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(NASCAR)   Due to rain, NASCAR set the lineup for the Aaron's 499 at Talladega by who caught the best draft in practice. With more rain threatening to shorten the race, all will try to reach the front early. Expect fireworks and jet dryers. Live noon ET on Fox   (nascar.com) divider line 759
    More: Interesting, Talladega, NASCAR, edwards, qualifying, Sprint Cup  
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2013-05-05 11:08:27 AM  
Make with the idols, people. I don't want to see JJ within 50 laps of a victory. I want to see his engine blow up on the parade lap.

Since it's 'Dega and anything can happen, I want to see someone who's never won pull out an unlikely 30th-to-victory finish in the last 3 laps when it turns into the usual barfight. Mix it up a little, NASCAR!
 
2013-05-05 11:12:59 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Make with the idols, people. I don't want to see JJ within 50 laps of a victory. I want to see his engine blow up on the parade lap.

Since it's 'Dega and anything can happen, I want to see someone who's never won pull out an unlikely 30th-to-victory finish in the last 3 laps when it turns into the usual barfight. Mix it up a little, NASCAR!


That's not in the script.

Also, maybe NASCAR could use these whenever there's more than an ounce of water on the track:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-05 11:13:35 AM  
i44.tinypic.com
Just trying to do my part
 
2013-05-05 11:25:06 AM  

King Something: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Make with the idols, people. I don't want to see JJ within 50 laps of a victory. I want to see his engine blow up on the parade lap.

Since it's 'Dega and anything can happen, I want to see someone who's never won pull out an unlikely 30th-to-victory finish in the last 3 laps when it turns into the usual barfight. Mix it up a little, NASCAR!

That's not in the script.

Also, maybe NASCAR could use these whenever there's more than an ounce of water on the track:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 402x360]


Because if there's one thing I want to see, it's cars going 120 around 'dega and pitting every 2 laps because Goodyear's data shows the treads would tear off the cars by that point.

Actually... now that I think of it... that would be kinda amusing.
 
2013-05-05 11:49:00 AM  

Jensaarai: King Something: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Make with the idols, people. I don't want to see JJ within 50 laps of a victory. I want to see his engine blow up on the parade lap.

Since it's 'Dega and anything can happen, I want to see someone who's never won pull out an unlikely 30th-to-victory finish in the last 3 laps when it turns into the usual barfight. Mix it up a little, NASCAR!

That's not in the script.

Also, maybe NASCAR could use these whenever there's more than an ounce of water on the track:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 402x360]

Because if there's one thing I want to see, it's cars going 120 around 'dega and pitting every 2 laps because Goodyear's data shows the treads would tear off the cars by that point.

Actually... now that I think of it... that would be kinda amusing.


Didn't that whole debacle happen at the Brickyard a few years ago? When the tires were literally ripping off the cars every 10 laps or so?
 
2013-05-05 11:50:39 AM  

Professor Farksworth: Jensaarai: King Something: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Make with the idols, people. I don't want to see JJ within 50 laps of a victory. I want to see his engine blow up on the parade lap.

Since it's 'Dega and anything can happen, I want to see someone who's never won pull out an unlikely 30th-to-victory finish in the last 3 laps when it turns into the usual barfight. Mix it up a little, NASCAR!

That's not in the script.

Also, maybe NASCAR could use these whenever there's more than an ounce of water on the track:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 402x360]

Because if there's one thing I want to see, it's cars going 120 around 'dega and pitting every 2 laps because Goodyear's data shows the treads would tear off the cars by that point.

Actually... now that I think of it... that would be kinda amusing.

Didn't that whole debacle happen at the Brickyard a few years ago? When the tires were literally ripping off the cars every 10 laps or so?


Yep, because Goodyear tried a new formula that was just a tad bit too soft.
 
2013-05-05 11:53:19 AM  
BREAKING: NASCAR has announced they're moving everything up by about 12 minutes to beat some possible rain showers later in the afternoon.
 
2013-05-05 11:55:33 AM  

Professor Farksworth: BREAKING: NASCAR has announced they're moving everything up by about 12 minutes to beat some possible rain showers later in the afternoon.


