09 PM
Just cremate him and quietly rinse the ashes down the drain. If anyone asks just tell them you disposed of 150-ish pounds of rapidly spoiling meat.. Why do we care so much about dead bodies?
 
2013-05-05 04:27:36 PM
Boston has sewers, I don't see the problem.
 
2013-05-05 04:28:10 PM
That's the problem. No Waffle Houses in Bahston. But there's always Dunkin Donuts.

(seriously, somebody fly over Kazakhstan or whereever and dump the guy out the back door)
 
2013-05-05 04:28:48 PM

NewportBarGuy: Why are their no trash cans in Greek Restaurants?


Thank god I don't eat Greek--except for baclava (sp?). That shiat is delicious.
 
2013-05-05 04:29:07 PM

vudutek: Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.

So, a military operation to dispose of a civilian? interesting. tea partiers i'm sure will love this use of their tax dollars.


You're really anxious to make a political statement with his burial. Why don't you offer to take care of the remains?
 
2013-05-05 04:31:11 PM
Just cremate him and use a pressure cooker as an urn for the ashes. Put it somewhere appropriate.
 
2013-05-05 04:33:11 PM
The cow barks at belly lint.

What can I say. subby's headline read like a cheesy spy password
 
2013-05-05 04:33:35 PM
Surely some cargo airline that's going there anyway can fly his corpse back on a Space-A basis. Gets him out of the country, still gets a decent burial somewhere that's not here. Hey, free publicity. Well, publicity for the cost of the minuscule amount of extra fuel you'd need to haul 200 additional pounds on a cargo flight.
 
2013-05-05 04:33:56 PM
Aw, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.
 
2013-05-05 04:35:16 PM

vudutek: Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.

So, a military operation to dispose of a civilian? interesting. tea partiers i'm sure will love this use of their tax dollars.


Where did I say anything about the military being involved. Civilians can perform a burial at sea. It's not something that's exclusive to the military.
 
2013-05-05 04:35:33 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

Unmarked grave in a municipal Potter's Field far from Boston.  Like, Bumblef*ck, Oklahoma or something.  Or an unannounced burial at sea.  He's a human being, give him a decent burial.  But nothing beyond that.


Hey! We don't want any got danged turrists buried in Bumblef*ck!

/ the only way that would be to do it in complete secrecy, in an unmarked grave, in a cemetery that hasn't been used in a century. There are several that I know of kansas
 
2013-05-05 04:35:51 PM

vudutek: The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.


Don't kid yourself. His father found him a job that didn't require a drug test.
 
2013-05-05 04:36:54 PM

NewportBarGuy: Why are their no trash cans in Greek Restaurants?


It's "there", not "their".  Their is possessive.

Run along and let the grownups talk, OK?
 
2013-05-05 04:37:20 PM
Meh, just make some green crackers.
 
2013-05-05 04:37:27 PM

Third Day Mark: Put him on a boat


saw this and thought you were suggesting the boats as punishment for the surviving sibling.

I guess it could dispose of an already decesed body too....

/man I woke up morbid today.
 
2013-05-05 04:38:19 PM
 "Katherine Russell, widow of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, in a booking photo for shoplifting charges in June 2007".
It seems the mother taught the boys how to go about jihad and the girls how to steal, her own specialty. 

Cremate the dirt bag and send his remains back ...I know, I know but when one commits terrorism the people should get to choose. That would make some think twice!
 
2013-05-05 04:39:21 PM
I'd like to propose grave-sharing with an equally loved icon, now that Breitbart's ego has deflated a little, there's probably room for a bullet riddled body.

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-05-05 04:39:40 PM

iheartscotch: Benevolent Misanthrope: FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

Unmarked grave in a municipal Potter's Field far from Boston.  Like, Bumblef*ck, Oklahoma or something.  Or an unannounced burial at sea.  He's a human being, give him a decent burial.  But nothing beyond that.

Hey! We don't want any got danged turrists buried in Bumblef*ck!

/ the only way that would be to do it in complete secrecy, in an unmarked grave, in a cemetery that hasn't been used in a century. There are several that I know of kansas


If his corpse is going to be brought that far south, just go a little further and drop the body in gator territory and let them finish the rest. No more body to worry about and the gators get a meal out of it.
 
