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2013-05-04 01:58:09 PM
I do not care for Chicago style pizza. I prefer New York style.
 
2013-05-04 01:59:54 PM
3. BECAUSE IT'S THICK AND DEEP.


Yeah, so's my cock. Why don't you eat that!

This culinary abomination is NOT pizza. It's a bread-bowl, people. Get it right!
 
2013-05-04 02:07:07 PM
i prefer Little Ceasars
 
2013-05-04 02:07:59 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i prefer Little Ceasars


You are dead to me. How dare you?
 
2013-05-04 02:10:21 PM

NewportBarGuy: Jon iz teh kewl: i prefer Little Ceasars

You are dead to me. How dare you?


$5 hot and ready

now $8 deep dish
 
2013-05-04 02:35:17 PM

NewportBarGuy: This culinary abomination is NOT pizza. It's a bread-bowl, people. Get it right!


Thick crust = bread bowl.  Stuffed = cheese pot pie with meat.  Ergo, Stuffed Chicago pizza > thick-crust Chicago pizza.
 
2013-05-04 03:06:46 PM
How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.
 
2013-05-04 03:11:08 PM
Papa John's is the best.  how many OTHER pizza companies do you know that include a bottle of heartstopping liquid garlic butter?
 
2013-05-04 03:13:56 PM

eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.


Because this is the internet, what else are we going to do?
 
2013-05-04 03:18:11 PM

Metalupis: eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.

Because this is the internet, what else are we going to do?


Um, masturbate?

Anyhoo, while I don't see the point of arguing one way or another about things like pizza styles, I admit to being endlessly fascinated by the people who do argue about things like pizza styles.

I just wanna open their skulls, scoop out their brains and examine them.
 
2013-05-04 03:19:03 PM
Pizza:
1) new york style - thin, cut in wedges, yummy
2) detroit pan - thickish - squares - yummy
3) chicago thin - thicker than NYS - cut in 2"x2" squares - yummy
4) chicago thick - connies/unos style - thick and dough - yummy
5) chicago thick - lou malnati style - thick and solid (butter crusty) - yummy
6) chicago stuffed - cheese pie with sauce on top - yummy
7) other variants

tada
guess what
NO one in the universe cares what you think of something that you dont like.
I love all pizza. They have their place.
 
2013-05-04 03:20:02 PM

eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?
If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.
I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.


tiny brained people want to be right?
 
2013-05-04 03:20:27 PM
In before Hurr Casserole.
 
2013-05-04 03:23:58 PM
Detroit style FTW!
www.michigan.org
 
2013-05-04 03:24:39 PM
Chicago pizza is lasagna with bread. Just call it lasagna with bread.
 
2013-05-04 03:27:11 PM

eraser8: Metalupis: eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.

Because this is the internet, what else are we going to do?

Um, masturbate?

Anyhoo, while I don't see the point of arguing one way or another about things like pizza styles, I admit to being endlessly fascinated by the people who do argue about things like pizza styles.

I just wanna open their skulls, scoop out their brains and examine them.



I totally recommend these; they're perfect for the job.

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2013-05-04 03:28:04 PM

namatad: Pizza:
1) new york style - thin, cut in wedges, yummy
2) detroit pan - thickish - squares - yummy
3) chicago thin - thicker than NYS - cut in 2"x2" squares - yummy
4) chicago thick - connies/unos style - thick and dough - yummy
5) chicago thick - lou malnati style - thick and solid (butter crusty) - yummy
6) chicago stuffed - cheese pie with sauce on top - yummy
7) other variants

tada
guess what
NO one in the universe cares what you think of something that you dont like.
I love all pizza. They have their place.


[smartest]
 
2013-05-04 03:28:38 PM
Oh, look... it's this thread again
 
2013-05-04 03:30:10 PM

eraser8: Metalupis: eraser8: How about just accepting the fact that it's one style of many?

If you like it, fine: eat it.  If you don't like it, fine: don't eat it.

I guess I just don't see the point in arguing about it.

Because this is the internet, what else are we going to do?

Um, masturbate?

Anyhoo, while I don't see the point of arguing one way or another about things like pizza styles, I admit to being endlessly fascinated by the people who do argue about things like pizza styles.

I just wanna open their skulls, scoop out their brains and examine them.


And then slice the brains thin and serve on whatever type of pizza you happen to like
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-05-04 03:31:18 PM
New York, Chicago, Detroit...

Can we all just agree that Ohio-style anything is disgusting?
 
2013-05-04 03:32:25 PM

MBK: New York, Chicago, Detroit...

Can we all just agree that Ohio-style anything is disgusting?


What is Ohio style?
 
2013-05-04 03:33:48 PM

Metalupis: What is Ohio style?


Trailers, red necks and despair.
 
2013-05-04 03:33:53 PM
All pizza is good.
 
2013-05-04 03:34:22 PM
casserole
 
2013-05-04 03:35:11 PM

Metalupis: MBK: New York, Chicago, Detroit...

Can we all just agree that Ohio-style anything is disgusting?

What is Ohio style?


Cleveland-steamer thin crust?
 
2013-05-04 03:38:30 PM

downstairs: All pizza is good.


Almost.  Any pizza that uses barbecue sauce can go straight to hell.  Also, Sir Pizza.  They can die.

In my mind, at least.  My roommate loves that barbecue sauce pizza crap.
 
2013-05-04 03:41:04 PM

Relatively Obscure: Any pizza that uses barbecue sauce can go straight to hell.


