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(Sun News Network)   Man gets stabbed over a bag of corn chips. You would expect that kind of behavior in a dispute over a Klondike Bar   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 30
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2013-05-04 12:14:29 PM  
i39.tinypic.com

From my cold, dead hands!
 
2013-05-04 02:31:04 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [i39.tinypic.com image 367x500]

From my cold, dead hands!


I was just coming here to say that if they were chili cheese Fritos, I totally understand.

Speaking of delicious Fritos, I wish they'd bring back the Jalapeno flavored. Those were even better than chili cheese.
 
2013-05-04 02:45:18 PM  
Well, apparently they have a meth problem in Winnipeg, too.
 
2013-05-04 02:48:50 PM  
www.wjm2234.com

/cronchy?
 
2013-05-04 02:49:46 PM  
Ha! Good one, subby!!
 
2013-05-04 02:52:26 PM  
Please not Winnipeg....please not Winnipeg ....please not Winnipeg.

*checks article

Dammit!

/staying in the burbs then.
 
2013-05-04 02:55:58 PM  

FrancoFile: Well, apparently they have a meth problem in Winnipeg, too.


Winnipeg is what the world would be like if there were no black people to make the Cool for us Whiggers.

Seriously. Google "Winnipeg bands" and listen to some of the whitest music this side of that lost Kingdom in Afghanistan where The Man Who Would Be King takes place. We're talking Whiter than A Lighter Shade of Pale, What White People Like, and Old Country music combined.

Have you ever noticed how lounge music and country music recycled the soul music of the 1950s? You can find a country cover of almost everything that Sam Cooke ever sang.

Actually black music steals from white music all the time, but they do tend to sing it better. Yellowman sings "Country Roads". And what's the deal with "Over the Rainbow"? Are all these black guys gay or not?

How do you tell a black guy is gay? I mean apart from the obvious cases.

But I digress. Back to our sheep.

Winnipeg. They named a bear after it! You'd know that if you had watched a lot of Canadian TV about twenty or thirty years ago.
 
2013-05-04 02:57:58 PM  
Where are all my corny jokes at?

You should be on to Cheezy Poof jokes by now.
 
2013-05-04 02:59:46 PM  
The headline is funny and very, very dumb.

...I know, right?
 
2013-05-04 03:08:09 PM  
corn nuts
 
2013-05-04 03:19:03 PM  

hitmanric: Please not Winnipeg....please not Winnipeg ....please not Winnipeg.

*checks article

Dammit!

/staying in the burbs then.


Huh.  when seeing the headline, Winnepeg - or any part of Canada for that matter - wouldn't have been my first thought.  Florida, Arizona, or Texas, in that order.
 
2013-05-04 03:21:53 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-04 03:24:05 PM  
What would you doo-ooh-ooh for a Klondike Bar...

MURDER
 
2013-05-04 03:26:06 PM  
Maybe the guy double dipped. Because that's a stabbin'.
 
2013-05-04 03:26:55 PM  
olderbudnoweiser: The Frito Bandito

www.cbc.ca

Yeah, he looks like a Mexican to me, too.
Needs to work on his mustache, though.
 
2013-05-04 03:32:41 PM  
"Cronchy"?

imageshack.us
 
2013-05-04 03:36:37 PM  
Usually the inside of my throat is the only thing getting stabbed when corn chips are involved.
 
2013-05-04 03:39:09 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-04 03:48:06 PM  
What would I do for a Klondike bar? A lot less than what I would do for a real ice cream bar that didn't turn my hands into a sticky shiatshow after the first bite.

Klondike bars are the worst things to happen to ice cream since french vanilla.
 
2013-05-04 03:50:39 PM  
At 160 calories per ounce, they are to stab for.
 
2013-05-04 03:55:59 PM  
A Downtown BIZ watch ambassador ? Huh ???
 
2013-05-04 04:07:38 PM  

lazymojo: hitmanric: Please not Winnipeg....please not Winnipeg ....please not Winnipeg.

*checks article

Dammit!

/staying in the burbs then.

Huh.  when seeing the headline, Winnepeg - or any part of Canada for that matter - wouldn't have been my first thought.  Florida, Arizona, or Texas, in that order.


The Sun media icon narrowed it to Canada. The "stabbed over corn chips" narrowed it to Winnipeg.

RY28: A Downtown BIZ watch ambassador ? Huh ???


Basically a downtown patrol of unarmed volunteers that keep panhandlers and the homeless from pestering everyone.
 
2013-05-04 04:13:57 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: At 160 calories per ounce, they are to stab for.


iamkoream.com
 
2013-05-04 04:50:58 PM  
Hospital bills, infections, life threatening injuries...
looks like he's gotten all that...

[sunglasses]

...and a bag of chips.
 
2013-05-04 04:59:51 PM  
I guess they couldn't just taco about it.

http://vimeo.com/65102146
 
2013-05-04 05:08:55 PM  
6 years? Dude jumps some guy and stabs him 11 times for no farking reason and get only 6 years, WTF Canada.
 
2013-05-04 09:58:21 PM  
If the Frito Bandito wants your chips, hand them over, hombre!
 
2013-05-04 10:05:11 PM  
Are we ready to discuss sensible restrictions on knives?
 
2013-05-04 10:09:41 PM  
Cornchips?

i3.ytimg.com

/hot link
//best not better be obscure.
 
2013-05-05 12:28:57 AM  

brantgoose: FrancoFile: Well, apparently they have a meth problem in Winnipeg, too.

Winnipeg is what the world would be like if there were no black people to make the Cool for us Whiggers.

Seriously. Google "Winnipeg bands" and listen to some of the whitest music this side of that lost Kingdom in Afghanistan where The Man Who Would Be King takes place. We're talking Whiter than A Lighter Shade of Pale, What White People Like, and Old Country music combined.

Have you ever noticed how lounge music and country music recycled the soul music of the 1950s? You can find a country cover of almost everything that Sam Cooke ever sang.

Actually black music steals from white music all the time, but they do tend to sing it better. Yellowman sings "Country Roads". And what's the deal with "Over the Rainbow"? Are all these black guys gay or not?

How do you tell a black guy is gay? I mean apart from the obvious cases.

But I digress. Back to our sheep.

Winnipeg. They named a bear after it! You'd know that if you had watched a lot of Canadian TV about twenty or thirty years ago.


WTF did I just read?
 
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