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(Yorkshire Post)   Man escalates speeding ticket to obstruction of justice conviction after learning what happens on the internet, doesn't stay on the internet   (yorkshirepost.co.uk) divider line 57
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2013-05-04 02:04:31 PM  
Imagine if someone laid a finger on their Butterfinger.
 
2013-05-04 02:16:34 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Imagine if someone laid a finger on their Butterfinger.


Well, we certainly know no one has laid a finger on yours in a while.

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2013-05-04 02:17:03 PM  
I'm confused by the article. It's clearly not the United States, but they're measuring speed in miles per hour.

I was pretty sure that the only place left in the world that uses miles instead of kilometers used the dollar instead of the pound.

Anyway, the biker is a dumbass and he got what he deserved.
 
2013-05-04 02:17:57 PM  
Aw crap. Two posts in and the thread's already contaminated.
 
2013-05-04 02:18:35 PM  
And to think, here in 'Murica he'd be lauded as a job creator and his state and federal legislative representatives would have been there in court to testify on his behalf that if he was fined, he'd have to fire vital employees rather than take a .5% hit to his company's profits.

/I'm exaggerating
//or am I?
///third slashie for great justice!
 
2013-05-04 02:18:36 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Aw crap. Two posts in and the thread's already contaminated.


Well, if you'd wash your hands after going to the bathroom, you wouldn't have a problem with crap contamination.
 
2013-05-04 02:19:26 PM  
Who  the  f*ck  needs to be anywhere that involves driving at 122 MPH on roads with, like, other people and sh*t?  Do 16 year old girls still get all gooey over that sh*t, or something?
 
2013-05-04 02:20:58 PM  
FTA:   "lied to police officers and told them someone else was at the wheel of his Honda bike"

Well there is his first problem. Police know bikes don't have steering wheels.
 
2013-05-04 02:22:25 PM  
 
2013-05-04 02:22:55 PM  

bunner: Who  the  f*ck  needs to be anywhere that involves driving at 122 MPH on roads with, like, other people and sh*t?  Do 16 year old girls still get all gooey over that sh*t, or something?


Organ donors.
 
2013-05-04 02:25:01 PM  

hardinparamedic: Organ donors.


Pretty much, yeah.  I mean, you wanna impress me?  Stop making useless vehicles that will go 210 MPH and make on that can go 600 miles on a single battery charge.  We're all moved in kids.  "Blowed up real good" just ain't all that anymore.
 
2013-05-04 02:25:47 PM  
FTA, "Alongside anti-social behaviour, speeding is the biggest issue out there."

Wut?
 
2013-05-04 02:27:09 PM  
Ah, the Internet!
Giving you just enough rope to hang yourself.
 
2013-05-04 02:27:27 PM  

hardinparamedic: bunner: Who  the  f*ck  needs to be anywhere that involves driving at 122 MPH on roads with, like, other people and sh*t?  Do 16 year old girls still get all gooey over that sh*t, or something?

Organ donors.


Given that a crash at half that speed would pretty much  turn a biker into hamburger....many of those organs would be worthless.
 
2013-05-04 02:28:05 PM  

IronOcelot: Ah, the Internet!
Giving you just enough rope to hang yourself.


Can you expand on that, or is it just a broad stroke indictment of everybody on the internet but you?
 
2013-05-04 02:28:07 PM  

hardinparamedic: jehovahs witness protection: Imagine if someone laid a finger on their Butterfinger.

Well, we certainly know no one has laid a finger on yours in a while.

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2013-05-04 02:29:09 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I'm confused by the article. It's clearly not the United States, but they're measuring speed in miles per hour.



UK uses mph with regards to road speeds.  Confused the heck out of me when I lived there for a few years.

http://www.gov.uk/traffic-signs

/it's in the first pdf.
 
2013-05-04 02:29:50 PM  

bunner: IronOcelot: Ah, the Internet!
Giving you just enough rope to hang yourself.

Can you expand on that, or is it just a broad stroke indictment of everybody on the internet but you?


