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(YouTube)   The fastest way to open a case of beer. German engineering at its finest   (youtube.com) divider line 22
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2013-05-05 07:54:13 AM
was fast - glad they skipped the 20 mins it took to line up all the bottles
 
2013-05-05 08:37:20 AM
european distributors case.... the bottles come that way ;)

I want one!
 
2013-05-05 09:07:21 AM
I love the immediate disappointment when they realize it didn't open all of them, hah!
 
2013-05-05 09:07:43 AM
If by finest you mean four of the bottles weren't opened.
 
2013-05-05 09:32:45 AM
I know some barkeeps who can do it faster.
 
2013-05-05 11:10:48 AM
Nothing better than a rack of tasty German beer.
 
2013-05-05 11:28:39 AM
Awesome, I need one of these at work.
 
2013-05-05 11:36:46 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Nothing better than a rack of tasty German beer.


How about tasty German racks and beer?



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2013-05-05 11:46:30 AM
give the 24 bottles to 24 people and say NOW.
 
2013-05-05 12:33:54 PM
I am dissapoint.
 
2013-05-05 01:26:30 PM
Have they never heard of valets?
 
2013-05-05 02:46:19 PM
The fastest way to open beer is to use an opener that works. Unfortunately, most don't. Church-key openers that require you to hook the cap and then pull up often fail on the first go, bending the cap slightly. They aren't ergonomically designed either, forcing your wrist and arm to go through an uncomfortable motion.

Over-the-top openers are fast, never fail, and easy to use. Why this design appears to have died out in the '20s I have no idea. Do yourself a favor, and find one on eBay.

i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-05 03:09:02 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: The fastest way to open beer is to use an opener that works. Unfortunately, most don't. Church-key openers that require you to hook the cap and then pull up often fail on the first go, bending the cap slightly. They aren't ergonomically designed either, forcing your wrist and arm to go through an uncomfortable motion.

Over-the-top openers are fast, never fail, and easy to use. Why this design appears to have died out in the '20s I have no idea. Do yourself a favor, and find one on eBay.

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That was easy to find
 
2013-05-05 04:22:52 PM
Das ist fantastisch.
 
2013-05-05 05:57:32 PM

meerkat: Popcorn Johnny: Nothing better than a rack of tasty German beer.

How about tasty German racks and beer?

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Came for German slingshot guy.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-05-05 10:30:27 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: The fastest way to open beer is to use an opener that works. Unfortunately, most don't. Church-key openers that require you to hook the cap and then pull up often fail on the first go, bending the cap slightly. They aren't ergonomically designed either, forcing your wrist and arm to go through an uncomfortable motion.

Over-the-top openers are fast, never fail, and easy to use. Why this design appears to have died out in the '20s I have no idea. Do yourself a favor, and find one on eBay.

[i44.tinypic.com image 500x375]


Or just buy beer with twist-offs.
 
2013-05-06 01:00:04 AM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Prank Call of Cthulhu: The fastest way to open beer is to use an opener that works. Unfortunately, most don't. Church-key openers that require you to hook the cap and then pull up often fail on the first go, bending the cap slightly. They aren't ergonomically designed either, forcing your wrist and arm to go through an uncomfortable motion.

Over-the-top openers are fast, never fail, and easy to use. Why this design appears to have died out in the '20s I have no idea. Do yourself a favor, and find one on eBay.

[i44.tinypic.com image 500x375]

Or just buy beer with twist-offs.


If that's not an oxymoron, I don't know what is.
 
2013-05-06 01:44:00 AM
Is it possible that it actually it did open all of the caps and they just settled back on to the tops of the bottles?

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2013-05-06 02:12:31 AM

meerkat: Popcorn Johnny: Nothing better than a rack of tasty German beer.

How about tasty German racks and beer?

[oneping.net image 550x684]


It's Psycho Spaten Girl!
 
2013-05-06 04:51:36 AM

meerkat: Popcorn Johnny: Nothing better than a rack of tasty German beer.

How about tasty German racks and beer?

[oneping.net image 550x684]

[oneping.net image 600x800]

[oneping.net image 575x543]

[oneping.net image 672x1047]


I'll drink to that!
 
2013-05-06 06:07:40 AM

SurelyShirley: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Prank Call of Cthulhu: The fastest way to open beer is to use an opener that works. Unfortunately, most don't. Church-key openers that require you to hook the cap and then pull up often fail on the first go, bending the cap slightly. They aren't ergonomically designed either, forcing your wrist and arm to go through an uncomfortable motion.

Over-the-top openers are fast, never fail, and easy to use. Why this design appears to have died out in the '20s I have no idea. Do yourself a favor, and find one on eBay.

[i44.tinypic.com image 500x375]

Or just buy beer with twist-offs.

If that's not an oxymoron, I don't know what is.


Really?  You're going to be a beer snob about the CAP?
 
2013-05-06 10:03:14 AM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: SurelyShirley: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Prank Call of Cthulhu: The fastest way to open beer is to use an opener that works. Unfortunately, most don't. Church-key openers that require you to hook the cap and then pull up often fail on the first go, bending the cap slightly. They aren't ergonomically designed either, forcing your wrist and arm to go through an uncomfortable motion.

Over-the-top openers are fast, never fail, and easy to use. Why this design appears to have died out in the '20s I have no idea. Do yourself a favor, and find one on eBay.

[i44.tinypic.com image 500x375]

Or just buy beer with twist-offs.

If that's not an oxymoron, I don't know what is.

Really?  You're going to be a beer snob about the CAP?


Because it's so much worse than being a beer snob about the bottle opener?
 
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