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(10 News)   Two cases of a "sex superbug" discovered in Hawaii   (10news.com) divider line 107
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2013-05-05 12:55:09 AM  
www.exposay.com

Ao no ho'i
 
2013-05-05 01:00:36 AM  
pool.theinfosphere.org
 
2013-05-05 01:47:56 AM  
www.1302super.com

I call BS. It would be kinda tough to have sex in that.
 
2013-05-05 02:05:49 AM  
doglover


...i can't believe that's a thing...i mean i can but...no
 
2013-05-05 02:17:26 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: doglover


...i can't believe that's a thing...i mean i can but...no


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-05 02:23:39 AM  
Sounds like they're f*cked.
 
2013-05-05 02:31:02 AM  
No sex before marriage is becoming more and more attractive. :/
 
2013-05-05 02:40:43 AM  
The 80s was a great time to be a teenager.
 
2013-05-05 03:58:25 AM  
sex superbug?  is that like a sex pest>??
 
2013-05-05 04:01:17 AM  
Well thank god everyone on fark is safe
 
2013-05-05 04:11:11 AM  

unlikely: The 80s was a great time to be a teenager.


Depends on which STD you look at... according to this CDC thing Chlamydia was way up in the 80s.
 
2013-05-05 04:12:59 AM  

ladyfortuna: unlikely: The 80s was a great time to be a teenager.

Depends on which STD you look at... according to this CDC thing Chlamydia was way up in the 80s.


And the AIDS was a huge spectre.
 
2013-05-05 04:14:55 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [www.1302super.com image 489x640]

I call BS. It would be kinda tough to have sex in that.


Ya know I came here to suggest someone with skills shoop two super beetles together in a loving embrace shall we say.
/No skills,
//Although rule 34 say's it's out there already.
 
2013-05-05 04:17:06 AM  

themindiswatching: No sex before marriage is becoming more and more attractive. :/


Like no one ever cheats on their spots.  Evar.
 
2013-05-05 04:26:19 AM  

unlikely: The 80s was a great time to be a teenager.


i.imgur.com

And Magnum.

/Aaaaalllloooohaaaa eeeeeewwww!
 
2013-05-05 04:26:31 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [www.1302super.com image 489x640]

I call BS. It would be kinda tough to have sex in that.


that sure would be an uncomfortable place to have sex
 
2013-05-05 04:29:14 AM  

illannoyin: unlikely: The 80s was a great time to be a teenager.

[i.imgur.com image 680x384]

And Magnum.

/Aaaaalllloooohaaaa eeeeeewwww!


Yup.. today's poor teens only have the internet to call upon for their masturbatory needs. They could only dream of being as lucky as 80s kids.
 
2013-05-05 04:31:38 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: illannoyin: unlikely: The 80s was a great time to be a teenager.

[i.imgur.com image 680x384]

And Magnum.

/Aaaaalllloooohaaaa eeeeeewwww!

Yup.. today's poor teens only have the internet to call upon for their masturbatory needs. They could only dream of being as lucky as 80s kids.


Oh, my did you fall off your bike today?
Are you okay?
: )
 
2013-05-05 04:41:29 AM  
Can you catch it from a toilet seat?
 
2013-05-05 04:48:21 AM  
Done in one.

I hate those fine examples of what white trash culture can offer.I don't care how much money they have made chasing ice heads on a backwards island that only serves as a giant tourist trap.  Yes I have been there and the locals make most rednecks look like members of MENSA.

The two or so times I caught the show I noticed how Fat biatch With Fake Boobs likes to fake a local accent when "talking" with the local inbreds.  Dog and his litter seem to have more feral kids than they can keep track of.

.
 
2013-05-05 04:54:42 AM  
Shocker, that bad behaviour can have consequences,

Pity.
 
2013-05-05 04:56:59 AM  
everyone dies... death from sex is probably preferable over death from fire
 
2013-05-05 04:57:21 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [www.1302super.com image 489x640]

I call BS. It would be kinda tough to have sex in that.

Ya know I came here to suggest someone with skills shoop two super beetles together in a loving embrace shall we say.
/No skills,
//Although rule 34 say's it's out there already.


this is for you... God I hope it's not to Big*

God damnit! 10 KB over...
Well, follow the link while I make it a little smaller =(
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/user0_cool/dirty_old_buggy. gif
 
2013-05-05 04:58:29 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Uchiha_Cycliste: illannoyin: unlikely: The 80s was a great time to be a teenager.

[i.imgur.com image 680x384]

And Magnum.

/Aaaaalllloooohaaaa eeeeeewwww!

Yup.. today's poor teens only have the internet to call upon for their masturbatory needs. They could only dream of being as lucky as 80s kids.

Oh, my did you fall off your bike today?
Are you okay?
: )


Oh be nice, I just spent 26 minutes making you a pictures (that now I have to shrink a little bit )=
 
2013-05-05 05:04:57 AM  
Drug resistant gonorrhea?

