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2013-05-05 03:29:40 PM  
www.miserableretailslave.com
 
2013-05-05 03:30:01 PM  
There are quite a few red-headed French (and French Canadians). Viking/Celtic population influence is huge in Brittany.
 
2013-05-05 03:30:15 PM  
Amazing that a redhead's thoughts first turned to revenge.

/still worth it
 
2013-05-05 03:30:49 PM  
Montreal is teh cool
 
2013-05-05 03:30:50 PM  
PREPARE THE GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS!
 
2013-05-05 03:31:50 PM  
I'll be back to this thread later. Please don't disappoint me
 
2013-05-05 03:33:31 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-05-05 03:35:04 PM  
TFA: "A crimson tide engulfed..."

So all of their periods synced, too?
 
2013-05-05 03:37:31 PM  
Gathering outside?  Is that wise?
 
2013-05-05 03:40:50 PM  
"I got my magnum condoms and my wad of $100's, I'm ready to plow!"
 
2013-05-05 03:42:31 PM  
I would have sex with every single one of the girls in the photo. I would smash them until my dick fell off. I'd then reattach my dick and fark them all again.
 
2013-05-05 03:46:54 PM  
I'll have to come back later and see how this thread progresses.
 
2013-05-05 03:47:33 PM  
Weird. The event was open to all natural redheads, and yet not a single soul showed up.
 
2013-05-05 03:49:24 PM  
protias.com
 
2013-05-05 03:51:21 PM  

the_rhino: I would have sex with every single one of the girls in the photo. I would smash them until my dick fell off. I'd then reattach my dick and fark them all again.


Second from the right looks a little rough.


/yeah, I'm Studman.
 
2013-05-05 03:53:43 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'll be back to this thread later. Please don't disappoint me


I assume you want pictures of women you'd want to disappoint,

i43.tinypic.com

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-05 03:55:34 PM  
All the same in the dark
 
2013-05-05 03:58:35 PM  
I would have been glad to make sure they were all natural red heads via the tried and true carpet/drapes method
 
2013-05-05 03:59:36 PM  
DiA approved.
 
2013-05-05 04:02:01 PM  
i39.tinypic.com

Or, for all I know there could be women looking for redheads, too. So here's one for the sake of gender equality or some other nonsense.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-05 04:10:40 PM  
I predict this thread will be packed with posers, who aren't blessed with natural ginger goodness.
174.123.110.244
/was born with bright orange hair
//but... it's more blonde than red now. Sigh.
 
2013-05-05 04:14:45 PM  
Two of my favorite things: Redheads and Canadians! Ohhh mother of mercy!

/BIE?
 
2013-05-05 04:17:54 PM  
I miss Grable's Daughter having posting rights, she would have decorated this site by now.
 
2013-05-05 04:18:41 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: HaywoodJablonski: I'll be back to this thread later. Please don't disappoint me

I assume you want pictures of women you'd want to disappoint,


That's a good start
 
2013-05-05 04:25:17 PM  
Gingervitis thread
 
2013-05-05 04:29:42 PM  

steveGswine: Amazing that a redhead's thoughts first turned to revenge.

/still worth it


Damn straight they do!
Never mess with a redhead... we are very patient and can wait... for YEARS!
Muwahahaha!!!
However, treat us right and we'll do freaky things to your body that will haunt your dreams ;-)
 
2013-05-05 04:31:19 PM  
s22.postimg.org
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-05-05 04:32:53 PM  

GGracie: steveGswine: Amazing that a redhead's thoughts first turned to revenge.

/still worth it

Damn straight they do!
Never mess with a redhead... we are very patient and can wait... for YEARS!
Muwahahaha!!!
However, treat us right and we'll do freaky things to your body that will haunt your dreams ;-)


How YOU doin'??


...clean up on aisle me...
 
2013-05-05 04:53:31 PM  
i41.tinypic.comi40.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-05 05:06:42 PM  

GGracie: steveGswine: Amazing that a redhead's thoughts first turned to revenge.

/still worth it

Damn straight they do!
Never mess with a redhead... we are very patient and can wait... for YEARS!
Muwahahaha!!!
However, treat us right and we'll do freaky things to your body that will haunt your dreams ;-)


Um, wow. Do want.
 
2013-05-05 05:11:04 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Weird. The event was open to all natural redheads, and yet not a single soul showed up.


I see what you did there.

/Soulless redhead here.
 
2013-05-05 05:11:28 PM  
I've never understood all of the teasing and bullying that red heads received.  I've always thought that red heads were pretty cool (though Carrot Top rubs me the wrong way).
 
2013-05-05 05:14:42 PM  

trekkiecougar: I've never understood all of the teasing and bullying that red heads received.  I've always thought that red heads were pretty cool (though Carrot Top rubs me the wrong way).


It's just because we are different, and that's it.

/Haters gonna hate
 
2013-05-05 05:17:56 PM  
As we delve into yet another redhead thread, I would like to point out the keys to identifying the real reds.

1. FRECKLES.  A true red will have freckles.  I personally have dark freckles, not the splotchy ones.  I'm guessing I have upwards of a million freckles... always hoping that they will move together and make it look like I have a tan.

2. EYES.  A true red can have brown to gold to green to pale blue eyes.  I have hazel-green.  In any case, the eyes are always a little different than a non-redhead.  I like to call them "weird" :-)

3. PALE.  Even with lots and lots of freckles, the true red's base skin color is usually something between translucent and a quarter past dead.

