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(AZCentral)   Don't you hate it when you're getting drunk with your buddy and he starts play fighting with you so you start play fighting back and you get him in a playful hold and he playfully passes out and you playfully drop him and he hits his head and dies   (azcentral.com) divider line 54
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2013-05-05 02:20:27 AM
Police identified the dead man as David Witmer , 45, of Surprise.

yeah..surprise alright..
 
2013-05-05 03:07:48 AM
Subby, have you ever seen a choke hold? If it's done right, it's REALLY fast. Just a few seconds and boom, out like a light. And we all fall, right? Since when is falling from arm height fatal to anyone over 8 and under 80?

This could easily have been a exactly that: just playful fighting with no intention of harm.
 
2013-05-05 03:11:51 AM

doglover: Subby, have you ever seen a choke hold? If it's done right, it's REALLY fast. Just a few seconds and boom, out like a light. And we all fall, right? Since when is falling from arm height fatal to anyone over 8 and under 80?

This could easily have been a exactly that: just playful fighting with no intention of harm.


I think what subby was trying to say was that if you're an adult it's a little gay if you get drunk at a bar and start play fighting with your buddy
 
2013-05-05 03:20:03 AM

Sinto: doglover: Subby, have you ever seen a choke hold? If it's done right, it's REALLY fast. Just a few seconds and boom, out like a light. And we all fall, right? Since when is falling from arm height fatal to anyone over 8 and under 80?

This could easily have been a exactly that: just playful fighting with no intention of harm.

I think what subby was trying to say was that if you're an adult it's a little gay if you get drunk at a bar and start play fighting with your buddy


Don't be racist against gays. Straight guys do it too.
 
2013-05-05 06:38:10 AM

doglover: Sinto: doglover: Subby, have you ever seen a choke hold? If it's done right, it's REALLY fast. Just a few seconds and boom, out like a light. And we all fall, right? Since when is falling from arm height fatal to anyone over 8 and under 80?

This could easily have been a exactly that: just playful fighting with no intention of harm.

I think what subby was trying to say was that if you're an adult it's a little gay if you get drunk at a bar and start play fighting with your buddy

Don't be racist against gays. Straight guys do it too.


uh...nevermind
 
2013-05-05 09:02:22 AM
Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?
 
2013-05-05 09:17:32 AM

skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?


You need both hands for the victory pose.

1.bp.blogspot.com

OH YEAH!
 
2013-05-05 09:17:56 AM

Haliburton Cummings: Police identified the dead man as David Witmer , 45, of Surprise.

yeah..surprise alright..


Now I have Faith No More running thru me head. "I'll keep killing you til the end of time!"
 
2013-05-05 09:19:29 AM

skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?


I'm guessing he is an asshole.
 
2013-05-05 09:21:21 AM

skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?


Well he was under the influence of the same substance that makes you plow through bushes and cars and pedestrians when you try to drive. He wasn't thinking rationally, and he farked up.

But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?
 
2013-05-05 09:26:56 AM

banandar123: But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?


Manslaughter may be called 2nd degree murder in this jurisdiction.
 
2013-05-05 09:29:40 AM

generallyso: banandar123: But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?

Manslaughter may be called 2nd degree murder in this jurisdiction.


Fair enough.
/Need to wake up more before trying to think.
 
2013-05-05 09:30:47 AM
What means "closed" friends?
 
2013-05-05 09:31:08 AM
First Degree Silliness maybe, but no actual criminal charges should have been filed in this case....
 
2013-05-05 09:32:38 AM

generallyso: banandar123: But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?

Manslaughter may be called 2nd degree murder in this jurisdiction.


Anyone who's seen classic Law & Order knows that's straight up murder in the first degree with special circumstances meriting the death penalty.
 
2013-05-05 09:33:39 AM

banandar123: skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?

Well he was under the influence of the same substance that makes you plow through bushes and cars and pedestrians when you try to drive. He wasn't thinking rationally, and he farked up.

