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2013-05-05 10:40:58 AM  

Mr_H: 689908: I've just seen United's line-up and I'd like to apologize in advance to Spurs and Arsenal.

Should I change from 2-1 Man U to 1-1?


Don't ask me! I've gone for 3-2, so ...
 
2013-05-05 10:42:03 AM  
Lindegaard in goal to try and get him enough games to get a medal as well as Anderson.  Back line isn't too shabby, but the midfield and keeper selections are a little suspect.
 
2013-05-05 10:45:08 AM  

689908: I've just seen United's line-up and I'd like to apologize in advance to Spurs and Arsenal.


Dick move, Sir Alex. Dick move
 
2013-05-05 10:45:39 AM  
I have 2-2 before the team selections and I think I'm going to keep it there.  Also it should be noted that Everton are still 5 points above Pool with both teams having 2 games left. Almost certain to finish the better side of the two for the second year in a row.
 
2013-05-05 10:48:35 AM  

Stimied in a Rut: Lindegaard in goal to try and get him enough games to get a medal as well as Anderson.  Back line isn't too shabby, but the midfield and keeper selections are a little suspect.


They changed the rules. They give the medals to the club and the club can distribute them however they want.
 
2013-05-05 10:51:36 AM  

689908: Stimied in a Rut: Lindegaard in goal to try and get him enough games to get a medal as well as Anderson.  Back line isn't too shabby, but the midfield and keeper selections are a little suspect.

They changed the rules. They give the medals to the club and the club can distribute them however they want.


Really? All the announcers on the stream I'm watching are mentioning the appearances needed. I believe you, but do you have a source?
 
2013-05-05 10:53:19 AM  
Also I'll leave this here:

Everton manager David Moyes on Sylvain Distin's disallowed goal: "I don't want to be a whinging manager but we scored a legitimate goal today - it should have counted."
 
2013-05-05 10:54:29 AM  

Stimied in a Rut: 689908: Stimied in a Rut: Lindegaard in goal to try and get him enough games to get a medal as well as Anderson.  Back line isn't too shabby, but the midfield and keeper selections are a little suspect.

They changed the rules. They give the medals to the club and the club can distribute them however they want.

Really? All the announcers on the stream I'm watching are mentioning the appearances needed. I believe you, but do you have a source?


I do.
 
2013-05-05 10:57:42 AM  

689908: Mr_H: 689908: I've just seen United's line-up and I'd like to apologize in advance to Spurs and Arsenal.

Should I change from 2-1 Man U to 1-1?

Don't ask me! I've gone for 3-2, so ...


I switched to 1-1. I hope for the united win but chelsea ain't gonna give up any points if they can help it.
 
2013-05-05 11:00:33 AM  

689908: Stimied in a Rut: 689908: Stimied in a Rut: Lindegaard in goal to try and get him enough games to get a medal as well as Anderson.  Back line isn't too shabby, but the midfield and keeper selections are a little suspect.

They changed the rules. They give the medals to the club and the club can distribute them however they want.

Really? All the announcers on the stream I'm watching are mentioning the appearances needed. I believe you, but do you have a source?

I do.


Oddly worded. That link says five games minimum.
 
2013-05-05 11:00:55 AM  

Stimied in a Rut: Also I'll leave this here:

Everton manager David Moyes on Sylvain Distin's disallowed goal: "I don't want to be a whinging manager but we scored a legitimate goal today - it should have counted."


So did suarez at Goodison. Distin's goal can suck it.
 
2013-05-05 11:02:50 AM  

ADubs86: Oh fark me, it's Gus Johnson.


And fark me, its Ian Wright
 
2013-05-05 11:03:14 AM  

689908: Stimied in a Rut: 689908: Stimied in a Rut: Lindegaard in goal to try and get him enough games to get a medal as well as Anderson.  Back line isn't too shabby, but the midfield and keeper selections are a little suspect.

They changed the rules. They give the medals to the club and the club can distribute them however they want.

Really? All the announcers on the stream I'm watching are mentioning the appearances needed. I believe you, but do you have a source?

I do.


Cheers, glad to hear that. What are your opinions on sitting De Gea today?
 
2013-05-05 11:04:47 AM  
I'm watching a Sky Sports HQ stream (1.7 mb/s) with Martin Tyler and Gary Neville, my favorite commentating team.  However because of buffering I'm about 45 seconds back so hopefully I don't ruin the game by reading these comments!
 
2013-05-05 11:08:57 AM  
Gus, calm down bro. This is not basketball.
 
2013-05-05 11:10:21 AM  

Stimied in a Rut: I'm watching a Sky Sports HQ stream (1.7 mb/s) with Martin Tyler and Gary Neville, my favorite commentating team.  However because of buffering I'm about 45 seconds back so hopefully I don't ruin the game by reading these comments!


My tactic:  Refresh the thread, but move to another tab.  Wait X # of minutes, come back, read....repeat.
 
2013-05-05 11:10:35 AM  
DEMBA BA!!!!!! Goal of the year! Phenominal.
 
2013-05-05 11:11:10 AM  

ScouserDuck: DEMBA BA!!!!!! Goal of the year! Phenominal.


Farking with Stimied.
 
