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(Opposing Views)   Glenn Beck: "God must destroy us"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 220
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2013-05-04 05:33:02 AM
So Beck is joining the Westboro Baptist Church, then? I would have thought they'd be concerned about the stories that continue to follow him regarding his activities in 1990.
 
2013-05-04 06:20:23 AM
If god could start by destroying Glenn Beck I might be tempted to believe...
 
2013-05-04 06:33:08 AM
The fact that he continues to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide and food into methane is proof to me that there is no god.
 
2013-05-04 06:38:44 AM
Need to fire up those FEMA re-education camps.
 
2013-05-04 06:54:15 AM
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"OH, GLENN, STOP BEING SO MELODRAMATIC. AND STOP USING MY NAME WHEN TALKING ABOUT YOUR NONSENSE. IT'S EMBARRASSING. I'VE GOT ENOUGH P.R. HEADACHES WITH THAT IDIOT, ROBERTSON, SO STOP IT."
 
2013-05-04 07:45:20 AM
This is thy enemy

Know them
 
2013-05-04 07:56:20 AM
Guess who said "DAMN YOU", Glenn. GUESS
 
2013-05-04 08:24:28 AM
what if it's a meth baby or an adderall baby?
 
2013-05-04 08:56:01 AM
i'm glad I don't worship the same god/gods that Glen Beck worships because that god sounds like a f*cking asshole.
 
2013-05-04 09:13:13 AM
It's like they keep getting crazier every time the magical Sky Wizard doesn't destroy everything whenever something happens that they're opposed to.

The frightening part, though, is that they keep ratcheting up the derp and pushing the crazier among them to be more violent so they can say that Sky Man let this happen because (fill in blank).
 
2013-05-04 09:36:14 AM
So... Beck agrees with Reverend Wright now, just for different reasons. Got it.

This guy needs to start drinking again or some serious psychiatric help or both. I can only imagine the nightmares he is putting in his children's minds. Sick bastard.
 
2013-05-04 09:39:19 AM
Later, Beck broke down in tears . . . .

YAY!
 
2013-05-04 09:51:00 AM
So, Beck has announced his endorsement for Obama? That's really cool.
 
2013-05-04 09:51:09 AM
This "god" sounds insecure.
 
2013-05-04 09:57:17 AM

Majick Thise: If god could start by destroying Glenn Beck I might be tempted to believe...


If this happens, i'll start going to church again.
 
2013-05-04 10:01:21 AM

ManateeGag: Majick Thise: If god could start by destroying Glenn Beck I might be tempted to believe...

If this happens, i'll start going to church again.


If God smites Glenn Beck, I'll join the clergy.

Well, maybe become a deacon, what with being married and all that.
 
2013-05-04 10:12:40 AM

Nabb1: ManateeGag: Majick Thise: If god could start by destroying Glenn Beck I might be tempted to believe...

If this happens, i'll start going to church again.

If God smites Glenn Beck, I'll join the clergy.

Well, maybe become a deacon, what with being married and all that.


I'm single...I'll become the freakin' pope
 
2013-05-04 10:16:05 AM
Lead by example, Glenn. Show us what being destroyed looks like.
 
2013-05-04 10:44:10 AM
Here's the thing: if you and the "millions" are the modern day Lots you purport to be, look to your Bible for your solution.  Walk away.  Walk away from the United States of Sodom and Gomorrah.  Don't look back, lest you turn into a pillar of salt.
 
2013-05-04 10:47:27 AM

Beaver1224: Here's the thing: if you and the "millions" are the modern day Lots you purport to be, look to your Bible for your solution.  Walk away.  Walk away from the United States of Sodom and Gomorrah.  Don't look back, lest you turn into a pillar of salt.


Then go get drunk and have sex with your daughters.
 
2013-05-04 10:47:36 AM
GLENN'S OWN WORDS.
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2013-05-04 10:49:49 AM
Why the shiat does anyone listen to anything this moron says? What qualifications does he have? How does one get into the "get paid to vomit bullshiat" game?
 
