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2013-05-05 12:16:34 PM  
Put him on a boat, viking style, surrounded by pressure cooker bombs.    Blow it up once it gets far enough out.

Seems fitting.
 
2013-05-05 12:18:05 PM  
It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.
 
2013-05-05 12:20:01 PM  
I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?
 
2013-05-05 12:26:52 PM  

vudutek: I'm bookmarking these threads for when W finally dies, so we can make the same burial suggestions for that mass murderer. Nobody should be offended, right?


Follow that dream.

I on the other hand will favorite you as "to be posthumously mocked if W outlives him".

W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer
 
2013-05-05 12:38:49 PM  
The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.
 
2013-05-05 12:51:11 PM  
How dare you. The Waffle House is sacred ground.

Use the IHOP one.
 
2013-05-05 12:55:21 PM  

One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer


The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


This. We do not need for the world to see us as uncivilized animals. But if that's the image we want to present;
let's just televise everyone pissing on his bacon-wrapped corpse. Then, we can sit back and wonder why more of the world justifiably thinks of us as douchebags.
 
2013-05-05 01:00:16 PM  

FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.


Unmarked grave in a municipal Potter's Field far from Boston.  Like, Bumblef*ck, Oklahoma or something.  Or an unannounced burial at sea.  He's a human being, give him a decent burial.  But nothing beyond that.
 
2013-05-05 01:04:16 PM  
FFS, just bury him somewhere and don't even say who it is if you have to.  Or whatever.  Caring about this or getting all barbaric on his corpse like it somehow punishes him baffles me.
 
2013-05-05 01:10:21 PM  

Relatively Obscure: FFS, just bury him somewhere and don't even say who it is if you have to.  Or whatever.  Caring about this or getting all barbaric on his corpse like it somehow punishes him baffles me.


That's what has pissed me off about the whole thing. This isn't GoT, we're not going to cut off his head and put it on a stick for public ridicule.
I also don't get the mindset that if he gets put in a hole in the ground, it's going to become some kind of terrorist martyrland. It'll be forgotten as soon as the news cycle moves along.
 
2013-05-05 01:13:23 PM  
I know that there really is nothing else to do with his body but find a cemetery that will bury him, and that's the right thing to do. But I can't get worked up because some dudes on the internet want to feed Tasmerslam to the hogs, slaughter the hogs with an AR-15, and savor the bacon. Or whatever else they might suggest. It's a display of emotion and nothing else.
 
2013-05-05 01:28:36 PM  

vudutek: That's what has pissed me off about the whole thing. This isn't GoT, we're not going to cut off his head and put it on a stick for public ridicule.


I can't say it pisses me off.  It's just kind of bizarre to me.

Dude's gone.  It's now absolutely impossible to punish him.

I guess, maybe, you could look at it like, "hey, maybe the next guy will be worried that horrible things would be done to him which would somehow impact him according to his religion," but I'm betting that they cover "what if the enemy does bad things to my dead body" in, like, religious terrorism 101 with a quick "don't worry about it, it's cool."
 
2013-05-05 01:51:28 PM  

Relatively Obscure: vudutek: That's what has pissed me off about the whole thing. This isn't GoT, we're not going to cut off his head and put it on a stick for public ridicule.

I can't say it pisses me off.  It's just kind of bizarre to me.

Dude's gone.  It's now absolutely impossible to punish him.

I guess, maybe, you could look at it like, "hey, maybe the next guy will be worried that horrible things would be done to him which would somehow impact him according to his religion," but I'm betting that they cover "what if the enemy does bad things to my dead body" in, like, religious terrorism 101 with a quick "don't worry about it, it's cool."


I think the effect is precisely the opposite; it creates a zero-effort opportunity for populist martyrdom, clarifies who is the "enemy", and reinforces the worst, most ignorance-fueled beliefs held by those who can contribute the most to funding the next atrocity.