But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?


Yeah, but...you know..tough on ......something.
 
2013-05-05 09:33:41 AM

SpdrJay: First Degree Silliness maybe, but no actual criminal charges should have been filed in this case....


I imagine the emotions he is experiencing right now are bad enough; this shouldn't be prosecuted.
 
2013-05-05 09:34:59 AM

AbbeySomeone: What means "closed" friends?


Give author break. Sad story of friends. Possible author knew people involved this.
 
2013-05-05 09:35:33 AM

Bslim: generallyso: banandar123: But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?

Manslaughter may be called 2nd degree murder in this jurisdiction.

Anyone who's seen classic Law & Order knows that's straight up murder in the first degree with special circumstances meriting the death penalty.


OBJECTION!

SUSTAINED!
 
2013-05-05 09:38:08 AM

skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?


Cause "Officers learned that the two men were closed friends"
 
2013-05-05 09:45:35 AM

Bslim: generallyso: banandar123: But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?

Manslaughter may be called 2nd degree murder in this jurisdiction.

Anyone who's seen classic Law & Order knows that's straight up murder in the first degree with special circumstances meriting the death penalty.


Or Nancy Grace...Not sure which one is worse in that category.
 
2013-05-05 09:50:28 AM
Unfortunate accident.Yes
Murder no.
Case closed.

Thanks for the help writer.
 
2013-05-05 09:51:20 AM
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/oblig
 
2013-05-05 09:54:01 AM
Not if he playfully dies.
 
2013-05-05 09:57:08 AM
I'd consider the friendship closed, too, if you killed me.
 
2013-05-05 09:57:31 AM
Something very similar happened to a guy I know.  He and one of his friends were at a bar and the pair of them had been drinking more than usual.  They started playing around a little bit, and one thing lead to another.  Long story short, the other dude's mouth ended up slipping onto my friend's cock, and my friend shot his load down the guy's throat.   Come to think of it, The Pit Stop was such a skanky little bar, no wonder it got shut down.
 
2013-05-05 10:01:33 AM

MrHappyRotter: Something very similar happened to a guy I know.  He and one of his friends were at a bar and the pair of them had been drinking more than usual.  They started playing around a little bit, and one thing lead to another.  Long story short, the other dude's mouth ended up slipping onto my friend's cock, and my friend shot his load down the guy's throat.   Come to think of it, The Pit Stop was such a skanky little bar, no wonder it got shut down.


You mean closed, like these friends.
 
2013-05-05 10:03:19 AM

AbbeySomeone: What means "closed" friends?


Typo; Closet friends.
 
2013-05-05 10:05:03 AM

doglover: skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?

You need both hands for the victory pose.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 445x701]

OH YEAH!


LOL THREAD WON
 
2013-05-05 10:06:53 AM
He was 45. Pretty much no surprise he kicked it, your not exactly in any shape to be horsing around at that age.
 
2013-05-05 10:07:13 AM

Mentalpatient87: I'd consider the friendship closed, too, if you killed me.


Heh.
 
2013-05-05 10:14:33 AM

sloshed_again: AbbeySomeone: What means "closed" friends?

Typo; Clothed friends.


FTFY. Author was just making it clear they weren't play fighting naked
 
2013-05-05 10:18:31 AM

Nick Nostril: [img706.imageshack.us image 540x338]
/oblig


More like
mistrealm.com

/can't find a pic with him drinking
 
2013-05-05 10:19:18 AM
This scenario happened to me when working in a club in college. A guy assaulted his girlfriend as well as a guy who tried to stop him. I told him to leave. He became belligerent and violent. I was wearing a heavy jacket and put him in headlock and walked him outside. When I let him go, he was out and he fell and all  of his teeth were knocked out.  The cops came, ran his name and he was wanted for not reporting to a prison sentence. So off to prison he went where his toothless mouth was surely a hit!
 
