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(KTVB Boise)   News: Man gets arrested for stealing a case of beer. FARK: Deputies find a mouse in the man's pocket. Bonus: Man's dad goes down to the jail and claims the mouse   (ktvb.com) divider line 36
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2013-05-05 06:20:41 AM
Forensic sketch artist depiction of the subject:

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/Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!!
 
2013-05-05 08:58:42 AM
Maybe he was on his way to Algernonaholic Anonymous.
 
2013-05-05 08:59:59 AM
Mr. Jingles?
 
2013-05-05 09:00:13 AM
Tell me about the rabbits George.
 
2013-05-05 09:02:46 AM
The guy looks a lot like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
 
2013-05-05 09:04:10 AM
If he was smart, he could have scored lots of free beer with that mouse, eh?

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2013-05-05 09:04:10 AM
Down's Syndrome?
 
2013-05-05 09:04:39 AM
I bet he went around saying "we" all the time... "We" oughtta go steal some beer... We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?
 
2013-05-05 09:04:44 AM
" Hey we found a dead mouse in our beer eh. That means you owe us a free case "
 
2013-05-05 09:16:14 AM
So the mouse is Pinky?

/Narf!
 
2013-05-05 09:23:02 AM
The guy was a helluva chef though.
 
2013-05-05 09:32:23 AM
i.imgur.com

The face of the future
 
2013-05-05 09:33:20 AM
Approves:
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2013-05-05 09:44:15 AM

jimmyego: [i.imgur.com image 210x264]

The face of the future


i.imgur.com             t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-05 09:51:10 AM
www.webdemons.com
 
2013-05-05 10:13:36 AM
Came for Strange Brew references.  Leaving very happy :D
 
2013-05-05 10:44:35 AM
Was the mouses name Mr. Bojangles?
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2013-05-05 11:07:48 AM
I thank you. Mr. Jingles thank you, my mom would thank you too but she's dead.
 
2013-05-05 11:26:58 AM

banandar123: jimmyego: [i.imgur.com image 210x264]

The face of the future

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When did the Hill family move out of Arlen, Texas?

/funny'd, my good sir/madam.
 
2013-05-05 11:36:06 AM
Was the mouse unharmed? Why is no one asking the important questions?!
 
2013-05-05 11:47:05 AM

jimmyego: [i.imgur.com image 210x264]

The face of the future


God help us all.
 
2013-05-05 11:51:12 AM
It was the mouse's idea.

42.
 
2013-05-05 11:55:36 AM

Kimmers444: I bet he went around saying "we" all the time... "We" oughtta go steal some beer... We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?


We are not amused.
 
2013-05-05 11:58:52 AM
Dad knew who was worth retrieving.
 
2013-05-05 12:19:33 PM
So when he said, "We have to pick up some beer." he actually had a mouse in his pocket?
 
2013-05-05 12:32:01 PM

Khazar-Khum: Dad knew who was worth retrieving.


Yeah, I had that reaction too. Clearly dad knew his son's time had passed.
 
2013-05-05 12:38:29 PM
Worst Disney buddy movie ever.
 
2013-05-05 12:41:09 PM

AbiNormal: Was the mouses name Mr. Bojangles?
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It wasn't Mr. Bojangles, it was Mr. Jingles. I think Bojangles was Sammy Davis Jr.
 
2013-05-05 12:53:22 PM
"My dad's here?  Great!  Haha, you stupid bastards, I'm getting outta here!  My dad's gonna bail me ou... what's that?  The mouse?  Are you kidding me?"
 
2013-05-05 02:09:40 PM
Mouse or trouser rat?
 
2013-05-05 02:10:18 PM

HollyQueen1: Was the mouse unharmed? Why is no one asking the important questions?!


Was it USB or PS/2?
 
2013-05-05 03:21:07 PM

ohdoublereally: HollyQueen1: Was the mouse unharmed? Why is no one asking the important questions?!

Was it USB or PS/2?


DB9 Serial
 
2013-05-05 05:37:19 PM

ladyfortuna: Khazar-Khum: Dad knew who was worth retrieving.

Yeah, I had that reaction too. Clearly dad knew his son's time had passed.


Given the picture and the mouse, I'm wondering if the suspect is mentally challenged or something. I mean, god farking help you if you mess with an autistic kids pet.
 
2013-05-05 06:42:57 PM
Meanwhile in another part of the Fark, "Police dog eats hamster during drug raid. Richard Gere inconsolable."

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2013-05-05 11:20:29 PM

leevis: Mr. Jingles?


Came here for THIS.
 
2013-05-06 03:10:27 PM
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