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(Bangor Daily News)   Maine man arrested after assaulting Stormtrooper, Ghostbuster. He ain't afraid of no Force   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 17
    More: Dumbass, Free Comic Book Day, Maine, no-force, State Street  
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2013-05-05 08:49:14 AM  
"He was taunting and challenging police officers and then he got Tased,"

gnews.com
 
2013-05-05 09:04:48 AM  

skinink: "He was taunting and challenging police officers and then he got Tased,"

[gnews.com image 545x281]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-05 10:03:09 AM  
Awesome headline. Well done.
 
2013-05-05 01:12:45 PM  
Feel the Force, a-hole...
 
2013-05-05 01:13:08 PM  
Are they SURE it was a Stormtrooper? Did they check the blastpoints?
 
2013-05-05 01:16:31 PM  
Did anybody check out the headline underneath this article?
"We caught our landlord having sex with the dog, should we move out?"
 
2013-05-05 01:22:10 PM  

Astorix: Did anybody check out the headline underneath this article?
"We caught our landlord having sex with the dog, should we move out?"


I think it originates from one of those fake Dear Prudence posts, pretty sure I remember seeing it on fark a month or so ago.
 
2013-05-05 01:23:42 PM  
FTFA: "Out of nowhere this guy tried to put [the guy in the Stormtrooper costume] in a chokehold from behind and then throws him to the ground. He said he found his lack of faith disturbing"
 
2013-05-05 01:58:37 PM  
This was the most exciting thing to happen in Maine all year.
 
2013-05-05 02:01:01 PM  
FTFA:  Barnes is 6 feet, 4 inches tall and weighs 300 pounds and was intoxicated at 2:30 p.m. when he was arrested, Hutcheson said.

Fat, drunk, and assaulting comic book nerds is no way to go through life, son.
 
2013-05-05 02:30:21 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This was the most exciting thing to happen in Maine all year.


Actually, looking at the other headlines on that page, Maine is in the running for their own tag.
 
2013-05-05 02:39:30 PM  

Astorix: Did anybody check out the headline underneath this article?
"We caught our landlord having sex with the dog, should we move out?"


Was it the landlord's dog or the tenants'?
 
2013-05-05 03:10:50 PM  
Without pictures, this is a worthless article.  Really: take out the people and location and you can just Mad Lib a news story like this.  At this point I'm ready to submit it to "Snopes" as fake. GAAH! WHARRGARBL!

/Revenge of the 5th my butt.
 
2013-05-05 05:31:55 PM  

redsquid: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This was the most exciting thing to happen in Maine all year.

Actually, looking at the other headlines on that page, Maine is in the running for their own tag.


Ya got to look out for the states on the conahs.
 
2013-05-05 06:07:29 PM  
"Out of nowhere this guy tried to put [the guy in the Stormtrooper costume] in a chokehold from behind and then throws him to the ground. He was trying to be intimidating above him and screamed obscenities to everybody."

MY FAMILY WAS ON ALDERAAN, MUTHER FUGGER!!
 
2013-05-05 08:42:41 PM  

redsquid: Actually, looking at the other headlines on that page, Maine is in the running for their own tag.


Yes, on a per capita basis, Maine is much Farkier than Florida.
 
2013-05-06 12:56:43 AM  

redsquid: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This was the most exciting thing to happen in Maine all year.

Actually, looking at the other headlines on that page, Maine is in the running for their own tag.


priapic_abandon: redsquid: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This was the most exciting thing to happen in Maine all year.

Actually, looking at the other headlines on that page, Maine is in the running for their own tag.

Ya got to look out for the states on the conahs.


good_2_go: redsquid: Actually, looking at the other headlines on that page, Maine is in the running for their own tag.

Yes, on a per capita basis, Maine is much Farkier than Florida.


Loving all the loving my home state is getting.
 
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