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(Guardian)   I was swallowed by a hippo   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 9
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2013-05-05 02:11:33 PM  
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Mister Peejay: Yaxe: Hippos ain't no joke. The meanest mammal who lives in the waters of rivers of Africa is not to be screwed with - they kill waaaay more people every year than crocodiles do.

Even the crocodiles don't fark with hippos.


That's because flour doesn't work in the water
2013-05-05 10:30:50 AM  
2 votes:
www.peachparts.com
2013-05-05 10:14:22 AM  
2 votes:
No, this isn't a story about dating BBW.
2013-05-05 12:47:20 PM  
1 votes:

SoupJohnB: Snargi: ChrisDe: I guess is wasn't so bad, considering he's still leading expeditions down the Zambezi River.

For revenge! To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Calm down there, Captain!


pbfcomics.com
2013-05-05 11:57:49 AM  
1 votes:
A friend who used to live in Tanzania told me that by far the most dangerous wild animals are hippos.  They're super territorial, and they get really nervous when they're out of the water.  So never get between one of them and the river, because they panic and head for the water and they don't even notice that they've crushed you to death.

Seriously, imagine a Tea Partier in their hoveround and you're in between them and the Doritos aisle at Walmart.
2013-05-05 10:53:42 AM  
1 votes:
s21.postimg.org
2013-05-05 10:52:36 AM  
1 votes:

dbrunker: Smidge204:

Actually...
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I'm skeptical about this story and I'll leave it to someone else to post the skeptical hippo pic.


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2013-05-05 10:34:54 AM  
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ChrisDe: I guess is wasn't so bad, considering he's still leading expeditions down the Zambezi River.


For revenge! To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
2013-05-05 10:27:11 AM  
1 votes:
Not like there aren't enough warnings about this....

Syfylys parody

Worldstarhiphop

...and too many others that are more amateurish
 
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