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(Queerty)   One Million Moms targets Philips Norelco because (hold on to your seats folks): They promote manscaping   (queerty.com) divider line 92
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2013-05-04 03:10:16 PM  
Then he looks in the mirror, admires himself, and says, "I'd F*** me."

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2013-05-04 03:25:25 PM  
I used to get the one million moms emails. They were always absolutely hilarious. Lots of angry pearl clutching.
 
2013-05-04 03:28:30 PM  
For the record: I am not affiliated with, nor have I ever been a member of One Million Moms.
 
2013-05-04 04:27:50 PM  

Nezorf: I used to get the one million moms emails. They were always absolutely hilarious. Lots of angry pearl clutching.


I can only imagine.
 
2013-05-04 04:34:37 PM  
Won't somebody please think of the chiiilllllllllldreennnnnnnnnnn???
 
2013-05-04 05:21:39 PM  
oh-my-god-who-the-hell-cares.jpg
 
2013-05-04 05:22:11 PM  
So what's five angry coonts and a fax machine up to today?
 
2013-05-04 05:25:10 PM  
Counter-protests planned by the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
 
2013-05-04 05:25:21 PM  
I wonder if there's really a million of them...

Does anyone else hear that? It sounds like flight of the valkyries, and...

Oh my god.


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2013-05-04 05:26:45 PM  
One Million coonts
 
2013-05-04 05:30:04 PM  

Chariset: Won't somebody please think of the chiiilllllllllldreennnnnnnnnnn???


That sounds like the way a pedo talks. Everytime one of them thar Republican politicians talks like that, years later people find out he farked a kid, teenager, gay, animal, Dominican teenage boy(Hi Rush Limbaugh and your eternal supply of Viagra on your private plane).

/Million Moms dude is such a nasty child abuser as he rips apart families for his crusade against 'life, the universe and everything'.
 
2013-05-04 05:30:59 PM  
Poor wittle bushy house pets, don't worry:  When you catch your husband doing this its not for you.
 
2013-05-04 05:32:02 PM  

Nezorf: I used to get the one million moms emails. They were always absolutely hilarious. Lots of angry pearl clutching.


Isn't that group run by men?  Thought it was another right wing fake outrage whiner group.
 
2013-05-04 05:42:39 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Nezorf: I used to get the one million moms emails. They were always absolutely hilarious. Lots of angry pearl clutching.

Isn't that group run by men?  Thought it was another right wing fake outrage whiner group.


Not  another one, just a face of the American Family Association.
 
2013-05-04 05:54:37 PM  
Dave Chappelle understands. Because you want to know something? I'm getting some work done. Surprise. Yes. Nothing major. You would never know if I didn't tell you, but it's some shiat I'm insecure about that I want to work on. If you must know I'm getting Botox done on my balls to get these wrinkles out. Finally to have these just as smooth as eggs and oh, I can't wait. I cannot wait. And I'm not stopping there. That's just phase one, baby. I'd be like Bob Vila, these old balls, I'm fixing them up. I'm plucking all the hair out. I got to make room, I know there is, I got to make room, I'm going to tattoo a gangster-ass face on with mean expressions, like this. Then I'll grow the hair back on the bottom, so they got beards like me. Then I'm hitting that beach and looking for ball-suckers. I'm going to wear some high shorts, just like this. And walk up to women with a confidence I've never had before. "Pardon me, miss, I don't mean to be rude, but do you suck balls?"

"Excuse me?"

"Miss, relax, you didn't even let me finish. Do you suck these balls?"

"Oh, my God, those balls are as smooth as eggs. Yes, I'll suck them."

I've played this scenario out in my mind a million times, lady, that's how it always ends, "Yes, I'll suck those balls."
 
2013-05-04 05:58:09 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Not another one, just a face of the American Family Association.


Like I said, isn't it run by men on top of that?  (million moms)
 
2013-05-04 06:12:19 PM  
Five or Six Moms
 
2013-05-04 06:16:28 PM  
They can biatch and moan all they want. Nobody is gonna come between my razor and my body hair.
 
2013-05-04 06:40:32 PM  
I don't know what Manscaping is and something tells me I don't really want to Google it...
 
2013-05-04 06:42:43 PM  
 
2013-05-04 06:57:52 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: BarkingUnicorn: Not another one, just a face of the American Family Association.

Like I said, isn't it run by men on top of that?  (million moms)


Yep. And unlike most of those right wing organizations who have at least one woman to trot out to do cable TV interviews, I can't think of any woman in a position of power in the AFA.
 
2013-05-04 07:27:34 PM  
In other news, 40,000 poutraged morons equals "One Million Moms".
 
2013-05-04 07:52:09 PM  
Oh god those biddies need to get a life!  I thought the commercial was hilarious and would have had no problem with my kids at any age watching it.