Give the corpse an unpublished, appropriate service, but leave no marker to remember the deceased.
 
2013-05-05 03:22:59 PM  

MisterTweak: I think the effect is precisely the opposite


Could be.  I dunno what the effect is in reality, or how much data there is about that kind of thing.  But, yeah.  Just dispose of the body in a quiet and generic manner and call it a goddamn day.
 
2013-05-05 03:24:04 PM  
I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.
 
2013-05-05 03:46:43 PM  
Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.
 
2013-05-05 03:59:11 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.


And as soon as possible, IMHO.
 
2013-05-05 04:17:52 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.

And as soon as possible, IMHO.


The sooner the better.
 
2013-05-05 04:25:23 PM  

gilgigamesh: I don't understand why my catapult idea hasn't caught on.


I'm down with it.
 
2013-05-05 04:26:22 PM  
Pig farm
 
2013-05-05 04:26:30 PM  
Why are their no trash cans in Greek Restaurants?
 
2013-05-05 04:26:58 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.


So, a military operation to dispose of a civilian? interesting. tea partiers i'm sure will love this use of their tax dollars.
 
2013-05-05 04:27:09 PM  
Just cremate him and quietly rinse the ashes down the drain. If anyone asks just tell them you disposed of 150-ish pounds of rapidly spoiling meat.. Why do we care so much about dead bodies?
 
2013-05-05 04:27:36 PM  
Boston has sewers, I don't see the problem.
 
2013-05-05 04:28:10 PM  
That's the problem. No Waffle Houses in Bahston. But there's always Dunkin Donuts.

(seriously, somebody fly over Kazakhstan or whereever and dump the guy out the back door)
 
2013-05-05 04:28:48 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Why are their no trash cans in Greek Restaurants?


Thank god I don't eat Greek--except for baclava (sp?). That shiat is delicious.
 
2013-05-05 04:29:07 PM  

vudutek: Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.

So, a military operation to dispose of a civilian? interesting. tea partiers i'm sure will love this use of their tax dollars.


You're really anxious to make a political statement with his burial. Why don't you offer to take care of the remains?
 
2013-05-05 04:31:11 PM  
Just cremate him and use a pressure cooker as an urn for the ashes. Put it somewhere appropriate.
 
2013-05-05 04:33:11 PM  
The cow barks at belly lint.

What can I say. subby's headline read like a cheesy spy password
 
2013-05-05 04:33:35 PM  
Surely some cargo airline that's going there anyway can fly his corpse back on a Space-A basis. Gets him out of the country, still gets a decent burial somewhere that's not here. Hey, free publicity. Well, publicity for the cost of the minuscule amount of extra fuel you'd need to haul 200 additional pounds on a cargo flight.
 
2013-05-05 04:33:56 PM  
Aw, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.
 
2013-05-05 04:35:16 PM  

vudutek: Bathia_Mapes: Same thing I said in one of the redlit threads. Burial at sea as was done with bin Laden.

So, a military operation to dispose of a civilian? interesting. tea partiers i'm sure will love this use of their tax dollars.


Where did I say anything about the military being involved. Civilians can perform a burial at sea. It's not something that's exclusive to the military.
 
2013-05-05 04:35:33 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

Unmarked grave in a municipal Potter's Field far from Boston.  Like, Bumblef*ck, Oklahoma or something.  Or an unannounced burial at sea.  He's a human being, give him a decent burial.  But nothing beyond that.


Hey! We don't want any got danged turrists buried in Bumblef*ck!

/ the only way that would be to do it in complete secrecy, in an unmarked grave, in a cemetery that hasn't been used in a century. There are several that I know of kansas
 
2013-05-05 04:35:51 PM  

vudutek: The only thing that tard conquered is cocaine addiction. And even that's questionable.


Don't kid yourself. His father found him a job that didn't require a drug test.
 
2013-05-05 04:36:54 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Why are their no trash cans in Greek Restaurants?


It's "there", not "their".  Their is possessive.

