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(KMOV St. Louis)   The victim told police she entered her apartment and a naked male subject came out of her bathroom holding a hammer and a crack pipe   (kmov.com) divider line 39
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2013-05-04 09:48:56 PM
How do you lock someone inside a house?
 
2013-05-04 10:59:57 PM

BarkingUnicorn: How do you lock someone inside a house?


The perp was on crack. It was probably pretty easy.
 
2013-05-05 12:32:11 AM
...he thought he was holding a joint and his joint but he got really confused at that point...
 
2013-05-05 12:33:27 AM
Maxwell?
 
2013-05-05 12:33:34 AM
That's how I roll
 
2013-05-05 12:37:26 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-05 12:42:35 AM
trollable.com
 
2013-05-05 12:45:46 AM
This happened to me last week. Scared the hell out of me until I realized it was just my reflection in the mirror.
 
2013-05-05 12:47:16 AM
www.insomniacmania.com

"I refer to that as 'foreplay'".
 
2013-05-05 12:48:39 AM
Is it Saturday again already?
 
2013-05-05 12:49:50 AM
What the diggly is a Metro-East man?
 
2013-05-05 12:50:03 AM
Cousin Bill??
 
2013-05-05 12:50:32 AM

MorteDiem: This happened to me last week. Scared the hell out of me until I realized it was just my reflection in the mirror.


Sorry for breaking your crack pipe but can I get my hammer back? I need it for work.

Also, sorry about the...well you apparently saw the news.
 
2013-05-05 12:50:46 AM
"McGruder's bail has been set at $1,000,000."

The defense attorney for McGruder claims that he was suffering from an acute case of psychosomatic delirium induced by the presence of foreign, toxic agents in the crack cocaine that he purchused earlier that evening from an unidentified source. The judge overseeing the initial hearing sobbed audibly, and dismissed all charges against McGruder.

Judge Dumb M. Farker was quoted as saying, "The real victim here is Ronald McGruder. What kind of world do we live in where we can't get good drugs on our streets?"

Family for the victims protested in outrage, saying that justice cannot be met until the drug dealers responsible for the contaminated crack are behind bars.
 
2013-05-05 12:55:29 AM

Gobobo: What the diggly is a Metro-East man?


Every girls crazy 'bout a Metro-East man!
thats-me.ch
 
2013-05-05 12:58:18 AM

KrispyKritter: Gobobo: What the diggly is a Metro-East man?

Every girls crazy 'bout a Metro-East man!


That was beautiful.
 
2013-05-05 12:59:12 AM
a broom handle tied to the door knob would work but did she have one at both front and back doors? and rope? did she have to borrow it from the neighbors? there are more questions than answers here.
 
2013-05-05 12:59:54 AM
How did she know he was British?
 
2013-05-05 01:04:13 AM

"Authorities say McGruder then grabbed the victim and began biting her. "


Single women: the other white meat.

 
2013-05-05 01:05:06 AM
What else did she want the naked male subject to be holding?
 
2013-05-05 01:08:20 AM
Kinda sounds like an incident in my dorm room, freshman year of college....
 
2013-05-05 01:18:19 AM
www.clan-disconnected.com
 
2013-05-05 01:22:37 AM
That's absurd.

/you can't smoke crack with a hammer
 
2013-05-05 01:28:54 AM
Crack smokers use hammers to break the rocks up into chunks that fit into a pipe.
 
2013-05-05 01:38:37 AM

Santroff: "McGruder's bail has been set at $1,000,000."

The defense attorney for McGruder claims that he was suffering from an acute case of psychosomatic delirium induced by the presence of foreign, toxic agents in the crack cocaine that he purchused earlier that evening from an unidentified source. The judge overseeing the initial hearing sobbed audibly, and dismissed all charges against McGruder.

Judge Dumb M. Farker was quoted as saying, "The real victim here is Ronald McGruder. What kind of world do we live in where we can't get good drugs on our streets?"

Family for the victims protested in outrage, saying that justice cannot be met until the drug dealers responsible for the contaminated crack are behind bars.


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It happens sometimes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyvrz-dzt4 (NSFW language)
 
2013-05-05 02:43:51 AM
The hammer is my penis.
 
2013-05-05 02:54:01 AM

Gobobo: What the diggly is a Metro-East man?


It's like a metro-sexual man but with a hammer and a crack pipe instead of a strap on and a gin and tonic.
 
2013-05-05 03:51:31 AM
The victim told police she entered her apartment and a naked male subject came out of her bathroom holding a hammer and a crack pipe.
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Authorities say McGruder then grabbed the victim and began biting her.


Sounds like this guy is no stranger to bath salts.
 
2013-05-05 03:52:31 AM

illannoyin: Gobobo: What the diggly is a Metro-East man?

It's like a metro-sexual man but with a hammer and a crack pipe instead of a strap on and a gin and tonic.


so a fabulous chav?
 
2013-05-05 04:42:53 AM
Somebody say crack?
 
2013-05-05 04:48:40 AM

Gobobo: What the diggly is a Metro-East man?


Lives near St. Louis, but in Illinois.
 
2013-05-05 04:55:18 AM
Essentially, Metro-East is within the St. Louis Metropolitan area, but East of the Mississippi river.
 
2013-05-05 08:01:03 AM
Was he going for a "knock knock" joke?
 
2013-05-05 08:06:55 AM
Out of the bathroom with a hammer and a crack pipe?

Then he was some kind of drug plumber?
 
2013-05-05 08:14:08 AM
Charles Barkley is really slippin'.
 
2013-05-05 10:01:19 AM

Alphax: Essentially, Metro-East is within the St. Louis Metropolitan area, but East of the Mississippi river.


Yep.

And in  Washington Park, this is what is typically called Saturday Night.

/shocked to see Washington Park show up in the news that didn't involve a shooting
 
2013-05-05 10:13:50 AM
You Gonna Get Renovations?
 
2013-05-05 10:19:09 AM

Mad Mark: Charles Barkley is really slippin'.


It's turrible.
 
2013-05-06 08:27:15 AM
I tell you, the plot setups for pornos are becoming even less believable.
 
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