BarkingUnicorn: How do you lock someone inside a house?
MorteDiem: This happened to me last week. Scared the hell out of me until I realized it was just my reflection in the mirror.
Gobobo: What the diggly is a Metro-East man?
KrispyKritter: Gobobo: What the diggly is a Metro-East man?Every girls crazy 'bout a Metro-East man!
"Authorities say McGruder then grabbed the victim and began biting her. "
Single women: the other white meat.
Santroff: "McGruder's bail has been set at $1,000,000."The defense attorney for McGruder claims that he was suffering from an acute case of psychosomatic delirium induced by the presence of foreign, toxic agents in the crack cocaine that he purchused earlier that evening from an unidentified source. The judge overseeing the initial hearing sobbed audibly, and dismissed all charges against McGruder.Judge Dumb M. Farker was quoted as saying, "The real victim here is Ronald McGruder. What kind of world do we live in where we can't get good drugs on our streets?"Family for the victims protested in outrage, saying that justice cannot be met until the drug dealers responsible for the contaminated crack are behind bars.
illannoyin: Gobobo: What the diggly is a Metro-East man?It's like a metro-sexual man but with a hammer and a crack pipe instead of a strap on and a gin and tonic.
Alphax: Essentially, Metro-East is within the St. Louis Metropolitan area, but East of the Mississippi river.
Mad Mark: Charles Barkley is really slippin'.
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