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2013-05-05 12:02:26 PM  
www.jlryan.com
Seriously impressed
 
2013-05-05 12:07:30 PM  
I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.
 
2013-05-05 12:18:47 PM  
www.sackettridge.com
Now, with extensions
 
2013-05-05 12:19:55 PM  
I bet the little girl loved it.
 
2013-05-05 12:29:12 PM  
That's stupid.

/father of a 6 year old Rapunzel.
 
2013-05-05 12:41:07 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.



seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around
 
2013-05-05 12:54:12 PM  

elvisaintdead: seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around


Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.


Dude.  She's six.
 
2013-05-05 01:14:25 PM  

elvisaintdead: Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.


seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around


You nailed it!

Benevolent Misanthrope: elvisaintdead: seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.

Dude.  She's six.


I wasn't thinking of her.  I was thinking about the 30-50 range. However, you can take a seat over there...
 
2013-05-05 01:27:16 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: elvisaintdead: Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.


seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

You nailed it!

Benevolent Misanthrope: elvisaintdead: seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.

Dude.  She's six.

I wasn't thinking of her.  I was thinking about the 30-50 range. However, you can take a seat over there...


I was about to ask you to do the same thing.

So... we have transcripts of you reacting to a video of a girl you knew was underage.  And you taking about how sexy ponytails can be.  Are you really going to tell me the two had noting to do with one another?  Really?  Because I can show you the transcripts.

Is there anything you want to say, now that the cameras are out?
 
2013-05-05 02:00:37 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Fear_and_Loathing: elvisaintdead: Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.


seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

You nailed it!

Benevolent Misanthrope: elvisaintdead: seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.

Dude.  She's six.

I wasn't thinking of her.  I was thinking about the 30-50 range. However, you can take a seat over there...

I was about to ask you to do the same thing.

So... we have transcripts of you reacting to a video of a girl you knew was underage.  And you taking about how sexy ponytails can be.  Are you really going to tell me the two had noting to do with one another?  Really?  Because I can show you the transcripts.

Is there anything you want to say, now that the cameras are out?


Sure ask away
Your paranoia is in accurate, live your fantasy.
 
2013-05-05 02:01:54 PM  
inaccurate
 
2013-05-05 02:13:04 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: Benevolent Misanthrope: Fear_and_Loathing: elvisaintdead: Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.


seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

You nailed it!

Benevolent Misanthrope: elvisaintdead: seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.

Dude.  She's six.

I wasn't thinking of her.  I was thinking about the 30-50 range. However, you can take a seat over there...

I was about to ask you to do the same thing.

So... we have transcripts of you reacting to a video of a girl you knew was underage.  And you taking about how sexy ponytails can be.  Are you really going to tell me the two had noting to do with one another?  Really?  Because I can show you the transcripts.

Is there anything you want to say, now that the cameras are out?

Sure ask away
Your paranoia is in accurate, live your fantasy.


Jesus have you ever actually watched "To Catch a Predator?"  You brought it up, man, work with me here.
 
2013-05-05 02:30:54 PM  
I said 30 to 50 year olds, masturbate away.
 
2013-05-05 02:41:27 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I said 30 to 50 year olds, masturbate away.



Ah, so you didn't mean to sexualize an underage girl.  Yeah, we hear that alot.  Upon seeing the video of a small child, you first said, and I quote:

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.

So, this is the first time, too, right?  You never did anything like that before.  And you had no idea she was underage.  Right?

/Go with the joke or drop out, man.
 
2013-05-05 02:48:51 PM  
The concept was a pony tail, not the age of the girl. The headline was also about a pony tail not the girl. I like ponytails on women.

/step aside. You can have a seat...
 
2013-05-05 02:51:40 PM  
I'm old enough that I refer to women as girls.
 
2013-05-05 02:58:24 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I'm old enough that I refer to women as girls.


LOL

Okay.  You're free to go.  Pay no attention to the Sheriff's deputies hiding in the greenery.
 
