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(NHL)   Sunday, hockey Sunday, as the puck drops back to back to back to back. Isles/Pens (12:00), Wild/Hawks (3:00), Sens/Habs (7:00), and Sharks/Canucks (10:00). It's your Day 6 Stanley Cup Playoffs Discussion Thread   ( divider line
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2013-05-05 12:38:47 PM  
3 votes:
Q: How do you circumcise Sidney Crosby?
A: Kick Pierre McGuire in the jaw.
2013-05-05 10:12:21 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-05 09:55:21 PM  
2 votes:
Senators lead series 2-1.
2013-05-05 09:54:42 PM  
2 votes:

PowerSlacker: What do you call a hat trick where a guy also loses a tooth in the same game?

A crown?
2013-05-05 09:41:47 PM  
2 votes:
Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown
You all act like this is great, but think of the Sens' poor PA guy who's still going to be announcing penalties in an empty arena at 3 a.m.
2013-05-05 09:39:57 PM  
2 votes:
I can't help but think the game will end with just the two goalies playing a giant live-action version of Pong.
2013-05-05 09:37:54 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-05 09:22:45 PM  
2 votes:

RsquaredW: I see Ott-Habs is gonna be this year's Flyers-Pens.

Except that there aren't 16 goals in each game.  :-)
2013-05-05 04:19:07 PM  
2 votes:

FreakinB: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wow just saw replay of the PIT-NYI game. Nice dive Sid. BS call

I said when it happened that it wasn't a bad call, but the more I watch it the more questionable it becomes.

And if you analyze it in slow motion, frame by frame like the Zapruder film, you'll see that Sid's dive was just a False Flag operation perpetuated by the Reverse Vampires in order to invade Iceland for their sheep.
2013-05-05 01:17:32 PM  
2 votes:
ytterbium:  If anyone wants an unworn but washed youth medium (8-10) Pens hoodie, email me at my handle @ ultrafark and I'll send it on my dime. I'll donate it otherwise.

My evil twin suggests that you send it to an orphanage, in Philadelphia.
2013-05-05 12:53:57 PM  
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Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!!

(that rhymes, if you can't tell)

Dupuis from Crosby!
2013-05-05 12:48:13 PM  
2 votes:

sno man: Swiss win...   holy carp! Full Size
2013-05-06 12:15:09 AM  
1 vote:
El Camino Hospital sounds like a specialty car repair shop.
2013-05-06 12:14:07 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-06 12:09:00 AM  
1 vote:
Last 8 seconds = NSFW of lunch
2013-05-05 11:58:38 PM  
1 vote:
That intermission report needed Mugato saying, "Ovechkin.  He's so hot right now.  Ovechkin."
2013-05-05 11:50:34 PM  
1 vote:

sno man: Fubegra: Hire, even.

/i can count to potato

by two's?

by twobers
2013-05-05 11:36:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-05 10:21:00 PM  
1 vote:
I think I had some Sestitos as snack early today for Cinco de Mayo
2013-05-05 10:08:35 PM  
1 vote:
It's nice to get reminders of just how awesome the playoffs are.  Why do other sports even exist?
2013-05-05 10:08:14 PM  
1 vote:
cyberbenali:I prefer my scotch named after my fiancé. This is what I am drinking   Link

Your fiance is James Buchanan?
2013-05-05 10:04:54 PM  
1 vote:

animesucks: [ image 400x624]

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2013-05-05 10:04:31 PM  
1 vote:

cyberbenali: I prefer my scotch named after my fiancé.


/sorry, couldn't resist
2013-05-05 10:03:33 PM  
1 vote:

buckeyebrain: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

How long did it take Ohio State to send you a scholarship offer, a week?

For those of you who want to watch something less violent than this game, "Starship Troopers" is on G4.  They just dropped on Klendathu
2013-05-05 10:01:08 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: buckeyebrain: Swoop1809: Think Subban gets suspended for continuing to throw punches while his man was on the ground? I hope Shannahan doesn't have plans for golf tomorrow

I think he might. The throwing of shots in that situation are outside of The Code.  And, yep, I expect several Shanabans.

i don't. You're allowed to fight

Fight, sure.  But cheap shots after the fact?  But then, you never know where the NHL Wheel of Justice is going to land.
2013-05-05 09:59:36 PM  
1 vote:
Can they rest for 20 minutes and play game 4? Pretty please.
2013-05-05 09:59:13 PM  
1 vote:

buckeyebrain: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

And the Habs never recruited you??

Sorry, couldn't resist.
2013-05-05 09:59:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-05 09:57:53 PM  
1 vote:
During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
2013-05-05 09:54:17 PM  
1 vote:
time to break vancouver's spirit tonight
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2013-05-05 09:54:02 PM  
1 vote:

PowerSlacker: What do you call a hat trick where a guy also loses a tooth in the same game?

its like the exact opposite of The Jake
2013-05-05 09:51:47 PM  
1 vote:

PowerSlacker: Not sure how my liver is going to make it for three more hours.

