Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Strange Beaver)   Celebrate Star Wars Day the right way. With hot girls who like Star Wars (maybe Not safe for work)   (strangebeaver.com) divider line 143
    More: Cool, Star Wars  
•       •       •

23828 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 May 2013 at 4:58 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



143 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-05-04 12:26:16 PM  
Seeing as the Empire is now under new management:imghumour.com

scarlet-rhapsody.com
 
2013-05-04 03:11:31 PM  
Booba Fett.
 
2013-05-04 03:23:45 PM  
Too many tattoos
www.strangebeaver.com

I would plug something into her port
www.strangebeaver.com
 
2013-05-04 03:44:54 PM  
Just to bring the fun down a notch, let's never forget this stormtrooper:

media1.break.com
 
2013-05-04 04:45:00 PM  
(maybe Not safe for work)
 
When the link says "Strange Beaver", I won't doubt you.

 
2013-05-04 05:02:40 PM  
texdent:
I would plug something into her port
[www.strangebeaver.com image 600x933]


Beeeyyyooooop...
 
2013-05-04 05:02:51 PM  
OMFG, please leave on the mask!

www.strangebeaver.com
 
2013-05-04 05:03:13 PM  
The Force is strong with this one. In my pants, anyway.
 
2013-05-04 05:10:22 PM  
This is relevant to my interests.

Especially the girl dressed up like the twi'lek. It's all about the b.....rain tails; yeah, that's it, brain tails.
 
2013-05-04 05:12:49 PM  
That page loads like I have a 56K modem.  I need the Internet King.
 
2013-05-04 05:13:03 PM  
Dear God, what a boner I got seeing this...

www.strangebeaver.com
 
2013-05-04 05:13:53 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: That page loads like I have a 56K modem.  I need the Internet King.


Perhaps he can provide faster nudity.
 
kab
2013-05-04 05:15:19 PM  

texdent: Too many tattoos
[www.strangebeaver.com image 600x620]


That chick on the right is hot IMO.  Tats and all.
 
2013-05-04 05:16:57 PM  

ggecko: OMFG, please leave on the mask!

[www.strangebeaver.com image 600x1364]



...seriously? She's your idea of ugly?
 
2013-05-04 05:17:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-04 05:17:59 PM  
Warning might have been unnecessary. Maybe not safe for work if you work in Saudi Arabia. Seemed pretty tame and didn't show anything.
 
2013-05-04 05:18:54 PM  
awful lot of attention whoring going on there.
 
2013-05-04 05:18:58 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-05-04 05:19:29 PM  
Oh dear...this should be fun....
 
2013-05-04 05:19:33 PM  
Whose the f*cking prick asshole who told chicks they look hot covered in tats?

I would so like to kick his Goddamned head in.

9 out of 10 hot girls are utterly ruined by ink.

(wish I still had all my 70s-80s Penthouse/Playboys)
 
2013-05-04 05:19:39 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Igor Jakovsky: That page loads like I have a 56K modem.  I need the Internet King.

Perhaps he can provide faster nudity.

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-04 05:22:03 PM  
d17tpoh2r6xvno.cloudfront.net

Best costume on the page hands-down.
Who doesn't love twi'leks?
 
2013-05-04 05:23:21 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Igor Jakovsky: That page loads like I have a 56K modem.  I need the Internet King.

Perhaps he can provide faster nudity.
[farm1.staticflickr.com image 494x640]


Can I have some money now?
 
2013-05-04 05:23:44 PM  
In before "Wah wahh fake nerd girls."
 
2013-05-04 05:23:55 PM  
I would like to hear an anthropologist's theory on why Sexy Reverse-Gendered Darth Vader shows up so often, but Sexy Reverse-Gendered Luke Skywalker and Sexy Reverse-Gendered Han Solo are generally absent.  Nerds like to bang women who speak with a James Earl Jones baritone?
 
2013-05-04 05:25:10 PM  
Usual rules, ladies.

No oral while you're feeling Chewie.
 
2013-05-04 05:25:39 PM  
I'm pretty sure the constitution says that the next fuker that says may the 4th be with you, I'm allowed to punch them in the junk.
 
2013-05-04 05:25:52 PM  
ogrescreamingNERDS!.jpg
 
2013-05-04 05:26:53 PM  
MorePeasPlease:
Who doesn't love twi'leks?

Jabba?
 
2013-05-04 05:27:24 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Best costume on the page hands-down.
Who doesn't love twi'leks?


I hate to be THIS nerdy, but that's an Asari from Mass Effect. Still hot on space alien scale though
 
2013-05-04 05:27:53 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: MorePeasPlease:
Who doesn't love twi'leks?

Jabba?