2013-05-05 03:03:38 PM  
And they let me go.  They mentioned waiting for you.
 
2013-05-05 03:14:08 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I'm old enough that I refer to women as girls.


what he said.
 
2013-05-05 04:18:47 PM  
Isn't there a step missing? How did they tie the knot?
 
2013-05-05 05:00:36 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Fear_and_Loathing: I said 30 to 50 year olds, masturbate away.


Ah, so you didn't mean to sexualize an underage girl.  Yeah, we hear that alot.  Upon seeing the video of a small child, you first said, and I quote:

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.

So, this is the first time, too, right?  You never did anything like that before.  And you had no idea she was underage.  Right?

/Go with the joke or drop out, man.


Pfft. I'll play along ...

That vacuum was pretty powerful. I like to vacuum the old fashioned way: naked with the drapes wide open. Nothing sexier than mechanical suction.

Okay ... go!
 
2013-05-05 05:07:39 PM  

pup.socket: Isn't there a step missing? How did they tie the knot?


Rubber band around the end of the vacuum hose.
 
2013-05-05 05:07:47 PM  

pup.socket: Isn't there a step missing? How did they tie the knot?


the elastic band was already wrapped around the end of the vacuum hose.  He simply slid it onto the pony tail after the hair was collected.
 
2013-05-05 05:11:55 PM  
Dammit, INeedAName, if only I had stopped with just the one sentence.

/shakes tiny, impotent fists of rage
 
2013-05-05 05:23:47 PM  
Wow no MLP pictures 24 comments in?
 
2013-05-05 05:47:16 PM  

timujin: pup.socket: Isn't there a step missing? How did they tie the knot?

the elastic band was already wrapped around the end of the vacuum hose.  He simply slid it onto the pony tail after the hair was collected.


I'm betting that the person didn't realize how dirty a vacuum hose is.  I wouldn't want any of my body parts to touch the inside of a vacuum hose.
 
2013-05-05 05:51:22 PM  
Saw a similar video floating around a month or two ago.  Dad took a lot longer to work the hair into the vacuum, but it was a much better end result.

Ah, here it is.
 
2013-05-05 06:24:58 PM  
 
2013-05-05 07:13:31 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Fear_and_Loathing: elvisaintdead: Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.


seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

You nailed it!

Benevolent Misanthrope: elvisaintdead: seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.

Dude.  She's six.

I wasn't thinking of her.  I was thinking about the 30-50 range. However, you can take a seat over there...

I was about to ask you to do the same thing.

So... we have transcripts of you reacting to a video of a girl you knew was underage.  And you taking about how sexy ponytails can be.  Are you really going to tell me the two had noting to do with one another?  Really?  Because I can show you the transcripts.

Is there anything you want to say, now that the cameras are out?


 It was obvious from the start neither of these Farkers were referring to the child in the video.  Absolutely NOTHING in what either of them wrote had ANY direct correlation to the child.  "Transcripts" are useful indeed, but in this case your own transcription has worked against you. You're too quick to point accusatory fingers at innocent people when you don't even take the time to decipher what they said specifically.  There's a difference between "a girl" and "the girl".  If you want to get down n' dirty about "transcripts", then at least have intelligence to be able to decipher the words as they're written.
 
2013-05-05 07:31:30 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Fear_and_Loathing: Wrapping up a bun is sexier.


Came here to post this
 
2013-05-05 08:24:24 PM  
Really? No OCD patients want to chime in to mention it's not a perfect pony tail because he missed a huge ribbon of hair?

I mean, take your time and do it right, man.  It's mere seconds.
 
2013-05-05 08:34:35 PM  

almandot: Wow no MLP pictures 24 comments in?


Why would there be? Just because the article title is the perfect pony tail doesn't mean it has any connection to that particular show.
 
2013-05-05 08:35:45 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I'm old enough that I refer to women as girls.


The joke is so far over your head it just reached the heliopause.

Anyway, I will always applaud Dad Logic.
 
