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(The Big Lead)   Why are these two barefoot girls fighting over second base at a Padres game (including a hip toss Ronda Rousey would be proud of)? Who cares. They're hot   (thebiglead.com) divider line 42
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2013-05-04 01:51:49 PM  
Awesomesauce!
 
2013-05-04 02:01:34 PM  
Looks like she got caught stealing.
 
2013-05-04 03:18:16 PM  
I'd slide headfirst.
 
2013-05-04 03:27:16 PM  
I would lick all that dirt off of their feet.
 
2013-05-04 04:01:00 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: I would lick all that dirt off of their feet.


uh... wow
 
2013-05-04 04:20:55 PM  
Great practice run! Now let's try it with less clothing.
 
2013-05-04 04:23:55 PM  
This represents the high point of Padres baseball. It's all downhill from here.
 
2013-05-04 04:32:13 PM  
Baseball needs more of this
 
2013-05-04 04:34:11 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: I would lick all that dirt off of their feet.


Creey, Padre.
 
2013-05-04 04:35:46 PM  
The one on the left seems to have gotten to second base.

/if ya know what i mean
 
2013-05-04 04:49:01 PM  
San Diego?  These girls are mid to high AVERAGE for San Diego...not saying we're spoiled here, but we're totally spoiled here.
 
2013-05-04 04:50:09 PM  
I'd play a double header.
 
2013-05-04 05:02:42 PM  
I'd like to get to second base with both of them, then steal third and home.   Then take a curtain call.
 
2013-05-04 05:22:33 PM  

ShiningWizard: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I would lick all that dirt off of their feet.

uh... wow


I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear them fart through a walkie-talkie
 
2013-05-04 05:47:39 PM  
That would've broken every bone in Zach Greinke's body.
 
2013-05-04 06:03:49 PM  

obeymatt: That would've broken every bone in Zach Greinke's body.


heh
 
2013-05-04 06:10:05 PM  
That was... rather physical for the amount of smiles both had.
 
2013-05-04 06:16:36 PM  
What's that sign say?

No barefeet.

What's THAT sign say?

No fighting.

What does it mean?

No fighting.
 
2013-05-04 06:34:51 PM  

Vangor: That was... rather physical for the amount of smiles both had.


Obviously they are sisters.
Good sisters.
Sweet, pretty, wanna-jam-them-full-of-man-meat sisters.
 
2013-05-04 07:46:15 PM  
Who cares.
 
2013-05-04 08:21:44 PM  
OH MAH GAWD KING SHE JUST BROKE THAT GIRL IN HALF THAT GIRL HAS A FAMILY
 
2013-05-04 08:32:48 PM  
The're "white trash" hot, but that throw was kind of sweet.
 
2013-05-04 08:33:38 PM  

Vangor: That was... rather physical for the amount of smiles both had.


They had an audience. Add three drinks to each of them, and I guarantee those smiles would've been replaced with slurred epithets, more hair-pulling, and better wardrobe malfunctions.
 
2013-05-04 08:38:58 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ShiningWizard: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I would lick all that dirt off of their feet.

uh... wow

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear them fart through a walkie-talkie


www.charactergrades.com
 
2013-05-04 08:40:26 PM  

Cagey B: This represents the high point of Padres baseball. It's all downhill from here.


If they promise to start doing that at least once an inning, every single game, I'll actually start coming to games.  I think I know someone with season tickets that he never uses.
 
2013-05-04 08:50:11 PM  
They could both hip toss me.
 
2013-05-04 09:29:02 PM  
I'd spike her thigh.
 
2013-05-04 10:10:08 PM  
I'm put on the squeeze play.
 
2013-05-04 10:17:41 PM  
And as a bonus, Farkers, they're Padres fans. So no matter how badly you mistreat them or disappoint them, they'll always come back to you.
 
2013-05-04 10:33:54 PM  
2 girls, 1 base?
 
2013-05-04 11:11:46 PM  
From tonight...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-04 11:24:21 PM  

carnifex2005: From tonight...

[i.imgur.com image 850x635]


nofactzone.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-04 11:25:25 PM  

carnifex2005: From tonight...

[i.imgur.com image 850x635]


From preseason...

i1282.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-05 12:52:56 AM  

Mentat: carnifex2005: From tonight...

[i.imgur.com image 850x635]

From preseason...

[i1282.photobucket.com image 530x325]


HA! to both
 
2013-05-05 02:27:22 AM  

beerrun: 2 girls, 1 base?


But, there were two more bases there.
 
2013-05-05 02:52:22 AM  
I would try to take them out
 
2013-05-05 08:35:48 AM  
I would perform the rare dirt diamond double Alabama hot pocket in this case.
 
2013-05-05 10:22:31 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Looks like she got caught stealing.


Once. When she was five.
 
2013-05-05 10:26:04 AM  

eudemonist: CruiserTwelve: Looks like she got caught stealing.

Once. When she was five.


she enjoys stealing.  Just as simple as that.
 
2013-05-05 01:29:14 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ShiningWizard: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I would lick all that dirt off of their feet.

uh... wow

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear them fart through a walkie-talkie


imageshack.us
 
2013-05-05 03:02:46 PM  
www.biography.com

approves
 
2013-05-05 03:04:22 PM  
oops, wrong thread.

I have the  "Colorado police say no crime was committed when a second-grade teacher taped shut the mouths of 28 kids" thread open in another tab.
 
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