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(Buzzfeed)   Is Chicago-style pizza the manliest pizza, or is it just overcompensating for something? Get out your popcorn, because the gauntlet is down   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 260
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2013-05-04 07:33:35 PM  
Chicago style pizza wasn't even invented by a Chicagoan! It was invented by a Texan who had never seen a pizza in his life!
 
2013-05-04 07:33:37 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com image 533x400]

delish


What?..somebody put fresh lettuce and tomato on a baked pizza?...weird
 
2013-05-04 07:33:38 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: HotWingAgenda: I love "Chicago style" dearly, but it's a pie or casserole, not a pizza.  Pizza is flat, with the bare minimum amount of dough necessary to separate the toppings from the stone on which it is baked.  If you have to break out a knife and fork, it's not pizza.

i eat papa john's with a knife and fork sometimes if it's piping hot.  what does that make me?


You eat Papa John's?!  Do you have tastebuds?!

/yecchh!
 
2013-05-04 07:33:41 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Papa John's is the best.  how many OTHER pizza companies do you know that include a bottle of heartstopping liquid garlic butter?


Pizza Hut for me, I like those heart attack-inducing greasebombs disguised as pizzas. Italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon, ham, green peppers, and onions, totally delicious.
 
2013-05-04 07:37:27 PM  
anything with that much cheese qualifies as manly.
 
2013-05-04 07:38:09 PM  
i like all pizza equally.  i just have something special in my heart for lettuce and tomatos on pizza
 
2013-05-04 07:38:15 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Krieghund: thamike: "Pizza" is feminine anyway.

So putting my dick in it doesn't make me gay?

only if you chop it off and make it a pizza topping?


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2013-05-04 07:38:47 PM  
Thin crust pepperoni is all I need.
 
2013-05-04 07:40:30 PM  
Chicago was the first big city I lived in, and I really loved the pizza there. Then I went to work for a while in Sicily. Oh. My. Gawd.

/been a thin crust fan ever since
 
2013-05-04 07:41:12 PM  

leonel: Chicago style pizza wasn't even invented by a Chicagoan! It was invented by a Texan who had never seen a pizza in his life!


I judge food by how it tastes not be who invented it.
 
2013-05-04 07:41:50 PM  
I prefer the standard NY slice but if you want more dough and a thick crust you can always order the rectangular sicilian yeesh.
 
2013-05-04 07:42:08 PM  

namatad: I love all pizza. They have their place.


THIS
 
2013-05-04 07:43:07 PM  
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/Chicago can stay, he likes the pizza
 
2013-05-04 07:43:48 PM  
Chicago pizza is a casserole. It's a yummy casserole, but it's a lousy pizza.

New York pizza is a giant, dense pancake with pizza toppings.
 
2013-05-04 07:44:05 PM  
My goodness thats a lot of food porn

/ Was spent by #9.
// Then went back for round 2.
/// ... for 3 more gooey cheesy slices
 
2013-05-04 07:44:56 PM  
Chicago pizza is disgusting. Just call it a casserole.
 
2013-05-04 07:46:23 PM  
Chicago pizza before going to a Cubs game and getting hammered on Old Style!

Now that's living!
 
2013-05-04 07:46:40 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Chicago pizza is a casserole. It's a yummy casserole, but it's a lousy pizza.

New York pizza is a giant, dense pancake with pizza toppings.


i like pac man pizza
it's like a pizza but there's 1 or 2 slices missing
 
2013-05-04 07:46:53 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: NewportBarGuy: Jon iz teh kewl: i prefer Little Ceasars

You are dead to me. How dare you?

$5 hot and ready

now $8 deep dish


iat isn't quality pizza, but at its price point, it's the best, hands down.

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/Chicago can stay, he likes the pizza


We just rewatched the end of that season the other night. Supernatural really is a damned good TV show. Definitely started going down hill a bit during season 6, but still better than most crap on TV.
 
2013-05-04 07:47:08 PM  

the_rhino: Chicago pizza is disgusting. Just call it a casserole.


A casserole in a crust is a pie. I.E. Pot pie, Shepard's pie, and pizza pie.

As usual the thing that all Chicago style critics have in common is their horrendous ignorance.
 
2013-05-04 07:47:53 PM  
This beats the hell out of a Philly cheese steak i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-04 07:48:52 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: jimmyego: Not sure why I googled "spherical pizza", but now that I have you must all share in this rather scary abomination:




If you stare into the spherical pizza abyss for too long, spherical pizza abyss stares into you.

What in the hell?


It's an abomination unto God himself. It must be brought to my dining room, to be properly disposed of.
 
2013-05-04 07:51:18 PM  

odinsposse: the_rhino: Chicago pizza is disgusting. Just call it a casserole.

A casserole in a crust is a pie. I.E. Pot pie, Shepard's pie, and pizza pie.

As usual the thing that all Chicago style critics have in common is their horrendous ignorance.


You did not just call someone out for ignorance and suggest Shepherd's Pie has crust in the same breath.
 
2013-05-04 07:52:21 PM  

awalkingecho: odinsposse: the_rhino: Chicago pizza is disgusting. Just call it a casserole.

A casserole in a crust is a pie. I.E. Pot pie, Shepard's pie, and pizza pie.

As usual the thing that all Chicago style critics have in common is their horrendous ignorance.

You did not just call someone out for ignorance and suggest Shepherd's Pie has crust in the same breath.


The crust is made of potatoes but it's still a savory pie.
 
2013-05-04 07:52:25 PM  

awalkingecho: odinsposse: the_rhino: Chicago pizza is disgusting. Just call it a casserole.