2013-05-04 10:53:32 AM

Raharu: GLENN'S OWN WORDS.
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In case you don't believe Glenn actually said that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26M0bJut-RI

The Piss Dunking is real too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmWLHMjRSI
 
2013-05-04 10:54:14 AM
Do 41% of pregnancies really end in abortion?  Citation needed.
 
2013-05-04 10:54:58 AM

MmmmBacon: So Beck is joining the Westboro Baptist Church, then? I would have thought they'd be concerned about the stories that continue to follow him regarding his activities in 1990.


That's the first thing I thought as I was reading that. Are we going to see him protesting funerals soon?
 
2013-05-04 11:04:01 AM

ambassador_ahab: Do 41% of pregnancies really end in abortion?  Citation needed.



Well in 2009 there were  784,507 abortions in the United States and that worked out to    227 abortions per 1,000 live births.
IF you just use medical abortions and live births that would be 22.7 percent but  Around half of all fertilized eggs die and are lost (aborted) spontaneously, usually before the woman knows she is pregnant. Among women who know they are pregnant, the miscarriage rate is about 15-20%.
That would bring the rate of abortion down to about what 10% of all pregnancies.
 
2013-05-04 11:14:16 AM
Oh Glenn Rowe v Wade passed back in 1973 why is God tarrying so long, especially when
Interpretation: Among the 45 areas that reported data every year during 2000-2009, the gradual decrease that had occurred during previous decades in the total number and rate of reported abortions continued through 2005, whereas year-to-year variation from 2006 to 2008 resulted in no net change during this later period. However, the change from 2008 to 2009 for both the total number of abortions and the abortion rate was the largest single year decrease during 2000-2009, and all three measures of abortion (total numbers, rates, and ratios) decreased to the lowest level observed during this period.
2009 is the most recent data I can find online

So God waits 40 years and as the rate falls he is going to finally destroy the US.
 
2013-05-04 11:18:33 AM
This guy's almost crazy-dumb enough to be a speaker at an NRA convention!

Oh, wait...
 
2013-05-04 11:21:24 AM
Here's what I've never gotten about people like Beck.  They'll insist on "American exceptionalism", and blast Obama and other "liberals" (sic) for "apologizing" for America -- that is, for at least pretending like they think the opinions of other nations might matter.  But then when they talk about how things are going, they paint a picture of an America in severe decline, rotting from the inside out, and talk about how the Constitution they claim to love must be completely abrogated to protect us from bad people.

So what they end up doing is portraying this as a fundamentally weak nation that can only fail if we stick to the principles they claim they love.  It's just bizarre.
 
2013-05-04 11:24:10 AM
why don't they just legalize abortion
if it's legal, Christ doesn't have a real problem with it

like why he supports alcohol but not pot
 
2013-05-04 11:28:36 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: why don't they just legalize abortion
if it's legal, Christ doesn't have a real problem with it

like why he supports alcohol but not pot


The Bible says he turned water into wine, not broccoli into pot.

Stupid hippy
 
2013-05-04 11:29:46 AM
found some other data in 2010 in New York there were 111,212 abortions 242,914 live birth, 18,462 spontanoues abortions
that totals out to 372588 known pregnancies, as noted above there are many miscarragies that are not even known to the mother but we will disregard those for now

111,212/372588=29.849%

Proof that Glenn Beck is full of shiat.
 
2013-05-04 11:32:54 AM

spongeboob: found some other data in 2010 in New York there were 111,212 abortions 242,914 live birth, 18,462 spontanoues abortions
that totals out to 372588 known pregnancies, as noted above there are many miscarragies that are not even known to the mother but we will disregard those for now

111,212/372588=29.849%

Proof that Glenn Beck is full of shiat.


forgot my citation
 
2013-05-04 11:34:59 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Jon iz teh kewl: why don't they just legalize abortion
if it's legal, Christ doesn't have a real problem with it

like why he supports alcohol but not pot

The Bible says he turned water into wine, not broccoli into pot.

Stupid hippy


But God made Pot, if God wanted you drink wine wouldn't he turn your tap water into wine.
 
2013-05-04 11:36:07 AM

ambassador_ahab: Do 41% of pregnancies really end in abortion?  Citation needed.


Mr. Beck was referring to the abortion rate in New York City.  And it's totally true.
 
