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(Chicago Trib)   Nothing like partying to celebrate the end of your DUI suspension...go ahead guess what happens next   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 25
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2013-05-04 09:13:15 PM  
Now that's an impressive...forehead.
 
2013-05-04 09:20:08 PM  
What did she do to celebrate the birth of her first child?

/lather, rinse, repeat
 
2013-05-04 09:47:57 PM  
Just as there are people who should not have guns, because they are stupid, there are people who should not have cars, because they are stupid.
 
2013-05-04 09:49:33 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2013-05-04 09:50:13 PM  
Article says nothing about her boxing career.
 
2013-05-04 09:51:54 PM  
That's such a common thing that it's hardly worth reporting on.

You know how I know the rest of you aren't drunks? You can't tell stories about the multiple times you were sitting in a bar with the rest of the drunks when one of them comes in, declares that they just got arrested for DUI, got picked up from the prison, and immediately went back to the bar to knock a few down because they wanted to drink their troubles away.

It happens every day all over America.
 
2013-05-04 09:53:00 PM  
Oh oh, she calls a cab or designates a driver so that she can make it home safely and responsibly, right?

/everyone learns their lesson the first time, of course
 
2013-05-04 09:54:35 PM  
Kinda reminds me of the time I got my second speeding ticket ever because I was late to court to take care of the first one.
 
2013-05-04 09:55:03 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's such a common thing that it's hardly worth reporting on.


This.

You'll hear this same story in 3 out of 5 AA meetings. Only the names and faces change. She's lucky she didn't kill somebody...because that's a surprisingly common story too.
 
2013-05-04 09:57:09 PM  
Having worked for a company that did breathalyzers for those who were convicted of DUI, sadly, this isn't that uncommon.  For the point of view of the technician, these people made reinstalling breathalyzers very simple.  Open the dashboard up, look for our cut and repaired wires and the wire taps that were left behind (didn't hurt the car to leave them in, and easier to leave them in than to cut them out and repair the wire).  Could reinstall a breathalyzer on cars that were previous clients in less than five minutes.
 
2013-05-04 10:04:45 PM  
I guess she just got in-sti-too-shun-lized.

... in the sense that she was used to not having her license.
 
2013-05-04 10:11:17 PM  
Like a snake that eats its own tail
 
2013-05-04 10:11:22 PM  
Bet she thinks she doesn't have a drinking problem.
 
2013-05-04 10:16:34 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: I guess she just got in-sti-too-shun-lized.

... in the sense that she was used to not having her license.


All she wanted was a Pepsi.

/sorry, had to
 
2013-05-04 10:17:00 PM  
58 year old.   www.trbimg.com


Barbara Feldon 80 years old.   cps-static.rovicorp.com

You decide!
 
2013-05-04 10:19:57 PM  
He fixed the cable?
 
2013-05-04 10:20:30 PM  
go ahead guess what happens next

The gorillas freeze to death?
 
2013-05-04 10:20:49 PM  

Donnchadha: He fixes the cable?


GOD DAMN IT. I just opened and posted. I figured "no-one is gonna think this up."
 
2013-05-04 10:34:07 PM  
I bet she was drinking at Blueberry Hill in Forest Park.
 
2013-05-04 11:01:17 PM  

wambu: What did she do to celebrate the birth of her first child?

/lather, rinse, repeat


She did what came naturally?
 
2013-05-05 04:34:26 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Just as there are people who should not have guns, because they are stupid, there are people who should not have cars, because they are stupid.


I like the way you leftists think. Confiscate private property for the greater good. Only she hasn't actually committed a crime.

Guess that little detail is too inconvenient though.
 
2013-05-05 05:53:59 AM  

Rueened: Gyrfalcon: Just as there are people who should not have guns, because they are stupid, there are people who should not have cars, because they are stupid.

I like the way you leftists think. Confiscate private property for the greater good. Only she hasn't actually committed a crime.

Guess that little detail is too inconvenient though.


You want to take our drugs, we want to take your gunz. [shrug] seems fair enough.
 
2013-05-05 06:16:45 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Rueened: Gyrfalcon: Just as there are people who should not have guns, because they are stupid, there are people who should not have cars, because they are stupid.

I like the way you leftists think. Confiscate private property for the greater good. Only she hasn't actually committed a crime.

Guess that little detail is too inconvenient though.

You want to take our drugs, we want to take your gunz. [shrug] seems fair enough.


??

Don't have a gun, don't want one.

I was talking about cars.
 
2013-05-05 10:04:15 AM  

Rueened: Only she hasn't actually committed a crime.


DUI isn't a crime in your world?
 
2013-05-05 10:58:32 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: DUI isn't a crime in your world?


If you're just going to put words in my mouth, I won't bother.

Goodbye.
 
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