That moves the green flag time to 12:50 PM EDT now, if my math is correct.
 
2013-05-05 12:03:01 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm


For the pace laps, they've painted a Notre Dame symbol on the track, just so AJ McCarron can drive right over them yet again.
 
2013-05-05 12:17:38 PM  
Orange Cone @TheOrangeConeThree Brazilians in #Indycar race. As far as I know, Danica is the only Brazilian in the field at Talladega
 
2013-05-05 12:20:16 PM  

King Something: Also, maybe NASCAR could use these whenever there's more than an ounce of water on the track:

3.bp.blogspot.com


They actually tried those at one point, but the cars are just too heavy.  They can't get any grip when the track is wet.
 
2013-05-05 12:22:10 PM  
Nascarcasm's idea of Cinco De Mayo -

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-05 12:23:02 PM  
go mikey
 
2013-05-05 12:28:29 PM  
From Hermie Sadler

@mw55 is one of the few that can drive an Auburn car, then an Alabama car, while being a Kentucky fan and not piss anyone off.
 
2013-05-05 12:32:50 PM  
Lee Spencer @CandiceSpencer
Here are the additional cable reinforcements at the gate

pbs.twimg.com

/hoping they won't be needed
 
2013-05-05 12:39:47 PM  
so Mikey makes poor Mark race Richmond but takes the ride for 'Dega?
 
2013-05-05 12:40:58 PM  
That was.... that was certainly a thing they broadcast on television.

Of course, so was a reality show they aired on a fringe channel called Halogen where one guy had to get from New York to an LA gallery and the other had to get from LA to a New York gallery and they had to use art pieces to pay for everything, and whoever made more money at the end of a month got all the money both of them had collected.

I preferred the latter.
 
2013-05-05 12:41:26 PM  

The Bestest: so Mikey makes poor Mark race Richmond but takes the ride for 'Dega?


I don't think Mark wants any plate races not named "The Daytona 500" anyways.
 
2013-05-05 12:42:02 PM  
Good day race fans! I've been away from the Idol for 4 days, so I have no idea what it's going to do.

*winces, throws main*
 
2013-05-05 12:47:33 PM  
@jeff_gluck
I've been thinking about whether I should really do this, but I'm gonna go for it. Your winner: Danica Patrick.
 
2013-05-05 12:48:20 PM  
Firing up MRN Radio. Sorry, can't take "FOX Presents: The Jimmie Johnson Show guest starring The Other 42 Drivers Not Named Jimmie Johnson." for 499 miles today.

Those who would like actual analysis of the race here's a handy link (note this is about 5-10 seconds ahead of the TV Broadcast, so I would advise muting the TV Broadcast)  http://www.motorracingnetwork.com/stream.html
 
2013-05-05 12:49:30 PM  
Her pacing on the anthem is weird.
 
2013-05-05 12:50:09 PM  
Stick to shilling cheap HLN crap, honey.

It's just horrible when they try to make it their own.
 
2013-05-05 12:50:27 PM  
Wow she just BUTCHERED the Anthem.

ATTENTION: OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT SOMETHING TO FREESTYLE. WE HAVE ONE WAY OF DOING IT, PLEASE KEEP TO THE PROGRAM YOU IDIOTS!!
 
2013-05-05 12:51:52 PM  
Nice tits, but that was not good Robin. She sang it like she never heard it before.
 
2013-05-05 12:52:03 PM  
Well!  That was pretty horrible!  Just sing the darn song lady, jeez

And hi everyone.  Looking forward to a great race  :)
 
2013-05-05 12:53:05 PM  

turbokat: Stick to shilling cheap HLN crap, honey.

It's just horrible when they try to make it their own.


She still makes my pants fit funny.
 
2013-05-05 12:53:19 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Firing up MRN Radio.


Will this be the race where turn 3 announcer Mike Bagley finally blows out a testicle?
 
2013-05-05 12:53:20 PM  
It's far too early for this.

West coast people problems.
 
