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(The New York Times)   Richard Nixon's grandson visits China to do something or other and HOLY CRAP, check out his wife   (nytimes.com ) divider line
    More: Hero, Holy Crap, Richard Nixon, Chinese Communist Party, Great Wall, Chairman Mao, Nixonian, Tiananmen Square, economic power  
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2013-05-04 06:06:09 PM  
Now that's a set of politicians I could vote for.
 
2013-05-04 06:08:27 PM  
She could work for Fox News.
 
2013-05-04 06:32:56 PM  
Butterface!
 
2013-05-04 07:56:28 PM  

savedbymonkeys: Butterface!


...at best
 
2013-05-04 09:10:51 PM  
Only Nixon could go to China.

...well, and his grandson.
 
2013-05-04 09:14:29 PM  
Meh. Ugly blonde with big boobs is still ugly.

/but BOOBS !!!!
 
2013-05-04 09:20:15 PM  

wambu: Meh. Ugly blonde with big boobs is still ugly.

/but BOOBS !!!!


That's why they make paper bags.
 
2013-05-04 09:22:05 PM  
Gristedes heiress eh? Does she have huge tracts of land?
 
2013-05-04 09:23:10 PM  

Shostie: wambu: Meh. Ugly blonde with big boobs is still ugly.

/but BOOBS !!!!

That's why they make paper bags.


Will need TWO bags.
 
2013-05-04 09:25:24 PM  
Here is a closer picture:

www.contactmusic.com
 
2013-05-04 09:27:13 PM  
i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-04 09:30:04 PM  
FTA: Although Mr. Cox stood out in the crowd as he toured the city in a tailored gray suit, his wife, Andrea Catsimatidis Cox, 23, attracted even more attention with her crimson dress and blond hair.

Presenting Christopher Cox, and his wife, Andrea Coxtease
 
2013-05-04 09:34:24 PM  
Please name your first born Richard (Dick) Cox.
 
2013-05-04 09:36:10 PM  
znn.india.com
 
2013-05-04 09:41:25 PM  
She's grown some.

Article/picture from 2010:

Nixon grandson Chris Cox scandalizes Long Island society

www.nypost.com
 
2013-05-04 09:53:19 PM  

savedbymonkeys: Butterface!


Speak for yourself. Motorboating!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-04 10:05:34 PM  

savedbymonkeys: Butterface!


But she has huge.....tracts of land!
 
2013-05-04 10:06:15 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Here is a closer picture:


That's a man, baby
 
2013-05-04 10:10:12 PM  
New boobs?
 
2013-05-04 10:11:18 PM  

Therion: She's grown some.

Article/picture from 2010:

Nixon grandson Chris Cox scandalizes Long Island society

[www.nypost.com image 300x450]


Ah, her dad is a billionaire. Well done, Mr. Cox.
 
2013-05-04 10:15:26 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Here is a closer picture:

[www.contactmusic.com image 500x752]


She is...exceptionally fugly.
 
2013-05-04 10:21:45 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

that's one great beast of a woman
 
2013-05-04 10:33:42 PM  
that's the best a grandson of a president can do
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-05-04 10:39:36 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: TuteTibiImperes: Here is a closer picture:

That's a man, baby

you dolt.

/ftfy
 
2013-05-04 10:43:37 PM  
Is it just me, or does he look like a young Jeff Daniels?
 
2013-05-04 10:54:30 PM  

Therion: She's grown some.

Article/picture from 2010:

Nixon grandson Chris Cox scandalizes Long Island society

[www.nypost.com image 300x450]


Yeah - he met her when she was 17 and started dating her not long after.
 
wee
2013-05-04 11:10:00 PM  
Big boobs does not automatically make someone attractive, teenmitter.
 
2013-05-04 11:12:19 PM  

wee: Big boobs does not automatically make someone attractive, teenmitter.


Then why did she buy them?
 
2013-05-04 11:12:46 PM  

wee: Big boobs does not automatically make someone attractive, teenmitter.