*Applause*
 
2013-05-04 05:30:52 PM  

KellyX: [fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 500x500]


No.  Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo.  Monday is "Revenge of the Sixth"
 
2013-05-04 05:30:59 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: In before "Wah wahh fake nerd girls."


www.laughlocker.com
 
2013-05-04 05:31:50 PM  

craigdamage: Whose the f*cking prick asshole who told chicks they look hot covered in tats?

I would so like to kick his Goddamned head in.

9 out of 10 hot girls are utterly ruined by ink.

(wish I still had all my 70s-80s Penthouse/Playboys)


You liked chewbacca in a thigh lock didn't you?
 
2013-05-04 05:32:09 PM  

Thurston Howell: Nerds like to bang women who speak with a James Earl Jones baritone?


img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-05-04 05:32:16 PM  
Fun images, sure. But several of them appear to be part of larger photo shoots. Their like of Star Wars, subby, is most likely a direct relation to the amount of money they were paid to put Star Wars clothing on.

Jon iz teh kewl: farm1.staticflickr.com


Part of me wonders if somebody deliberately put three errors in that caption purposely to mess with people in the network field.
 
2013-05-04 05:32:34 PM  

Gigglebyte: I'm pretty sure the constitution says that the next fuker that says may the 4th be with you, I'm allowed to punch them in the junk.


Someone said that to me last year. I had never heard it. I told them none of the films came out on that day. I know because I was there and saw them on day 1. I then asked them kindly to get off my lawn.
 
2013-05-04 05:33:01 PM  

Martycrane: MorePeasPlease: Best costume on the page hands-down.
Who doesn't love twi'leks?

I hate to be THIS nerdy, but that's an Asari from Mass Effect. Still hot on space alien scale though



hee hee
 
2013-05-04 05:34:26 PM  
I find their lack of non-inked skin disturbing.
 
2013-05-04 05:36:56 PM  

Thurston Howell: I would like to hear an anthropologist's theory on why Sexy Reverse-Gendered Darth Vader shows up so often, but Sexy Reverse-Gendered Luke Skywalker and Sexy Reverse-Gendered Han Solo are generally absent.  Nerds like to bang women who speak with a James Earl Jones baritone?


It is the mask I guess, if you took it off and found burnt face chick, you wouldn't think that is sexy would you?

/dunno, someone must be fapping to it.
 
2013-05-04 05:37:19 PM  
So much this one.  Message to the devil.  My soul is available.  Can we work out a deal?

www.strangebeaver.com
 
2013-05-04 05:38:30 PM  
that was a gallery of star whores. yuck!
 
2013-05-04 05:39:11 PM  

Gigglebyte: I'm pretty sure the constitution says that the next fuker that says may the 4th be with you, I'm allowed to punch them in the junk.


i.imgur.com
Bring it on tough guy!
 
2013-05-04 05:39:37 PM  

craigdamage: Whose the f*cking prick asshole who told chicks they look hot covered in tats?

I would so like to kick his Goddamned head in.

9 out of 10 hot girls are utterly ruined by ink.

(wish I still had all my 70s-80s Penthouse/Playboys)


I've always enjoyed that chicks will do pretty much any damn thing you tell them to regardless of how stupid it is.  The funniest part is that after awhile they start to believe that it was their idea.  "Naaah I'm just dumping you because I just decided that you look really stupid with all those tats".
 
2013-05-04 05:40:08 PM  

Thurston Howell: I would like to hear an anthropologist's theory on why Sexy Reverse-Gendered Darth Vader shows up so often, but Sexy Reverse-Gendered Luke Skywalker and Sexy Reverse-Gendered Han Solo are generally absent.  Nerds like to bang women who speak with a James Earl Jones baritone?


The world has many but-her-faces and among them many starve for attention too, this is the answer you are looking for.
 
2013-05-04 05:41:52 PM  

craigdamage: Whose the f*cking prick asshole who told chicks they look hot covered in tats?

I would so like to kick his Goddamned head in.

9 out of 10 hot girls are utterly ruined by ink.

(wish I still had all my 70s-80s Penthouse/Playboys)


I'm with you, bro.
 
2013-05-04 05:43:32 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-05-04 05:43:33 PM  

Dinjiin: Fun images, sure. But several of them appear to be part of larger photo shoots. Their like of Star Wars, subby, is most likely a direct relation to the amount of money they were paid to put Star Wars clothing on.

Jon iz teh kewl: farm1.staticflickr.com

Part of me wonders if somebody deliberately put three errors in that caption purposely to mess with people in the network field.


i'm in the network field and the only air i know of is WHERES MY PAYCHECK!!
 
2013-05-04 05:43:41 PM  
remember....a girl is only as "cool" as her last boyfriend.
 
2013-05-04 05:43:56 PM  
uberhumor.com
 
Displayed 50 of 143 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report