Ah, the guy in the article, sorry. This place has so much dime store snotty bullsh*t going on it's difficult to see the gems from the dreck, sometimes.  Sorry
 
2013-05-04 02:34:21 PM  
Carried Away

I don't know whose idea it was
We'd seen others do it before
The applauded centre of attention
As they paddled across to shore
It wasn't really that wide
The river, cool and calm
I was a strong swimmer
I saw in it no harm
Just chilling on a summer's night
After a long hot working day
Sat drinking with friends
I got carried away¦
The water, so cold
Like a vice tight grip
Sapped my strength, stole my breath
Ceased my relaxing summer dip
I flailed and I splashed
Kicked out as I swam
The hidden current, so strong
There my real struggle began
Pulled under the surface
To everyone's dismay
Watched helplessly by friends
I got carried away¦
The divers found me
In my watery grave
Another foolish swimmer
That they couldn't save
A small funeral service
For another young life lost
My family left to bear the pain
Their grief, the human cost
Mourners filed past my coffin
So respects they could pay
As on the shoulders of friends
I got carried away.
Relevance?  Written by the traffic constable, Zoe Billings.
 
2013-05-04 02:34:39 PM  

Matthew Keene: hardinparamedic: jehovahs witness protection: Imagine if someone laid a finger on their Butterfinger.

Well, we certainly know no one has laid a finger on yours in a while.

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I agree. Tessco quality swedish meatballs are delicious!
 
2013-05-04 02:36:37 PM  
Sigh. Another nice bike ridden by future road pizza. It's a shame he'll probably take the bike with him when he wipes out at 120+.
 
2013-05-04 02:41:30 PM  

bunner: hardinparamedic: Organ donors.

Pretty much, yeah.  I mean, you wanna impress me?  Stop making useless vehicles that will go 210 MPH and make on that can go 600 miles on a single battery charge.  We're all moved in kids.  "Blowed up real good" just ain't all that anymore.


I have a need; a need, for speed.

I can't drive 55.

106 miles to Chicago; we've got a full tank of gas; half a pack of cigarettes; it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

/ you get the picture
 
2013-05-04 02:45:40 PM  
What's the best way to dispose of a couple of bodies? Crack whores, don't weigh much...
 
2013-05-04 02:58:56 PM  

AlanSmithee: What's the best way to dispose of a couple of bodies? Crack whores, don't weigh much...


Depends what's around, what's your zipcode?
 
2013-05-04 03:00:44 PM  
122 MPH?  What a pu$$y.
 
2013-05-04 03:05:49 PM  
"Someone else was at the wheel of his Honda bike"

Bikes have steering wheels in the yewkay?
 
2013-05-04 03:07:56 PM  
FTFA: "He was eventually barred from the forum and his account terminated."

I want that written on my grave marker... with a Sharpie, of course.
 
2013-05-04 03:07:57 PM  

BlackMtnMan: 122 MPH?  What a pu$$y.


He was riding a Fireblade...that's about all they can do.

/wimpiest liter bike...
 
2013-05-04 03:16:36 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: FTA, "Alongside anti-social behaviour, speeding is the biggest issue out there."

Wut?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-social_behaviour_order
 
2013-05-04 03:17:49 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I'm confused by the article. It's clearly not the United States, but they're measuring speed in miles per hour.

I was pretty sure that the only place left in the world that uses miles instead of kilometers used the dollar instead of the pound.


The UK may be a tad bipolar over systems of measurement, but believe me, we absolutely do not use kilometres. There would probably be a revolution if the government tried to take our right to measure in miles out of our cold, dead hands.
 
2013-05-04 03:18:31 PM  

lousyskater: StoPPeRmobile: FTA, "Alongside anti-social behaviour, speeding is the biggest issue out there."

Wut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-social_behaviour_order




Does that great academic source say why it's "the biggest issue out there?"
 
2013-05-04 03:26:35 PM  
He tried to claim it was a man named Richard.  I think there was a subtle dick joke there...

So subtle it's no-existent, like the one in his pants.
 
2013-05-04 03:45:04 PM  
Any tw@t doing that speed deserves a slow painful death as they are eviscerated sliding down a tarmac strip, but what of the police investigation? Apparently in the UK it takes 40 years to catch a BBC endorsed pedophile ring, 20 years to catch self-confessed racists murdering a black London schoolboy and Rupert Murdoch's rags can buy any story from any copper for a few quid, but fark me, don't get caught speeding or we'll be over you like a rash.  Coonts. (everyone involved in this story).
 