But big boobs and a father richer than all but a handful of people make her the hottest person on the planet.
 
2013-05-04 11:12:46 PM  

wee: Big boobs does not automatically make someone attractive, teenmitter.


It doesn't hurt.
 
2013-05-04 11:13:51 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Here is a closer picture:


www.contactmusic.comimg.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-04 11:18:09 PM  
graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-05-04 11:20:05 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Here is a closer picture:

[www.contactmusic.com image 500x752]


THIS, is why they invented doggie-style.
 
2013-05-04 11:20:26 PM  
Put a bag over her head and do your business, that's what I say.
 
2013-05-04 11:27:15 PM  
I guess the new boobs are to keep your from looking up any further
/egads
 
2013-05-04 11:30:45 PM  
www.thestand.org

/approves of her huge tracts
 
2013-05-04 11:34:35 PM  
Cox proposed last month at a spot that had sentimental meaning for them both: her high school. "It was at 9 at night," said Linda MacMurray Gibbs, head of school at the Hewitt. "We had the proposal on our security cameras."

According to the article, they met at her high school when she was 17 and he was 28.  Huh.
 
2013-05-04 11:35:14 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Here is a closer picture:

[www.contactmusic.com image 500x752]


He looks way too much like Chris Matthews. But his persona appears shy reserved unliked the manic excitement Chris Matthews exudes.
 
2013-05-04 11:37:46 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Here is a closer picture:


Yeah, the grandson looks like Richard Nixon.

Who's the guy with the bow tie?
 
2013-05-04 11:38:02 PM  
*checks out pics*

So that's what a blonde, big-boobed, billionare heiress looks like?

That's a bit of a let down compared to my imagination, I must say.

Wait, does this make him her trophy husband here or is he just a male gold digger?

*looks at pic again*

Dear gawd, there are prolly racoons out there right now looking at that thinking she needs to tone it down.

Some people might find it shocking that he started dating her when she was 17 and he was 20 and that they were engaged before she could legally drink but I just find it creepy.
 
2013-05-04 11:38:13 PM  
Setting aside the bolt-on accessories for a moment...

They took a tourist picture in Tienanmen Square? Really? I mean...REALLY?!?

Are you farking kidding me?!?
 
2013-05-04 11:38:38 PM  

Triumph: Gristedes heiress eh? Does she have huge tracts of land?


The hell is Gristedes?

/googles that for me
//'ny supermarket chain'
///whatever
 
2013-05-04 11:39:56 PM  
As much as Mr. Cox appears normal, his mother is still the girl mentioned on public TV as blah blah blah never mind Checkers Speech.
 
2013-05-04 11:41:34 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: According to the article, they met at her high school when she was 17 and he was 28.  Huh.


28?

*double checks*

Dayum, strike that last "creepy" and modify to "really, really creepy"
 
2013-05-04 11:43:36 PM  
She looks OK in this one:

www.hamptonsheet.com
 
2013-05-04 11:45:09 PM  
isleofran.com

look in the road...a head
 
2013-05-04 11:46:38 PM  
Christopher Nixon Cox retraced his grandfather's historic 1972 trip to China on Friday, trailed through Tiananmen Square by an entourage of aging Nixon administration luminaries, state-news-media paparazzi and Chinese security agents.

Lamest hip-hop posse ever.
 
2013-05-04 11:50:20 PM  

fusillade762: She looks OK in this one:

[www.hamptonsheet.com image 266x282]


It's the hair.  Some women can make bangs look good, but I've NEVER seen a woman who looks BETTER with bangs.

Face it, bangs suck.
 
2013-05-04 11:50:49 PM  

gameshowhost: Triumph: Gristedes heiress eh? Does she have huge tracts of land?

The hell is Gristedes?

/googles that for me
//'ny supermarket chain'
///whatever


fwiw, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on 26th is in the basement of a Gristedes.
 
2013-05-04 11:51:47 PM  
www.charlock.org
 
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