Run along and let the grownups talk, OK?
 
2013-05-05 04:37:20 PM  
Meh, just make some green crackers.
 
2013-05-05 04:37:27 PM  

Third Day Mark: Put him on a boat


saw this and thought you were suggesting the boats as punishment for the surviving sibling.

I guess it could dispose of an already decesed body too....

/man I woke up morbid today.
 
2013-05-05 04:38:19 PM  
 "Katherine Russell, widow of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, in a booking photo for shoplifting charges in June 2007".
It seems the mother taught the boys how to go about jihad and the girls how to steal, her own specialty. 

Cremate the dirt bag and send his remains back ...I know, I know but when one commits terrorism the people should get to choose. That would make some think twice!
 
2013-05-05 04:39:21 PM  
I'd like to propose grave-sharing with an equally loved icon, now that Breitbart's ego has deflated a little, there's probably room for a bullet riddled body.

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-05-05 04:39:40 PM  

iheartscotch: Benevolent Misanthrope: FloydA: The guy was an asshole and a terrorist, but we should be better than him and give him a proper burial anyway.  I understand why no cemetery wants him; mainly because that corner of the plot will always smell like urine from all the people coming to piss on his grave.  But even so, keeping him on ice in the mortuary isn't really an option.

Unmarked grave in a municipal Potter's Field far from Boston.  Like, Bumblef*ck, Oklahoma or something.  Or an unannounced burial at sea.  He's a human being, give him a decent burial.  But nothing beyond that.

Hey! We don't want any got danged turrists buried in Bumblef*ck!

/ the only way that would be to do it in complete secrecy, in an unmarked grave, in a cemetery that hasn't been used in a century. There are several that I know of kansas


If his corpse is going to be brought that far south, just go a little further and drop the body in gator territory and let them finish the rest. No more body to worry about and the gators get a meal out of it.
 
2013-05-05 04:40:55 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Aw, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.


Damn you! i was just about to post this. i like the cut of ur jib sir.
 
2013-05-05 04:41:10 PM  
Burial at sea, Osama-style.  And for all the same reasons.  A quick Islamic version of "adios" so nobody gets their panties in a twist and then chuck him into the water.  That way no place becomes a memorial to him.
 
2013-05-05 04:42:46 PM  
The Chief Engineer on my submarine up and died one day. Everyone hated him. His last wish was to be buried at sea after being cremated.  I volunteered to have his ashes brought on board the boat, flushed down the toilet, and when we were past 100 NM from shore to blow the sanitary tanks.

There you go, buried at sea....Of course, not as dignified as he might have wanted it.

I'm sure there are submarines today that would volunteer to do the same for this asshole.
 
2013-05-05 04:45:21 PM  
We should stick him on the tip of one of N Korea's missiles and let them shoot him into the sun
 
2013-05-05 04:45:49 PM  

Preston Preston: Burial at sea, Osama-style. And for all the same reasons.


So . . . he's not really dead?
 
2013-05-05 04:47:03 PM  

Godscrack: It's the same old dumpster as yesterday.


Dammit, you beat me to it.
 
2013-05-05 04:47:55 PM  

macadamnut: Preston Preston: Burial at sea, Osama-style. And for all the same reasons.

So . . . he's not really dead?


No, he just went back home.

/damn sure not obscure
 
2013-05-05 04:49:57 PM  
Kudos to Uncle Ruslan. He apparently involved himself in this.

A real man deals with his family's problems, no matter how unpleasant or unfair the circumstances.
 
2013-05-05 04:52:17 PM  

One Bad Apple: W is closer to conqueror than mass murderer


No, since both of the nations he invaded are still self-ruled, he's not such a good conqueror, even if we still have 'advisers' on the scene.  He did kill a few hundred thousand folks, so mass murderer is more appropriate.
 
2013-05-05 04:52:39 PM  
Dump the dumb coont who married him into the grave while you're at it.
 
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