vartian: Heel Jesus. Grow his hair out long, wear a white robe and just be as sanctimonious as possible. Pay audience members in silver to anoint his feet with oils while berating them for their sins.
puffy999: I love this idea, then I don't have to hear about him anymore.Except for the fact that ESPN talks about rasslin now.
jakepowers: Jesus' brother Brian Christ
clintster: TIM TEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOWDa daa da-da da dadada daa daa
Hots_Kebabs: The Crouching Christian
Tenor Reaper: clintster: TIM TEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOWDa daa da-da da dadada daa daaTHIS EXISTS YOU GUYS
Tenor Reaper: The Goodfather.Wait...
CipollinaFan: Tenor Reaper: The Goodfather.Wait...Or you could name him after a biblical city, that hasn't been done before.
clintster: Tenor Reaper: clintster: TIM TEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOWDa daa da-da da dadada daa daaTHIS EXISTS YOU GUYSKinda want.
BarkingUnicorn: In all seriousness, I expect he'll start a Christian youth football league and do very well with it.
BarkingUnicorn: Fake wrestler or quarterback coach for lingerie football league? WWJD, Timmy?
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Aug 21 2017 06:31:39
Runtime: 0.326 sec (326 ms)