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(The Sun)   Lindsey Lohan: I only did coke 4 or 5 times.....in the 10 minutes before the article's photo was taken   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 50
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2013-05-05 12:24:53 PM
i'd date her.  if i had money
 
2013-05-05 01:03:22 PM
"But I've only done it maybe four or five times in my life. And I got caught twice.

So she's stupid too.
 
2013-05-05 04:08:10 PM
Never trust a junkie!
 
2013-05-05 04:09:40 PM
This will be my last post on a Lindsey thread.  I promise.  I'm sick of her.  She failed herself, but most importantly, the system failed her.  I've known people with less of a rap sheet who have spent time in real jail.  This whole affair has become offensive.
 
2013-05-05 04:11:48 PM
Yeah, Lohan only did coke four or five times, and my mother only had sex the night I was conceived and once again the night my sister was conceived.
 
2013-05-05 04:12:53 PM

vabeard: This will be my last post on a Lindsey thread.  I promise.  I'm sick of her.  She failed herself, but most importantly, the system failed her.  I've known people with less of a rap sheet who have spent time in real jail.  This whole affair has become offensive.


"The system" (meaning society) is not obligated to solve her problems. Yes, put her in jail for her crimes, but we're not obligated to cure her addictions. Let her or her friends or family pay for that.
 
2013-05-05 04:16:41 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: vabeard: This will be my last post on a Lindsey thread.  I promise.  I'm sick of her.  She failed herself, but most importantly, the system failed her.  I've known people with less of a rap sheet who have spent time in real jail.  This whole affair has become offensive.

"The system" (meaning society) is not obligated to solve her problems. Yes, put her in jail for her crimes, but we're not obligated to cure her addictions. Let her or her friends or family pay for that.


The "system" has failed the person she will inevitably kill in a future DUI.
 
2013-05-05 04:19:47 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: vabeard: This will be my last post on a Lindsey thread.  I promise.  I'm sick of her.  She failed herself, but most importantly, the system failed her.  I've known people with less of a rap sheet who have spent time in real jail.  This whole affair has become offensive.

"The system" (meaning society) is not obligated to solve her problems. Yes, put her in jail for her crimes, but we're not obligated to cure her addictions. Let her or her friends or family pay for that.


I was referring to the legal system.  She should have been doing jail time from the very beginning.
 
2013-05-05 04:21:35 PM
By "did" I'm assuming she means purchased coke or segments in her life in which she was a drug user. I doubt with her recklessness she only has taken 4 or shiats of the stuff.
 
2013-05-05 04:30:25 PM
Whether she is in denial about her drug usage or that this statement will improve her reputation, she has a really skewed perspective on things. While both the social and legal aspects of her situation are ridiculous, I still kind of pity her as I would pity anyone who has an addiction and doesn't recognize it.
 
2013-05-05 04:32:18 PM
That's the face of someone who just did a particularly funny fart.

Great Janitor: Yeah, Lohan only did coke four or five times, and my mother only had sex the night I was conceived and once again the night my sister was conceived.


I know someone who genuinely believes their parents only had sex twice: the night of her conception and the night of her brother's.
 
2013-05-05 04:34:11 PM
Pot I've taken, obviously.

I once took four whole pots as well. I knew a guy who took six pots and overdosed, he ended up in a coma in the hospital.
 
2013-05-05 04:38:49 PM
Sheeeeeeit!
 
2013-05-05 04:40:29 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i'd date her.  if i had money cocaine



FTFY
 
2013-05-05 04:43:46 PM
i512.photobucket.com

/only had a few ales
 
2013-05-05 04:45:08 PM

grinding_journalist: Pot I've taken, obviously.

I once took four whole pots as well. I knew a guy who took six pots and overdosed, he ended up in a coma in the hospital.


You were lucky! My brother did 4 pots and he died. He said he wouldn't do that many again.
 
2013-05-05 04:53:24 PM
The naked model commuter link at the bottom of the page was way more interesting than the LiLo article....

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4909443/naked- mo del-brightens-up-journey-to-work-by-travelling-in-the-buff.html (NSFW!)
 
2013-05-05 05:01:57 PM
FTA: I've only done it maybe four or five times in my life.