My daughter told me that she once told her late brother to do a bit of landscaping (he was really light skinned with thick black hair - he had Bruschev eyebrows lol) because his girlfriend would love it.  Sure enough, my son later told my daughter "thanks Sis, you were right!"

/the pain of losing my beloved son will never ever go away but I now can smile and laugh at the memories
 
2013-05-04 07:54:06 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: BarkingUnicorn: Not another one, just a face of the American Family Association.

Like I said, isn't it run by men on top of that?  (million moms)


They also have One Million Dads but we never hear about them.
 
2013-05-04 07:55:57 PM  
Ear hair.  There is no 'pro' position.
 
2013-05-04 08:06:42 PM  
A couple hundred slack-titted gorgons.
 
2013-05-04 08:23:02 PM  

Thats No Moose: I don't know what Manscaping is and something tells me I don't really want to Google it...


It's an album by Wire.

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2013-05-04 08:23:35 PM  
Subby fails at reading.   Another misleading headline on fark
 
2013-05-04 08:34:57 PM  
God no, not a play on "the f word."

How dare products for adults be advertised as such!
 
2013-05-04 08:35:34 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Satanic_Hamster: BarkingUnicorn: Not another one, just a face of the American Family Association.

Like I said, isn't it run by men on top of that?  (million moms)

They also have One Million Dads but we never hear about them.


They have jobs and responsibilities.
/ducks
 
2013-05-04 09:03:42 PM  
Is it hard to be outraged all the time? It seems like it would be.

But so many people are perpetually offended and feel strongly enough about their offended sensibilities to do something besides change the channel.
 
2013-05-04 09:05:00 PM  
fta The ad shouldn't run at any time. It is not only inappropriate for children; it is offensive to adults also.

Idunno. Maybe there are some pretty hairy kids out there.
 
2013-05-04 09:52:41 PM  
You know what offends me? One Million Moms, One Million Dads, and their parent organization, the American Family Association.
 
2013-05-04 09:55:45 PM  
I'd bet anything that half a million of those moms' husbands are cheating on them.

With guys.
 
2013-05-04 10:13:47 PM  
Oh, goody, was looking at the Million Mom's Facebook page and see that my aunt is a fan.
 
2013-05-04 10:16:09 PM  
One Million* Moms

/* - 1000000 binary
 
2013-05-04 11:03:14 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Counter-protests planned by the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.


Many Islands Low Fares
 
2013-05-04 11:34:28 PM  
A considerate man shaves the areas on his body where he wants others to put their mouths.
 
2013-05-04 11:41:07 PM  
Won't people think about the pubic lice.
 
2013-05-05 12:13:37 AM  

Chariset: Won't somebody please think of the chiiilllllllllldreennnnnnnnnnn???


Ok, not that much manscaping.
 
2013-05-05 12:14:50 AM  
So these women want their men like 70's pronstars?  Who knew.
 
2013-05-05 12:42:32 AM  
At this point, I'm about 80% certain that One Million Moms is actually a corporate puppet that various companies utilize in order to generate "controversy" and indignant online responses like this one. I can't think of any company or organization they've taken on that hasn't ended up ahead afterwards.
 
2013-05-05 12:43:04 AM  
Can we PLEASE stop calling them the lie that they call themselves?
 
2013-05-05 12:43:21 AM  
This group exists as a political weapon for the GOP, nothing more, nothing less.  It is run by a guy.  They have to circulate the outrage of the week to keep the engine idling.  Then when they need to ratchet up the poutrage, it doesn't take as much effort.

So, you will see these sorts of things from time to time.  They are absolutely meaningless and only designed to keep the engine primed.
 
2013-05-05 02:20:39 AM  
I just started manscaping so I'm getting a kick...

A shorn scrotum really is breaktaking though.  I suggest you try it.
 
2013-05-05 02:21:33 AM  
Breathtaking.

Not break taking.  Damnit.
 
2013-05-05 02:29:26 AM  
This proves the adage that even a broken clock is right two times a day. The same youth who learn about sex from porn and think "their dick looks bigger if you shave your pubes" also think girls want you to masturbate onto their faces "a facial". No it doesn't make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider. Go ahead and shave your pubes and look like a pindick, whatever.
 
2013-05-05 02:33:28 AM  

Freeballin: I just started manscaping so I'm getting a kick...

A shorn scrotum really is breaktaking though.  I suggest you try it.


The feminization of male America. The hormones in the beef you've been eating remains intact as extra estrogen.
 
2013-05-05 03:17:56 AM  

PsyLord: So these women want their men like 70's pronstars?  Who knew.


I've never met a woman who likes picking hair out of her teeth.

/just sayin'
 
2013-05-05 03:50:22 AM  
My wife likes the Sean Connery/Burt Reynolds/Freddy Mercury look.

Go figure.  Her ideal man is half Sasquatch, half Grateful Dead roadie.

We're in our 40's; probably a generational thing.
 
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