2013-05-05 12:53:40 PM  
HLN.. what happens when People Magazine tries to pretend it's a news network
 
2013-05-05 12:54:22 PM  

crotchgrabber: It's far too early for this.

West coast people problems.


How are things on the west coast?
 
2013-05-05 12:54:40 PM  
ekmcc24 @ekmcc24

Anthem critique: Oh yeah. She sucked last year. This is not a plug for your album sales. Respect the anthem, @RobinMeade.
 
2013-05-05 12:55:39 PM  

good_2_go: Professor Farksworth: Firing up MRN Radio.

Will this be the race where turn 3 announcer Mike Bagley finally blows out a testicle?


I don't know who will bust one first, Bagman or Dave Moody, both have a habit of getting pretty excited. Plus nothing beats what Moody said yesterday during the GWC.

"Grandpa put your teeth in your pocket all the marbles are on the line..."
 
2013-05-05 12:55:42 PM  

kaduh: turbokat: Stick to shilling cheap HLN crap, honey.

It's just horrible when they try to make it their own.

She still makes my pants fit funny.


Oh, mine too. But she made me angry at the same time. And not in the kinky fun way.........
 
2013-05-05 12:55:59 PM  
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarry..
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrry...
 
2013-05-05 12:56:07 PM  
Jacques Debris @JacquesDebris

Please don't mess up the American National Anthem like that, Robin Meade. Ever again.

The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Robin Meade: you can't sing. Go home.
 
2013-05-05 12:58:03 PM  
So I shouldn't second guess myself? Is that what you're saying, Darrell?

Man, I don't know..........
 
2013-05-05 12:58:18 PM  
Denny looked like he was stepping into the ride a little gingerly
 
2013-05-05 12:58:19 PM  

DanZero: Jacques Debris @JacquesDebris

Please don't mess up the American National Anthem like that, Robin Meade. Ever again.

The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Robin Meade: you can't sing. Go home.


You just came right out and said it.
 
2013-05-05 12:58:19 PM  

turbokat: Good day race fans! I've been away from the Idol for 4 days, so I have no idea what it's going to do.

*winces, throws main*


I hope you are wearing the appropriate protective gear.  Wouldn't want to end up with radiation poisoning.
 
2013-05-05 12:58:30 PM  
@SiriusXMNASCAR
Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s channel will go live on Sirius 94 & XM 225 upon the conclusion of the Chelsea-Man U match.

/I expect the phones to be lit up on Monday with irate fans
 
2013-05-05 01:00:17 PM  

The Bestest: Denny looked like he was stepping into the ride a little gingerly


He's just going for a Sunday drive today until NASCAR throws the first commercial break flag, then he's getting out thru the roof hatch on pit road and letting Vickers earn him some points.
 
2013-05-05 01:01:01 PM  
48 fan - fark the haters.

I predict the big one around lap 15
 
2013-05-05 01:01:33 PM  
@nateryan
Chatter on some team radios about a "little bit of rain right on the edge" of Talladega Superspeedway.
 
2013-05-05 01:01:44 PM  
Biffle looks like he might have touch of the Downs. Like Peyton.
 
2013-05-05 01:01:50 PM  

catastrophe averted: turbokat: Good day race fans! I've been away from the Idol for 4 days, so I have no idea what it's going to do.

*winces, throws main*

I hope you are wearing the appropriate protective gear.  Wouldn't want to end up with radiation poisoning.


It's the gamma rays that worry me. Although Hulking out at work would be kinda fun.
 
2013-05-05 01:03:09 PM  
Your MRN Announcers For Today (in case you don't want to put up with the Three Stooges)
Booth/Frontstretch: Jeff Striegle, Barney Hall & Joe Moore
Turn 1 & 2: Dave Moody
Backstretch: Mike Bagley
Turn 3 & 4: Buddy Long
 
2013-05-05 01:03:50 PM  
The Catch Fence (or was it The Orange Cone) also found Denny's clearance to return to NASCAR

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-05 01:04:56 PM  
Nascarcasm also found a perfect ad placement

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-05 01:05:07 PM  
@dcaraviello
Gentlemen, start your amateur meteorology.
 
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