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(Entertainment Weekly)   A look at all of the Fox and Friends corrections from last night's SNL. "The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco De Mayo"   (popwatch.ew.com) divider line 34
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2013-05-05 01:30:58 PM  
That's awesome. It almost reads like a lost Mitch Hedberg set. My favorites:

Kanye West is not an African American vacation destination.

The Memphis Grizzlies are not a gay blues band.

Peaking at ladies' butts is not a background check.

Bangladesh is not an 80s metal band.

Anytime minutes don't let you call the future.
 
2013-05-05 01:33:47 PM  
After all that's happened in the news the last few weeks, they don't skewer CNN? Really?
 
2013-05-05 01:40:30 PM  

limboslam: After all that's happened in the news the last few weeks, they don't skewer CNN? Really?


They have a Situation Room skit they do from time to time as well. Fox just provides the most low hanging fruit.
 
2013-05-05 01:41:29 PM  
4 and 3 aren't basically the same thing.

Hilarious and sad at the same time.

/Pi is exactly 3!
 
2013-05-05 01:41:41 PM  
*predictable comment on how the average Fox viewer needed those clarifications*

/just because it's predictable doesn't mean it isn't true
 
2013-05-05 01:44:31 PM  
I just want to add that Hader's James Carville is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
 
2013-05-05 01:45:11 PM  
So, why not just fill it in with real items that needed corrections?  Just takes a little bit more research, would still be funny, and because it's actually true, would make F&F an even sadder "news" show.
 
2013-05-05 01:48:45 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Anytime minutes don't let you call the future.


Mine do.
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2013-05-05 01:56:00 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: That's awesome. It almost reads like a lost Mitch Hedberg set. My favorites:



You might have just changed how I read those forever.
 
2013-05-05 01:56:41 PM  
Wait - then who does bring us presents on Cinco de Mayo?
 
2013-05-05 02:00:59 PM  
My favorite was:

Rice and beans are edible. Ricin beans are not.
 
2013-05-05 02:13:08 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Wait - then who does bring us presents on Cinco de Mayo?


The Hangover Fairy?
 
2013-05-05 02:22:09 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Wait - then who does bring us presents on Cinco de Mayo?


The rotting carcass of Benito Juarez.
 
2013-05-05 02:36:00 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Wait - then who does bring us presents on Cinco de Mayo?


I'm betting it's the World's Most Interesting Man from the Dos XXs commercials.... he always tells us to "Stay thirsty my friends"
 
2013-05-05 02:36:55 PM  
Simpsons Did It.
 
2013-05-05 02:42:45 PM  
Peaking at ladies' butts is not a background check.

Say whut?
 
2013-05-05 02:55:04 PM  

sirrerun: Peaking at ladies' butts is not a background check.

Say whut?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-05 02:56:41 PM  
Plan B birth control is not masturbating.

Should not be on the list
 
2013-05-05 02:59:07 PM  
I died at "Croquettes are not female crocodiles."
 
2013-05-05 03:19:27 PM  
In the the opening monologue I could swear Zach said "lay down some (farking) beats" when making the joke about ordering beet salad...
 
2013-05-05 03:33:23 PM  

mark12A: In the the opening monologue I could swear Zach said "lay down some (farking) beats" when making the joke about ordering beet salad...


Funky.
 
2013-05-05 03:52:59 PM  

Msol: I just want to add that Hader's James Carville is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.


The first time he showed up was even funnier.  Wait for the crocodile line.
 
2013-05-05 05:03:15 PM  
Zach Braff is not the sound a trumpet makes.
 
2013-05-05 05:26:54 PM  

"The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco De Mayo"

Hey, maybe your kids are too old and no longer believe in El Chupacabra, but please don't ruin it for other people's children. I still have younger nieces and nephews who believe in the great tradition.

It is going to be sad when the last of them outgrows their belief. No more trips to the carnicería looking for just the right goat carcass to leave under the Cinco De Mayo tree, no more setting up the Alamo diorama...

They grow up so fast, you know? Please, let me enjoy the little time I have left without destroying their belief.

 
2013-05-05 05:40:40 PM  

arasmin: Incorrigible Astronaut: Anytime minutes don't let you call the future.

Mine do.
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So do his:

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2013-05-05 06:01:19 PM  

Lsherm: Msol: I just want to add that Hader's James Carville is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

The first time he showed up was even funnier.  Wait for the crocodile line.


Okay, that's awesome.
 
2013-05-05 08:47:32 PM  

fusillade762: arasmin: Incorrigible Astronaut: Anytime minutes don't let you call the future.

Mine do.
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So do his:

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John had it coming..
 
2013-05-05 08:53:43 PM  
I really wonder how Bill O'Reilly feels about Cinco de Mayo, a celebration of Mexicans b*tchslapping the French. That's got to be conflicting on a... aw hell, who am I kidding? Like most Americans, he probably has no clue what it's really about and thinks it commemorates the invention of the margarita or something. (Which, uh... I guess it kinda does really. Is it weird that Jimmy Buffet has become the semi-official mascot of a Mexican patriotic holiday?)
 
2013-05-05 09:13:24 PM  

fusillade762: arasmin: Incorrigible Astronaut: Anytime minutes don't let you call the future.

Mine do.
[banehuntress.co.uk image 618x361]

So do his:


Is there money under that bratwurst?

Ok that didn't work.
 
2013-05-06 11:34:39 AM  

EdgeRunner: I really wonder how Bill O'Reilly feels about Cinco de Mayo, a celebration of Mexicans b*tchslapping the French. That's got to be conflicting on a... aw hell, who am I kidding? Like most Americans, he probably has no clue what it's really about and thinks it commemorates the invention of the margarita or something. (Which, uh... I guess it kinda does really. Is it weird that Jimmy Buffet has become the semi-official mascot of a Mexican patriotic holiday?)


Considering that Mexican don't celebrate it, it seems entirely fitting.
 
2013-05-06 12:14:50 PM  
The California wildfires are not a soccer team. - but they should be

A French press is not lifting weights with your tongue out.  - good one
 
2013-05-06 12:52:11 PM  

Knobbs: EdgeRunner: I really wonder how Bill O'Reilly feels about Cinco de Mayo, a celebration of Mexicans b*tchslapping the French. That's got to be conflicting on a... aw hell, who am I kidding? Like most Americans, he probably has no clue what it's really about and thinks it commemorates the invention of the margarita or something. (Which, uh... I guess it kinda does really. Is it weird that Jimmy Buffet has become the semi-official mascot of a Mexican patriotic holiday?)

Considering that Mexican don't celebrate it, it seems entirely fitting.


I don't know where you live, but the ones here in Florida celebrate the fark out of it. I heard enough Mariachi last night to last me till next May.
 
2013-05-06 01:22:00 PM  
Here are some more from when they did the skit a couple of months ago:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/backstage/backstage/fox-frien ds -corrections-4/
                                                   (You can roll back the last digit to see the older ones ^)

The "T" in BLT does not stand for "terrorism."
 
2013-05-06 06:49:04 PM  
Considering that Mexican don't celebrate it, it seems entirely fitting.

I don't know where you live, but the ones here in Florida celebrate the fark out of it. I heard enough Mariachi last night to last me till next May.


Last I heard, Florida is not a part of Mexico.  May 1st and 10th are way more celebrated than cinco de Mayo.  By that, I mean people just get the day off from school/work.
 
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