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(KTVB Boise)   Is it shoplifting if you drink the whole box of wine in the bathroom?   (ktvb.com) divider line 43
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2013-05-04 09:36:10 PM
You can only be held liable for the portion you don't pee back out.
 
2013-05-04 10:09:03 PM
No, subby, it's not "shoplifting" it's FELONY BURGLARY!

Didn't you read TFA?

/Don't Boise cops know the difference between "shoplifting" and "burglary"?
 
2013-05-04 10:23:56 PM
Not if you piss/puke it our before you leave the bathroom?
 
2013-05-04 10:26:25 PM
Mom . . .
 
2013-05-04 10:26:32 PM
Yes.

DNRTFA
 
2013-05-04 10:27:55 PM
What is my X doing in Idaho?
 
2013-05-04 10:29:23 PM
Didn't Markie Post play her in a Lifetime movie?
 
2013-05-04 10:32:39 PM
Depends on the vintage.
 
2013-05-04 10:33:37 PM
If underagers can be charged with internal possession for being drunk, sure, why not.
 
2013-05-04 10:35:12 PM
As someone with a grudge against Idaho, I officially love this story.
 
2013-05-04 10:39:30 PM

Pribar: Depends on the vintage.


Yesterday was a good year.
 
2013-05-04 10:40:27 PM
id rather not talk about my own wine-related arrest
 
2013-05-04 10:40:29 PM
Memories of wasted youth.... I used to chug a beer in the cooler every time I went to Kappy's in Haverhill MA.

/Drinking age was 18
// Made my beer budget go a little bit farther.
 
2013-05-04 10:41:15 PM
Whats the perps Fark© handle?
 
2013-05-04 10:42:43 PM
We need data on the size of the box.  If that was a 3 L box, what's her Fark handle?
 
2013-05-04 10:42:56 PM
Yes.

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/price check on two grapes
 
2013-05-04 10:45:14 PM
Drug and alcohol use in supermarket restrooms is a big problem. Where I work we are constantly finding empties of high octane malt liquor, wine, MD 20/20, assorted booze, and drug paraphernalia. This despite having armed security, cameras at the door, and screamers on all liquor bottles. The addiction is strong. Average 5 actual arrests a day at our location. At or Fred Meyer store near downtown Anchorage, Alaska, if you want hand sanitizer or mouthwash, you need to see customer service.

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2013-05-04 10:47:05 PM
Well, doh, that might be the only way to lift a shop (at least you can think you will be lift a shop).

/Why is it called shop lifting, even though no one tries to lift the shop?
 
2013-05-04 10:50:23 PM

mayIFark: Well, doh, that might be the only way to lift a shop (at least you can think you will be lift a shop).

/Why is it called shop lifting, even though no one tries to lift the shop?


In ancient Phonecia, thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
 
2013-05-04 10:55:37 PM

Cyno01: mayIFark: Well, doh, that might be the only way to lift a shop (at least you can think you will be lift a shop).

/Why is it called shop lifting, even though no one tries to lift the shop?

In ancient Phonecia, thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.



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Olive is teh hawt!


/Sweet
 
2013-05-04 10:56:06 PM

FrancoFile: We need data on the size of the box.  If that was a 3 L box, what's her Fark handle?


And how long she was in the bathroom?  An hour? Half hour? 5 minutes?
 
2013-05-04 11:01:38 PM
I think just about the saddest thing you could ever do would be to go into a convenience store, pay for a box of wine, and then sit in the bathroom and drink it. I'm kind of glad she stole it.
 
2013-05-04 11:10:24 PM
Did she buttchug it?
 
2013-05-04 11:52:25 PM
Depends. Did he offer to give it back and they refused to take it?
 
2013-05-04 11:53:15 PM
You don't steal wine, you only borrow it.
 
2013-05-04 11:57:50 PM
funnyvooz.net
 
2013-05-05 12:06:18 AM
I'm trying to figure out the whole felony burglary thing. Cause a felony charge for a box of wine is a bit steep.
 
2013-05-05 12:18:20 AM

WhyteRaven74: I'm trying to figure out the whole felony burglary thing. Cause a felony charge for a box of wine is a bit steep.


Burglary is a felony if the individual entered the premises with the intent to commit a crime therein. Theft is a felony depending on the value taken (grand theft is if the dollar amount is over $400, usually); but burglary is usually predicated on the fact that the person entered unlawfully (breaking and entering) OR lawfully entered with the intent to steal (shoplifting or defrauding an innkeeper). It's different than if they came in for some other purpose and then decided afterward to steal something.