2013-05-05 04:40:55 PM

Mrtraveler01: Aw, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.


Damn you! i was just about to post this. i like the cut of ur jib sir.
 
2013-05-05 04:41:10 PM
Burial at sea, Osama-style.  And for all the same reasons.  A quick Islamic version of "adios" so nobody gets their panties in a twist and then chuck him into the water.  That way no place becomes a memorial to him.
 
2013-05-05 04:42:46 PM
The Chief Engineer on my submarine up and died one day. Everyone hated him. His last wish was to be buried at sea after being cremated.  I volunteered to have his ashes brought on board the boat, flushed down the toilet, and when we were past 100 NM from shore to blow the sanitary tanks.

There you go, buried at sea....Of course, not as dignified as he might have wanted it.

I'm sure there are submarines today that would volunteer to do the same for this asshole.
 
2013-05-05 04:45:21 PM
We should stick him on the tip of one of N Korea's missiles and let them shoot him into the sun
 
2013-05-05 04:45:49 PM

Preston Preston: Burial at sea, Osama-style. And for all the same reasons.


So . . . he's not really dead?
 
2013-05-05 04:47:03 PM

Godscrack: It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.


Dammit, you beat me to it.
 
2013-05-05 04:47:55 PM

macadamnut: Preston Preston: Burial at sea, Osama-style. And for all the same reasons.

So . . . he's not really dead?


No, he just went back home.

/damn sure not obscure
 
2013-05-05 04:49:57 PM
Kudos to Uncle Ruslan. He apparently involved himself in this.

A real man deals with his family's problems, no matter how unpleasant or unfair the circumstances.
 
2013-05-05 04:52:17 PM

One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer


No, since both of the nations he invaded are still self-ruled, he's not such a good conqueror, even if we still have 'advisers' on the scene.  He did kill a few hundred thousand folks, so mass murderer is more appropriate.
 
2013-05-05 04:52:39 PM
Dump the dumb coont who married him into the grave while you're at it.
 
2013-05-05 04:53:00 PM
Give him to Chuck Testa and then back to his widow.
 
2013-05-05 04:53:04 PM

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


Come on now.  You had eight quality years to hate on W.  Now it's the other team's turn, and they are only halfway through their eight years of hate on O.  Play nice and wait your turn.
 
2013-05-05 04:54:22 PM
Make his family eat him.
 
2013-05-05 04:57:44 PM
There's a house near me that's been up for sale for the past 5 years. Just bury him in the backyard there and be done with it. You won't even have to tell the new owners about it (that is, whenever someone decides to buy the place).
 
2013-05-05 04:59:34 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.


Yep. Don't put his last remains in something like a garbage scow, it degrades all of us. Either cremate his corpse and scatter its ashes or skip the cremation and slide his corpse into the ocean, his oubliette.
 .
 
2013-05-05 05:00:43 PM
I suppose we could just dump his body out onto a rooftop and let vultures (there are vultures in Mass, right?) eat his corpse, then let the bones dry in the sun.  Then we take the bones and in a uniquely American way, sell them on TV, proceeds to go to victims.  Then, when the people are sufficiently sated in their thirst for vengeance, we turn our eye toward bankers... and we'll be back after this message from Bank of America - "We own your house, biatch".

Whoa, where did that come from?
 
2013-05-05 05:01:22 PM

Aquapope: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

No, since both of the nations he invaded are still self-ruled, he's not such a good conqueror, even if we still have 'advisers' on the scene.  He did kill a few hundred thousand folks, so mass murderer is more appropriate.


So, by your standards, Obama is a mass murderer.
 
2013-05-05 05:02:32 PM

Aquapope: I suppose we could just dump his body out onto a rooftop and let vultures (there are vultures in Mass, right?) eat his corpse, then let the bones dry in the sun.  Then we take the bones and in a uniquely American way, sell them on TV, proceeds to go to victims.  Then, when the people are sufficiently sated in their thirst for vengeance, we turn our eye toward bankers... and we'll be back after this message from Bank of America - "We own your house, biatch".

Whoa, where did that come from?


Turns out, there are vultures everywhere.  Just check upthread.
 
