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(Queerty)   One Million Moms targets Philips Norelco because (hold on to your seats folks): They promote manscaping   (queerty.com) divider line 15
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2013-05-04 08:06:42 PM
3 votes:
A couple hundred slack-titted gorgons.
2013-05-04 09:55:45 PM
2 votes:
I'd bet anything that half a million of those moms' husbands are cheating on them.

With guys.
2013-05-04 05:22:11 PM
2 votes:
So what's five angry coonts and a fax machine up to today?
2013-05-06 12:27:32 AM
1 votes:
dp.helderksun.com
Here comes Santa to help all you good little boys be smooth little boys!
2013-05-05 10:16:56 PM
1 votes:

Kevin72: This proves the adage that even a broken clock is right two times a day. The same youth who learn about sex from porn and think "their dick looks bigger if you shave your pubes" also think girls want you to masturbate onto their faces "a facial". No it doesn't make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider. Go ahead and shave your pubes and look like a pindick, whatever.


Have you ever had a condom roll up in your pubic hair? I guess not. Hurts like hell.
2013-05-05 09:08:05 AM
1 votes:

Fark_Guy_Rob: Meh - I don't agree with them; but they aren't against people shaving/trimming certain body areas - they are against the TV commercial portraying it.

Most Mom's had sex voluntarily.  Not wanting hardcore porn on TV doesn't mean they are against sex.  Not wanting some dude shaving his junk on TV doesn't mean they are against some dude shaving his junk.


You know what, we've had to endure feminine itching on the farking beach commercials during dinner time for basically my entire life. I think some uptight soccer mom can endure one commercial about shaving.
2013-05-05 02:29:26 AM
1 votes:
This proves the adage that even a broken clock is right two times a day. The same youth who learn about sex from porn and think "their dick looks bigger if you shave your pubes" also think girls want you to masturbate onto their faces "a facial". No it doesn't make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider. Go ahead and shave your pubes and look like a pindick, whatever.
2013-05-04 10:16:09 PM
1 votes:
One Million* Moms

/* - 1000000 binary
2013-05-04 08:35:34 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Satanic_Hamster: BarkingUnicorn: Not another one, just a face of the American Family Association.

Like I said, isn't it run by men on top of that?  (million moms)

They also have One Million Dads but we never hear about them.


They have jobs and responsibilities.
/ducks
2013-05-04 05:54:37 PM
1 votes:
Dave Chappelle understands. Because you want to know something? I'm getting some work done. Surprise. Yes. Nothing major. You would never know if I didn't tell you, but it's some shiat I'm insecure about that I want to work on. If you must know I'm getting Botox done on my balls to get these wrinkles out. Finally to have these just as smooth as eggs and oh, I can't wait. I cannot wait. And I'm not stopping there. That's just phase one, baby. I'd be like Bob Vila, these old balls, I'm fixing them up. I'm plucking all the hair out. I got to make room, I know there is, I got to make room, I'm going to tattoo a gangster-ass face on with mean expressions, like this. Then I'll grow the hair back on the bottom, so they got beards like me. Then I'm hitting that beach and looking for ball-suckers. I'm going to wear some high shorts, just like this. And walk up to women with a confidence I've never had before. "Pardon me, miss, I don't mean to be rude, but do you suck balls?"

"Excuse me?"

"Miss, relax, you didn't even let me finish. Do you suck these balls?"

"Oh, my God, those balls are as smooth as eggs. Yes, I'll suck them."

I've played this scenario out in my mind a million times, lady, that's how it always ends, "Yes, I'll suck those balls."
2013-05-04 05:30:59 PM
1 votes:
Poor wittle bushy house pets, don't worry:  When you catch your husband doing this its not for you.
2013-05-04 05:25:21 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if there's really a million of them...

Does anyone else hear that? It sounds like flight of the valkyries, and...

Oh my god.


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2013-05-04 05:25:10 PM
1 votes:
Counter-protests planned by the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
2013-05-04 05:21:39 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-04 03:10:16 PM
1 votes:
Then he looks in the mirror, admires himself, and says, "I'd F*** me."

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