So it doesn't matter if they only stole a keychain; the fact that they came into the store intending to steal makes it a felony. Depending on the statutes, of course.
 
2013-05-05 12:25:22 AM
I submitted this with a drunker headline
 
2013-05-05 12:44:31 AM
She got drunk in a toilet at 11pm?

Amateur.
 
2013-05-05 12:58:12 AM
FAIL.
A convenience store?  Of course they are going to see you bring that in to the bathroom.  There's like 3 other people in the whole store.

Target boxed wine, bishes... For Teh Win!!!1
 
2013-05-05 01:23:22 AM
Night shift box lunch.
 
2013-05-05 01:23:43 AM
So, when is this biatch moving to floriduh?
 
2013-05-05 01:29:33 AM
I don't know whether to be disgusted, saddened, or impressed. First consuming ANYTHING in a convenience store bathroom is a foul idea, and how fricken sad she has no one to party with. But I'm seriously impressed she didn't leave a trail of wine vomit leading to her location.


/and she had a previous incident of stealing a box of wine the day before?
//we still have leftover boxed wine the inlaws brought at xmas.
///gleefully considering saving it to serve them next year - the cheap bastages!
 
2013-05-05 02:27:52 AM

Slackfumasta: Did she buttchug it?


It would be pretty impressive to butt chug 5 liters of wine.   I guess it is somewhat impressive to regular chug 5 liters of wine in a hurry in a store bathroom.
 
2013-05-05 03:06:23 AM

Cyno01: mayIFark: Well, doh, that might be the only way to lift a shop (at least you can think you will be lift a shop).

/Why is it called shop lifting, even though no one tries to lift the shop?

In ancient Phonecia, thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.


"Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn?" -Troy McClure

Link
 
2013-05-05 04:07:02 AM
That person needs therapy, not a felony.
 
2013-05-05 06:04:50 AM

OnceMoreWithFeeling: I don't know whether to be disgusted, saddened, or impressed.


I'm all three simultaneously.

I imagine something like this. NSFW
 
2013-05-05 07:57:18 AM

Matthew Keene: Drug and alcohol use in supermarket restrooms is a big problem. Where I work we are constantly finding empties of high octane malt liquor, wine, MD 20/20, assorted booze, and drug paraphernalia. This despite having armed security, cameras at the door, and screamers on all liquor bottles. The addiction is strong. Average 5 actual arrests a day at our location. At or Fred Meyer store near downtown Anchorage, Alaska, if you want hand sanitizer or mouthwash, you need to see customer service.


When I worked in Cambridge, Mass, a little over a decade ago there were two severely alcoholic homeless guys who you could find hanging around drinking mouthwash at any hour of the day. Often they would be sitting in the little park where my friends and I liked to take our lunch, and you had to give them a very wide berth because between the powerful sour body reek, the stale cigarette smoke and the mouthwash they were hands down the foulest smelling human beings I've ever encountered. They were drinking the mouthwash because they had been banned from the liquor stores. It would be easy to feel sorry for them, except for the fact that they were also completely nasty assholes to everyone who came near them. I'd be shocked if they both weren't long dead by now.
 
2013-05-05 10:00:58 AM

Cyno01: mayIFark: Well, doh, that might be the only way to lift a shop (at least you can think you will be lift a shop).

/Why is it called shop lifting, even though no one tries to lift the shop?

In ancient Phonecia, thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.


Plus 1

Drinking 3l of wine is impressive.
 
2013-05-05 02:11:33 PM

swahnhennessy: That person needs therapy, not a felony.


no they need a felony.  if they were a TRUE alcoholic they would have paid for it.  biatch
 
2013-05-05 03:10:11 PM
Idaho is one of those states you forget exists.  Reading this wine box story and some of the headlines including - Police: Naked man covered in feces hops on cars in CDA intersection  makes me understand how it's not quite the tourist destination.
 
2013-05-05 05:30:25 PM
BPD spokesman Chuck McClure said King was also arrested the day before for stealing a box of wine at a different convenience store. He says in that case, King left the store with the wine and did not consume it on the spot.

See, she learned from her last failed attempt. Getting closer, maybe next time she can get away with it.

For a 49 year old raging alcoholic she don't look bad.
 
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