Because it's the playoffs.
2013-05-05 09:49:17 PM  
1 vote:
Nice sucker-punch by Gallagher.  Conacher's face  is not a watermelon!
2013-05-05 09:46:45 PM  
1 vote:
Not playing "I am the Walrus" while Prust got sent to the penalty box was a big oversight by the Sens game-day entertainment crew.

- Ian Mendes (@ian_mendes) May 6, 2013
2013-05-05 09:43:46 PM  
1 vote:

KarlMaldensNose: Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown
You all act like this is great, but think of the Sens' poor PA guy who's still going to be announcing penalties in an empty arena at 3 a.m.

In English AND French!
2013-05-05 09:36:06 PM  
1 vote:

Recoil Therapy: It's an absolute meltdown

Completely awesome

CBC annoncers: "the hapless Canadiens, we have to call them now"
2013-05-05 09:34:56 PM  
1 vote:

Donnchadha: Ole chant? What is this? Soccer?

The Habs fans do the ole chant thing in Montreal, when the outcome is done in favour of the home team, the Sens fans are doing it ironically...
2013-05-05 09:34:50 PM  
1 vote:

vegaswench: paj: Not including the most recent penalties:

07:04 Ottawa Jared Cowen Fighting Penalty
07:04 Montreal Francis Bouillon Fighting Penalty
07:04 Ottawa Zack Smith Fighting Penalty
07:04 Ottawa Chris Neil Fighting Penalty
07:04 Montreal Travis Moen Fighting Penalty
07:04 Ottawa Chris Phillips Fighting Penalty
07:04 Montreal Jarred Tinordi Fighting Penalty
07:04 Ottawa Matt Kassian Fighting Penalty
07:04 Montreal Francis Bouillon Game Misconduct Penalty
07:04 Montreal Colby Armstrong Fighting Penalty
07:04 Montreal Ryan White Slashing Penalty
07:04 Montreal Ryan White Fighting Penalty
07:04 Montreal Ryan White Misconduct Penalty

Holy crap!  The poor scorekeeper's gonna get carpal tunnel!

That's why the invented the copy function.
2013-05-05 09:33:30 PM  
1 vote:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL another Habs penalty!
2013-05-05 09:30:28 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-05 09:29:55 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: 5-1 with 10 + minutes left. We'll have more fghts

Are you a wizard?
2013-05-05 09:26:26 PM  
1 vote:
When you have to have a printout with all the penalties on it .. that's old time hockey.
2013-05-05 09:25:41 PM  
1 vote:

Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goon: Michel Therrien is NOT amused.

He's only happy when he has blades in his hands.

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2013-05-05 09:21:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-05 09:21:20 PM  
1 vote:
I see Ott-Habs is gonna be this year's Flyers-Pens.
2013-05-05 09:20:45 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-05 08:41:25 PM  
1 vote:

irishman4: Also, would be remissed if I didn't wish everyone a happy cinco de mayo

Hope my image isnt stripped this time

/shakes fist

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2013-05-05 08:34:53 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-05 08:19:31 PM  
1 vote:
goal and a 4 min high stick on Suban.... [McDonalds music]  I'm lovin' it

/2 for the goal
2013-05-05 07:51:35 PM  
1 vote:

vegaswench: andychrist420: Also, they just hooked up a pain killer to my IV, so my spelling might start to suffer more than usual.  Just pretend I'm drunk.

Mas tequila!  Also, you are my hero for posting this much while in the hospital.

Well, it's not like there's much else to do in thr hospital.  Plus, it's the farking Cup.

Sometimes I stop blood clots with my lungs.  Because it's the playoffs.
2013-05-05 07:18:54 PM  
1 vote:

vegaswench: andychrist420: vegaswench: Silvara: I'm sure your team has only another year or two before they're going to be in the playoffs and whip their way through to a Cup ;)

I have called 2015 as the year the Oilers win the Cup since 2009.  I figured if I called it far enough away, no one would remember if I was wrong.

I called 2006 through 2012 as the Sharks year to win the cuo.  I suck at predictions.

If I keep saying it every year, I'll be bound to be right eventually.

Wow, this game is chippy.  I love it.

Canadians are violent people
2013-05-05 07:03:17 PM  
1 vote:
Applicator gets a 2-game Shanaban.
2013-05-05 06:17:21 PM  
1 vote:

I want tell him, "Good luck. We're all counting on you."
2013-05-05 05:39:26 PM  
1 vote:
Where were these refs who can't count in the 2009 NFC championship game?
2013-05-05 03:35:46 PM  
1 vote:

ytterbium: Frozen_Puck: ytterbium: Nice hit by Meatball Enthusiast on Parise.

Who's the Meatball Enthusiast?

Hjarmalsson. There's a funny screencap of him floating around with that as a news caption.

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2013-05-05 03:14:26 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Absolute bullshiat penalty, that ref won't be doing the next round.

