"The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco De Mayo"
Hey, maybe your kids are too old and no longer believe in El Chupacabra, but please don't ruin it for other people's children. I still have younger nieces and nephews who believe in the great tradition.
It is going to be sad when the last of them outgrows their belief. No more trips to the carnicería looking for just the right goat carcass to leave under the Cinco De Mayo tree, no more setting up the Alamo diorama...They grow up so fast, you know? Please, let me enjoy the little time I have left without destroying their belief.
Tiberius Gracchus: Wait - then who does bring us presents on Cinco de Mayo?
Msol: I just want to add that Hader's James Carville is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
sirrerun: Peaking at ladies' butts is not a background check.Say whut?
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