No way man, Jet's bbq chicken pizza is delicious.
 
2013-05-04 03:41:38 PM
"Pizza" is feminine anyway.
 
2013-05-04 03:42:06 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Relatively Obscure: Any pizza that uses barbecue sauce can go straight to hell.

No way man, Jet's bbq chicken pizza is delicious.


have you tried Jet's BLT pizza?  it's SUBLIME

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2013-05-04 03:42:55 PM

Relatively Obscure: downstairs: All pizza is good.

Almost.  Any pizza that uses barbecue sauce can go straight to hell.  Also, Sir Pizza.  They can die.

In my mind, at least.  My roommate loves that barbecue sauce pizza crap.


Ewwww... they make pizza with BBQ sauce?

Ok, I retract my over-reaching statement.
 
2013-05-04 03:42:59 PM

Relatively Obscure: downstairs: All pizza is good.

Almost.  Any pizza that uses barbecue sauce can go straight to hell.  Also, Sir Pizza.  They can die.

In my mind, at least.  My roommate loves that barbecue sauce pizza crap.


If your using bbq sauce the toppings better be something like pulled pork or beef, maybe chicken. And always warn someone if they might not realize, horrible to bite into that not expecting it
 
2013-05-04 03:43:27 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: have you tried Jet's BLT pizza?  it's SUBLIME


Yeah that's great too. Jet's is the best pizza chain out there as far as I'm concerned.
 
2013-05-04 03:43:52 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Popcorn Johnny: Relatively Obscure: Any pizza that uses barbecue sauce can go straight to hell.

No way man, Jet's bbq chicken pizza is delicious.

have you tried Jet's BLT pizza?  it's SUBLIME

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Yeah, but "BBQ" and "BBQ sauce" are two different things.
 
2013-05-04 03:44:07 PM
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delish
 
2013-05-04 03:45:05 PM

downstairs: Yeah, but "BBQ" and "BBQ sauce" are two different things.


Jet's uses Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce on it.
 
2013-05-04 03:46:55 PM

Popcorn Johnny: downstairs: Yeah, but "BBQ" and "BBQ sauce" are two different things.

Jet's uses Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce on it.


There's a local pizza place in Ames, IA that does that as well, pretty tasty if you want something different
 
2013-05-04 03:49:06 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Relatively Obscure: Any pizza that uses barbecue sauce can go straight to hell.

No way man, Jet's bbq chicken pizza is delicious.


I haven't.  And there may be one out there which uses barbecue sauce that I would like, I guess.  I haven't met it yet.

Metalupis:  And always warn someone if they might not realize, horrible to bite into that not expecting it

Also, THIS.
 
2013-05-04 03:57:37 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: $5 hot and ready


Reminds me of a girl I used to know.
 
2013-05-04 04:01:20 PM
Meh. Buzzfeed. Not clicking.
 
2013-05-04 04:01:26 PM

Indolent: Jon iz teh kewl: $5 hot and ready

Reminds me of a girl I used to know.


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PUT YER SHIRT BACK ON!
 
2013-05-04 04:06:07 PM
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Beware or be aware.. WEREPIZZA!!!
 
2013-05-04 04:09:58 PM
True "Chicago style" pizza is just a doughy quiche or casserole that isn't true pizza.
 
2013-05-04 05:07:30 PM
Chicago style pizza is great, and that's saying a lot for me, because Cubs. New York style is great, and that's saying a lot for me, because Mets. Only pizza I despise? St. Louis style. And that's saying a lot for me, because Cardinals.

/why yes, I have started drinking today
 
2013-05-04 05:11:41 PM

Indolent: Jon iz teh kewl: $5 hot and ready

Reminds me of a girl I used to know.


That's an odd way of referring to your mother.
 
2013-05-04 05:12:17 PM
In fairness to the regional styles, I'll eat them, and often enjoy them even, but if given my druthers I'd rather a simple grilled focaccia with plum tomato, fresh mozzarella and finished with basil. Oil the dough slightly, with a little salt and pepper, and maybe a bit of thyme and rosemary, and I'm in heaven.
 
2013-05-04 05:15:07 PM

hubiestubert: In fairness to the regional styles, I'll eat them, and often enjoy them even, but if given my druthers I'd rather a simple grilled focaccia with plum tomato, fresh mozzarella and finished with basil. Oil the dough slightly, with a little salt and pepper, and maybe a bit of thyme and rosemary, and I'm in heaven.


That sounds really good, but it definitely is not MANLY.
 
2013-05-04 05:20:53 PM

thamike: "Pizza" is feminine anyway.


So putting my dick in it doesn't make me gay?
 
2013-05-04 05:24:45 PM

show me: hubiestubert: In fairness to the regional styles, I'll eat them, and often enjoy them even, but if given my druthers I'd rather a simple grilled focaccia with plum tomato, fresh mozzarella and finished with basil. Oil the dough slightly, with a little salt and pepper, and maybe a bit of thyme and rosemary, and I'm in heaven.

That sounds really good, but it definitely is not MANLY.


Simplicity and lack of pretense is always manly.
 
2013-05-04 05:29:31 PM

Krieghund: thamike: "Pizza" is feminine anyway.

So putting my dick in it doesn't make me gay?



Note to self: be exceedingly cautious if Krieghund invites you to dinner and offers to make "my famous sausage pizza"
 
2013-05-04 05:38:41 PM

Krieghund: thamike: "Pizza" is feminine anyway.

So putting my dick in it doesn't make me gay?


only if you chop it off and make it a pizza topping?
 
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