2013-05-05 05:04:14 PM

Aquapope: I suppose we could just dump his body out onto a rooftop and let vultures (there are vultures in Mass, right?) eat his corpse, then let the bones dry in the sun.  Then we take the bones and in a uniquely American way, sell them on TV, proceeds to go to victims.  Then, when the people are sufficiently sated in their thirst for vengeance, we turn our eye toward bankers... and we'll be back after this message from Bank of America - "We own your house, biatch".

Whoa, where did that come from?


Think about that for a minute.
 
2013-05-05 05:04:59 PM
I thnk that Irish ex-wife/widow? has extreme Runaway Bride Eyes
www.jameshyman.com
DrBear That's the problem. No Waffle Houses in Bahston. But there's always Dunkin Donuts.

I read-per his final wishes-Timothy McVeigh's ashes were duped in the parking lot of a Buffalo, NY Burger King he used to work @...
 
2013-05-05 05:05:57 PM

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


Hey, then we can put a camera up and bust people for public exposure, putting them in jail (gotta keep them privately owned jails filled!) and then on the sex offender registry! Win-win-win!
 
2013-05-05 05:08:38 PM

vudutek: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

This. We do not need for the world to see us as uncivilized animals. But if that's the image we want to present;
let's just televise everyone pissing on his bacon-wrapped corpse. Then, we can sit back and wonder why more of the world justifiably thinks of us as douchebags.


They can think whatever the fark they want, as long as they know that we will fling burning phosphorous on their children if they fark with us.  Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.
 
2013-05-05 05:08:55 PM

BitwiseShift: I'd like to propose grave-sharing with an equally loved icon, now that Breitbart's ego has deflated a little, there's probably room for a bullet riddled body.


It seems it was the incredible trauma of having a car driven over him that caused him to cash out, not just bullets. The younger brother survived bullets.
 
2013-05-05 05:10:53 PM

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


Who would ever buy another plot at the cemetery where he's buried? And who would want him moved in next to Grandma's final resting place? If his parents can't find a place and the finances to bury him, he should be cremated. His rights to a Muslim burial stop at the financial rights and moral beliefs of any business owner unwilling to take the chance that burying his festering carcass would cause the business financial harm or grief to the families of those buried in their cemetery.
 
2013-05-05 05:11:20 PM

thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.


Check your meds sweetie.
 
2013-05-05 05:12:37 PM
www.theviewscreen.com
"It is only an empty shell,  to be disposed of as needed "
 
2013-05-05 05:18:25 PM
Is it time for the butt hurt comments about the butt hurt comments about the butt hurt comments about what should be done with the body, yet?
 
2013-05-05 05:22:24 PM

Delay: thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.

Check your meds sweetie.


That's the damn counties job.
 
2013-05-05 05:23:09 PM

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


If I may, George W Bush's failures are really America's shared guilt. We elected him (or close enough to a tie that he won by default). Maybe we didn't know how he would lead. But once he was elected and installed all those Reagan/Bush Sr. administration officials whose backgrounds and behaviors weren't so uncertain, then we should have expected what came after. Then 9/11, and Bush+Cheney+Co went and did what we should expect them to do, and still we were only too happy to let them do it in our name.

Yes, there were protests. You were right to protest. But it was only a minority.

And then came Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, the prisoners wearing hoods and dog leashes, waterboarding, "stress positions", "enhanced interrogation techniques", and the invasion of Iraq ... Still, George W. Bush was re-elected.

America SHOULD have had more self-reflection. I'm not letting George W Bush off the hook completely, but insisting he was some lone wolf, or unstoppable dictator, or whatever, completely absolves the many opportunities Americans had to check his behavior, and say "Hey, waitaminnit ..."

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-05-05 05:23:36 PM

Godscrack: It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.


He stood in the torrent of the bullets rain...

They should cremate him and send his ashes back to his parents.
 
2013-05-05 05:24:25 PM
Why don't they just cremate him & give the ashes to his SO
 
2013-05-05 05:25:52 PM

thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.


Dawwww, they're so cute when they act all tough.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-05-05 05:25:58 PM

One Bad Apple: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

Follow that dream.

I on the other hand will favorite you as "to be posthumously mocked if W outlives him".