4. PAIN.  Depending on which medical study you read we either have great pain tolerance or we're a bunch of pussies.  I gave birth to my daughter with a 14.5" head (12"-14" is normal) with no drugs, fed her, got up, took a shower, then watched the rest of the tonight show.  There have also been several studies that show reds need more anesthetic to put us under for surgery.  I take 65 to 70% nitrous oxide at the dentist and I can still have a drooling conversation.

5. SUNBLOCK.  Most people can get away with a 15 to 30 SPF sunblock.  Many reds, including myself, go straight for the 100 SPF and we still get more damn freckles.

6. PERSONALITY.  Redheads produce more tyrosine than other people.  We get the occasional high spikes of adrenaline.  We're freckled and frisky and feisty.
 
2013-05-05 05:19:51 PM  
th00.deviantart.net
 
2013-05-05 05:21:35 PM  
In my profile is a picture of a very cute redhead friend of mine.  She died one week ago during surgery.  She had just turned 24.  I'm going to miss that girl.
 
2013-05-05 05:24:43 PM  

GGracie: steveGswine: Amazing that a redhead's thoughts first turned to revenge.

/still worth it

Damn straight they do!
Never mess with a redhead... we are very patient and can wait... for YEARS!
Muwahahaha!!!
However, treat us right and we'll do freaky things to your body that will haunt your dreams ;-)


Hence the slashie.

GGracie: Redheads produce more tyrosine than other people.


Is that why they taste different?
 
2013-05-05 05:26:29 PM  

OgreMagi: In my profile is a picture of a very cute redhead friend of mine.  She died one week ago during surgery.  She had just turned 24.  I'm going to miss that girl.


Way to bring down the thread.

I haz a sad nap.
 
2013-05-05 05:27:11 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Weird. The event was open to all natural redheads, and yet not a single soul showed up.


Its a common misconception that gingers have no souls. We in fact gain a new freckle for every new sould we steal.
 
2013-05-05 05:27:16 PM  
static.tvtome.com

/just pre-empting the inevitable 'roided-out Carrot Top pic.
 
2013-05-05 05:28:51 PM  

OgreMagi: In my profile is a picture of a very cute redhead friend of mine.  She died one week ago during surgery.  She had just turned 24.  I'm going to miss that girl.


Aww, this thread has teh sad now.
 
2013-05-05 05:44:13 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: All the same in the dark


My friend, you have never been with a redhead.

A few tips for those of you willing to enter the dark with a redhead...

1. For a redhead, a padded head board is considered "safe sex".
2. If a redhead wants to be on top, regardless of your weight, they will flip you over.  I suggest a bite guard for what comes next.
3. Your bed will not be in the same position as when you began.  If you're lucky, it will still be in the house.
4. The Energizer Bunny originally had red fur.
5. If a redhead gets thirsty, they won't miss a drop.
 
2013-05-05 05:53:06 PM  

GGracie: 5. If a redhead gets thirsty, they won't miss a drop.


Wait, are we talking redheads or vampires here?
 
2013-05-05 05:53:36 PM  

GGracie: Clemkadidlefark: All the same in the dark

My friend, you have never been with a redhead.

A few tips for those of you willing to enter the dark with a redhead...

1. For a redhead, a padded head board is considered "safe sex".
2. If a redhead wants to be on top, regardless of your weight, they will flip you over.  I suggest a bite guard for what comes next.
3. Your bed will not be in the same position as when you began.  If you're lucky, it will still be in the house.
4. The Energizer Bunny originally had red fur.
5. If a redhead gets thirsty, they won't miss a drop.


I got here just in time, its far too perilous.
 
2013-05-05 05:59:53 PM  

Savage Belief: OgreMagi: In my profile is a picture of a very cute redhead friend of mine.  She died one week ago during surgery.  She had just turned 24.  I'm going to miss that girl.

Way to bring down the thread.

I haz a sad nap.


Oldiron_79: OgreMagi: In my profile is a picture of a very cute redhead friend of mine.  She died one week ago during surgery.  She had just turned 24.  I'm going to miss that girl.

Aww, this thread has teh sad now.


Sorry.  But at the moment I automatically think of her if the subject of "hot redhead" comes up.  Not just a hot redhead, she was a gamer chick hot redhead.

Here's a photo I took of her last hear.  Too large to embed.

http://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=0BwW0XUE6sWS-TDZ6Q1U3YU1HZ 00
 
2013-05-05 06:00:33 PM  
Oops, I should mention it is borderline NSFW.  Probably ok unless you have a puritan for a boss.
 
2013-05-05 06:06:43 PM  

OgreMagi: Oops, I should mention it is borderline NSFW.  Probably ok unless you have a puritan for a boss.


I'm not entirely comfortable admiring that picture and knowing that she's dead.
 
2013-05-05 06:12:40 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: OgreMagi: Oops, I should mention it is borderline NSFW.  Probably ok unless you have a puritan for a boss.

I'm not entirely comfortable admiring that picture and knowing that she's dead.


Is there a pedobear but for chicks who are dearly departed instead of too young?
 
2013-05-05 06:15:28 PM  

HotWingAgenda: I May Be Crazy But...: OgreMagi: Oops, I should mention it is borderline NSFW.  Probably ok unless you have a puritan for a boss.

I'm not entirely comfortable admiring that picture and knowing that she's dead.

Is there a pedobear but for chicks who are dearly departed instead of too young?


deadobear?
 
2013-05-05 06:29:42 PM  

HotWingAgenda: I May Be Crazy But...: OgreMagi: Oops, I should mention it is borderline NSFW.  Probably ok unless you have a puritan for a boss.

I'm not entirely comfortable admiring that picture and knowing that she's dead.

Is there a pedobear but for chicks who are dearly departed instead of too young?


It's not necrophilia until you start searching for the aquarium heat lamps.

www.tachtag.com
 
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