2013-05-05 09:20:05 PM  

Mentat: Fear_and_Loathing: I'm old enough that I refer to women as girls.

The joke is so far over your head it just reached the heliopause.


I was wondering, there, if I was somehow being obscure...
 
2013-05-05 09:21:33 PM  
Subby apparently just signed up for the internet
 
2013-05-05 10:00:24 PM  

styckx: Subby apparently just signed up for the internet


lol Yep. As well as one of the commentators earlier in the thread.
 
2013-05-05 10:04:59 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I said 30 to 50 year olds, masturbate away.


The logistics of that many 12 month olds boggles the mind.
 
2013-05-05 10:07:04 PM  

SBinRR: Saw a similar video floating around a month or two ago.  Dad took a lot longer to work the hair into the vacuum, but it was a much better end result.

Ah, here it is.


Pretty sure I saw it, too, and that it had been a Fark video then as well.
 
2013-05-05 10:08:27 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I'm old enough that I refer to women as girls.


arm candy, babe, Betty, bird, chickadee, chick, chiquita, dame, dish, doll, filly, floozy, gall, hunny, Jane Doe, Sheila, toots, trim, and so many more but you should be in a black and white movie drinking and smoking like a stovepipe when you list them as you describe the pair of gams what just walked in through your office door
 
2013-05-05 11:20:32 PM  
What's the over/under on someone trying to copycat this video using an industrial wet vac and scalping their child? I say two weeks.
 
2013-05-05 11:25:50 PM  

SBinRR: Saw a similar video floating around a month or two ago.  Dad took a lot longer to work the hair into the vacuum, but it was a much better end result.

Ah, here it is.


That video looks so much like it could be a clip from Eastbound and Down
 
2013-05-06 12:31:36 AM  
darthdrafter: ...you should be in a black and white movie drinking and smoking like a stovepipe when you list them as you describe the pair of gams what just walked in through your office door

...built like a dancer and walked like she knew it.
 
2013-05-06 01:07:27 AM  
Sorry to interrupt this important discussion, but..

userserve-ak.last.fm

And last but not least
 
2013-05-06 04:05:09 AM  

LewDux: Sorry to interrupt this important discussion, but..

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x333]

And last but not least


Damn, that chick is actually pretty good.  I appreciate when the people doing drum covers on youtube play the original song, because the percussion line doesn't make much sense without context... but I'd like to see a clip of just her doing a bass cover, without the overlay.
 
2013-05-06 04:18:34 AM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I said 30 to 50 year olds, masturbate away.


I usually masturbate thinking about a 22-year-old.
 
2013-05-06 05:21:10 AM  
That's how my girlfriend puts on my cock ring.
 
2013-05-06 05:22:48 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Fear_and_Loathing: elvisaintdead: Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.


seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

You nailed it!

Benevolent Misanthrope: elvisaintdead: seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.

Dude.  She's six.

I wasn't thinking of her.  I was thinking about the 30-50 range. However, you can take a seat over there...

I was about to ask you to do the same thing.

So... we have transcripts of you reacting to a video of a girl you knew was underage.  And you taking about how sexy ponytails can be.  Are you really going to tell me the two had noting to do with one another?  Really?  Because I can show you the transcripts.

Is there anything you want to say, now that the cameras are out?


Whatever you do, dude, when you get outside, RUN!!!
 
2013-05-06 05:26:55 AM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.


I give to you, Ronda Rousey's buns.
 
2013-05-06 05:34:28 PM  
I'd be more impressed if it came out braided.
 
2013-05-06 06:51:13 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: elvisaintdead: seeing a girl with a pony tail running -
in a t-shirt and shorts just out for a jog down the street is one of the simplest, sexiest things around

Fear_and_Loathing: I like to watch a girl do it the old fashioned way.  It is sexy.  Wrapping up a bun is sexier.

Dude.  She's six.



Came here to say this. Wait...No I was already here, then I read his comment and I was like k I'm gonna say this. Then I saw your comment and I wrote this instead.
/+1 to you.
 
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