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2013-05-04 03:33:48 PM
6 votes:

Metalupis: What is Ohio style?


Trailers, red necks and despair.
2013-05-04 07:09:34 PM
4 votes:
forums.firefallthegame.com
2013-05-04 01:59:54 PM
4 votes:
3. BECAUSE IT'S THICK AND DEEP.


Yeah, so's my cock. Why don't you eat that!

This culinary abomination is NOT pizza. It's a bread-bowl, people. Get it right!
2013-05-04 07:28:02 PM
3 votes:
I've never needed much more than canned-tuna oil spread thinly over a hunk of paper grocery bag.  When we're feeling flush, we'll break into the ketchup packet collection and squeeze those all over it too.
  If it's a 'meat' week, I'll go ahead and sprinkle the aforementioned tuna over the crust.  Otherwise of course we'll save the tuna in the fridge for a 'meat' week....because I do enjoy my soup.
  I don't know about you guys, but I have never had any complaints replacing the traditional mozzarella cheese wtih my own home-made mixture of flour, water and a tablespoon of crushed eggshells.
 Darlene is finally strong enough to hold the iron upside-down without everything falling into her face--she's really proud that she can finally do it!!  The burn marks on her forehead have finally started to scab over and she practiced for a while with mama's old brass chamber pot, first cold, then heated on the iron of course.
So toss that bad boy onto the iron, making sure everything heats evenly... cut with your best shears and enjoy.
2013-05-05 03:36:30 AM
2 votes:
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I prefer New York style

/Runs away
2013-05-04 09:15:08 PM
2 votes:
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I hope someone starts a thread soon where we argue about whether it's soda or pop.
2013-05-04 07:22:23 PM
2 votes:
Jet's Pizza will always have a place in my heart.... especially the arteries!

How I love that which will kill me...
2013-05-04 07:04:25 PM
2 votes:
I generally enjoy a simple thin variety, quick and easy.  Sometimes I get a hankerin' for a Lou Malnati's big hot thick one and cram that in my mouth.  Yeah, it gets messy and I'm usually kinda tired afterward, but it's so worth it.

...What?
2013-05-04 03:30:10 PM
2 votes:

eraser8: Metalupis: eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.

Because this is the internet, what else are we going to do?

Um, masturbate?

Anyhoo, while I don't see the point of arguing one way or another about things like pizza styles, I admit to being endlessly fascinated by the people who do argue about things like pizza styles.

I just wanna open their skulls, scoop out their brains and examine them.


And then slice the brains thin and serve on whatever type of pizza you happen to like
2013-05-04 03:27:11 PM
2 votes:

eraser8: Metalupis: eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.

Because this is the internet, what else are we going to do?

Um, masturbate?

Anyhoo, while I don't see the point of arguing one way or another about things like pizza styles, I admit to being endlessly fascinated by the people who do argue about things like pizza styles.

I just wanna open their skulls, scoop out their brains and examine them.



I totally recommend these; they're perfect for the job.

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2013-05-04 02:07:07 PM
2 votes:
i prefer Little Ceasars
2013-05-04 09:28:18 PM
1 votes:
New York? Chicago? It's all the same to a girl on her own......
2013-05-04 08:11:18 PM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: nestle makes the best

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...yum
2013-05-04 08:08:03 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't a truly manly piece of pizza have things like chainsaws and live sharks on it?
2013-05-04 07:59:58 PM
1 votes:
nestle makes the best

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2013-05-04 07:51:18 PM
1 votes:

odinsposse: the_rhino: Chicago pizza is disgusting. Just call it a casserole.

A casserole in a crust is a pie. I.E. Pot pie, Shepard's pie, and pizza pie.

As usual the thing that all Chicago style critics have in common is their horrendous ignorance.


You did not just call someone out for ignorance and suggest Shepherd's Pie has crust in the same breath.
2013-05-04 07:48:52 PM
1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: jimmyego: Not sure why I googled "spherical pizza", but now that I have you must all share in this rather scary abomination:




If you stare into the spherical pizza abyss for too long, spherical pizza abyss stares into you.

What in the hell?