2013-05-04 11:43:32 AM

SkinnyHead: ambassador_ahab: Do 41% of pregnancies really end in abortion?  Citation needed.

Mr. Beck was referring to the abortion rate in New York City.  And it's totally true.


Except the article says state here
During his radio show today, Glenn Beck came to the conclusion that God must destroy the U.S. because of the abortion rate in New York State, which he claims is "41 percent of all pregnancies."
 
2013-05-04 11:44:28 AM

spongeboob: Lionel Mandrake: Jon iz teh kewl: why don't they just legalize abortion
if it's legal, Christ doesn't have a real problem with it

like why he supports alcohol but not pot

The Bible says he turned water into wine, not broccoli into pot.

Stupid hippy

But God made Pot, if God wanted you drink wine wouldn't he turn your tap water into wine.


my tap water tastes like SPOOGE
 
2013-05-04 11:54:22 AM

spongeboob: SkinnyHead: ambassador_ahab: Do 41% of pregnancies really end in abortion?  Citation needed.

Mr. Beck was referring to the abortion rate in New York City.  And it's totally true.

Except the article says state here
During his radio show today, Glenn Beck came to the conclusion that God must destroy the U.S. because of the abortion rate in New York State, which he claims is "41 percent of all pregnancies."


But the video shows Beck saying New York, not New York State.
 
2013-05-04 12:12:19 PM

SkinnyHead: But the video shows Beck saying New York, not New York State.


Oh!  In that case he makes a cogent, reasonable argument.
 
2013-05-04 12:22:18 PM

Weaver95: i'm glad I don't worship the same god/gods that Glen Beck worships because that god sounds like a f*cking asshole.


Ever notice that gods always seem to have exactly the same stupid, petty prejudices, and hate the same groups of people as their followers?

Odd coincidence, that.
 
2013-05-04 12:22:50 PM
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Glenn Beck is a loon.
 
2013-05-04 12:23:07 PM
God must destroy the U.S.

0bama and the libs are destroying the U.S.

Therefore, 0bama and the libs are doing God's work.

Does that sum it up, Mr. Beck?
 
2013-05-04 12:25:12 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Nabb1: ManateeGag: Majick Thise: If god could start by destroying Glenn Beck I might be tempted to believe...

If this happens, i'll start going to church again.

If God smites Glenn Beck, I'll join the clergy.

Well, maybe become a deacon, what with being married and all that.

I'm single...I'll become the freakin' pope


I want to be Patron Saint of T&A.

1. Anytime I post a comment, someone says "Oh Jesus Christ"
2. Yesterday, I knew I was out of beer but I went to my fridge and I found a full six pack in the back.

One more miracle and I'll be good.
 
2013-05-04 12:25:54 PM
...But until then, buy Gold!
 
2013-05-04 12:26:23 PM
He's saying that we aren't acting christian enough, so with our words we are saying "God bless America", but with our actions we're saying "God damn America."

Funny.  This is exactly what Rev. Wright got in trouble for.
 
2013-05-04 12:27:58 PM
i'm just waiting on him to start pitching Vitajex.
 
2013-05-04 12:28:00 PM

Mugato: Why the shiat does anyone listen to anything this moron says?


I've wondered that for quite some time now.
/still wondering
 
2013-05-04 12:28:08 PM

SkinnyHead: spongeboob: SkinnyHead: ambassador_ahab: Do 41% of pregnancies really end in abortion?  Citation needed.

Mr. Beck was referring to the abortion rate in New York City.  And it's totally true.

Except the article says state here
During his radio show today, Glenn Beck came to the conclusion that God must destroy the U.S. because of the abortion rate in New York State, which he claims is "41 percent of all pregnancies."

But the video shows Beck saying New York, not New York State.


Do you have a citation for that?
 
2013-05-04 12:30:05 PM
Oh my...he's certainly gotten a bit unhinged since Fox fired him hasn't he?

Must be back on the bottle again.
 
2013-05-04 12:33:00 PM

Erix: God must destroy the U.S.

0bama and the libs are destroying the U.S.

Therefore, 0bama and the libs are doing God's work.

Does that sum it up, Mr. Beck?


Mr. Beck like most wing nuts is immune to your logic.
 
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