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(Sun Journal (Maine))   You know god hates you when for the second time in a week you nearly DIAF   (sunjournal.com) divider line 23
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2013-05-04 08:35:47 AM  
east anaheim. and all the windows are busted out
it's like a free for all

flamin up good
 
2013-05-04 10:15:02 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: east anaheim. and all the windows are busted out
it's like a free for all

flamin up good


When he looked out his window, he saw a wall of flame where the garage stood.
"It was going up real good," he said.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-04 10:27:18 AM  
First time I read the headline as Dozens roasted in fast-spreading fire.
 
2013-05-04 12:42:47 PM  
n00b
 
2013-05-04 12:45:16 PM  
Reporter's name is "LaFlamme," I know that's probably not pronounced the way it looks, but I still laughed.
 
2013-05-04 12:49:48 PM  
That which does kill me makes me crispy with a strong smokey flavour.
 
2013-05-04 12:52:55 PM  
 FTA: The flames moved unnaturally fast, he said, from one part of the building to another.

Hey guys, let's build our houses' with shredded wood and glue. So what if firefighter's guilds say that style of construction is unrecoverable(meaning only the suicidal would enter even in the attempt to save a life) during even a modest fire.
 
2013-05-04 12:53:44 PM  
This sidebar headline is more Fark-worthy:

Bangor police arrest man yelling at himself

BANGOR - A local man who was upset with himself for no apparent reason wound up in jail early Friday after reportedly ignoring a police officer's warning to stop yelling. [...]
 
2013-05-04 12:54:16 PM  
They are going to fry that little RUG RAT.
 
2013-05-04 12:56:23 PM  
Dozens roasted in fast-spreading fire? Hope they at least had some Old Bay.
 
2013-05-04 12:59:05 PM  
I'd start looking at the guy who was burned out twice in one week.  Perhaps he likes pretty flames.
 
2013-05-04 01:15:40 PM  
clearly that man knows something and someone wants him silenced. study it out people!

/ why, yes, my tinfoil is a bit tight, why do you ask?
 
2013-05-04 01:16:58 PM  
You know who else claims to know who god hates?
 
2013-05-04 01:17:53 PM  
Fred phelps larity to ensue?
 
2013-05-04 01:18:53 PM  

threadjackistan:  FTA: The flames moved unnaturally fast, he said, from one part of the building to another.

Hey guys, let's build our houses' with shredded wood and glue. So what if firefighter's guilds say that style of construction is unrecoverable(meaning only the suicidal would enter even in the attempt to save a life) during even a modest fire.


We should build houses entirely out of asbestos.
 
2013-05-04 02:21:10 PM  
As a guy who nearly DIAF a few years back. That shiat aint funny man. I mean I got everyone out of the building. Except for 1 couple that had to get yanked out of their 3rd story window by the firemen. But still.

turning an old apartment into condos. 1 lone spark set off an inferno in seconds. Countertop sealant is highly flammable.
nobody told the 19 year old kid doing demo in the unit.

bastards
 
2013-05-04 02:44:59 PM  
Maybe it's just one of those situations where you were supposed to die in an accident but a quantum blip prevented your death and now Death is stalking you and your friends causing you to die horribly in ironic ways. I hear that happens quite a lot in the movies and a certain kind of episodic "premise-based" TV show where you figure out the premise in the first five minutes of the show and then lose interest*.

In the real world, of course, ironic deaths are terribly sad (and sometimes funny) but they don't happen all that often, which is why Fark.com is there when they do. And also www.forteantimes.com. You have to get up really early in the morning ( or else the UK) to beat other Farkers to the best headlines from the Fortean Times.

Just putting in a good word for my pre-Fark source of weird news.

Remember Chuck Shepperd? Whatever happened to News of th Weird? I guess it is still on the web and he's still slogging away. There's no lack of weirdness in the weird wild and wonderful web (wwww). The fourth W is for WTF?

*Having lost interest in the show, you watch the commercials instead, which is why they still make these shows.
 
2013-05-04 02:51:23 PM  

brantgoose: Maybe it's just one of those situations where you were supposed to die in an accident but a quantum blip prevented your death and now Death is stalking you and your friends causing you to die horribly in ironic ways.


I had a D&D character die that way.  DM took pity on our stupid decisions and poor teamwork, and then two mods later we came up against the exact same NPC bad guys, everyone else made the same stupid decisions and we all died.

/I stopped playing with that party after a while
 
2013-05-04 04:40:19 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

Great white spotted off the coast.
 
2013-05-04 05:51:38 PM  
half empty/half full. He survived 2 fires in a week, too, didn't he?
 
2013-05-04 06:02:13 PM  

gregscott: half empty/half full. He survived 2 fires in a week, too, didn't he?


Somewhere there's a guy who gets third-degree sunburns who would very much like to talk to him.
 
2013-05-04 06:49:02 PM  
Wouldn't it be a case of love and not hate?
Ya know... surviving and all?
 
2013-05-04 07:05:13 PM  
Dozens roasted in fast-spreading fire

worst Johnny Mathis Christmas song ever
 
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