TheBigJerk: AbbeySomeone: I don't understand why people are hung up on baldness. Some men are much sexier without hair./dnrtfaBald = old and undesirable.I mean, everyone's psychology is different and if you hunt long enough you can find someone who finds anything sexy, even morbid obesity, but those people are rare, and usually only mention their weird sense of aesthetic after they're off the market.So generally fat, flat-chested, short, bald, gray, saggy, and hairy anywhere but up top are all traits that are people will do all sorts of things to try and get rid of. So just as women will get chemical burns bleaching their assholes, men will hook up to a vampire machine to not be bald.And you can say, "why don't we just learn, as a society, to stop judging people on looks," but that statement is so naive and so long-rebutted that people will laugh at you for saying it.
HalfOffOffer: All you hair-heads have no idea what you're missing out on. Even if I could grow a full head of hair, I wouldn't. Life is so much easier without hair. Seriously. Imagine taking that whole part of your life and getting rid of it. Haircuts. Washing. Brushing. Styling. Hair products. Current styles. Wind. All gone. Once a week I run clippers over it. Done. More time to fap.
Hoarseman: Cymbal:For people who have big ears, or normal ears that stick out, going bald is not really an option. Unless you find a chick with a Mickey Mouse fetish, then you'd be farkin' golden, man.Depending on how into it she is you may end up farking Goofy.
AbbeySomeone: I don't understand why people are hung up on baldness. Some men are much sexier without hair./dnrtfa
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