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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Justin Bieber stops concert in Turkey for Muslim call to prayer, most likely because he thinks Allah would have been a Belieber   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 42
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2013-05-04 05:00:49 AM
Two words: sleeper agent.

/Terminate with extreme prejudice
 
2013-05-04 05:10:27 AM
I'm surprised they didn't stone her for being in public without her hajib.
 
2013-05-04 06:49:21 AM
I really, really hope he says something like that. He probably won't of course, but I can dream.
 
2013-05-04 09:13:11 AM
I was indifferent to the kid until he abandoned that monkey, that was too young to be a pet in the first place. fark him. Oh and he does NOT look like Ellen Page, Goddammit. Because I find Ellen Page hot and...FARK YOU, stop looking at me like that!
 
2013-05-04 09:45:38 AM

Mugato: I was indifferent to the kid until he abandoned that monkey, that was too young to be a pet in the first place. fark him. Oh and he does NOT look like Ellen Page, Goddammit. Because I find Ellen Page hot and...FARK YOU, stop looking at me like that!


Actually, i.onfinite.com
 
2013-05-04 12:17:09 PM
If Allah is a Belieber, sign me up for the atheist newsletter.
 
2013-05-04 12:29:37 PM
He's still a douchy little shiatstain.
 
2013-05-04 12:31:40 PM
www.seattlegayscene.com
What a turkey called to prayer might look like
/point him in the right direction - have some respect...
 
2013-05-04 12:33:14 PM
Oh it's time for the daily Justin Bieber's Two Minutes of Hate.....
 
2013-05-04 12:38:07 PM
Not to be a sick in the mud, but hey, you know, good on him for being sensitive to the needs of his fans.
 
2013-05-04 12:42:10 PM
Better hold him as an enemy combatant when he re-enters the country.
 
2013-05-04 12:51:52 PM
Who?

Is that a lesbian?
 
2013-05-04 12:53:30 PM
Their country, their culture....good on him for adapting!
 
2013-05-04 12:55:32 PM
Beiberhole69 is not happy.
 
2013-05-04 12:56:34 PM
This doesn't make him less of a douchebag, it simply makes him a superstitious douchebag. Mistreats subordinates, animals and neighbors, responds like a narcissistic idiot to critics, gets retarded tattoos. But oh wow, look at him being all respectful of religious rituals, that changes absolutely... nothing.
 
2013-05-04 01:00:42 PM

Frothy Panties: Their country, their culture....good on him for adapting!


Turkey's actually not all that religious. There's parts of it that are, but compared to other Muslim countries, it's full of godless heathens. It's the spiritual home of the Alevi for fark's sake, who aren't exactly the hardcore type, they even have co-ed worship.
 
2013-05-04 01:05:55 PM

LewDux: Mugato: I was indifferent to the kid until he abandoned that monkey, that was too young to be a pet in the first place. fark him. Oh and he does NOT look like Ellen Page, Goddammit. Because I find Ellen Page hot and...FARK YOU, stop looking at me like that!

Actually, [i.onfinite.com image 401x271]


Sorry.  It's a funny joke because they share kinda the same hairstyle in that photo but they really don't look enough alike.  The Page is still hot and Beiber is still a...this:

www.nickutopia.com
 
2013-05-04 01:14:13 PM
So the Beibelibler gets lots of people in a country to pay him lots of money to perform and he graciously respects the local customs setting himself up for a return visit to make even more money. Sounds like he has a good manager.
 
2013-05-04 01:15:57 PM
This may or may not make up for what happened at the airport.

No, no, not the German airport. The one in Istanbul. He and his entourage just went through passport checks and security had to flag them down to do the checks curbside.

Gulf News provides a recap of Bieber's tour up to March 31.
 
2013-05-04 01:17:34 PM
This is how he announced the Muslim call to prayer.....by doing the Christian praying hands thing. You're doing it wrong moran!
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-05-04 01:46:27 PM
I'm pretty certain that one of Mohammed's wives would have been a belieber. That 12 year old one would have had Justin's posters on her wall as Mohammed did the dirty on her My Little Poster duvet bed.
 
2013-05-04 02:26:00 PM

Bslim: Who?

Is that a lesbian?


Not yet.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Then I saw his face *doot doot doot doot*, now I'm a Belieber...

rotflpictures.com
 
2013-05-04 02:26:52 PM

LectertheChef: Frothy Panties: Their country, their culture....good on him for adapting!