It's an abomination unto God himself. It must be brought to my dining room, to be properly disposed of.
2013-05-04 07:43:07 PM
1 votes:
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images.buddytv.com

/Chicago can stay, he likes the pizza
2013-05-04 07:33:02 PM
1 votes:
farm4.static.flickr.com
2013-05-04 07:29:07 PM
1 votes:
jimmyego: Not sure why I googled "spherical pizza", but now that I have you must all share in this rather scary abomination:

langolier pizza

sharetv.org
2013-05-04 07:28:09 PM
1 votes:
Threads like this are great arguments for matriarchy.
2013-05-04 07:12:51 PM
1 votes:
Not sure why I googled "spherical pizza", but now that I have you must all share in this rather scary abomination:

foodandwineblog.com
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If you stare into the spherical pizza abyss for too long, spherical pizza abyss stares into you.
2013-05-04 07:10:10 PM
1 votes:
How I do a pizza:

Thick crust.  Want a thin crust, put some cheese on a cracker and sit down.
sauce, layer of no less than three types of cheese.
next, a nice thick layer of ham, hamburger, sausage and bacon
one more layer of cheese
final layer is pepperoni.
cook until done.
Optional: pineapple.

Never: vegetables and mushrooms.  Vegetables are for girls and cows.  Mushrooms are fungus and fungus isn't food nor does it go on food.  It goes on food that goes bad.
2013-05-04 07:10:05 PM
1 votes:

Anne.Uumellmahaye: eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.

Because we're bored?

I concur. I like Chicago-style and New York-style. I like tomato-based BBQ and dry-rubbed. I like cafe au lait and espressos. It just depends, ok?

Just keep your ketchup off my farking hot dogs.


How about catsup?
2013-05-04 07:08:29 PM
1 votes:
I love "Chicago style" dearly, but it's a pie or casserole, not a pizza.  Pizza is flat, with the bare minimum amount of dough necessary to separate the toppings from the stone on which it is baked.  If you have to break out a knife and fork, it's not pizza.
2013-05-04 06:59:15 PM
1 votes:
Challenge excepted.

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2013-05-04 05:20:53 PM
1 votes:

thamike: "Pizza" is feminine anyway.


So putting my dick in it doesn't make me gay?
2013-05-04 05:07:30 PM
1 votes:
Chicago style pizza is great, and that's saying a lot for me, because Cubs. New York style is great, and that's saying a lot for me, because Mets. Only pizza I despise? St. Louis style. And that's saying a lot for me, because Cardinals.

/why yes, I have started drinking today
2013-05-04 04:01:26 PM
1 votes:

Indolent: Jon iz teh kewl: $5 hot and ready

Reminds me of a girl I used to know.


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PUT YER SHIRT BACK ON!
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-05-04 03:31:18 PM
1 votes:
New York, Chicago, Detroit...

Can we all just agree that Ohio-style anything is disgusting?
2013-05-04 03:28:38 PM
1 votes:
Oh, look... it's this thread again
2013-05-04 03:20:02 PM
1 votes:

eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?
If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.
I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.


tiny brained people want to be right?
2013-05-04 03:19:03 PM
1 votes:
Pizza:
1) new york style - thin, cut in wedges, yummy
2) detroit pan - thickish - squares - yummy
3) chicago thin - thicker than NYS - cut in 2"x2" squares - yummy
4) chicago thick - connies/unos style - thick and dough - yummy
5) chicago thick - lou malnati style - thick and solid (butter crusty) - yummy
6) chicago stuffed - cheese pie with sauce on top - yummy
7) other variants

tada
guess what
NO one in the universe cares what you think of something that you dont like.
I love all pizza. They have their place.
2013-05-04 03:18:11 PM
1 votes:

Metalupis: eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.

Because this is the internet, what else are we going to do?


Um, masturbate?

Anyhoo, while I don't see the point of arguing one way or another about things like pizza styles, I admit to being endlessly fascinated by the people who do argue about things like pizza styles.

I just wanna open their skulls, scoop out their brains and examine them.
2013-05-04 03:13:56 PM
1 votes:

eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.


Because this is the internet, what else are we going to do?
2013-05-04 03:11:08 PM
1 votes:
Papa John's is the best.  how many OTHER pizza companies do you know that include a bottle of heartstopping liquid garlic butter?
2013-05-04 02:07:59 PM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: i prefer Little Ceasars


You are dead to me. How dare you?
 
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