2013-05-04 03:52:02 PM  

Stone Meadow: BlackMtnMan: 122 MPH?  What a pu$$y.

He was riding a Fireblade...that's about all they can do.

/wimpiest liter bike...


Yeah  , I got the crotch rocket squids zooming up and down the side street all day, past my house, doing the 0 - 60 - 0 stop sign  fandango past the city park with the swimming pool, hockey rink, basketball courts and playground.  You know where kids are walking constantly across the zebra crossing.  but they ain't pu$$ies, man!  Nobody will be able to call them pussies when they cream some 7 year old in the crosswalk, cause, "fu*kin' WOO, dude!"  I could only hope to be such an amazing badass, some day.
 
2013-05-04 03:55:20 PM  

I'm an excellent driver: Any tw@t doing that speed deserves a slow painful death as they are eviscerated sliding down a tarmac strip, but what of the police investigation? Apparently in the UK it takes 40 years to catch a BBC endorsed pedophile ring, 20 years to catch self-confessed racists murdering a black London schoolboy and Rupert Murdoch's rags can buy any story from any copper for a few quid, but fark me, don't get caught speeding or we'll be over you like a rash.  Coonts. (everyone involved in this story).



Studies confirm people who think they are excellent drivers aren't.
 
2013-05-04 03:57:39 PM  

BlackMtnMan: Studies confirm people who think they are excellent drivers aren't.


Really?  What studies are those, then?  :  )
 
2013-05-04 04:15:29 PM  

bunner: Who  the  f*ck  needs to be anywhere that involves driving at 122 MPH on roads with, like, other people and sh*t?  Do 16 year old girls still get all gooey over that sh*t, or something?


It's not so much a "need"  as it is fun as fark...still, he got what he deserved.
 
2013-05-04 04:16:45 PM  

BlackMtnMan: I'm an excellent driver: Any tw@t doing that speed deserves a slow painful death as they are eviscerated sliding down a tarmac strip, but what of the police investigation? Apparently in the UK it takes 40 years to catch a BBC endorsed pedophile ring, 20 years to catch self-confessed racists murdering a black London schoolboy and Rupert Murdoch's rags can buy any story from any copper for a few quid, but fark me, don't get caught speeding or we'll be over you like a rash.  Coonts. (everyone involved in this story).


Studies confirm people who think they are excellent drivers aren't.


I'm an excellent driver. Dad let's me drive on the driveway.

\Uh-oh. Time for Wopner.
 
2013-05-04 04:22:02 PM  

Matthew Keene: hardinparamedic: jehovahs witness protection: Imagine if someone laid a finger on their Butterfinger.

Well, we certainly know no one has laid a finger on yours in a while.

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That is awesome!

I farking hate attention whore bikers. I have the misfortune of living on a street in the middle of town that goes for 10 blocks without a light or stop sign. It seems like every moron with an overpriced anal vibrator uses my street as a short cut. When I can't hear the video I'm watching in my house at midnight over the sound of your bike racing down my street there's a problem.
It cracks me up to see some douchebag with a 'Loud pipes save lives!' sticker flying down the freeway with a shortie helmet and a tee shirt on. You know what else saves lives? A seatbelt, airbags, a steel frame around you and going a sensible speed. Don't use safety as an excuse to be a douche.
 
2013-05-04 04:23:59 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I'm confused by the article. It's clearly not the United States, but they're measuring speed in miles per hour.

I was pretty sure that the only place left in the world that uses miles instead of kilometers used the dollar instead of the pound.

Anyway, the biker is a dumbass and he got what he deserved.


Speeding is a victimless crime, so no...
 
2013-05-04 04:26:55 PM  

PunGent: t's not so much a "need"  as it is fun as fark


I get the vroom vroom is fun part.  Truly.  I don't get the vroom vroom past private homes with families and stop signs every 500' thing.
 
2013-05-04 04:44:00 PM  

Wally007: ZeroCorpse: I'm confused by the article. It's clearly not the United States, but they're measuring speed in miles per hour.

I was pretty sure that the only place left in the world that uses miles instead of kilometers used the dollar instead of the pound.

Anyway, the biker is a dumbass and he got what he deserved.