Turkey's actually not all that religious. There's parts of it that are, but compared to other Muslim countries, it's full of godless heathens. It's the spiritual home of the Alevi for fark's sake, who aren't exactly the hardcore type, they even have co-ed worship.


Look, I don't care for him or his music, but what's your point? The issue isn't how religious the Turks are, (though Germans would argue otherwise, base on the migrant population), its an issue of culture, not to the degree their religion is.
 
2013-05-04 02:28:07 PM
Goddamnit now i want lahmacun
 
2013-05-04 03:15:44 PM

Walker: This is how he announced the Muslim call to prayer.....by doing the Christian praying hands thing. You're doing it wrong moran!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x433]


Who's the Nazi on the left?
 
2013-05-04 03:18:29 PM
I don't know what a Justin Beiber is.
 
2013-05-04 03:56:28 PM

Frothy Panties: LectertheChef: Frothy Panties: Their country, their culture....good on him for adapting!

Turkey's actually not all that religious. There's parts of it that are, but compared to other Muslim countries, it's full of godless heathens. It's the spiritual home of the Alevi for fark's sake, who aren't exactly the hardcore type, they even have co-ed worship.

Look, I don't care for him or his music, but what's your point? The issue isn't how religious the Turks are, (though Germans would argue otherwise, base on the migrant population), its an issue of culture, not to the degree their religion is.


Turkish immigrants to Germany tended to be a lot more religious than their countrymen who stayed behind.

However, there's been a big upswing in Turkish religiosity. The ruling AK Party is basically the GOP of the Middle East (though more competent): pro-God, pro-business.
 
2013-05-04 04:03:20 PM

Walker: This is how he announced the Muslim call to prayer.....by doing the Christian praying hands thing. You're doing it wrong moran!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x433]


Better than the 'seig heil' his stagehand to the left is doing.
 
2013-05-04 04:41:42 PM

Esc7: they really don't look enough alike


luxeterna.smugmug.com
 
2013-05-04 05:34:20 PM

kumanoki: Not to be a sick in the mud, but hey, you know, good on him for being sensitive to the needs of his fans.


Just *to* be a stick in the mud...

How many here think he came up with this idea himself? Ten bucks says one of his myriad assortment of handlers and managers thought this out. I kinda doubt the singing dancing boy has this kind of depth of thought.
 
2013-05-04 05:59:54 PM
 
2013-05-04 06:51:11 PM
1. Most observant muslims don't listen to music....much less crappy pop music.

2. Most of the concert goers probably don't even pray yet, because they haven't reached puberty.

So...meh.
 
2013-05-04 07:41:49 PM
He most likely had no choice in the matter.  Was told what to announce, just before the stage mics where cut off.
 
2013-05-04 09:29:36 PM
Secretly a Muslim, not born in the USA. All these years the GOP has been on a wild goose chase.

/thanks, now I can no longer fap to Ellen Page
 
2013-05-04 09:33:43 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: /thanks, now I can no longer fap to Ellen Page


You must be new here
 
2013-05-04 09:40:44 PM

Smashed Hat: Two words: sleeper agent.

/Terminate with extreme prejudice


As if we didn't need another reason?

Wait aren't Muslims supposed to never listen to music? I know he's not really music.......but still....
 
2013-05-04 09:59:52 PM
Jeff Hanneman, Peace Be Upon Him, was the last and greatest prophet of Allah.
 
2013-05-04 10:17:50 PM
is good to cowtow to those that would gladly kill you for not being of their faith.
 
2013-05-04 10:49:10 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Secretly a Muslim, not born in the USA. All these years the GOP has been on a wild goose chase.

/thanks, now I can no longer fap to Ellen Page


I'm more turned on than I should be by the thought of Ellen Page in a hijab.

/wtf is wrong with me?
 
2013-05-04 11:52:18 PM
I'm a Muslim farker whose name means "true believer", so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-05-05 01:09:45 AM
The fark was just happy to find an excuse for a break so he could go shoot up some HGH into the clit he's trying stimulate to grow peniswise--and also to get in a quick 5 minute's worth of slumpwalk practice (his agent informed him his walk's been trending upright).
 
2013-05-05 05:28:09 PM

MmmmBacon: I'm surprised they didn't stone her for being in public without her hajib.


You know how I know you don't know anything about Turkey?
 
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