A casserole in a crust is a pie. I.E. Pot pie, Shepard's pie, and pizza pie.

As usual the thing that all Chicago style critics have in common is their horrendous ignorance.

You did not just call someone out for ignorance and suggest Shepherd's Pie has crust in the same breath.


No mashed potato crust in your kitchen?
 
2013-05-04 07:53:26 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Chicago pizza is a casserole. It's a yummy casserole, but it's a lousy pizza.

New York pizza is a giant, dense pancake with pizza toppings.


No true pizza? Really?

Took a friend of mine to Lou Malnati's a month or so ago. He's from Toronto, and kind of gave the pizza a weird look before digging in. After two bites he looked across the table and "What shiat have I been eating all my life and calling 'pizza'?"

These threads make me hate everybody, BTW.
 
2013-05-04 07:53:37 PM  

odinsposse: the_rhino: Chicago pizza is disgusting. Just call it a casserole.

A casserole in a crust is a pie. I.E. Pot pie, Shepard's pie, and pizza pie.

As usual the thing that all Chicago style critics have in common is their horrendous ignorance.


Would you like some ointment for that butthurt? I ain't even sorry, Chicago pizza is a culinary abomination.
 
2013-05-04 07:53:58 PM  
I don't consider it to be crust per se but I will meet you in the middle and concede semantics if you want
 
2013-05-04 07:54:41 PM  
I'll say I like Chicago-style pizza. But only to get Chicagoans to shut their farking yaps for five seconds.
 
2013-05-04 07:57:49 PM  
Chicago-style pizza = Lard pie. Admittedly a delicious, sinful treat, but not pizza. New York-style pizza = Actual pizza. You just can't compare the beautiful, fresh, genius simplicity of authentic pizza with a fatty pie crust then stuffed with 2 more pounds of fat.
 
2013-05-04 07:58:03 PM  
Pizza Hut makes the best pizza of any place I've ever been!
 
2013-05-04 07:58:30 PM  

awalkingecho: I don't consider it to be crust per se but I will meet you in the middle and concede semantics if you want


If it isn't crust, then what is it? Do you have some term that can define it?
 
2013-05-04 07:58:54 PM  
Not a fan of Chicago style pizza.  I can see where others might like it but not my style.
 
2013-05-04 07:59:55 PM  
www.buffalochow.com Bocce pizza...Buffalo NY
 
2013-05-04 07:59:58 PM  
nestle makes the best

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2013-05-04 08:00:40 PM  
Sabatini's, Exeter, PA. Best pizza anywhere.

That said, I prefer good NY pizza (Grimaldi's, John's on Bleecker - though they're not much alike) to good Chicago pizza. Chicago pizza is a great first slice, and then you get sick of the tomato soup and biscuit crust.
 
2013-05-04 08:03:26 PM  
There was a pizza place near my college in Minnesota that put thin slices of potato between the sauce and the cheese on their pizzas. I've been doing it ever since. Fantastic.

Also, if we are gonna go deep dish:
www.northstarcamaroclub.com
www.colonialchurch.org

Rockin. You can feel your ventricles slamming shut.

/I miss St. Paul sometimes
//not often during the winter
 
2013-05-04 08:04:15 PM  

Sid_6.7: awalkingecho: I don't consider it to be crust per se but I will meet you in the middle and concede semantics if you want

If it isn't crust, then what is it? Do you have some term that can define it?


I can see a case to be made for calling it such but it doesn't fall under my personal umbrella of definition. It was always "browned potatoes" in my household and "crust" tended to involve pastry or dough. Plus it isn't a base or vessel but rather a topping. I don't call my breadcrumbs on my baked macaroni and cheese a crust, either. But I can see as that differs from person to person and as I said... Semantics and I can respect the varied definition.
 
2013-05-04 08:08:03 PM  
Wouldn't a truly manly piece of pizza have things like chainsaws and live sharks on it?
 
2013-05-04 08:08:14 PM  
Jon iz teh kewl

Pi33a?
Pieea?

Pieea pie?
 
2013-05-04 08:09:54 PM  
it's  like sloppy second, only it's the first time
 
2013-05-04 08:10:18 PM  
Came for Death. Leaving happy.
 
2013-05-04 08:11:18 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: nestle makes the best

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...yum
 
2013-05-04 08:14:37 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2013-05-04 08:14:57 PM  

genner: Challenge excepted.

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Eh, eaten there. Would take NY style over it any day.
 
2013-05-04 08:17:23 PM  
slice.seriouseats.com
I loves Chicago deep dish.
//Little Caesars
/FTW!

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2013-05-04 08:18:27 PM  
The best white pizza I have ever had is from Pines of Rome in Bethesda, MD.  Try it!
 
2013-05-04 08:21:38 PM  
If you like eating a hunk of refined white GMO flour, which has very little nutritional value and will seize up your intestines, topped with pesticide-laden GMO tomato, onion and peppers, plus cheese and meat both laced with hormones and antibiotics ... and giving this to your kids also... then yeah!  Pizza!
 
2013-05-04 08:23:01 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Coach_J: You either live in a double-wide or you are a pizza thread troll.

I won't feed Jet's to my dog. Because even he won't eat that shiat.

Oh bullshiat, it's highly regarded by almost everybody who has tried it. If anybody is trolling, it's you.


Citation please Cletus.
 
2013-05-04 08:24:17 PM  

TreeHugger: If you like eating a hunk of refined white GMO flour, which has very little nutritional value and will seize up your intestines, topped with pesticide-laden GMO tomato, onion and peppers, plus cheese and meat both laced with hormones and antibiotics ... and giving this to your kids also... then yeah!  Pizza!


Stop, you're making me hungry.
 
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