2013-05-05 11:13:01 AM  

ScouserDuck: ScouserDuck: DEMBA BA!!!!!! Goal of the year! Phenominal.

Farking with Stimied.


Haha, I considered doing the same thing when he said he was 45 seconds behind
 
2013-05-05 11:14:31 AM  

ScouserDuck: ScouserDuck: DEMBA BA!!!!!! Goal of the year! Phenominal.

Farking with Stimied.


Totally got me to hahaha.  Well done.
 
2013-05-05 11:14:56 AM  
This is already 10x better than Liverpool/Everton.
 
2013-05-05 11:15:27 AM  
It's the female linesman! Sian Massy is her name I think?
 
2013-05-05 11:19:50 AM  

Stimied in a Rut: It's the female linesman! Sian Massy is her name I think?


Massey, but yes
 
2013-05-05 11:20:28 AM  

Stimied in a Rut: It's the female linesman! Sian Massy is her name I think?


Massey-Ferguson?

www.farminguk.com
 
2013-05-05 11:20:47 AM  

dietbubba: ADubs86: Oh fark me, it's Gus Johnson.

And fark me, its Ian Wright


Just think, this is the voice of the Champions League and the World Cup coming up. Glorious isn't it?
 
2013-05-05 11:35:26 AM  
Cleverley's shooting today is awful.
 
2013-05-05 11:44:42 AM  
Well, I guess I should be glad that my body refused to let me wake up in time for the Merseyside Derby. It sounds like the game would've put me right back to sleep.

/Can't wait to be able to see all the games next year when I want with the DVR
//Don't have the DirecTV package that includes Fox Soccer
 
2013-05-05 12:01:17 PM  

Stimied in a Rut: What are your opinions on sitting De Gea today?


There are about 6 selection/non-selection issues that annoy me more.

Langston: Cleverley's shooting today is awful.


I think it's generally quite poor anyway.
 
2013-05-05 12:14:34 PM  
Actual fouls don't get called but Webb was sure to blow his whistle on that piece of crap. Absolute nonsense.
 
2013-05-05 12:29:34 PM  
Ivanavich is looking a little darker today. You think he might be slowly getting more and more Uruguayan? That's how it happens right?
 
2013-05-05 12:36:01 PM  

ScouserDuck: Ivanavich is looking a little darker today. You think he might be slowly getting more and more Uruguayan? That's how it happens right?


Lol, awesome.
 
2013-05-05 12:36:36 PM  

ScouserDuck: Ivanavich is looking a little darker today. You think he might be slowly getting more and more Uruguayan? That's how it happens right?


Hah!
 
2013-05-05 12:39:57 PM  
Geez Luiz
 
2013-05-05 12:42:47 PM  
This game is just like this announcing from Gus Johnson: shiat.
This has got to be one of the worst Prem Sundays I can remember.
 
2013-05-05 12:43:39 PM  
There's the goal. Not surprising
 
2013-05-05 12:43:40 PM  
And just as I say that Juan Mata scores! Serves me right, I guess.
 
2013-05-05 12:44:19 PM  
Gah. Not the result Spurs fans want.
 
2013-05-05 12:44:33 PM  
Now we need an RVP equalizer.
 
2013-05-05 12:44:40 PM  
That was a pathetic goal to give up.
 
2013-05-05 12:45:00 PM  
Handbags!
 
2013-05-05 12:45:41 PM  
Howard Webb is the only one to blame for this silliness.  He has been awful.
 
2013-05-05 12:45:49 PM  
Straight red for Rafael?
 
2013-05-05 12:45:54 PM  
Nice dive, Luiz
 
2013-05-05 12:46:00 PM  
What the hell just happened? Bah.
 
2013-05-05 12:47:06 PM  
Yeah, Rafael wasn't even looking at the ball there. Just lined up Luiz's calf and fired a kick. Massey was right there son, that was dumb as all hell to do.
 
2013-05-05 12:47:19 PM  

ScouserDuck: What the hell just happened? Bah.


No, Ba.
 
2013-05-05 12:47:29 PM  
Pretty soft red card as well.
 
2013-05-05 12:47:45 PM  

ScouserDuck: What the hell just happened? Bah.


No, not Ba. Luiz.
 
2013-05-05 12:47:56 PM  

star_topology: Nice dive, Luiz


I loved the huge grin as he clutched his leg. If he and his kind have their way, a diving board will soon be added to the pitch.
 
2013-05-05 12:49:50 PM  

ScouserDuck: Ivanavich is looking a little darker today. You think he might be slowly getting more and more Uruguayan? That's how it happens right?


It happened to my mother. When I was a child she was a sweet lady from Connecticut. Never cursed, refused to watch R-rated movies, even baked homemade cookies for her protestant church's bake sale. Then she was bitten by a shambling Uruguayan at the airport in Salto. At first we didn't notice anything different, but after a few weeks she said she was craving Taco Bell. Later on, I saw her lingering when she passed Univision in the channels, and one day when we went to Costco, she asked the cashier for a churro, but she actually pronounced it correctly, "un churro". Even the cashier got a smirk, but she didn't notice it. I didn't say anything when she started wearing ponchos instead of her traditional sweaters when the weather cooled. Then one day she just walked off. Maybe she's raising sheep in Montevideo. We really don't know.
 
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