W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer


i see intelligence is not one of your strong points
 
2013-05-05 05:27:50 PM
Bury his ass under the Mass Turnpike and watch the toll collections skyrocket
 
2013-05-05 05:29:44 PM

MountainClimber: [www.theviewscreen.com image 600x458]
"It is only an empty shell,  to be disposed of as needed "


That screenshot makes them look like they are enjoying a fireworks display.
 
2013-05-05 05:29:57 PM

95629: We should stick him on the tip of one of N Korea's missiles and let them shoot him into the sun

parking lot right next to the launcher

ftfy
 
2013-05-05 05:31:04 PM
How about Hart Island in NY? There's close to a million people buried there. A mass burial in a potters field on an unvisited island seems pretty appropriate.
 
2013-05-05 05:33:10 PM

StopLurkListen: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

If I may, George W Bush's failures are really America's shared guilt. We elected him (or close enough to a tie that he won by default). Maybe we didn't know how he would lead. But once he was elected and installed all those Reagan/Bush Sr. administration officials whose backgrounds and behaviors weren't so uncertain, then we should have expected what came after. Then 9/11, and Bush+Cheney+Co went and did what we should expect them to do, and still we were only too happy to let them do it in our name.

Yes, there were protests. You were right to protest. But it was only a minority.

And then came Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, the prisoners wearing hoods and dog leashes, waterboarding, "stress positions", "enhanced interrogation techniques", and the invasion of Iraq ... Still, George W. Bush was re-elected.

America SHOULD have had more self-reflection. I'm not letting George W Bush off the hook completely, but insisting he was some lone wolf, or unstoppable dictator, or whatever, completely absolves the many opportunities Americans had to check his behavior, and say "Hey, waitaminnit ..."

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 190x240]


whargble...

America is too stupid. Snookie, Rambo..Fast Food....trying to find Elvis in the soup cracker..

they are too busy to worry about China comin over to collect the debt one day...they certainly don't care about killing people for oil so they can drive a block to the store because they are too fat to walk three feet.

amidoinitright?
 
2013-05-05 05:36:17 PM
Now we're afraid of ghosts.

Yay.
 
2013-05-05 05:36:55 PM

Third Day Mark: Put him on a boat, viking style, surrounded by pressure cooker bombs.    Blow it up once it gets far enough out.

Seems fitting.

Except that the viking flambe boat thing is meant to honor the departed, isn't it?
 
2013-05-05 05:37:00 PM

Delay: thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.

Check your meds sweetie.


Sounds like he does not need them to me..
 
2013-05-05 05:37:14 PM
Cremate him and throw his ashes in the face of President Obama. It's what he would have wanted.

Wait, why Obama? Why not Dick Cheney?
 
2013-05-05 05:37:48 PM

jaytkay: thisisarepeat: Earth is a battlefield, not a playground and no amount of lovely sentiment is ever going to change that.

Dawwww, they're so cute when they act all tough.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 640x640]


That means a lot coming from somebody that has traveled so extensively as to have seen the entire mid-west united states.
 
2013-05-05 05:38:58 PM

Godscrack: It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.


Oh thank God.  I was afraid I was the only one who thought that song.
 
2013-05-05 05:39:39 PM

vudutek: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

This. We do not need for the world to see us as uncivilized animals. But if that's the image we want to present;
let's just televise everyone pissing on his bacon-wrapped corpse. Then, we can sit back and wonder why more of the world justifiably thinks of us as douchebags.


Hey, they could bring him to Iowa and bury him in a hog confinement.  Then you'd have both the pork thing and the eternal pissoir thing in one...
 
2013-05-05 05:39:56 PM
That's my fantasy scenario:  I want to be cremated, mixed with very fine salt, and thrown into the faces of obnoxious people by my mourners.

Everybody who attends my funeral would get a small packet, clearly labelled, with a suggested serving list.

We'll all recycle back to the Ocean eventually. Half the fun is getting there.
 
2013-05-05 05:43:04 PM
He's an American citizen, he's due the respect we would give any other American Citizen.  Prop him up in a hospital waiting room.
 
2013-05-05 05:50:02 PM

thisisarepeat: That means a lot coming from somebody that has traveled so extensively as to have seen the entire mid-west united states.


