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(AZCentral)   Don't you hate it when you're getting drunk with your buddy and he starts play fighting with you so you start play fighting back and you get him in a playful hold and he playfully passes out and you playfully drop him and he hits his head and dies   (azcentral.com) divider line 14
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2013-05-05 09:17:32 AM  
4 votes:

skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?


You need both hands for the victory pose.

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OH YEAH!
2013-05-05 02:20:27 AM  
3 votes:
Police identified the dead man as David Witmer , 45, of Surprise.

yeah..surprise alright..
2013-05-05 10:47:46 AM  
1 votes:
Officers learned that the two men were closed friends

The journalist spelled 'closet' wrong.
2013-05-05 10:19:18 AM  
1 votes:
This scenario happened to me when working in a club in college. A guy assaulted his girlfriend as well as a guy who tried to stop him. I told him to leave. He became belligerent and violent. I was wearing a heavy jacket and put him in headlock and walked him outside. When I let him go, he was out and he fell and all  of his teeth were knocked out.  The cops came, ran his name and he was wanted for not reporting to a prison sentence. So off to prison he went where his toothless mouth was surely a hit!
2013-05-05 10:03:19 AM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: What means "closed" friends?


Typo; Closet friends.
2013-05-05 09:57:31 AM  
1 votes:
Something very similar happened to a guy I know.  He and one of his friends were at a bar and the pair of them had been drinking more than usual.  They started playing around a little bit, and one thing lead to another.  Long story short, the other dude's mouth ended up slipping onto my friend's cock, and my friend shot his load down the guy's throat.   Come to think of it, The Pit Stop was such a skanky little bar, no wonder it got shut down.
2013-05-05 09:50:28 AM  
1 votes:
Unfortunate accident.Yes
Murder no.
Case closed.

Thanks for the help writer.
2013-05-05 09:35:33 AM  
1 votes:

Bslim: generallyso: banandar123: But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?

Manslaughter may be called 2nd degree murder in this jurisdiction.

Anyone who's seen classic Law & Order knows that's straight up murder in the first degree with special circumstances meriting the death penalty.


OBJECTION!

SUSTAINED!
2013-05-05 09:34:59 AM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: What means "closed" friends?


Give author break. Sad story of friends. Possible author knew people involved this.
2013-05-05 09:33:39 AM  
1 votes:

banandar123: skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?

Well he was under the influence of the same substance that makes you plow through bushes and cars and pedestrians when you try to drive. He wasn't thinking rationally, and he farked up.

But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?


Yeah, but...you know..tough on ......something.
2013-05-05 09:29:40 AM  
1 votes:

generallyso: banandar123: But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?

Manslaughter may be called 2nd degree murder in this jurisdiction.


Fair enough.
/Need to wake up more before trying to think.
2013-05-05 09:19:29 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?


I'm guessing he is an asshole.
2013-05-05 06:38:10 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: Sinto: doglover: Subby, have you ever seen a choke hold? If it's done right, it's REALLY fast. Just a few seconds and boom, out like a light. And we all fall, right? Since when is falling from arm height fatal to anyone over 8 and under 80?

This could easily have been a exactly that: just playful fighting with no intention of harm.

I think what subby was trying to say was that if you're an adult it's a little gay if you get drunk at a bar and start play fighting with your buddy

Don't be racist against gays. Straight guys do it too.


uh...nevermind
2013-05-05 03:20:03 AM  
1 votes:

Sinto: doglover: Subby, have you ever seen a choke hold? If it's done right, it's REALLY fast. Just a few seconds and boom, out like a light. And we all fall, right? Since when is falling from arm height fatal to anyone over 8 and under 80?

This could easily have been a exactly that: just playful fighting with no intention of harm.

I think what subby was trying to say was that if you're an adult it's a little gay if you get drunk at a bar and start play fighting with your buddy


Don't be racist against gays. Straight guys do it too.
 
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