That's... really bad.
 
2013-05-05 05:04:59 AM  
Well crap, I know exactly where this is going

media.pcgamer.com

/Seriously, zombification is an STD in that game
//Look it up
 
2013-05-05 05:08:48 AM  
Oh crap! Gimp just crashed and I never saved a .xcf =(
oh woe is me =(
 
2013-05-05 05:20:24 AM  
i451.photobucket.com
\Hooray! It finally fits!
\\heh, that's what she said ;)
\\\notice it's an old bug doing the mounting... that dirty old buggy
 
2013-05-05 05:24:55 AM  
"The "sex superbug" called H041 was first discovered in Japan in 2011."

I'm guessing the symptoms involve tentacles?
 
2013-05-05 05:26:58 AM  
Came from Kenya, didn't it.
 
2013-05-05 05:28:58 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: illannoyin: unlikely: The 80s was a great time to be a teenager.

[i.imgur.com image 680x384]

And Magnum.

/Aaaaalllloooohaaaa eeeeeewwww!

Yup.. today's poor teens only have the internet to call upon for their masturbatory needs. They could only dream of being as lucky as 80s kids.


Back in the 80's I was in my late teens with a Camaro, long hair, tan, abs, and a job as a pool attendant. I don't think I was any better looking than guys today and I certainly didn't make a lot of money. I was a typical middle class teenage guy.

However, I banged more hot teenage girls than I can even remember. Looking back now I'm amazed that none of them got pregnant. Well, none that I ever knew about anyway. Porn was never even on my radar back then because even though I was a teenager I was walking around empty 99% of the time.

It's definitely not like that anymore and I totally blame the internet for it.

The few younger guys I know don't even try to go out and hook up. They've resigned themselves to playing video games, internet pron, and the fleshlight. Dating is too expensive, time consuming, and female expectations are too high so why bother?

The few younger women I know have stopped dating too. They say guys their age either don't make enough money to maintain them and / or they have been conditioned to expect the hard core sex they see on the internet. They tell me that if you don't want to fark like an internet cam whore on the first date the guys just never call you again. Besides, they tell me, their sex toys have become so sophisticated a normal human man can't compete anyway so why bother?

Thus we have become a narcissistic, selfish, perverted, lazy, and greedy society fueled by internet pron, video games, and sex toys.


Add the possibility of super gonorrhea, super AIDS, and whatever else into the mix and well...

/We're doomed
 
2013-05-05 05:31:55 AM  
The bigger one linked above is still better... I had to cut out several frames for FARK to stop biatching at me. So, go have a looksie at that one =D
 
2013-05-05 05:33:58 AM  
tinfoil-hat maggie:damn, I spent just shy of an hour from beginning to getting it to fit in FARK. That took far too long to shrink =(
 
2013-05-05 05:37:46 AM  

illannoyin: Uchiha_Cycliste: illannoyin: unlikely: The 80s was a great time to be a teenager.

[i.imgur.com image 680x384]

And Magnum.

/Aaaaalllloooohaaaa eeeeeewwww!

Yup.. today's poor teens only have the internet to call upon for their masturbatory needs. They could only dream of being as lucky as 80s kids.

Back in the 80's I was in my late teens with a Camaro, long hair, tan, abs, and a job as a pool attendant. I don't think I was any better looking than guys today and I certainly didn't make a lot of money. I was a typical middle class teenage guy.

However, I banged more hot teenage girls than I can even remember. Looking back now I'm amazed that none of them got pregnant. Well, none that I ever knew about anyway. Porn was never even on my radar back then because even though I was a teenager I was walking around empty 99% of the time.

It's definitely not like that anymore and I totally blame the internet for it.

The few younger guys I know don't even try to go out and hook up. They've resigned themselves to playing video games, internet pron, and the fleshlight. Dating is too expensive, time consuming, and female expectations are too high so why bother?

The few younger women I know have stopped dating too. They say guys their age either don't make enough money to maintain them and / or they have been conditioned to expect the hard core sex they see on the internet. They tell me that if you don't want to fark like an internet cam whore on the first date the guys just never call you again. Besides, they tell me, their sex toys have become so sophisticated a normal human man can't compete anyway so why bother?

Thus we have become a narcissistic, selfish, perverted, lazy, and greedy society fueled by internet pron, video games, and sex toys.


Add the possibility of super gonorrhea, super AIDS, and whatever else into the mix and well...

/We're doomed


Well, you say you think that kids aren't boning but every week we have a teacher student sex scandal and we also have some pretty impressive teenage pregnancy rates too, don't we?
I'd wager the kids who want to have sex are still having sex. At least, I know they still were in the late 90's early 00's (graduated in 2001 from HS).
Also, aren't "narcissistic, selfish, perverted, lazy, and greedy " complaints we've been making about kids for thousands of years? I sincerely doubt you can blame the internets on this one =P.
Granted, the super connected and invasive society we've become surely has changed the game a little bit .
 