That really stings coming from somebody who can't read a map.
 
2013-05-05 05:51:34 PM
Widow is kinda cute...and available.
 
2013-05-05 05:52:42 PM

Aquapope: He's an American citizen, he's due the respect we would give any other American Citizen.  Prop him up in a hospital waiting room.


Sentence one:FARK YOU!
Sentence two: LOL
 
2013-05-05 06:02:15 PM

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


If there were a law that terrorist's bodies were fed to pigs, you'd likely see fewer terrorists.
 
2013-05-05 06:03:07 PM

Nabb1: gilgigamesh: I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.

I'm down with it.


Trebuchets are cooler...
 
2013-05-05 06:03:16 PM

1derful: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

If there were a law that terrorist's bodies were fed to pigs, you'd likely see fewer terrorists.


Yeah, I doubt it.
 
2013-05-05 06:05:23 PM

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


No one will hear you over the sound of all the champagne corks popping.
 
2013-05-05 06:06:23 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-05 06:07:04 PM

xanadian: Nabb1: gilgigamesh: I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.

I'm down with it.

Trebuchets are cooler...


Oh Jesus, now you're summoning dittybopper.
 
2013-05-05 06:07:51 PM

xanadian: Nabb1: gilgigamesh: I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.

I'm down with it.

Trebuchets are cooler...


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2013-05-05 06:28:10 PM
Grind him up and feed him to a pig. They'll probably have to starve the pig first to get it hungry enough. Then cremate the pigs and bury it at sea.
 
2013-05-05 06:35:20 PM
We should send all terrorists' bodies here:

lifeloom.com

That way, they can at least positively contribute to society in death.
 
2013-05-05 06:41:58 PM
His body should go wherever they put the mangled limbs they had to amputate.  Seems fitting.
 
2013-05-05 06:52:53 PM
Eventually, mortuary tells parents to come get their corpse.  If parents don't, corpse is declared unclaimed and county buries it in obscure potter's field, or cremates it and buries the ashes.
 
2013-05-05 07:04:49 PM
Time to rile up Vudutek, The white knight of terrorists everywhere

Dump the sorry farker in the desert, buzzards gotta eat too.
 
2013-05-05 07:07:28 PM
dump him in volcano.
 
Ral
2013-05-05 07:13:29 PM
It's not the body cemeteries care about.  It's the publicity, the notoriety.  Anywhere this guy's grave lies will become a tourist attraction, and a focal point for all kinds of attention-whoring, vandalism, and other craziness that no cemetery wants to deal with.
 
2013-05-05 07:14:33 PM

il Dottore: Grind him up and feed him to a pig. They'll probably have to starve the pig first to get it hungry enough. Then cremate the pigs and bury it at sea.


It's funny because Mooslims are allergic to pigs.
 
2013-05-05 07:14:54 PM
Wow you all are slow today....

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-05 07:23:17 PM
I will let the use the toilet in my house, I will give a good send off the morning after I have pork chops and rice
 
2013-05-05 07:26:15 PM

Third Day Mark: Put him on a boat, viking style, surrounded by pressure cooker bombs.    Blow it up once it gets far enough out.

Seems fitting.


Or just rent a fishing boat and bury the little shiat at sea.
 
2013-05-05 07:26:26 PM
His wife was/is a hottie. Time to do some grief conselling.
 
2013-05-05 07:47:57 PM

Zeno-25: We should send all terrorists' bodies here:



That way, they can at least positively contribute to society in death.


I second this. As you say, sending his husk to the body farm does at least ensure that some good may still issue from his existence on this earth.
 
2013-05-05 07:47:59 PM

1derful: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

If there were a law that terrorist's bodies were fed to pigs, you'd likely see fewer terrorists.


I am not so sure about that. These terrorists are of the same mindset who flew planes into buildings. They are not afraid of dying. But if we cannot stop the Kamikaze, at least we can make sure that his grave does not become a site for others of a like mind to venerate. I suggest cremation, which at least avoids the spectre of the grave becoming some sort of shrine to these assholes terrorists. Then we could "dispose" of the ashes like we would any other filth.
 