I'd sooner believe that Jodi Arias killed her boyfriend in self-defense.
 
2013-05-05 05:06:46 PM
Wow, chick is unlucky.

I've probably broken laws 8-10 times during the same 10 year period and been fine.
 
2013-05-05 05:14:41 PM

Great Janitor: Yeah, Lohan only did coke four or five times, and my mother only had sex the night I was conceived and once again the night my sister was conceived.


The slut
 
2013-05-05 05:20:15 PM
Yeah, the only time I ever drank was the night I got my DUI.  One time thing.  When my parents found my pipe, it was my friend's, I never inhaled.
 
2013-05-05 05:33:47 PM
www.lajmifundit.ali.telegraph.co.uk
/ICYMI
 
2013-05-05 05:36:33 PM
i.perezhilton.com
 
2013-05-05 05:57:57 PM

vabeard: B.L.Z. Bub: vabeard: This will be my last post on a Lindsey thread.  I promise.  I'm sick of her.  She failed herself, but most importantly, the system failed her.  I've known people with less of a rap sheet who have spent time in real jail.  This whole affair has become offensive.

"The system" (meaning society) is not obligated to solve her problems. Yes, put her in jail for her crimes, but we're not obligated to cure her addictions. Let her or her friends or family pay for that.

I was referring to the legal system.  She should have been doing jail time from the very beginning.


Who is really the one who is failing here?  The only one keeping Lohan out of rehab is Lohan.
 
2013-05-05 06:00:12 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i'd date her.  if i had money



I'd date her..if she had money.
 
2013-05-05 06:12:38 PM

PsyLord: The naked model commuter link at the bottom of the page was way more interesting than the LiLo article....

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4909443/naked- mo del-brightens-up-journey-to-work-by-travelling-in-the-buff.html (NSFW!)


I gotta say... if you want to live a herpes-free lifestyle, sitting naked on public transportation isn't the smartest thing to do.
 
2013-05-05 06:21:38 PM
Maybe she'll turn into another Jodie Foster.  She was doing blow and drinking like a fish in Studio 54 when she was like 13.
 
2013-05-05 06:26:42 PM
FTA: I've only done it maybe four or five times in my life.

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I, for one, don't know why anyone wouldn't take her at her word.
 
2013-05-05 06:36:33 PM
I'm taking pot right now.

/kick
 
2013-05-05 06:43:56 PM
The full quote was:

"I only did coke 4 or 5 times... I'm more of a Pepsi drinker. Now where's my daily baggy of sweet Bolivian blow?"
 
2013-05-05 06:51:50 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: vabeard: B.L.Z. Bub: vabeard: This will be my last post on a Lindsey thread.  I promise.  I'm sick of her.  She failed herself, but most importantly, the system failed her.  I've known people with less of a rap sheet who have spent time in real jail.  This whole affair has become offensive.

"The system" (meaning society) is not obligated to solve her problems. Yes, put her in jail for her crimes, but we're not obligated to cure her addictions. Let her or her friends or family pay for that.

I was referring to the legal system.  She should have been doing jail time from the very beginning.

Who is really the one who is failing here?  The only one keeping Lohan out of rehab is Lohan.


I understand the obvious self-responsibility.  However, if she had been sentenced on her charges, like anyone else, she would still be serving jail time. And jail will sober you up real quick.
 
2013-05-05 08:20:33 PM
To be fair, she probably forgot all the other times she did it while blacked out drunk.
 
2013-05-05 11:20:23 PM

Great Janitor: Yeah, Lohan only did coke four or five times, and my mother only had sex the night I was conceived and once again the night my sister was conceived.


I know for a fact that isn't true.
 
2013-05-06 01:02:50 AM
WTF is up with her cheek in the pic from TFA?
 
2013-05-06 01:11:51 AM
It's crazy but there are a lot of folks who have taken the cocaine a total of zero times in their lives.
 
2013-05-06 01:18:49 AM
I would do a huge line of coke off her meaty, busted-ass labia. Shiat yeah
 
2013-05-06 01:22:21 AM

Primum: I would do a huge line of coke off her meaty, busted-ass labia. Shiat yeah


I WANTED TO SLEEP TONIGHT.
 
