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(TMZ)   Nine years after they first met, Honey Boo Boo's parents are finally getting married   (tmz.com) divider line 38
    More: Sappy, Honey Boo Boo, Sugar Bear, hot pink, TMZ  
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2013-05-05 11:44:32 AM
First item on the wedding registry listed as 'Solo and the Wookie'
 
2013-05-05 12:05:26 PM

HighlanderRPI: First item on the wedding registry listed as 'Solo and the Wookie'


i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-05 12:22:05 PM
Over, signed, sealed and delivered in f*cking one.
 
2013-05-05 12:55:52 PM
All I know is I don't want to see another headline with the words "Honey Boo-Boo" in it unless it also includes the phrase "torn apart by rabid badgers".
 
2013-05-05 01:18:55 PM

HighlanderRPI: First item on the wedding registry listed as 'Solo and the Wookie'


Thread over.
 
2013-05-05 01:40:02 PM
No doubt at the urging of the network so they can make money off the shower episode (wedding shower, you disgusting pervert), ridiculous bachelor party, wedding episode, etc.

/DRTFA
 
2013-05-05 02:53:18 PM
Not wanting to be upstaged by Northstar, Toad and the Blob are finally getting married.
 
2013-05-05 02:55:00 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: No doubt at the urging of the network so they can make money off the shower episode (wedding shower, you disgusting pervert), ridiculous bachelor party, wedding episode, etc.

/DRTFA


...which we'll now call the Kardashian effect. They will then divorce after a couple of months, have a very public custody battle, and Honey Boo-Boo will become the property of her mother. I'm calling it now.
 
2013-05-05 02:55:16 PM
Is the "Sappy" tag for what's underneath all dem neck rolls on Mama June? D:
 
2013-05-05 02:57:37 PM

jake_lex: All I know is I don't want to see another headline with the words "Honey Boo-Boo" in it unless it also includes the phrase "torn apart by rabid badgers".


I don't have a problem with HBB. It's not her fault she was raised by inbred hicks. Hopefully her mom with have a heart attack after eating her father, and then she can be raised by people that didn't pick up dates at family reunions.
 
2013-05-05 03:09:07 PM
Not a fan.  That show is too hard to fap to.
 
2013-05-05 03:13:23 PM
Dear Mike,

You have our deepest sympathy.

Sincerely,
Fark.com
 
2013-05-05 03:30:13 PM

HighlanderRPI: First item on the wedding registry listed as 'Solo and the Wookie'


What does this mean? You're not calling them 'Solo and Wookie' you saying they want someone to buy them 'Solo and the Wookie'.

And explanation would help. Thanks.
 
2013-05-05 03:38:11 PM

douchebag/hater: HighlanderRPI: First item on the wedding registry listed as 'Solo and the Wookie'

What does this mean? You're not calling them 'Solo and Wookie' you saying they want someone to buy them 'Solo and the Wookie'.

And explanation would help. Thanks.


Not sure if joking or never seen Return of the Jedi.
 
2013-05-05 03:45:56 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: jake_lex: All I know is I don't want to see another headline with the words "Honey Boo-Boo" in it unless it also includes the phrase "torn apart by rabid badgers".

I don't have a problem with HBB. It's not her fault she was raised by inbred hicks. Hopefully her mom with have a heart attack after eating her father, and then she can be raised by people that didn't pick up dates at family reunions.


You know, I'm kind slow, so this only just occurred to me:  Doesn't HBB's mom remind you of Rusty's mom on "Squidbillies"?
 
2013-05-05 03:47:12 PM

Karl LaFong: Dear Mike,

You have our deepest sympathy.

Sincerely,
Fark.com


He was already a dead man inside. Why not seal the deal.

FTFA: "FYI -- Mama (real name June Shannon) and Sugar Bear (real name Mike Thompson) met in an online chat room 9 years ago ... hit it off, shacked up, popped out a now-famous kid -- Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson."

And that is what ya get for hanging out in alt.sex.plumpers.
 
2013-05-05 03:51:18 PM
One of the absolute highlights of my adult life was getting to ask my boss for a couple of extra days off on the 4th one year.  In order to see my parents get married.  For the second time.  I lol at Dad every time I see him.
 
2013-05-05 03:54:23 PM
Wait a second, don't they have like a 14 year old? How the hell did they only meet 9 years ago?
 
2013-05-05 03:56:21 PM

Xanadone: You know, I'm kind slow, so this only just occurred to me:  Doesn't HBB's mom remind you of Rusty's mom on "Squidbillies"?


Her name is Krystal.   She has a bottomless thirst.  And, don't you ever forget it.
 
2013-05-05 04:00:33 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wait a second, don't they have like a 14 year old? How the hell did they only meet 9 years ago?


More than one man found that thing attractive enough to fark.
 
2013-05-05 04:23:52 PM

Msol: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wait a second, don't they have like a 14 year old? How the hell did they only meet 9 years ago?

More than one man found that thing attractive enough to fark.


She probably just couldn't shed the baby weight after the first one.

/If you call 160 extra pounds of bacon 'baby weight'
 
2013-05-05 04:33:11 PM

LiquidTester: Not a fan.  That show is too hard to fap to.


But not impossible.
 
2013-05-05 04:36:55 PM

Msol: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wait a second, don't they have like a 14 year old? How the hell did they only meet 9 years ago?

More than one man found that thing attractive enough to fark.


All four of her kids have different fathers, and she can only identify three of them.
 
2013-05-05 04:41:38 PM
Some men pay a high price just to say they're not single.
 
2013-05-05 04:44:38 PM
 
2013-05-05 04:45:42 PM
Omar the tent maker will be pleased when he finds this out!
 
2013-05-05 04:53:17 PM
It's a true love story--like Hansel & Gretel!!!
 
2013-05-05 04:58:56 PM
TappingTheVein: Mandatory reading.

After reading that, my inner-Fascist just woke up. Maybe we do need things like Eugenic Laws....
 
2013-05-05 05:03:05 PM
The absolute best thing to come from Honey boo boo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H1qSSv00Co
 
2013-05-05 05:23:44 PM

lasercannon: Msol: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wait a second, don't they have like a 14 year old? How the hell did they only meet 9 years ago?

More than one man found that thing attractive enough to fark.

All four of her kids have different fathers, and she can only identify find three of them.


FTFY
 
2013-05-05 06:04:31 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: No doubt at the urging of the network so they can make money off the shower episode (wedding shower, you disgusting pervert), ridiculous bachelor party, wedding episode, etc.

/DRTFA


I think it's more like a wedding rag on a stick.
 
2013-05-05 06:19:16 PM

Msol: More than one man found that thing attractive was drunk and desperate enough to fark.


FTFY.
 
2013-05-05 06:56:15 PM
So the little bastard really is a little bastard?
 
2013-05-05 11:19:48 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: TappingTheVein: Mandatory reading.

After reading that, my inner-Fascist just woke up. Maybe we do need things like Eugenic Laws....


oh, the sooner the better. seriously. 'won't someone think of the children' is applied to all the wrong things.
 
2013-05-06 01:17:20 AM

Trollin4Colon: The absolute best thing to come from Honey boo boo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H1qSSv00Co



That was brilliant! Cheers fur gittin' me gigglin' like a little piggy!
 
2013-05-06 02:28:25 AM
The bride couldn't wear white for fear of being harpooned by Captain Ahab.
 
2013-05-06 03:28:24 AM

jm105: The bride couldn't wear white for fear of being harpooned by Captain Ahab.


Very strong.
 
2013-05-06 01:50:09 PM

Hoopy Frood: So the little bastard really is a little bastard?


Not anymore!
 
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