2013-05-05 05:42:04 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Can you catch it from a toilet seat?


Nope. But you can get it from a tractor seat

Or maybe off a lamp post


danknerd: everyone dies... death from sex is probably preferable over death from fire


It will just feel like fire coming out.
 
2013-05-05 05:52:39 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [www.1302super.com image 489x640]

I call BS. It would be kinda tough to have sex in that.

that sure would be an uncomfortable place to have sex


www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-05-05 05:53:23 AM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Uchiha_Cycliste: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [www.1302super.com image 489x640]

I call BS. It would be kinda tough to have sex in that.

that sure would be an uncomfortable place to have sex

[www.iconsoffright.com image 325x183]


Jesus man! There's some things you just don't talk about!
 
2013-05-05 06:16:48 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste:Well, you say you think that kids aren't boning but every week we have a teacher student sex scandal and we also have some pretty impressive teenage pregnancy rates too, don't we?
I'd wager the kids who want to have sex are still having sex. At least, I know they still were in the late 90's early 00's (graduated in 2001 from HS).
Also, aren't "narcissistic, selfish, perverted, lazy, and greedy " complaints we've been making about kids for thousands of years? I sincerely doubt you can blame the internets on this one =P.
Granted, the super connected and invasive society we've become surely has changed the game a little bit .


I think the teacher student sex scandals prove my point. The teachers are now mostly late 20's and 30's women who don't want the constraints of a normal relationship but do want sex from a young guy who can go all night. Only a young guy can keep up with their libido and compete with their high voltage Hitatchi vibrator. The older women are willing to do all that kinky shiat those stuck up girls from school won't. There's no effort on the guy's part because the older woman is the aggressor. Plus, they've got money for booze and weed so the young guys are all for that.

Teen pregnancy rates have been steadily falling. I'm no statistician but I'm pretty sure if you compared the decline in teen pregnancy to the rise of broadband internet availability you'd see some correlation. Right around the time you mentioned (late 90's early 2000's) the people who did have internet were mostly on dial up. No smartphones, Xbox, Wii, or Playstation either.

Yes, some kids will still be having sex but I think that is more due to availability and ability to take advantage of the other distractions I named. As the internet becomes more available and the technology easier to use for the stupid poor kids in the inner cities and rural areas I think you'll see the teen pregnancy drop even further. My parents were form small farming communities and were too poor to even buy a TV for entertainment. I'm the youngest of eight kids.

I also think that helicopter parenting plays a part too. Even if you can find a suitable willing partner it's tough to do it when your parents are watching you all the time.

The personality traits I listed are complaints we've been making about kids for thousands of years. But, I agree with you that the internet and technology have changed the game from what I've observed they have amplified those traits to a level not seen in the past.

I'd also like to thank you for a reasoned, calm, and rational discussion that hasn't devolved into insults or anger. That is a very rare thing on Fark these days. Possibly more evidence of the situation I've described?
 
2013-05-05 06:29:25 AM  
illanoyin' when I awaken, I'll properly respond. 99 for now
 
2013-05-05 06:32:06 AM  
*Correction!*

My dates are off for the game consoles in my last post. The first gen Xbox and playstation would have been available in that time frame. Only the Wii was unavailable until 2006.

Blackberry and Palm smartphones were also available in the early 2000's.

However, I don't think either those systems or smartphones were anywhere near widely used as they are today.

So, I think my point still stands. Ubiquitous access to cheaper easy to use broadband connected technology combined with high tech sex toys equals less young people farking.

/Maybe I should apply for funding to do real research?
 
2013-05-05 06:35:51 AM  
Sounds kinky!
 
2013-05-05 06:40:42 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: illanoyin' when I awaken, I'll properly respond. 99 for now


Yeah, I need to go to sleep too but I think I'll have a wank first.

/Off to Xhamster then bed!
//I know, TMI
///Good morning Fark!
 
2013-05-05 06:41:45 AM  
At least we know subby will be safe.
 
2013-05-05 06:41:54 AM  
isnt H041 a pokemon move?
 
2013-05-05 07:13:32 AM  
I am completely protected.encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-05 07:17:21 AM  
I'm reminded of a quote by the great Eddie Murphy: What's next? I guess you just put your dick in and explode.
 
2013-05-05 07:24:48 AM  
Kinda glad I haven't been active for 5 years.

However, my hitachi magic wand cannot cuddle or tell me sweet nothings.

So there's that. But until I canfind a guy worth my time, its the wand, mr phallus and a pillow.

Also, Magnum PI is on Netflix streaming. Watched the entire series. So happy.
 
2013-05-05 07:36:32 AM  
Aloha, Mr. Hand.
 
2013-05-05 07:37:44 AM  
Calling it "HO41" seems misogynistic, maybe they can change the name to "Woman of questionable morals 41"?  Pretty soon it'll be HO's 42-50 if they don't get going on a vaccine.
 
2013-05-05 07:52:23 AM  
The 70's was the last great decade.
 
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