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(Yahoo)   Tim Tebow may have found his calling, He needs a new moniker as a wrestler in the WWE. Any suggestions?   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 89
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2013-05-04 05:38:32 PM
THE ATTENTION WHORE!
 
2013-05-04 06:32:41 PM
Fake wrestler or quarterback coach for lingerie football league?  WWJD, Timmy?
 
2013-05-04 06:34:27 PM
Heel Jesus. Grow his hair out long, wear a white robe and just be as sanctimonious as possible. Pay audience members in silver to anoint his feet with oils while berating them for their sins.
 
2013-05-04 08:25:40 PM

vartian: Heel Jesus. Grow his hair out long, wear a white robe and just be as sanctimonious as possible. Pay audience members in silver to anoint his feet with oils while berating them for their sins.


Um, usually the way religion works is that the people pay the actors for the permission to anoint them while being berated for their sins.  Kind of like BDSM prostitution, only without the fun.
 
2013-05-04 09:04:56 PM
Tebow chicka chicka bow wow.

/or not.
 
2013-05-04 09:05:01 PM
I love this idea, then I don't have to hear about him anymore.

Except for the fact that ESPN talks about rasslin now.
 
2013-05-04 09:11:34 PM
Slap him in the Doink the Clown make-up and call it a day.
 
2013-05-04 09:14:01 PM
Jesus' brother Brian Christ
 
2013-05-04 09:14:05 PM
The Goodfather.

Wait...
 
2013-05-04 09:19:04 PM
Jezuzfreek
 
2013-05-04 09:21:15 PM
Tebus
 
2013-05-04 09:21:37 PM

puffy999: I love this idea, then I don't have to hear about him anymore.

Except for the fact that ESPN talks about rasslin now.


It's a REAL SPORT comma dammit!
 
2013-05-04 09:22:23 PM
Crusader
 
2013-05-04 09:26:58 PM
The Crouching Christian
 
2013-05-04 09:31:10 PM
His signature move is, of course The Tebow: a forward face first slam to the mat, and then he knees on the guys chest while reciting Matthew 6:5.
 
2013-05-04 09:32:52 PM
I think we found a way for Cena to get cheered.
 
2013-05-04 09:33:30 PM
The Washout
 
2013-05-04 09:34:12 PM
Avenging Angel
 
2013-05-04 09:35:13 PM
TIM TEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOW

Da daa da-da da dadada daa daa
 
2013-05-04 09:38:46 PM

jakepowers: Jesus' brother Brian Christ


It's Jesus' brother Bob.
 
2013-05-04 09:40:49 PM
If he does show up, have Stone Cold give him a stunner and say Austin 3:16 just whipped your ass
 
2013-05-04 09:41:32 PM
Well, anyone who lost to him would be described as having been Tebowned, so clearly his name should be The Tebowner.
 
2013-05-04 09:42:09 PM

clintster: TIM TEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOW

Da daa da-da da dadada daa daa


THIS EXISTS YOU GUYS
 
2013-05-04 09:42:54 PM

Hots_Kebabs: The Crouching Christian


Crouching Christian, Hidden Catholic?
 
2013-05-04 09:45:59 PM

Tenor Reaper: clintster: TIM TEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOW

Da daa da-da da dadada daa daa

THIS EXISTS YOU GUYS


Kinda want.
 
2013-05-04 09:47:56 PM

Tenor Reaper: The Goodfather.

Wait...


Or you could name him after a biblical city, that hasn't been done before.
 
2013-05-04 09:49:21 PM

CipollinaFan: Tenor Reaper: The Goodfather.

Wait...

Or you could name him after a biblical city, that hasn't been done before.


Tim Gomorrah has a nice ring to it.
 
2013-05-04 09:53:12 PM

clintster: Tenor Reaper: clintster: TIM TEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOW

Da daa da-da da dadada daa daa

THIS EXISTS YOU GUYS

Kinda want.


I'm waiting for the inevitable sparkly version. But the fact that it exists amuses me.
 
2013-05-04 09:56:25 PM
The Crucifier! His finisher  would be getting back to back with his opponent, lifting his opponents arms out to the side, climbing to the second rope then jumping off and face planting his opponent between the mat and himself.

Of course at teh last second he'd choke and his opponent would roll him up for the three count.

/wow, I put way to much thought into that.
 
2013-05-04 09:58:19 PM
Jesus Christ Superstar.
 
2013-05-04 09:59:01 PM
Jesus, give it a rest already
 
2013-05-04 10:00:08 PM
The Martyr
 
2013-05-04 10:01:08 PM
In all seriousness, I expect he'll start a Christian youth football league and do very well with it.
 
2013-05-04 10:01:30 PM
The need to hire Jim Bakker as his manager.
 
2013-05-04 10:35:31 PM

BarkingUnicorn: In all seriousness, I expect he'll start a Christian youth football league and do very well with it.


As a QB coach?
 
2013-05-04 10:50:21 PM
No boxing thread? I know its just as real to me dammit.
 
2013-05-04 10:54:50 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Fake wrestler or quarterback coach for lingerie football league?  WWJD, Timmy?


So he gets to get all intimate with oiled up muscular guys, or has to be around women all day. I think we can all agree Tiimmy is going to follow his penis ... I mean, heart, and pick the former
 
2013-05-04 10:57:48 PM
Christian.

/AFAIK they aren't currently using anyone with that name
 
2013-05-04 11:21:00 PM
Katie Vick.
 
2013-05-04 11:21:50 PM
"The inoperable sphincter."

Theme song, "Somebody just pooped."
 
2013-05-04 11:26:32 PM
Oh I've got it, he could be called Abel, could feud with Kane, and the angle could end in a Garden of Eden match (held in a regular cage, but the match ends when the loser is legit killed)
 
2013-05-04 11:31:49 PM
I still think he should take a cue from Danny Wuerffel, the last famously Christian qb for the Gators and go work with poor kids. I'm sure he could do a lot of good for orphans in the Philippines.
 
2013-05-04 11:48:53 PM
Zack Religious?
 
2013-05-05 12:00:58 AM
The Ego
 
2013-05-05 12:11:27 AM
The Fist of an Angry God!
 
2013-05-05 12:12:06 AM
Seriously, its come to this?  Tebow in the WWE?

vartian: Heel Jesus. Grow his hair out long, wear a white robe and just be as sanctimonious as possible. Pay audience members in silver to anoint his feet with oils while berating them for their sins.


www.wwe.com

"If I may indulge you for a moment, please, I am about to speak.  The WWE already has me as its Intellectual Savior.  I perfectly fit the description that you have so graciously provided.  There is no need for Tim Tebow to come in here and supplant me in any way, shape, or form.  You're welcome!"
 
2013-05-05 12:27:17 AM
Mordecai
 
2013-05-05 12:32:37 AM
Tebow's finishing move should be a flying splash kinda like Jimmy Snuka. It will be called the Leap of Faith.
 
2013-05-05 12:47:06 AM
WWJD   What Would Jesus Destroy
 
2013-05-05 12:54:36 AM

puffy999: I love this idea, then I don't have to hear about him anymore.

Except for the fact that ESPN talks about rasslin now.


if Tebus goes to the WWE ESPN will practically throw money at them to get a weekly show on their network under the condition that Tebus always appears on it
 
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