2013-05-06 01:27:45 AM
Eh, there's still time for her to turn it around assuming she doesn't get into Club 27 first.  I'd always thought Robert Downey Jr. was a completely lost cause but he's turned his career around nicely.
 
2013-05-06 01:38:09 AM

Primum: I would do a huge line of coke off her meaty, busted-ass labia. Shiat yeah


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-06 03:29:06 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: It's crazy but there are a lot of folks who have taken the cocaine a total of zero times in their lives.


Yes, that is true. Despite that fact, many people are having a difficult time believing that she's only tried it 4 or 5 times in her life. Hell, I've done coke maybe 20-25 times myself, and I'm pretty sure that Lohan parties a lot wilder and a lot more frequently than I ever did.
 
2013-05-06 03:54:02 AM
What, does TMZ have someone embedded in her rehab clinic to report everything she admits in group therapy????
 
2013-05-06 04:55:07 AM

Atomic Spunk: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: It's crazy but there are a lot of folks who have taken the cocaine a total of zero times in their lives.

Yes, that is true. Despite that fact, many people are having a difficult time believing that she's only tried it 4 or 5 times in her life. Hell, I've done coke maybe 20-25 times myself, and I'm pretty sure that Lohan parties a lot wilder and a lot more frequently than I ever did.



That might just be a matter of her just not liking the taste of that particular drug. It doesn't mean she isn't getting farked up on other things.

/I always thought of her as more of a meth type, anyway.
//Just because she's rich doesn't mean she goes for rich people drugs. Look at Aaron Sorkin. Guy made a ton of money off West Wing, and he was a crackhead.
 
2013-05-06 07:54:59 AM

vabeard: This will be my last post on a Lindsey thread.  I promise.  I'm sick of her.  She failed herself, but most importantly, the system failed her.  I've known people with less of a rap sheet who have spent time in real jail.  This whole affair has become offensive.


Pretty much all of this.  I mean, what does it take for the justice system to put their farking foot down on her?!  Robert Downey, Jr himself said that jail might've been the best thing that happened to him.

Put this AW in jail for a year; let her clean up her act.
 
2013-05-06 08:03:01 AM

vabeard: B.L.Z. Bub: vabeard: This will be my last post on a Lindsey thread.  I promise.  I'm sick of her.  She failed herself, but most importantly, the system failed her.  I've known people with less of a rap sheet who have spent time in real jail.  This whole affair has become offensive.

"The system" (meaning society) is not obligated to solve her problems. Yes, put her in jail for her crimes, but we're not obligated to cure her addictions. Let her or her friends or family pay for that.

I was referring to the legal system.  She should have been doing jail time from the very beginning.


I don't know about that; I mean, everything she's done to this point should earn her time in the slammer.  At the very beginning rehab was a better option.
 
2013-05-06 08:03:57 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i'd date her.  if i had money


If I had money, I'd be dating pr0n stars first before I even touched her.
 
2013-05-06 09:50:17 AM

Rwa2play: Jon iz teh kewl: i'd date her.  if i had money

If I had money, I'd be dating pr0n stars first before I even touched her.


Of course. Porn stars get tested regularly.

Props to both Blohan and Piers for keeping a straight face throughout that interview.
 
2013-05-06 10:32:02 AM
She has been on probation since 2007 when she was first caught drink-driving.

Was she driving a Tom Collins down Sunset Highway?
 
2013-05-06 10:32:31 AM

Rwa2play: Jon iz teh kewl: i'd date her.  if i had money

If I had money, I'd be dating pr0n stars first before I even touched her.


condom p0rn stars or regular ones
 
2013-05-06 05:07:26 PM

BigLuca: PsyLord: The naked model commuter link at the bottom of the page was way more interesting than the LiLo article....

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4909443/naked- mo del-brightens-up-journey-to-work-by-travelling-in-the-buff.html (NSFW!)

I gotta say... if you want to live a herpes-free lifestyle, sitting naked on public transportation isn't the smartest thing to do.


Also, I'd guess it's easier to walk around nude when your body parts aren't real.
 
2013-05-06 11:16:59 PM
The Mean Girls actress

9 years and 15 jobs later, and she's still known as the "Mean Girls" actress.
 
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