Speeding is a victimless crime, so no...




Just as victimless as DUI.
 
2013-05-04 04:46:01 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I'm confused by the article. It's clearly not the United States, but they're measuring speed in miles per hour.

I was pretty sure that the only place left in the world that uses miles instead of kilometers used the dollar instead of the pound.

Anyway, the biker is a dumbass and he got what he deserved.


Of the four largest English speaking countries (US, England, Australia, and Canada) no two have the same combination of speed labels and side of road. US and England are MPH. US and Canada are right side of road. Australia and Canada are KPH. Australia and England are left side of road.
 
2013-05-04 04:52:52 PM  

bunner: PunGent: t's not so much a "need"  as it is fun as fark

I get the vroom vroom is fun part.  Truly.  I don't get the vroom vroom past private homes with families and stop signs every 500' thing.


Yeah, plus any neighbor who buys a Harley is a total sociopath. Don't warm up your pathetically inefficient, coldblooded engine with your crappy noisy pipes for half an hour in your driveway at 7 am, shiatheel.
 
2013-05-04 05:01:45 PM  

StopLurkListen: bunner: PunGent: t's not so much a "need"  as it is fun as fark

I get the vroom vroom is fun part.  Truly.  I don't get the vroom vroom past private homes with families and stop signs every 500' thing.

Yeah, plus any neighbor who buys a Harley is a total sociopath. Don't warm up your pathetically inefficient, coldblooded engine with your crappy noisy pipes for half an hour in your driveway at 7 am, shiatheel.


So. Much. This.
 
2013-05-04 05:10:29 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: hardinparamedic: bunner: Who  the  f*ck  needs to be anywhere that involves driving at 122 MPH on roads with, like, other people and sh*t?  Do 16 year old girls still get all gooey over that sh*t, or something?

Organ donors.

Given that a crash at half that speed would pretty much  turn a biker into hamburger....many of those organs would be worthless.


crotch rocket going up the highrise the other day, in and out of traffic, clipped the front of an 18 wheeler. he won't see his 23rd birthday. police didn't bother covering him up, man he was bent at angles you should never be in.
 
2013-05-04 05:36:25 PM  
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2013-05-04 05:57:58 PM  

redsquid: Matthew Keene: hardinparamedic: jehovahs witness protection: Imagine if someone laid a finger on their Butterfinger.

Well, we certainly know no one has laid a finger on yours in a while.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x443][img688.imageshack.us image 600x419]

That is awesome!

I farking hate attention whore bikers. I have the misfortune of living on a street in the middle of town that goes for 10 blocks without a light or stop sign. It seems like every moron with an overpriced anal vibrator uses my street as a short cut. When I can't hear the video I'm watching in my house at midnight over the sound of your bike racing down my street there's a problem.
It cracks me up to see some douchebag with a 'Loud pipes save lives!' sticker flying down the freeway with a shortie helmet and a tee shirt on. You know what else saves lives? A seatbelt, airbags, a steel frame around you and going a sensible speed. Don't use safety as an excuse to be a douche.


Get a 2x4 or some such from a hardware store, paint it black, and lay it across the road some night.  Bonus points if you put a camera on it to record the resulting motorcycle crashes.  Just don't be dumb and post it on youtube, as much as the rest of us who hate obnoxiously loud vehicles/stereos would love to see it too.
 
2013-05-04 06:21:58 PM  

Arumat: Get a 2x4 or some such from a hardware store, paint it black, and lay it across the road some night.  Bonus points if you put a camera on it to record the resulting motorcycle crashes.  Just don't be dumb and post it on youtube, as much as the rest of us who hate obnoxiously loud vehicles/stereos would love to see it too.


Yea, that's uh...probably going to get you sent to jail.
 
2013-05-04 06:47:06 PM  

Stone Meadow: BlackMtnMan: 122 MPH?  What a pu$$y.

He was riding a Fireblade...that's about all they can do.

/wimpiest liter bike...


For 99% of bikers a 'blade is as good if not better than gixxers, r1s, zxrs etc etc. Most bikes are now far better than the Rossi wannabes that ride them.

/any one who gets close to the limit of a superbike on a warm dry public road is an utter idiot.
//the ones who push the limits on road racing courses are utterly mad
///and kings
 
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