2013-05-05 10:21:58 AM

LesserEvil: sloshed_again: AbbeySomeone: What means "closed" friends?

Typo; Clothed friends.

FTFY. Author was just making it clear they weren't play fighting naked


Didn't think they got that far......... YET.

But hey, I'm human, I make mistakes too.
 
2013-05-05 10:31:51 AM
 
2013-05-05 10:32:33 AM
The headline was almost longer than the article.
 
2013-05-05 10:39:04 AM

Ooba Tooba: MrHappyRotter: Something very similar happened to a guy I know.  He and one of his friends were at a bar and the pair of them had been drinking more than usual.  They started playing around a little bit, and one thing lead to another.  Long story short, the other dude's mouth ended up slipping onto my friend's cock, and my friend shot his load down the guy's throat.   Come to think of it, The Pit Stop was such a skanky little bar, no wonder it got shut down.

You mean closed, like these friends.


Well idk man that seems like a pretty open relationship.
 
2013-05-05 10:39:28 AM
It probably went down something like this.
 
2013-05-05 10:47:46 AM
Officers learned that the two men were closed friends

The journalist spelled 'closet' wrong.
 
2013-05-05 11:01:53 AM

willfullyobscure: He was 45. Pretty much no surprise he kicked it, your not exactly in any shape to be horsing around at that age.


You must be kidding. I hope you are kidding.
 
2013-05-05 11:16:18 AM

Mija: willfullyobscure: He was 45. Pretty much no surprise he kicked it, your not exactly in any shape to be horsing around at that age.

You must be kidding. I hope you are kidding.


Maybe he means the kind of 45 year olds who hang out at bars.
 
2013-05-05 11:33:51 AM

Bslim: generallyso: banandar123: But 2nd degree murder? Really? The cops even admit that it was just playfighting...Isn't this more of a manslaughter case?

Manslaughter may be called 2nd degree murder in this jurisdiction.

Anyone who's seen classic Law & Order knows that's straight up murder in the first degree with special circumstances meriting the death penalty.


That's pretty sad when someone's knowledge of how the legal system works comes from a TV series.
 
2013-05-05 11:54:14 AM
the mouse controlle his body and made the kid get him some beer. poor kid. nobody sees the obvious
 
2013-05-05 11:54:35 AM
What?! he didn't 'playfully die'!

Bad subby! No cookie!
 
2013-05-05 11:55:53 AM

elysive: Mija: willfullyobscure: He was 45. Pretty much no surprise he kicked it, your not exactly in any shape to be horsing around at that age.

You must be kidding. I hope you are kidding.

Maybe he means the kind of 45 year olds who hang out at bars.


You must be kidding.
 
2013-05-05 12:29:58 PM
Don't you hate it when a terrible web designer writes a script that says "javascript is required to view the site" despite the fact that if that pop up wasn't there, you could view the site absolutely fine. Pure greed..
 
2013-05-05 12:45:50 PM

doglover: Sinto: doglover: Subby, have you ever seen a choke hold? If it's done right, it's REALLY fast. Just a few seconds and boom, out like a light. And we all fall, right? Since when is falling from arm height fatal to anyone over 8 and under 80?

This could easily have been a exactly that: just playful fighting with no intention of harm.

I think what subby was trying to say was that if you're an adult it's a little gay if you get drunk at a bar and start play fighting with your buddy

Don't be racist against gays. Straight guys do it too.


I'll feed the troll and ask the question anyway...since nobody can be this stupid.

What race are gays called?  I was unaware I could be racist against an entirely new species.  My intolerance must know!
 
2013-05-05 12:53:41 PM

doglover: skinink: Why did he let his friend just drop to the ground?

You need both hands for the victory pose.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 445x701]

OH YEAH!


I snarfed my beverage.. took me totally off guard.

RIP Macho Man
 
2013-05-05 01:14:22 PM
Here's how I avoid these things: I never get drunk.

It's amazing how many stupid things I haven't done as a result of it.
 
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