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(Japan Times)   The U.N. writes Issac Asimov a sternly worded letter   (japantimes.co.jp) divider line 8
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2013-05-04 01:42:45 PM  
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oryx: UN writes Asimov a sternly worded letter because its position on robots is the same as Asimov, Headline makes no sense.


1st Law of Killer Robots: A killer robot may not not harm, or through inaction fail to allow harm to come to a human being.

2nd Law: A Killer Robot must ignore the commands of human beings, unless doing so would conflict with the 1st Law.

3rd Law: A Killer Robot must protect its own existence, unless blowing up spectacularly would allow harm to come to human beings, in which case go for it.
2013-05-04 03:57:31 PM  
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Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and Killer Robots are the cure.
2013-05-04 02:19:33 PM  
2 votes:
It's the killer zombie robots that I'm worried about!

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2013-05-04 02:07:29 PM  
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coasterdigi: When cold, remorseless killer robots are criminalized, only criminals will have cold, remorseless killer robots.

/I always just assumed it was an eventuality, anyhow.


Cold, remorseless killer robots don't kill people, people ki... oh, really? I'm getting an update that new research shows cold remorseless killer robots do kill people.
2013-05-04 03:26:12 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: android

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Notice how there are holes in the "people" icon?


oryx: UN writes Asimov a sternly worded letter because its position on robots is the same as Asimov, Headline makes no sense.

Sorry to be that guy, but came here to say this.

/ A Farker may not ruin a headline, or, through inaction, allow a headline to come to harm.
2013-05-04 01:21:46 PM  
1 votes:
UN writes Asimov a sternly worded letter because its position on robots is the same as Asimov, Headline makes no sense.
2013-05-04 12:30:30 PM  
1 votes:
robots.txt
2013-05-04 12:25:03 PM  
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Killer robots that can attack targets without any human input "should not have the power of life and death over human beings," a new draft U.N. report says.

Don't be ridiculous!  If they don't have the power of life and death over human beings, they wouldn't BE killer robots that can attack targets without any human input!   The UN are just being stupid here.  What good is a killer robot that doesn't have the power of life and death?  Dumbasses.
 
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