Keep whining, my friend. Keep whining.
2013-05-05 03:11:30 PM  
1 vote:
Pens PP... uh oh
2013-05-05 02:40:36 PM  
1 vote:
Marc-André Fleury: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
2013-05-05 02:34:20 PM  
1 vote:

Jubeebee: So that collision involved a sideways knee, someone's head bouncing off the ice, and no injuries. That's pretty fortunate.

The ice at the Nassau Coliseum is actually made of a space-age polymer.
2013-05-05 02:33:48 PM  
1 vote:
I told you Milbury
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I farking told you.
2013-05-05 02:27:02 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry I'm late, house work.

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The Official Fark NHL Playoff Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
2013-05-05 02:02:41 PM  
1 vote:

PowerSlacker: Have the Isles ripped the captaincy from Streit yet?

Are you asking if they've kicked Streit...


... to the curb?
2013-05-05 01:54:56 PM  
1 vote:
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No lead is safe, Milbury.
2013-05-05 01:52:17 PM  
1 vote:

Inchoate: "You end up using your hands one two many times"? ...and then what happens, you sign Semin to a contract?

good effort
2013-05-05 01:29:49 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: OMG Crosby is the best player ever! He passed it to a wide-open guy in front of the net! No player could have accomplished such a feat of sports!

I remember in 2008, when the Wings won against the Penguins, during some game of the finals there was a pass which Crosby did basically bringing the puck out of his own zone and to someone up ice coming out on a line change, and the ridiculous way the announcer praised him for this was over-the-top to the point I am positive what I remember is a caricature. There was some description about the poise with which Crosby passed the puck to somehow reinvigorate his team, showing the endurance of Crosby amidst a long (slightly over a minute) shift to kill off a penalty.
2013-05-05 01:10:55 PM  
1 vote:

Donnchadha: andychrist420: I might be able to go home on Wednesday.  Of course when a doctor says "might" it usually means he's full of shiat.  I'll still need 6 months of meds, but I'd rather be taking them at home.  Plus, my TV is much larger and there is beer.

C'mon Isles

The doctor says "might", your insurance says "How bout Tuesday?"

Do the meds mix well with beer?

Everything is better with beer.
2013-05-05 01:10:14 PM  
1 vote:
go sharks!
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2013-05-05 01:03:43 PM  
1 vote:

FreakinB: You know who I as an Islanders fan do not want to hear from, ever? Mike Milbury. TV's on mute.

This is my favorite story about Milbury ever, especially the interview with Byers at 41 seconds -- "Why am I a 'goon'? Yeah, I got 800 penalty minutes, but I got two goals this season too!"
2013-05-05 01:00:17 PM  
1 vote:
You know who I as an Islanders fan do not want to hear from, ever? Mike Milbury. TV's on mute.
2013-05-05 12:56:23 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, I turned on this game, saw the Islanders up 2-0, and smiled to myself.  The Pens looked at me, said "Oh yeah, OZA?" and just like that the Islanders are behind.

/Pulling for the underdogs this year
//Prepared for disappointment
2013-05-05 12:54:05 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, that crosby guy sure is terrible.
2013-05-05 12:51:58 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Donnchadha: know this is your thing and all, but do you think you can tone down the biatching about how Pens fans biatch? If you'll note there's not really a whole lot of Pens fans biatching here -- just your strawman.

fark the Penguins, their fans and that whiny biatch, Crosby. Of course there are no Penguins fans here now talking shiat, they do all smack talking when the Wings are

Hey, as sublimely delicious as it was to win the Cup in the Joe, I for one kinda like the Wings. They make great Honorable Rivals and, unlike you, are classy.
2013-05-05 12:49:40 PM  
1 vote:
It's okay, Fleury could always continue filling his pantaloons.
2013-05-05 12:47:28 PM  
1 vote:
Can't decide whether it's the Penguins decided to start playing or whether the Isles decided to stop playing
2013-05-05 12:45:30 PM  
1 vote:
::never ending stream of obscenities::
2013-05-05 12:40:36 PM  
1 vote:

buckeyebrain: Q: How do you circumcise Sidney Crosby?
A: Kick Pierre McGuire in the jaw.

Somebody jealous that he's not Pierre McGuire?
2013-05-05 12:40:24 PM  
1 vote:
if you have THE AUDACITY to use the word 'audacity' to reach your target demographic, theres a problem in your marketing department.

also, isles coach almost is wearing a devil lock.  that is long island as fark.
2013-05-05 12:36:05 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Suck it Crosby

Jealousy is a biatch, isn't it...
2013-05-05 12:18:40 PM  
1 vote:

andychrist420: Good to be back.  Started coughing up blood before the Sharks game on Friday.  Ended up in the ER with pneumonia and blood clots in my lungs.  Typing this from the ICU. Probably won't be too active, farking doctors and nurses won't leave you alone.  But I'll be checking in, cuz it's the playoffs.  Go Isles and Sharks.

This is fark hockey were even the posters are tougher than most other athletes!
2013-05-05 11:08:35 AM  
1 vote:
We're all Islander fans today.
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