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(Telegraph)   First, the good news: Scientists have found a cure for baldness. Now the bad news: The cure involves extracting your blood, feeding it into a machine, and injecting it back into your scalp   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 13
    More: Strange, scientists believe, platelets, British Association, hair growth  
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2013-05-05 10:27:16 AM  
2 votes:
That's hair doping and it's a big problem. Google competitive hair.
2013-05-05 07:49:50 AM  
2 votes:
think they call hat dialysis
2013-05-05 01:52:17 PM  
1 votes:

TheBigJerk: AbbeySomeone: I don't understand why people are hung up on baldness. Some men are much sexier without hair.

/dnrtfa

Bald = old and undesirable.

I mean, everyone's psychology is different and if you hunt long enough you can find someone who finds anything sexy, even morbid obesity, but those people are rare, and usually only mention their weird sense of aesthetic after they're off the market.

So generally fat, flat-chested, short, bald, gray, saggy, and hairy anywhere but up top are all traits that are people will do all sorts of things to try and get rid of.  So just as women will get chemical burns bleaching their assholes, men will hook up to a vampire machine to not be bald.

And you can say, "why don't we just learn, as a society, to stop judging people on looks," but that statement is so naive and so long-rebutted that people will laugh at you for saying it.


That's the deal breaker for me. So I avoid a lot of wasted time when I meet women by asking to see their asshole right then and there. Nothing worse than an asshole that looks like it has had shiat coming out of it.
2013-05-05 01:12:41 PM  
1 votes:
When my mother's father died at 98 years old he still had every hair on his head. No baldness whatsoever.

I'm 42 and I still have all my hair. Considering my grandfather's genes, I don't believe I'll have to worry about losing any of it, ever. In fact, it grows too fast.

I'm totally against this procedure.  I enjoy having this advantage.  You bald guys should stay bald!
2013-05-05 11:09:24 AM  
1 votes:
I'm OK with this as long as insurance doesn't pay for it, as it is  offensive to my religious beliefs.
2013-05-05 10:59:22 AM  
1 votes:

HalfOffOffer: All you hair-heads have no idea what you're missing out on.  Even if I could grow a full head of hair, I wouldn't.  Life is so much easier without hair.  Seriously.  Imagine taking that whole part of your life and getting rid of it.  Haircuts.  Washing.  Brushing.  Styling.  Hair products.  Current styles.  Wind.  All gone.  Once a week I run clippers over it.  Done.  More time to fap.




And all of the money you save by having no dates, no wife, no children. Where's the downside?
2013-05-05 10:43:31 AM  
1 votes:
All you hair-heads have no idea what you're missing out on.  Even if I could grow a full head of hair, I wouldn't.  Life is so much easier without hair.  Seriously.  Imagine taking that whole part of your life and getting rid of it.  Haircuts.  Washing.  Brushing.  Styling.  Hair products.  Current styles.  Wind.  All gone.  Once a week I run clippers over it.  Done.  More time to fap.
2013-05-05 10:42:39 AM  
1 votes:
How is this any less for the faint of heart than most of the other options out there?

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2013-05-05 10:32:20 AM  
1 votes:

Hoarseman: Cymbal:
For people who have big ears, or normal ears that stick out, going bald is not really an option. Unless you find a chick with a Mickey Mouse fetish, then you'd be farkin' golden, man.

Depending on how into it she is you may end up farking Goofy.


And if she isn't into it, you can still end up farking Roofie.
2013-05-05 10:19:12 AM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: I don't understand why people are hung up on baldness. Some men are much sexier without hair.

/dnrtfa


For people who have big ears, or normal ears that stick out, going bald is not really an option. Unless you find a chick with a Mickey Mouse fetish, then you'd be farkin' golden, man.
2013-05-05 10:17:09 AM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: I don't understand why people are hung up on baldness. Some men are much sexier without hair.

/dnrtfa



Depends on the shape of the skull

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2013-05-05 10:14:43 AM  
1 votes:
Lots of chrome dome links showing up. Who's the baldmitter?
2013-05-05 10:11:53 AM  
1 votes:
Baldness trifecta in play?
 
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