2013-05-05 07:57:01 PM

Bwahaha: 1derful: vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?

If there were a law that terrorist's bodies were fed to pigs, you'd likely see fewer terrorists.

I am not so sure about that. These terrorists are of the same mindset who flew planes into buildings. They are not afraid of dying. But if we cannot stop the Kamikaze, at least we can make sure that his grave does not become a site for others of a like mind to venerate. I suggest cremation, which at least avoids the spectre of the grave becoming some sort of shrine to these assholes terrorists. Then we could "dispose" of the ashes like we would any other filth.


A corpse doesn't belong to the state by default.  Islam forbids cremation.
 
2013-05-05 08:24:46 PM
Three comments in and a comment about being excited to see a former president dead? Good god this site went to hell in a hand basket.
 
2013-05-05 08:40:38 PM
Joking aside, that's a terrible reflection on America. We're supposed to be better than that.
 
2013-05-05 08:48:27 PM
Massachusetts General Laws, Chapter 114, Section 10:

"Each town shall provide one or more suitable places for the interment of persons dying within its limits."

Wherever he died has to take him.  It's unclear in what town he was when he died.
 
2013-05-05 08:54:35 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Joking aside, that's a terrible reflection on America. We're supposed to be better than that.


Sometime your ass starts to hurt....
 
2013-05-05 09:06:50 PM
Treat him like Bin Laden - send the SOB to sleep with the fishes.
 
2013-05-05 09:07:40 PM

Preston Preston: Burial at sea, Osama-style.  And for all the same reasons.  A quick Islamic version of "adios" so nobody gets their panties in a twist and then chuck him into the water.  That way no place becomes a memorial to him.


Pfft, you believe that "buried at sea schlock"? Zombie bin laden has been running the republican party from an underground base in Virginia for years now
 
2013-05-05 09:08:53 PM

Aquapope: One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer

No, since both of the nations he invaded are still self-ruled, he's not such a good conqueror, even if we still have 'advisers' on the scene.  He did kill a few hundred thousand folks, so mass murderer is more appropriate.


Forcing democracy on a populace is the opposite of democracy
 
2013-05-05 09:15:31 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Joking aside, that's a terrible reflection on America. We're supposed to be better than that.


Better than what? The crime he committed is still fresh in everyone's mind.  Had he been caught, tried, convicted and spent a decade on death row before dying, it probably wouldn't be an issue. Cemeteries are businesses and they don't want to lose customers who don't want their loved ones laid to rest in the same cemetery as that POS.
 
2013-05-05 09:15:55 PM
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-05-05 09:20:02 PM

JerseyTim: How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.


No, the IHOP is also sacred ground.

Use the Denny's - nobody cares for theirs.
 
2013-05-05 09:46:39 PM

Ral: It's not the body cemeteries care about.  It's the publicity, the notoriety.  Anywhere this guy's grave lies will become a tourist attraction, and a focal point for all kinds of attention-whoring, vandalism, and other craziness that no cemetery wants to deal with.


For the private cemeteries I can understand that.  For the city to deny the request is a little ridiculous.  That's what public cemeteries are for.
 
2013-05-05 09:49:10 PM

RoLleRKoaSTeR: JerseyTim: How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.

No, the IHOP is also sacred ground.

Use the Denny's - nobody cares for theirs.


IHOP > Bob Evans > Perkins > Waffle House > Aunt Sarah's Pancake House > Denny's

Denny's really is shiat.  I will accept any reordering of the list above as long as Denny's is dead last.
 
2013-05-05 09:56:36 PM

Nabb1: The Irresponsible Captain: Joking aside, that's a terrible reflection on America. We're supposed to be better than that.

Better than what? The crime he committed is still fresh in everyone's mind.  Had he been caught, tried, convicted and spent a decade on death row before dying, it probably wouldn't be an issue. Cemeteries are businesses and they don't want to lose customers who don't want their loved ones laid to rest in the same cemetery as that POS.


Better than living in fear, one of another. Better than superstitious apes that fear a bag of mostly water placed in the dirt.

Of course this is a post 9/11 world, so maybe you're right. We've given it all up to feel safe.
 
2013-05-05 10:03:00 PM
great_tigers Three comments in and a comment about being excited to see a former president dead? Good god this site went to hell in a hand basket.

Aw, lighten up, Richard Norton Smith-they're just blowing off steam because it's May
Most and fewest U.S. President deaths by month: None have died during May.
 
2013-05-05 10:24:14 PM

FlyingJ: great_tigers Three comments in and a comment about being excited to see a former president dead? Good god this site went to hell in a hand basket.

Aw, lighten up, Richard Norton Smith-they're just blowing off steam because it's May
Most and fewest U.S. President deaths by month: None have died during May.


Personally I'm upset that nobody has mourned our beloved emperor.  All stormtroopers will shoot themselves and miss at the appointed time.
 
2013-05-05 10:55:59 PM
I dont care what they do with that rotten meat sack, as long as it is offensive both to his religion and his family (the family that gives a shiat about what happens to him).  If that makes more terrorists, so be it, we will kill them as well, and so on until the Arabic language is spoken only in Hell if they should so choose that end.
 
2013-05-05 10:59:54 PM
Is there a Medal of Honor for civilians?

Truly some of you have risked all typing angry words at a dead man.

The bravery in this thread - amazing.
 
2013-05-05 11:25:07 PM

jaytkay: Is there a Medal of Honor for civilians?

Truly some of you have risked all typing angry words at a dead man.

The bravery in this thread - amazing.


Well.. it would look quite silly if all us farkers got together in a park with folders full of images, and separate ones full of links with info so we could prove our points while drinking beer without Drew who would think it's all quite silly and would rather be in a taproom
 
2013-05-05 11:50:14 PM

JerseyTim: How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.


content7.flixster.com

or Winky's
 
2013-05-06 12:46:21 AM
Throw the corpse into a medical waste incinerator.

Done.
 
2013-05-06 12:51:58 AM

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


I'm not.
 
2013-05-06 12:58:10 AM

macadamnut: vudutek: The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

Don't kid yourself. His father found him a job that didn't require a drug test.


This.
 
2013-05-06 02:27:52 AM
Is he still in Worcester? Dump his body in the pond Clark students call "Dead Hooker Pond." They can now call it "Dead Terrorist Pond," which works out for everyone since the dead woman dumped there wasn't a hooker...
 
2013-05-06 03:24:52 AM
I have the feeling the problem is more about no Muslim cemetery wanting him.  No Muslim in the US would want to be associated with this guy in any way.  At least not pubicly.
 
2013-05-06 03:25:47 AM
The ocean was good enough for Osama bin Laden, why not this guy?
 
2013-05-06 03:29:14 AM
Is cremation not a viable option for some reason?
 
2013-05-06 07:25:24 AM

John's Long Mustache: I have the feeling the problem is more about no Muslim cemetery wanting him.  No Muslim in the US would want to be associated with this guy in any way.  At least not pubicly.


And yet, the mouthbreathers posting on here seem to feel that his grave would become a new mecca. Just bury him already. No fuss, no fanfare, no media. Book it, done. He'll be forgotten by the time Lohan gets out of rehab.
 
2013-05-06 08:48:31 AM
Cremate him.  Put the ashes in the sewer plant digester tank.
 
2013-05-06 09:51:48 AM
I like the burial at sea option...but have him tied to his brother when he's thrown overboard!
 
2013-05-06 10:17:46 AM

Christian Bale: JerseyTim: How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.

[content7.flixster.com image 281x159]

or Winky's


I was wondering when someone would post her pic.
 
2013-05-06 10:54:50 AM

vudutek: John's Long Mustache: I have the feeling the problem is more about no Muslim cemetery wanting him.  No Muslim in the US would want to be associated with this guy in any way.  At least not pubicly.

And yet, the mouthbreathers posting on here seem to feel that his grave would become a new mecca. Just bury him already. No fuss, no fanfare, no media. Book it, done. He'll be forgotten by the time Lohan gets out of rehab.


How long have you been a terrorist anyway?
 
2013-05-06 10:57:18 AM

jehovahs witness protection: How long have you been a terrorist anyway?


that the best you've got? go back to sleep, you sound tired.
 
2013-05-06 12:04:58 PM
FedEx him to his folks. Let them deal with it.
 
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